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@turf_dappa
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5 years
Please Date Someone Who Understands Your Situation At Home. 📍✌️ Thank Me Later!
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4 years
Usarege kugara uine lunchbox murelationship, zvikanzi "lets take a break", uchadyei?
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5 years
Jokes aside tho, guys we need to try to get closer to God, life is not guaranteed, anything can happen anytime. Nobody is perfect but his Grace is sufficient for all. After all it is not of him that willeth nor of him that runneth but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Best rapper in Uganda #UGAZIM
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4 years
Ikozvino masperm makuita ekumwa ka
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I remember my first kiss ,handina kurara ndichiti ndatova ne nhumbu 😂😂😂
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5 years
Don't be fooled by nice twitter handles and names. Nice profile pictures. We're just broke Zimbabweans. Kutosangana wotoona kuti nhamo dzangu dzirinani😂😂😂😂
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@turf_dappa
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4 years
Ukaswera paVillage , Avondale shops, Westgate, Five Ave shops unogona kungofunga kuti "Your life is a joke"
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5 years
My Dad Said We Must Speak English otherwise we won't eat today, kulez yatinogara nayo irikungoti "Ooops Ooops" kubva makuseni 🤣
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@turf_dappa
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4 years
We've more pressing issues chimbonyarara
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
4 years
Gentlemen, in an African set-up you should not only be aware of pussy simping (being a slave to women) but also blood simping (being a slave to blood ties). If you're not careful, you'll simp your life away trying to please parents, siblings & other blood ties
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@turf_dappa
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4 years
Saying #ZimbabweLivesMatter doesn't make you politically affiliated but makes you a Zimbabwean. Your fav is scared
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4 years
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter this tag must keep on 🇿🇼🙏
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4 years
R/ships dnt work these days cz we're dating pple who still love their Ex. We suffer frm insecurities we ddnt create. We're dating pple who're tryin 2 move on.We're dating pple who want 2 sho their Ex tht they cn live without them and we're dealing wth broken hearts we ddnt break
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@turf_dappa
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3 years
It can only be God. +1 and counting!!🙏 🥂🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🎊
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4 years
Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on. MuZimbabwe shiri kungonyengana chete patambo magetsi edu otoenda 🤦🏽‍♀🙄🙄🙄
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4 years
YOU GAVE US THE BEST OF YOU, WE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE BEST OF US IN RETURN. LONG LIVE KING OF ZIM COMEDY!!
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3 years
Manudes acho unozombomada here atorwa neITEL.....kuita kunge kabeef ke$1 kagochwa nema teargas..
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2 years
As long as ZanuPf is still getting significant numbers in CCC strongholds whilst CCC gets whitewashed in ZanuPf strongholds 2023 we'll cry again till 2028.
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5 years
Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy who is asking for a girl's number mukombie😂😂😂😂
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5 years
Once you pass 25 years,you're no longer looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend but a wife or husband. You're no longer single but rather you're UNMARRIED.
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3 years
Who are you fooling when you buy a vaccination card?
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3 years
Liberation war hero. He had a fight with Seh Calaz🤣 liberated us from Mabhanditi
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5 years
We can't be friends if you've never done this 👇
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2 years
I didn't want to share this story but NO We've normalized the abnormal. We've a chance to change things if we #RegisterToVoteZW and vote wisely. This could have been avoided. 💔💔💔💔 RIP🕊️🕊️
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2 years
So many avoidable deaths in our Local Hospitals 😭. Someone ( twimbo firgot her handle) passed away last week. The death could've been avoided if our systems really cared for the people.💔💔💔💔
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@turf_dappa
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3 years
Vakableacher musanatire face inosara mudish
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5 years
Zvikafamba mushe by the end of next week tinenge tave neSextape.
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4 years
To my beautiful sisters who want to get married soon. 1) husband is the head of the house. 2) you're his helper. 3) respect him even if he has little money. 4) do those things for him that you think you'd never do for anyone else. 5) try to maintain your appearance (body) Etc
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5 years
Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff Short hand is a turnoff
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3 years
Boiz rangu pfekai. Hakuna kumira kunze uku. Tunoruma tuvanhu utu, mablesser avo anezvinoruma. Play your part and stay safe.
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5 years
Some of y'all rotate 3 filters and still ugly.
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4 years
Why does ZanuPf answer on Government issues?
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4 years
I call upon @jahprayzah to do a song and video about the social injustices in Zimbabwe, even the economic and Political issues. Your voice must be heard bro. Your YouTube views and influence must count here. Tatambura wangu you voice matter. Hapana zvaunoitwa🤞
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4 years
Black lives matter when its in America. Do they matter in Africa where fellow black leaders destroy people of the same race as them?
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3 years
Dear 50 Cent, 10% of $175,000 will construct standard borehole which will supply safe drinking water to a community of 20000 people in Mabvuku Harare. Let's do this!
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Man there are some people in Texas that got a lot of money. I bid $175,000 for a bottle of wine 🍾 and i still lost. 👀
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Next time vanhu vadeedzera #shutdownZimbabwe haubude. Dzungu rako rekuda kunzi ndinoda basa ndiro rakutemesa nedhinhi ufunge Isusu kusara tiri mumba hatipenge Tuuuuuuu rooooooo Ndakanda changu chirauro😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Speaking fluent English doesn't make you INTELLIGENT.
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3 years
Throw back Thursday. Sending pictures on a 3310
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5 years
Some girls will Die single because of their Standards.........was your Father driving a Range Rover when he was 22yrs???
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4 years
Jah Master really called God and got an instant reply
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4 years
[24/04, 21:08] Willo: Ndiri kutengesa marollon R10 kana une R5 ndobvisa kabhora🤔🤔🤔 [24/04, 21:26] +: Ndozora sei [24/04, 21:26] Malvin: Nemunhenga wehuku 😂😂🙌🏼
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4 years
It all started in 80s when they ignored Gukurahindi. They then thought it was ok. Now they feel comfortable doing it. #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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3 years
If you've US$700 start a poultry project NOW. Next year this time you'll be a millionaire like Susan's cousin.
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4 years
The “I” before “miss you” & “love you” is important, okay? 🥺
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4 years
Tyler Perry movies are just Nigerian movies akaenda kuHavard
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4 years
Imagine the Bible written in Nigerian English like "So nah Angel Gabriel weh appear to Mary and tell her say, you go bear small pikin and de call him Jizos"😂😂
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4 years
Itori employment rate yedu ka iyi😂
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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JUST IN: Germany's unemployment rate rises to 4.4%, the highest in over four years.
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@turf_dappa
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5 years
Please if you can't take Twitter jokes, sarcasm and banters, stick to SMS with your fellow villagers,we're tired of you catching feelings here.
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5 years
Nekungoti FUCK chete mubhazi rekuGokwe,unonzwa vakutozevezerana👂🏾 ndiye 2pac momwe ototi ayewa ndiye Weezy 😂 🤦🏾‍♂🤦🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂
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4 years
Isu tisina mari tiri pa tight muma Family groups umu. Kunyange ukati "Good morning family", vanonyarara kunge vasina zvavaona. Shasha yeku UK ika sender Comma by mistake by mistake wotonzwa vave kuti , "What a nice comma, wow a nice comma indeed."
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3 years
Parents of the best meme!
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5 years
Stop using your shirt to clean a spoon when nobody is watching.
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4 years
Mwari vanoTurner maTables ndiyani aiziva kuti maGuard achazotora maDoctor nemaNurse temperature 😂😂😂😂
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5 years
Ladies reject good men, choose bad boys because of money and cars. They then get disappointed and blame all men for their transgressions. Confused generation. Our sisters are just lost!!!
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Before you break her heart,just remember that she is someone's daughter. Do ask yourself "Is this how I'd want my daughter,sister,niece etc to be treated?" I bet NO!
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5 years
I know women will not believe this but there are men in this world who are content and can never cheat on you because they're so much in love with you.
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4 years
Camera yeIphone inobva yabuditsa vanhu kunge vanodanana sterek🚮
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4 years
It's a dark day for Zimbabwean Music as a Sungura legend succumbs to Prostate cancer. RIP Dhewa. He'll be buried at his home in Kwekwe.
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4 years
This tag better not die #ZimbabweLivesMatter
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5 years
I may not be able to date all if not any of the beautiful girls on Twitter but I will view their profile pictures, zoom them and touch their boobs. .🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 Catch me if you can.
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4 years
Use protection imi vanhu imi. Don't trust your eyes haasi new start. Yes i mean you!
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5 years
The silence in the streets is proudly brought to you by ARSENAL. (Arsenal #4Life 😂😂😂). Please spend the week responsible. Not to be supported by persons under the age of 18.🔞.
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5 years
Just thinking about women having sex with fat niggas,his ass be clapping,yours be clapping..Issa round of applause.
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5 years
It's impossible to hide a relationship that you are extremely happy in.
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5 years
His verandah overlapped into my yard, so I had to put my durawall through his verandah
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Guy : Hey babe, ndiri kuospital, ndaita accident to my Leg and upper shoulder, Nicky brought me in, i think they might Amputate the leg 😭 Girl : Who is Nicky😡?
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3 years
Kusiyana kwemaLevels😂. A MUST watch video!!
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5 years
I wish people came with a 30second trailer. So that i can know what I'm getting my self into.
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4 years
#PeopleShouldNormalise appreciating the little your partner does for you. Its very important.
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5 years
Some men are ashamed to introduce their wives because they have failed to maintain them.😏🙄 #stolen
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4 years
So after dating a married man... Do you still want a faithful husband? 🤔🤔 Stolen
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Unpopular opinion : Am i the only one who wishes their Ex the best. Like literally the best!
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Girls with fat booties think they have made it in life .
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Dear Ladies with Cars. Those girls you don't pick up on the road going the same way as you. Guess what! Your Husbands/BFs are picking them up. Yours Uncle
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Not all ladies are impressed with money. Some actually want you for who you are and money isn't that important to them. They deserve all the love.
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The way homosexuality is being portrayed on Television these days👐👐. It's becoming normal 😭. The world is in trouble!
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3 years
To us vane hembe dzinokwana muSatchel 1 🍻🍻
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4 years
Face mask haidi uinemukanwa munonhuwa. Unozvikuvadza😷😷😷😷
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4 years
Lockdown ma1 nekuoneswa Telemundo neZee World movie risina kiss nothn not even a pant pawaya haribude vanhu vacho they jst luk at each otha so close pouya kamhepo vhudzi roti waya waya ponyorwa kuti 6mnths later atonenhumbu nekuda kweMhepo iyoyo Ladies hw do u enjy ths nonsense
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Ladies be warned Saying Bho here and Bho zvekuti Those phrases are a total turnoff😔
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Grace Mugabe was right but we called her names. #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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4 years
You're 25 and not in a stable relationship do you think you're growing any younger.
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5 years
After musturbating wonzwa Moms vako vachiti nepa window: "Chiroora uchati raper pano" 😂😂😂
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4 years
Njema is now manifesting
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4 years
Are you anything on twitter though?
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Just when I thought lm grown up my mom vanditsunya nzeve she doesn't know who I am on Twitter 😭😭😭
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4 years
Since i was born handisati ndambonzwa police ichinhuwirira perfume,asi mutemo haubvume here🤷🏽‍♂🤷🏽‍♂
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ZIMBABWE IS GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE ZIMBABWE IS GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE ZIMBABWE IS GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE ZIMBABWE IS GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE ZIMBABWE IS GOING THROUGH A MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTS ISSUE!!!
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To those that tested positive for COVID-19 and survived, how did you do it during the time where you were sick? In terms of treatment and how family took care of you. How did you survive. Share and help others.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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To my boys out there who move on after being blue ticked muDM, when their intentions were good🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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4 years
2.2Million people voted for Nelson Chamisa not the Harvest House. You can take the building but not the hearts of people.
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5 years
Maturity isn't determined by age,you can meet a 21 year old who talks more sense than a 25 year old
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Poor musical career management: Dobba Don Blot Taurai Mandebvu Lady Squanda D Flexx Guspy warrior Soul Jah Love
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Wonzwa mhururu nemuridzo panextdoor wobva wati regai ndidongorere woona ari mwana wako arikunzi tamba tikupe tea🤗
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5 years
If Ti Gonzi doesn't get recognized this year for everything he has done for ZimHiphop and himself. It will break my heart.
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5 years
What's the point of having a lot of non active followers. Ones that can't even retweet or like your tweets. Ones you cant even see their tweets. Ones who only appear on twitter once in 2months. That's why most of our tweets don't reach 1k but we got 10k+ followers!!!!!!!
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Btw he has a house in Chisipite and you're renting a room in Budiriro kusingabude mvura🙄
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Nyasha
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Are we going to ignore the fact that Ezekiel Guti was part of the people who received machinery worth thousands and hasn't paid back. Yet people who believe in him are trying to make him a Saint. Ceaser did not give back what belongs to ceaser
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