Yes this was our king. Not because we served him or because he ruled. But because of how he served us in everything he did. He played a hero on screen and lived like one in real life. He made so many of us proud of who we are. Hamba kahle Chadwick...Sizoku bona phambili.
So when US airlines were stranded, they got taxpayer money to help them out but now when taxpayers are stranded, airlines don’t help but instead charge insane amounts to people who need to get home? Help me understand🤔
Amazing how you can subscribe to any service instantly & they take your $ with one click but when you try to cancel, suddenly you need to call their helpline which is always too busy and so you have to find a dragon to fly you to Mordor to slay your subscription in the flesh. ⚔️
What a night! Thank you to the WHCA for having me, and allowing me the distinct honour of roasting the President of the United States! 🇺🇸🤯 To the
@POTUS
@JoeBiden
,
@DrBiden
, and everyone else on the receiving end. Thank you. 📸:
@GettyImages
If they’re gonna fill our timeline with people who we don’t follow then what’s the point of following anyone? I see more “suggested posts” than posts I actually asked to see. 🧐
TEACHERS who are forced to do all your work online! I’ve got 50 more Surface Laptops to give away to any educators who need a new device. Please tag your favourite teachers and I’ll pick 50 at random. PS- Teachers, you’re allowed to be your own favourite and tag yourself! 🙌🏾
What Jussie Smollett did was dumb as hell. But it’s crazy that he’s gonna spend more time in jail than the family who are mostly to blame for America’s opioid epidemic.🧐
Remind me Senator are balls the things you had when Trump destroyed you, insulted your wife’s face, said your dad killed JFK, hijacked your party and all you did was kiss his ass?? 😂
Happy Father's Day to my mom and all the single moms out there, who for whatever reason had to hold it down twice as hard. You deserve a celebration everyday. 🙌🏽❤️
When I read
@Trevornoah
's "Born A Crime," I could not put the book down. Excited to announce that I will be starring in and producing its feature film adaptation!
#BornACrime
Amazing that you would blame diversity before blaming the very real and documented issue of Boeing doing everything they can to cut costs for the sake of shareholders. 🤡
To say we’re proud would be an understatement. Congrats to a team that many wrote off just a year ago. Our captain took criticism from all sides but today, the Springboks are back on top of the world. Well done Bokke. You have made us all proud.
#rugbyworldcup2019
#southafrica
Wow, I visited Russia for 3 days and now The Daily Show is nominated for 3 Emmys. Next time I should stay for a week and then run for president 😄
To all the people who voted for us and to all who watch our show I could not be more grateful. Spasibo 🙌🏽
#Emmys
Fact: I don’t like being tickled. Unless however... you happen to be
@Oprah
. In which case... tickle away. But everyone else, keep your tickle monster hands away from me! 👋🏾 🎥:
@ruminasean
Tired and scruffy but blessed and fulfilled. Truly incredible to see
@thedailyshow
team nominated for 6 Emmys this year! Is this even real life? Thank you
@TelevisionAcad
for the honour! 🙏🏾
The French ambassador to the U.S.
@GerardAraud
criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds
#BetweenTheScenes
:
It's amazing to me that my joke about the conflict in India and Pakistan trended more than the story of the actual conflict itself. Sometimes it seems like people are more offended by the jokes comedians make about an issue than the issue itself.
In a year that most human beings would love to forget, there has been one constant force that has brought us together - Music. I’m truly honoured to be hosting The
#GRAMMYs
, a night celebrating all of our favourite artists who’ve helped keep us sane while we’re all stuck indoors!
“How can I smile for a photo when I don’t have teeth?” 😄❤️
This morning our family laid to rest the oldest member of our clan Frances Noah, or as most of us referred to her, Gogo.
Oil prices getting lower. Great! Like a big Tax Cut for America and the World. Enjoy! $54, was just $82. Thank you to Saudi Arabia, but let’s go lower!
Trevor visits his Grandma Koko in Soweto, South Africa, to talk about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and what exactly he needs to do to get her to watch The Daily Show.
Friends. After much reflection I have decided to enter the transfer portal for my last year of eligibility. Excited for the future!
5’7” ish
165
14.8 second 40
#Blessed
#NILBABY
#TDSnation
#LFGM
London, I am so grateful and will truly never forget these 3 nights at the O2 with you. There were 50000 people at the shows but it felt like an intimate club… and then on the tube ride home it definitely felt like 50000 people 😂😂😂😂 📷:
@wilsylvince
India 🇮🇳
What an experience it was coming and performing in your country for the first time. Thank you for sharing your rich history, your delicious cuisine and your fantastic arguments with me. Thank you to everyone who came out to the shows in Delhi and Mumbai because you made…
There are people fighting to walk around a supermarket without a mask because they think it’s their “right”.
Then there are people screaming at someone who’s sitting alone in an empty park, for not wearing their mask.
Why is common sense so uncommon?
Jesus I almost crapped my pants. I was watching Stranger Things and In the show, the mind flayer causes the lights to flicker and then all of a sudden my TV goes dead and the power in my building goes out. Turns out there's a blackout in New York.😰
Just hit 1 Million subs on my Youtube! 🎉 Thank you to everyone who subscribed. If you aren’t a subscriber please don’t try and accept this thank you. Unless however you go subscribe and come back. If that’s the case, thank you for letting me thank you 🙏🏾
Hey
@Trevornoah
- thanks for everything you’re doing to celebrate Nelson Mandela’s legacy at the
@GlblCtzn
festival. Sorry I can’t be with you - but how about Canada pledges $50M to
@EduCannotWait
to support education for women & girls around the world? Work for you? Let’s do it.
Ngi'outi 'eshap mina
Ang'nay'ntwey'ningi mina
Ngihleka na wonke umuntu ohleka nami
Ngphind' ng'vesela ok'qibela
Kodwa ma ungisukela
Ngizoktshintshela mina
Ngi'outi 'eshap mina
Babuze bonke bazok'tshela…
🙂