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@tiredgaynomad

3 months

The family that lives above me is having a birthday party for their late son who would have been 27 today. They gave me a heads up that they’d be playing his favorite music all night. RIP and Happy Bday, kid. You were clearly well loved and you had horrible taste in music.

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10 months

I’m sorry. Can I say something? I just…

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2 months

It’s interesting to see parents of small children in the comments pretending they are a protected minority class being hatefully excluded by this bar when the only reason they are parents is because they chose to be. Child free spaces are not an example of bigotry.

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2 months

Found my new local

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1 year

@weekend3warrior This take misunderstands the concept of the show. Unlike American Idol, which - at least initially - was about finding and fostering new talent, The Voice has always been a brand extension for the judges.

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29 days

Music culture was better when we had more of an anti-sellout mentality. The extreme emphasis on charts and sales is BORING. This isn’t the stock market! Shut up about numbers and tell me why your favorite artist moves you!

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29 days

What is an opinion about music that will have you like this??

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1 year

The arms aren’t arming like they used to.

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8 months

Went to a picnic with my core friend group tonight. My straight boyfriend got up and hugged me when I got there. I scratched his back a bit during the hug and asked if it was pull day. He said yes and thanked me for noticing. Still got it.

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3 months

@simon__stirling Tbh I think the fact that he has this body makes him even more annoying.

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1 year

Flew all the way to San Diego just to sit in this chair

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2 months

I wonder how many potentially great connections get missed because of our inability to get over ourselves and double text. If you want a connection, make it clear. Follow up if you don’t get a response. If that scares someone off it was never going to work anyway.

EC Crippen

@elmercc3

2 months

I met this guy 5 weeks ago…we texted for a few days and i invited him out for dinner. He went complete radio silence after that and then randomly yesterday text me and was like ‘oh I thought I responded to this, how are you?’ Sis…

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3 months

@MattM071 Incredibly. I just wish it was warmer out and they could do it at the park.

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1 year

Yeah, I’m a gaymer

Just Phil

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1 year

Cameron Monaghan is in Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

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1 year

Not me leaving the house

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1 month

2015 doesn’t seem like that long ago until I pull up photos from back then. My last year in my 20s and my last year as a performer. I’ve created such a full life since then and I move through the world with much more self-assurance but I still miss him sometimes.

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6 months

Being awake right now…a choice.

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1 year

Yes

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17 days

Hi gay twitter. Your dads love you and think you’re doing great.

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9 months

Muscle daddy with the tanning addiction was on the rooftop again this afternoon. I noticed him looking over at me a few times so I worked up the courage to say hi. We ended up talking for at least 30 minutes.

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7 months

Honestly, I think the curtain pull rod really makes the shot come alive.

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1 year

Sometimes you just feel really good about yourself and want to show it?

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7 months

Is he hot or is he just tall or is it the mustache???

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5 months

@dannah__montana Simple can be SO effective!

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3 months

The condemned buildings behind my house are finally getting torn down and I am happy. I hope the cats that were living there find a new place to be.

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3 months

Tyllah - Little Ms. E-Mail Marketing

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1 year

What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀

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@tiredgaynomad

1 year

37 on Wednesday!

MarkPochow of The Tortured Poets Department

@MarkPochow

1 year

30 and up Twitter, drop a pic with your age. 32 club in the house!

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1 year

Ran into my ex today walking off an airplane. I’d spent a fair amount of energy the past five years dreading the day I’d eventually run into him. Well, it happened and it was a non-event. I just said “oh hi, your hair got long” and we kept walking.

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9 months

@thejohnny81 He’s taking it real hard

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8 months

“Straight boyfriend” is kinda like “work wife.” You’re not really dating or married but you provide mutual support as if you are in certain contexts. He’s a good friend and we joke about it. Not that deep.

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9 months

Welcome to (not) my home

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1 year

Cute twunk server tonight had the audacity to openly flirt with me in front of my parents and, honestly, I admire it.

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6 months

I’m convinced they make hotel robes itchy to discourage theft. Unrelated: KFC is just so much better in Trinidad.

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1 year

A local gay followed me and dropped into my comments tonight trying to flirt. One look at his profile and I knew he was headed for the block list. Anti-trans gay men do not have a shot at getting in my pants. I have no desire for your ideas of “ideal masculinity.” Please leave.

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2 months

Post-bday headache hits harder with every passing year

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4 months

Finally got myself a cute little coat

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4 months

It’s not a real dive bar unless the bathroom smells like vomit.

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10 months

#NewProfilePic

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7 months

Sometimes I run

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5 months

#NewProfilePic

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11 months

Is he…you know?

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8 months

Dad’s first gigantic rug.

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4 months

Just a cute little night walk in this 45 degree heat wave.

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1 year

A lot of people are saying backwards hats are ugly. Would you flirt with me even though I have a backwards hat? 🥺

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6 months

New new

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1 year

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10 months

Clearly I have permission to say something but you have to guess what it is because I’m feeling shy

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1 year

My entire vibe in one photo

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11 days

Just sat down outside and now it’s raining

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9 months

Cut the modesty pouch out of my new sweat shorts and now I can’t sit down without my **** falling out

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1 year

Good morning. Someone please explain why my go-to selfie face is constipated and disdainful.

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3 months

@_kxdyn I got to meet his 3mo old niece :)

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2 months

Is it just me or do these trees smell like ***?

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1 year

11:11 make a wish

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8 months

Just cut my morning routine in half

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7 months

Decided to be a chef for Halloween. Did I nail it?

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9 months

Color blocking

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2 months

Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station

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1 month

@SatyrOnMars I’m so mad. Like…he’s taking non-consensual photos of these men having sex and posting it online! Do they have grounds to sue over this or does their potential public indency charge prevent that?

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1 year

The wheels on the train go screech screech screech

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2 months

I think it was a successful weekend of painting.

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11 months

Called out of work yesterday due to my asthma acting up and wound up with a 100 degree fever that lasted until about 4am. I’ve still got a headache and I’m exhausted but wow does my hair look good.

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8 months

Always disappointing when your hopes for a guy don’t pan out, but I can’t imagine a kinder way to be let down. The communication is clear. No guess work. No insults or slammed doors. It’s a perfect expectation-setting response.

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1 year

*zoom zoom*

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1 year

I think it's sweet that people are still surprised by my n*des even though I've been intermittently posting them for over six years.

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1 year

New phone, who this?

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3 months

When will my sex drive return from war?

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1 year

Dropping an unsolicited dick pic in the comments of a stranger’s post is psychotic behavior. And yes, stranger with the dick pics on my last selfie, this is about you.

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1 year

Back on the roof.

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5 months

First gym of the new year.

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3 months

Vegas

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8 months

Self-timer struggle trying to make a new profile picture ft my bff Cumberbatch in the background and the hair that I trimmed myself using a straight razor like a lunatic rockstar.

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2 months

This effect will never not be startling. Anyway, I’m a day older than yesterday.

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1 year

Okay 5” hive, I get it now. Gracias para the sale, @Gymshark

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6 months

Merry Xmas, ATL

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10 months

Beware of cooking red sauces when wearing white

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7 months

Planetary intergalactic intergalactic planetary (Also I’m very sure someone took a shit right behind me)

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11 months

Met a cute Gen Z twink on an airport shuttle last week. We chatted a bit and then said bye at the airport. 3 minutes later I had an IG follow request from him.

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1 year

The calm before the pizza arrives

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7 months

New personality incoming

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3 months

This should have been the key art for “Days of Wine and Roses”

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4 months

Cute little latte before the bus ride home, ft. these cute little honeycomb sculptures behind me.

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1 month

2023 was one of those big transition years. Finally made a solid group of Philly friends, bought a condo, and allowed myself to fall in love for the first time since 2018. The last item there didn’t stick but it was cool to learn I could still do it.

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6 months

Went to a holiday party tonight. Was quite gay. V oomfy.

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1 year

Decided to take a trip to the mountains

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1 month

Feeling my garden state fantasy (reference for my millennials. sorry, kids.)

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8 months

I just say hello. Simple acknowledgment of their existence is shockingly effective.

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6 months

“it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year”

manic pixie dream kirby

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“it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year”

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8 months

Honestly? Yes. I’ve worked really hard to get to a relatively stable place in life. I’ve got so many stories to tell and a healthy curiosity about other people. Oh and I’m cute and a good kisser. I think I just might be a fucking catch.

CORRECT.

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At the place you are in in your life, would you date you?!

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5 months

@kaleifornia Brandt’s Weatherboy?

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3 months

Gay people (who went to school for musical theater in the mid-2000s) are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Marla Mindelle doing “Colors of the Wind”

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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Diva Plavalaguna from the Fifth Element

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Anytime someone looks shocked when I say I’m 37 and tells me they wouldn’t have placed me above 28, I die a little. Go meet more people above 30 that aren’t your parents. I’m begging.