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Poorly Batched RPC

Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2007
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@QuinnyPig Rebuilding knowledge from this lost oral tradition may cost a good chunk of that anyways
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@krisnova You should be able to use a replace directive to point to a local copy in your go.mod: (disclaimer though, I did not test)
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Hard to hide the schadenfreude at this mess
@MarlowNYC
Marlow Stern
1 year
how it started / how it's going
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Another summer day in upstate NY 😱
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@tenderlove It’s another way to say yaml programmer
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@jsrailton @NewYorker Is that Gavin McInnes at 2.23?
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@Jewyorican Marsupial law if necessary
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Really enjoyed this talk about Generics in Go2, helped a lot making sense of the decisions behind the implementation. Thanks @golangnyc and @goinggodotnet particularly. Made Generics less scary for many people I think :)
@GothamGo
GothamGo Conference
4 years
Big Go online meetup tomorrow night presented by Golang NYC with the help of @jfrog ! Generic Draft Proposal Review by @goinggodotnet Read all about it and sign up at
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@TonyOnTheTweetr @fharding0 I was curious and looked it up. Turns out they still manufacture 56K modems. Next question is: who exactly is buying 56K modems in 2020?
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Apple Pencil? APPLE PENCIL?? Seriously?
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Back to Brooklyn for the first time in 3 months to vote 🇫🇷
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@ReinH As of today, all of this seems very unlikely
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@lallimusic None of this is okay tbh
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It’s that kind of day
@ChuckModi1
#StopCopCity
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Expect the unexpected today
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@socialistdogmom @CriminalUnionFW The wording of these emails reads comically desperate
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@jon_has_landed @MarcoLian8 I was thinking about that the other day: how to measure the impact of music on our lives? How different would we be without it? I feel I would be a completely different person without it.
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That's about 4 years too late, but that's, maybe, a start.
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Had no idea that Zoom could do all that
@TessaRDavis
Tessa Davis
2 years
Of all the meeting platforms we've used over the last 2 years, Zoom is the one I love most. Most of us think we know Zoom inside out. But we don't. Here are 7 Zoom hacks you probably haven't heard of, but you'll be glad you now know. 🧵👇
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Coming from France and not having studied in the US, I found this thread enlightening on how education-based privilege works here
@kristenmeinzer
Kristen Meinzer
4 years
1/7 In my early days of working in the media in NYC, a coworker said, "It's interesting how most midwesterners go to state schools; I guess you all like to stick close to home." I was shocked by the classism. I said nothing. But here's what I wish I would have said:
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@d_feldman All true, but also: LLMs will continue to be fed large amount of data they previously generated, leading to increasingly inaccurate / fantasy results while entering this doomed feedback loop
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First days of spring appear to be here to last 🤞
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If anything, this debate doesn't exactly reflect well on America #PresidentialDebate
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For the person who has everything
@mellowdrifter
Darren O'Connor 🚴🌐
2 years
The old testament
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A rare bright spot in an otherwise all-around terrible summer, thanks @PoolsideFM
@marty
@marty
4 years
Reply with a 🌴 if you wanna try @poolsidefm for iOS ✨ RT for good luck
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@fatih @Vitsoe Looks fantastic
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@AlinejadMasih Merci pour cette video, ce qui se passe en ce moment en Afghanistan est une tragédie 😢
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Comparing stock market performance following the murders of black men over the years: how’s that for dystopia?
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
4 years
This is a horrific graphic to have put up on air. My god.
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@juliaioffe @Apple @Google @navalny @antontroian @satariano I don’t understand this, Kremlin claims not doing so would constitute election meddling, but removing a way for people to organize and express their opinion is really what election meddling is about
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I have been seeing this several times over the last few days in different contexts, tech talks and otherwise, so for the record: “final” and “solution” should never ever, ever be used together for any reason. Ever.
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“Surprise, we’re having a train ahead of us” after 5 previous stops — even at its most infuriating, New York stays entertaining.
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Feels like America is having a collective anxiety attack
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We’re doomed
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@jon_has_landed The sweet smoky smell of the end of the world
@rubycumulous
yuribeast
4 years
i dont know if its The drummer elmo or a different philly man who owns a elmo suit for some reason but like theres a pretty good chance its the same guy
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Update.
@What46HasDone
That Well-Adjusted Biden Guy
2 years
This is what she said. It's inartful. A bit of a word salad. But no way is it a statement saying the President's position is that he is against eliminating the filibuster. @ValerioCNN should be absolutely ashamed of himself.
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At least THAT didn't happen in Brooklyn
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@goinggodotnet Really curious about what could have been if json had comments, but i think YAML would still have had the wrong pace that it has, because it looks superficially simpler as a configuration language
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@goldman There’s something extremely chilling about these pictures, the contrast between how ordinary these people look and their firearms drawn, perhaps
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Rage against the ice cream machine
@EJAllstonEsq
Elisabeth Ryan JD MPH
4 years
The people angrily denouncing Rage Against the Machine for Tom Morello's leftist politics is one of the more hilarious things I have ever seen on the internet. WHAT MACHINE DID YOU THINK THEY HAVE BEEN RAGING AGAINST FOR DECADES? THE ICE CREAM MACHINE? THE ATM? LAWNMOWERS?
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The world is crashing and burning but at least the weather is nice
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@therecount The closed captioning is translating Ron DeSantis as Rhonda Santa and that’s how I’m going to call him going forward.
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Switching to @digitalocean and it is a very seamless experience so far. Way smarter than #mediatemple .
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@alexwagner Truth is, the media shouldn't be so focused on Trump. His voice should be muffled, not amplified as it is now.
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@techgirl1908 This is horrifying: straight out of WWII french occupation playbook
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@courtneynash Would be a fitting end for @twitter that instead of a long slow agony, involving fleeing advertisers and questionable business plans, it would just, one day cease to work and never restart
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@4_Ds_of_A @TheRickWilson Exactly! Underrated tweet
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@cherthedev @PrimeVideo Moth man prophecies is a very underrated movie
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In bed with midnight.
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The problem with responsive websites: fonts are always too large for the viewport.
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@isosteph It’s called Prospect Park, check it out
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Fierce thunderstorm #newyorkcity
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Awesome: recipes and household tips from writers via @TheAtlantic http://t.co/yaKXaJCI
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Jk, Flatbush is all right
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Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization http://t.co/QZIIC0dL
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We can argue all you want about what photography is, to me, photography is a gesture.
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In light of last week's election, we are going to need updates to iOS and android emojis to include this one:
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@andhurricanes I'll let you know later, it's a very short read.
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@nabihahiqbal Of course, I wasn’t contesting the reality of the fact, just the source of info. This guardian article sums it up. If true this is horrifying
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Everything-going-wrong day, but nothing that can't be cured with a beer or two.
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@jon_has_landed I miss this too, tremendously. And with it the feeling that everything was new, that the future was holding promises: The birth of hip-hop as a musical genre, personal computing and the fall of the Berlin wall. Those were the days
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Can’t say I’m particularly into electronic music these days but @PyeCornerAudio is surely my greatest music discovery of 2019. So much attention to detail on each and every track
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Aside on this historical moment: they could have given Chris Wallace a better chair
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@jacobian @middlemanapp does this very efficiently, simply storing arbitrary yaml in a /data folder and exposing a small API to query
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This is an essential, if heartbreaking read. Helps put things in context.
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@cherthedev @PrimeVideo I remember going down a rabbit hole reading about sightings and how the story came to be. Also Laura Linney is always amazing
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Dear runny nose, please stop. Love, Thomas
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Thank you Maine, you are such a great state to spend Labor Day weekend in.
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I want a Contax G2. There I said it.
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Sometimes I wish I could just be this turtle, leisurely basking in the sun in ⁦ @prospect_park
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@matryer @bradfitz That was thoroughly enjoyable
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@socialistdogmom @CriminalUnionFW How many days worth of phishing attempts is that?
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In an unfortunate turn of events, here is the weather forecast for this Memorial Day Weekend
@StormTeam4NY
Storm Team 4 NY
3 years
It just *feels* wrong to show the wind chill map this time of year
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@juliagalef Thank you for explaining how it was done, I stumbled on this this morning and I found it strangely mesmerizing and comforting on these crazy days
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«What’s legal isn’t always what’s right» is an important point
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« Quote Tweet friends, screenshot enemies »
@jsrailton
John Scott-Railton
2 years
Just saw a wild armed politician video? Felt a strong need to Quote Tweet? That's because YOU are the target audience. You're helping this person enter the news cycle. Stop it. Here's how: Quote Tweet friends, screenshot enemies. Better yet, focus elsewhere.
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@Jenmckaig : Tomorrow is Equal Pay Day. @voxdotcom explains and explores the gender wage gap: http://t.co/FZtEplJkar
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The similarities with the Brexit vote are striking.
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Unbelievably tone-deaf
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Vaccines work 💉
@zeynep
zeynep tufekci
3 years
More good news. Pfizer has the six month update. *Zero* hospitalizations among the vaccinated vs. 32 among the placebo group (n=46,307). Also real life data from South Africa, where B.1.351 is dominant: zero cases of COVID among the vaccinated vs. nine in the placebo (n=800).
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How much is too much sleep?
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@girlsreallyrule There won't be closure unless he is removed from office and prosecuted
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@goinggodotnet That looks amazing
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We all badly need spring and this morning it felt like it was almost there.
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@chimeracoder I only recently discovered this but found it pretty great
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Twitter’s algorithm got pretty good
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@maggieNYT These are not protests
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This is an interesting read, given the current draft executive orders in circulation.
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Finlandia vodka is finally readily available in Paris. What took them so long? #thatsweird
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These pictures of SF are so striking. Who’s to say we are not living in a science fiction movie 🍿
@SFGate
SFGATE
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Bay Area sky turns bright orange, some areas see 'snowing' ash
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@IanColdwater Attended your keynote at Kubecon and loved every minute of it!
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