πŸ₯Ÿ Profile Banner
πŸ₯Ÿ Profile
πŸ₯Ÿ

@truedumpling

191
Followers
54
Following
279
Media
2,959
Statuses

go on, kill each other, strikers.

SHE/HER 18+ ONLY
Joined March 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
10 days
πŸ₯Ί
Tweet media one
0
6
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
march 7th: aw man! i ran out of camera film dan heng: i guess we’ll have to use the jade abacus
30
3K
19K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
welt: has anyone seen my cane? dan heng: no… i guess we’ll have to use the jade abacus
1
102
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
dan heng: *on the toilet* aw man i ran out of toilet paper dan heng: *still on the toilet* good thing i’ve got this jade abacus with me
2
188
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
pom-pom: can someone go to herta space station and renegotiate our supply agreement? dan heng: fine, i’ll go get the jade abacus
1
87
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
blade: πŸ₯€πŸͺ¦ of five people, three must pay the priceβ›“οΈπŸ–€ dan heng: what’s that? you need five people? i’ll use the jade abacus
1
163
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
himeko: i’m gonna make some coffee dan heng: cool, i’m gonna use the jade abacus
1
91
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
caelus: *sneezes* dan heng: we have no choice but to use the jade abacus
2
90
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
messenger: would you like to enter the forgotten hall? dan heng: i would like to use the jade abacus
4
97
2K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
dan heng, writing his notes on boothill: is β€œweird” spelt with i before e or after e? dan heng, looking at the jade abacus: only one way to find out…
3
92
1K
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
Tweet media one
@veilsguard
dia
4 months
who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? all fandoms allowed
843
266
4K
6
166
705
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
does it ever drive you crazy how jing yuan, who wants just as much as anyone else to see his old friend in dan heng, puts all of that aside and says this?
Tweet media one
4
102
639
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
β€œstop crawling through the mud for crumbs” meanwhile our crumbs quite literally fell outta the sky
3
71
632
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
jing yuan: that i may glance upon him from the shore is enough for me dan heng, clutching the jade abacus: my love is overflowing like the rising tides i want to pull him out to sea
1
117
482
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
THE PARALLELS ARE UNENDING WITH THEM
1
93
480
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
GUYS I THINK I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
11
71
202
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
this has left my target audience, so i wanna be clear that i am clowning him for having a massive honking CRUSH on general jing yuan of the xianzhou-luofu
3
3
166
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
put jingheng wigs on this meme
Tweet media one
2
36
131
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
NO NEED TO REDRAW FOR SUNTURINE
Tweet media one
@LYLAWYLA
lyla ✰ | commission always open!
1 year
i think everyone should redraw this as their ship
Tweet media one
159
9K
53K
3
34
122
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
3 months
i love jingheng with lovesick dan heng so much!! the general has him smiling to himself, humming along to love songs, walking with a pep in his step, giddy (by dan heng standards) and excited to face each day, excited to sleep because his dreams are now where the two of them meet
0
26
119
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
he learned so quickly that compliance and disappearing into the background was the key to survival. it’s probably why till, who fought back at every turn, was so captivating to him. it’s probably why he did whatever it took to protect till’s fighting spirit.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
@_kryouma
jan β˜„οΈ ALNST YURIVOLUTION
6 months
i've been saying this for ages. ivan is a kid with no background, no family, no records, and is adopted by some uber-rich alien with insane connections. why would they take a backgroundless child whose only trait is compliance in?
3
71
335
2
24
104
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
Tweet media one
2
36
105
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
i like how even though jingheng are characterized as halves of a whole, they’re still independently very confident in their own individualities and support each other in pursuit of their selves
1
14
96
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
argenti x boothill (argenthill??) is insane though because i’m imagining boothill who was pulled apart and reassembled into a cyborg feeling like an abomination and argenti who has dedicated his entire life to finding beauty across the universe telling boothill he’s beautiful
3
16
86
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
alejandro blink twice if you ship jingheng
@KaggyFilms
Alejandro Saab
5 months
We ARE the reinforcements πŸ˜‰ @fencernick
28
323
6K
1
4
77
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
Tweet media one
@7fahrenheit
✨fahren✨
4 months
Tweet media one
2
71
284
0
17
64
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
@ohhgreeny it’s his go-to :’) he just starts grabbing it whenever anything happens, just to feel like jing yuan is there with him
1
1
57
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
i don’t get why ppl think m/f shipping is anti-queer. are you saying m/f relationships are anti-queer? that literally throws bi/pan, aro/ace, and trans people under the bus. at a certain point i have to assume y’all just think women don’t deserve to be loved by your male pookies
3
13
57
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
Hoyoverse CEO Da Wei confirms Arbiter-General Jing Yuan is the Best Boy β€œhe is wonderful shmoopy boopy pookie and stuff”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
15
54
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
the crumbs are being force-fed to us
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
0
9
54
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
i love jing yuan for being so supportive of dan heng finding his own path, even though we know he misses dan feng so much and wants to see him in dan heng. jing yuan is so good and selfless. no wonder dan heng is so ready to use the jade abacus. he trusts jing yuan to save him
Tweet media one
1
10
51
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
i multiship but dan heng and jing yuan look the best with each other. perfect hair contrast, blue-green dominant outfit and red dominant outfit, lion and dragon, small and tall, β€œTHE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF AS FAIR” it’s *chefs kiss* nobody else compares
3
6
49
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
girl when i tell you my heart is racing!!! the transition from young kaiser’s β€œi want to be loved” into isagi’s β€œdamn you…superstar” and that look!!! do you see that look?!!??! KAISAGI WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME you want to be loved, kaiser??? this boy loves you
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
9
46
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
@jinghengology terrible save, general
1
0
48
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
back tattoo ideas
Tweet media one
0
13
47
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
no one: nobody: literally not even a single soul: dan heng: *sighs* i GUESS we’ll just have to use the jade abacus :/
2
6
45
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
Tweet media one
@lunaedanheng
val ☽
5 months
MINUTES BEFORE DISASTER
Tweet media one
2
1
58
2
8
42
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
β€œwe get a pass on shipping these relatives bc it took the creator 30 years to reveal they were cousins!” are y’all not tired of having to rewrite the rules of morally correct shipping every time you find out one of your beloved ships aren’t so ethical? just ship the damn cousins
2
6
41
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
Dan Heng β€’ Imbibitor Lunae Added to Team With Jing Yuan:
Tweet media one
0
7
40
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
Tweet media one
0
9
39
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
β€œ[character] has two hands” yeah and i want their soulmate to hold both of them next
2
11
37
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
bootheng booooothenggggg
Tweet media one
3
5
38
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
what's the point of jing yuan tiddies if they're not bouncing while he's riding dan heng's ddd (double dragon dicks)
1
7
36
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
@bluemusing scientifically impossible for anyone to not love jing yuan back
2
2
34
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
jingheng’s first kiss but they spend forever in that moment right before their lips touch, the drumroll, where they breathe each other in, inhaling and exhaling in time, intoxicated by each other’s proximity
2
2
34
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
3 months
i can’t believe dan heng wanted to save his friends in penacony with jing yuan by his side so much that it made its way into the collective dream i hope he loses sleep pondering the implications of that
1
8
34
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
yanqing is onto him
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
0
9
34
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
can’t believe jingheng have matching boring allegations! just couple things <3
3
4
32
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
3 months
i love itoshi rin so much!!!!!!!!
Tweet media one
0
7
31
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
y’all: why does ship discourse in these ship fandoms i’m not part of happen??? also y’all: *brings the β€œbeef” up unprompted* *tags both ships*
1
1
31
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
i love long hair as a symbol of love and devotion so i hope after dan heng left the xianzhou-luofu following his exile, jing yuan cut off all his hair and let it regrow while he longed for dan heng’s return against all odds
3
4
31
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
β–‘Jβ–‘Iβ–‘Nβ–‘Gβ–‘Hβ–‘Eβ–‘Nβ–‘Gβ–‘ β–‘Iβ–‘Nβ–‘ β–‘Bβ–‘Oβ–‘Oβ–‘ Tβ–‘ Hβ–‘
Tweet media one
0
9
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
rin’s backstory really brings new meaning to this panel where the family is seeing sae off at the airport. parents at the front, smiling proudly at sae going abroad to make a name for himself. rin, some steps behind them, isolated. especially now that sae is going away.
Tweet media one
0
4
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
3 months
@pixieminxy my first thought was he uses it as a vibrator
1
0
30
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
do u see the vision….dan heng sleeping, sated from some intense lovemaking. jing yuan admiring him, gaze soft and complicated. in the morning dan heng has to leave with the AE….anyways
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
4
4
30
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
dan heng’s story is truly one of finding and creating your own destiny. there are all these expectations of who he is and should be, what he’s fated for, but at the end of the day, he’s looking for his own identity and self and i love the role jing yuan played in encouraging that
Tweet media one
0
7
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
i’m not a jing yuan apologist because jing yuan has nothing to apologize for
1
3
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
25 days
he’s working on sdrn fanfic
Tweet media one
3
7
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
people calling jingheng yaoi bait like that’s an insult to me??? no babes i’m gobbling that yaoi bait up like the fujoshi i am (a fish-joshi??????)
4
2
29
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
hey people who make cancel threads over fictional ships can i introduce you to my friends dlPFC, posterior cingulate cortex and sensory-motor cortex
Tweet media one
4
5
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
csi: xianzhou-luofu
Tweet media one
2
10
28
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
10 days
KISS KISSSS KISSSSSSS
Tweet media one
3
12
28
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
1 month
also what do you mean being a bottom is β€œooc” it’s not a personality trait 😭😭😭
2
1
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
dan heng: talk dirty to me jing yuan: i'm in love with you
1
9
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
15 days
β€œyou pretend to be cold because you like me” i can’t believe shidou has the exact same ryurin delusions as i do
Tweet media one
@lexicuti0ner
lex
17 days
ARE YOU SEEING THIS
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
11
43
322
2
6
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
thinking about jingheng who never get married in any traditional or official sense. it's just dan heng, in bed, looking over at jing yuan, amber eyes slowly blinking awake, and saying, "i'd like to wake up like this for the rest of my life." to which jing yuan replies, "me too."
1
4
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
22 days
this juxtaposition of rin telling isagi he is no longer is rival and shidou coming in later to declare himself rin’s rival ooohhh
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
5
27
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
HAND ON BARE SHOULDER
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@Lunasilveria29
Lunasilveria
6 months
I'm talking about something equally as sensual as that dancing scene but okπŸ§β€β™€οΈshould have worded it better
0
0
24
1
6
26
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
1 month
OK BUT HANG ON they robbed shidou of his juicy thighs and took away rin’s lank!!!!!!!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
5
25
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
jingheng 🀝 acheswan one-sided allegations jingheng 🀝 acheswan roundhouse kicking the one-sided allegations
1
4
26
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
when they tell me to mark an X over where i want dan heng to kiss:
2
5
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
a lot of being a fan is making your own food and hoping to god you find someone who likes it, too. if you want more of something in fandom, like a ship, t/b dynamic, headcanon, au, etc. and there's little of it, diy baby! be the deranged you want to see in the world.
1
5
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
fine, pass around your screenshots for β€œcancellation” purposes, but don’t be a dumbass and act like this pattern of putting people on blast and stoking anger towards individuals doesn’t empower harassment, threats, and other distasteful behaviour.
1
3
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
stole this from myself to say that i hope this is them by the end of this fuckass match
Tweet media one
0
8
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
ryurin matched each other’s freak
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@hugetulip
grβ˜†cie
4 months
Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
1K
632
11K
1
12
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
dan heng, who hates eye contact, but feels safest when he's staring right into the very depths of jing yuan's warm gaze.
1
4
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
i can stare at his back all day
0
3
24
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
when are they gonna deliver on the promise that is shidou crouching at rin’s feet like a dutiful right hand man as they head into battle against bastard munchen
Tweet media one
1
7
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
when they try to cancel me for tweeting freaky about itoshi rin
Tweet media one
0
3
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
look between the β€˜g’ and β€˜k’ on your keyboard
Tweet media one
1
3
23
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
the more i think about this moment i have to laugh rin is literally dissociating on the field and shidou’s rolling up like β€œhey sexy πŸ«¦β€
Tweet media one
2
6
23
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
1 month
β€œmaking this fictional character a bottom is ooc because he is a BIG STRONG MAN not a tiny little weak gay softie” is what some of y’all sound like by the way
1
3
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
jingheng makes sense to me whether or not dh is df. if he IS df, then it’s a matter of seeing an old friend in a new light. if he ISN’T df, then it’s a struggle of wanting to be someone you’re not for someone you love even though they’re not asking you to be. both soooo delicious
2
5
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
sae taking the blame because he knows rin keeps getting scolded for this πŸ₯Ή still, their parents blame it on rin, like he’s corrupting sae πŸ₯²
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
2
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
@7fahrenheit yes please make them all related i promise i won't ship any of them you're so smart
1
1
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
4 months
@jinghengology the nuclear family
0
0
22
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
soulmate au where dan heng’s cervix is the perfect shape for the tip of jing yuan’s cock because they are soulmates and it’s not an au
0
2
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
u cannot tell me sae did not love rin as much as rin loved him
@shadowelkaiser
Shadow πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 months
BL270 SPOILERS (8) ITOSHI BROTHERS FLASHBACK !!! Rin playing and breaking his toys. Sae: Ah, you're drooling again, Rin. Is it that much fun? Rin: Yes Sae: It's broken. Toys aren't like humans... they don't bleed, but once they break, they won't heal.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
38
985
6K
2
2
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
i love shipping blade with women it’s what number one respecter and lover of women yingxing would have wanted
1
1
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
14 days
β€œthe demon was free on the battlefield!!! seeking… pleasure!!!” and he is literally chasing after rin okay….
Tweet media one
2
3
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
@lunaedanheng pride month came early
0
0
20
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
i love jingheng because jing yuan is so selfless always holding himself back from the thing he wants and dan heng is so loving ready to give all of him to the man he loves something’s gotta give
0
1
21
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
ship so good their names are dan heng and jing yuan
1
7
20
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
1 month
FUCKING SIKE!!!!!!! bottom Bottom BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTTOM!!!! he’s one of those bottoms who starts out topping but then takes cock and never looks back. BOTTTOOMMMMM!!!! probably marries the first guy to top him too (shidou)
@keenari_
π—”π—Ήπ—²π—Άπ˜… Φ— Φ΄π”˜“ lvs rnis
2 months
β€” Itoshi Rin β€§β‚ŠΛš
Tweet media one
1
0
20
6
1
20
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
crazy that people will present themselves as a higher level of feminist over yaoi enjoyers when yaoi was part of a movement of sexual liberation and reclamation started by women. yaoi did not originate to centre men, it originated to fetishize fictionalized versions of them.
1
0
20
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
shidou says just the tip to get rin to agree to sex and then sticks the whole thing in
2
1
19
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
i love jingheng where jing yuan’s all β€œyou don’t want an old man like me” and dan heng’s all β€œno actually i do want an old man like you in fact i specifically want you”
1
1
19
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
2 months
@jinghengology the trailblazers:
Tweet media one
1
1
19
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
5 months
jing yuan walking in on dan heng wearing his clothes, seeing how small he looks in them, how large they look on him, he has dan heng pinned to the wall in seconds!!!
1
0
19
@truedumpling
πŸ₯Ÿ
6 months
@jinghengology also dan heng is facing off against dan feng while jing yuan is sparring with yanqing. the juxtaposition of past and future...
0
3
19