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Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling. Jack Handey

Joined August 2020
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3 months
One day I'm going to read everything I've bookmarked and I'm going to be the smartest boy in all the lands.
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@dizzydoinggreat Also, since when did my moral code have to follow the moral code of a *checks notes* rabid warrior from 2500 years ago.
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@stacycay @MitraHispana Paul hated women so I'm sure he reserved a bit of animosity for people that dared to dress like them
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2 years
@zachxbt There's something wrong with BAYC holders. In their brains I mean.
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5 months
@just_grimm @JenResistedAGN @extremefinllc She's making a point that the person with the claim has to provide proof.
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2 years
The upside of the @DeGodsNFT team trying new things is we get the benefit of learning from their mistakes. The attempt to eliminate grinding became a week long grind. The applications should be enough. If applicants didn’t make their case then they didn’t make their case.
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2 years
Honouring my new @y00tsNFT and my lofe for Huge Moustache @frankdegods
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
When a major company partners with a SOL project and all we can do is make fun of them for going bankrupt years ago, it’s time to admit that maybe we are our own worst enemies and we deserve exactly what we get.
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2 years
Once again, I would like to send out my thoughts and prayers to the guy that was gifted a @DeGodsNFT and papered it a few hours later for 190 sol, missing out on this pump and Duppies. I hope you’re doing well sir.
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1 year
@simoncurtis @KEEMSTAR She's not going to sleep with you dude
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
Why are @DeGodsNFT and @TaiyoRobotics successful? What makes them survive and thrive in tough conditions when other projects flame out? I think a lot about why some projects make it and others don't and here's what I've come up with.
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@timthehumanbot
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3 years
@QNTMami QNT - 5 VXV - 85 ALBT - 1275 VRA - 31000 Best I can do for now
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@timthehumanbot
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3 months
@TizzyEnt What is it with these guys? Always crying in front of judges.
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
Everyone this is Flint's wife. I'm not sure what kind of trouble he's in, but 30 m ago a guy in a suit dropped out of a helicopter in front of our house. He called himself Urkel I think and he dragged him away. Flint yelled for me to tell @ShiLLin_ViLLian . Please help.
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@SergeantAqGo @SatireAP "Jail is scary" proclaim freedom fighters that talked a big game about fighting the US military.
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3 years
@susanlo90112344 @SteveGuest @PressSec That’s what a professional does in any industry if they don’t know something. They say they don’t know, the find out, and they get back to you. You’ve become so used to incompetence you don’t even know what it is anymore.
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2 years
Here's my DeOath. If we hit 333 SOL FP I promise to tell my wife I bought a @DeGodsNFT
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
So looks like people are making bank promoting projects so I’d like to let all those degen projects know I’m open for business. Please note my prices below 1 tweet: .5 sol 3 tweets: 9 sol Fud a project: 20 sol Fud someone in RL: 40 sol Beat the shit out of Anglio: free
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@timthehumanbot
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11 months
@historyinmemes Pretty sure we can clone her
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@timthehumanbot
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11 months
@meghaverma_art Well, now that your owner has confirmed your views, I guess it's case closed.
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@timthehumanbot
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1 year
Funny how the usual suspects dancing on the @DeGodsNFT grave always seem to go quiet when they're proven wrong. Again. And again. And again. You'd think they'd get tired of publicly slamming their face into a wood chipper but they seem to enjoy it. Carry on fellas. 🧂
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@timthehumanbot
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6 months
@ghostinmypocket Tiktok is a stain lol
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
@iamarkdev @nftworldsNFT Jpgs of owls being sold for 20eth and meanwhile arkdev and team are changing the game entirely and people undercutting. Unreal
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1 year
@AmericanTermin @IJasonAlexander You can apparently post boring cliches though
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@munchgod3000 You are a liar
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@timthehumanbot
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2 months
@Rossfactor11b @Riverboatjack How about if you don't like something you dont have to celebrate but ALSO, just MAYBE, dont threaten to murder and rape anyone either?? Just a crazy thought
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2 years
I was asleep when this posted but my wife says that I got a hardon SO huge, that it pushed her right out the window. I've never been more excited for anything, even the birth of my kids, which ended up being a fucking shitshow. Literally and figuratively. @chestfinance
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
@1GunnaGunna LOL imagine thinking anyone would believe this. Let me guess dude, your brother used your account right??? 😂😂😂😂😂
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@TrumpDailyPosts The judge didn't set the value, the Florida county where you live did. You know this of course since you went to court to overturn it because you claimed it was too high. You are a liar and a fraud and you will spend the rest of your short life in prison. Have a great day.
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4 months
@J6patriotnews That's a shame. I guess don't be a traitor next time
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
No one knows that before I became your favourite twitter celebrity I worked on Wall Street for 20 years. Quick analysis on the $MRI chart. Can clearly see that the secondary vortex is initiated. We see some clear signs of reverse matrix action but a clear upward signal. $1 soon
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@timthehumanbot
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3 years
@NYGirl5757 @RussellOkung If you can’t transfer it to a wallet then you don’t own it. Don’t need the police to figure that out.
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@KenCox Funny how republicans have never cared about prison conditions until now.
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@vxunderground @zachxbt Makes sense. Only poor people larping as rich people think bottle service is something to be impressed by.
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2 years
Ok, I might have gone a bit too hard. @TheLostApesNFT @DegenSweepers - We sweepin fam?
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2 years
@cryptopia_sol @DeGodsNFT Was actually just thinking this today. WHy not? If you want to not pay the team their royalties, why should they provide you with the additional benefits that you chose not to fund? You paid for the NFT. There you go. You have it.
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3 years
@Pentosh1 I bought an nft for $300 and then sold it for $303. Bought a cup of coffee.
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2 years
@OakParadiseNFT @fastdagod @GreatGoatsNFT At least he can actually finish a scam, you guys can’t even start.
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@BrantlyMillegan @AmosRendao Not even the worlds largest religion.
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@TheSugaBender @BloodyElbow No. He's talking about you. Accept it.
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2 years
Last week I sold my @TaiyoRobotics due to some less than stellar interactions with some of the guys in the discord. It wasn’t simply the conflict as I am just fine with conflict, but my belief that their toxicity would ultimately hinder Tom and what he was trying to do.
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2 years
@HydraLaunchpad We’re supposed to believe you can screen bad projects when you can’t even screen your own employees?
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3 years
@skylineNFT This was the most frustrating launch i have been a part of. You said you would post the link in the group you created for the link but you posted broken links elsewhere and then said "pranked" then posted broken links in the correct forum before finally posting in the right one
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2 years
Guys, this isn't gospel, because at the end of the day this is simply anecdotal evidence, but my dick has grown 3 inches since I've held my @GothicDegens Never thought I'd live to see the day I had a 4 inch dick but here I am.
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@timthehumanbot
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1 year
I have a special treat for you guys tonight. @SolportTom hired a crew to film a documentary during the @TaiyoPilots project, and while the entire film will come out soon, I managed to acquire a special scene. The moment Tom got the first post-reveal feedback. Enjoy!
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2 years
@MireydaCisneros @BriannaWu I don’t know what’s worse, the analogy or that you stole it and tried to pass it off as your own lol
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1 year
Got tired of yelling at the slow kid next door so bought back in. Do @TaiyoRobotics still whatever or whatever?
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@TheNoseticer @mplpodcast305 @shoe0nhead As soon as you said "body count" I understood why no women are fucking you lol
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1 year
You going to miss the next gecko/DAA style run up? Spicy things coming... @thugbirdz
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@timthehumanbot
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3 years
@imbibze @LoganPaul Are you guys sharing the same crack pipe?
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@FunkyScouser None of that is unattainable naturally.
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1 year
I've taken shots at @oogyNFT and I'll be honest, the art aint my thing, but this is how you write an update after things go bad. Pay attention other projects. Yeah, there's no ETA, by design. Yes, this should have been caught in testing. But credit where it's due. Solid work.
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@timthehumanbot
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3 years
@bisping I think Tito punches slower than I do
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@not_tracer_120 @kristinsong3 @davidhogg111 The way you rushed to accuse a grieving mother without checking to see if you're right speaks to the small, empty man that you are. That's your punishment. You have to wake up as yourself every day.
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
What's one project you always meant to get back to but for whatever reason just haven't done it yet? For me, that's @SappySealsNFT on the ETH side. One of the best communities I've been in. They defined what "Builders" were before it was a buzzword. An ARF for the good ole days!
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@MeidasTouch America is so embarrassing. I don't even care if he wins anymore. You deserve him.
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3 years
@CryptoGodJohn This is the worst sentence I’ve ever read.
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I've been in the discord of @RemnantsNFT for a few days now when it dawned on me. I've never heard them talking about the floor once. Not a single time. It's like the selling of the Remnants isn't anything they even notice. All they do is talk game. Refreshing.
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@Kolby435 @mmamania I'm sure burr is heartbroken 😂
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@GregScott04 @TheRickWilson And that's why they'll never do it. The Republican Party you think you know is dead
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@timthehumanbot
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2 years
@jasonmcdonald_ @frankdegods You can use the second one to pay for the divorce
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@timthehumanbot
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8 months
Milady rugged SMB at war with each other Degods infighting like I've never seen It's time. Return to robot @TaiyoRobotics @TaiyoPilots
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2 years
Sol mfers: you need other sources of revenue! @AnybodiesNFT partners with a major international company. Sol mfers: not like that!!!
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1 year
@SoniTapia2 Waiting patiently for the alpha-males to turn up and say something like "I'm all about female rights AND lefts" and then pretend they said something original and funny while they get high-fived by other virgins.
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@johncusack Elon musk is a murderer. Period
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1 year
I'll say it. @y00tsNFT art is far superior than @DeGodsNFT Took me a while to stew on it, but i no longer think it's even close.
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2 years
@Helloimmorgan Taking responsibility after you’re caught is not taking responsibly because it no longer matters. You no longer can make a decision as it was taken from you. You cannot now reap the benefits of that as if you had. You’re done here.
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@DudespostingWs Somebody’s done a bit of grappling
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@HGESOL @okaybears Look HGE, you need to be patient. I don't see every other project on SOL with staking do you? There are bound to be bumps along the way when you're the first team to implement this kind of revolutionary tech. It will be ok.
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If you knew what I knew about @AnybodiesNFT you'd be selling your Grandma's blood to buy more.
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I don’t talk about $MCC much because I don’t even really think about it. All it does is reflect and hit ATH’s Still hovering around 200mil MC. conservative target has got to be 1bil @frombroke2bags @MulChainCapital @ChadCaff
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There's no doubt in my mind that @photofinishgame is going to be the biggest NFT project in the world and it's happening in plain sight.
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1 year
As some of you may know, I have recently been made Director of Vibes and Miscellaneous Nonsense by @SolportTom and the @TaiyoPilots team In my first official act I am announcing a colab with @Claynosaurz that will see our teams work together in a variety of exciting ways. LFG!
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@CryptoGodJohn You're missing a few things here that would help your followers decide. 1) an actual apology 2) how you are going to reimburse the people that paid you to be dumped on 3) HOW you will be better This "apology" shows you've learned nothing and are only sorry you got caught.
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Get exposure to @photofinishgame in any way that you can. This is the beast gaming project we've all pretended to be waiting for since the last bull. Nothing comes close. It is the single best chance of onboarding normies in any project on any chain.
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@patty_fi You thinking what I'm thinking? Let's raise money for a Degod for this guy!
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@HydraLaunchpad Just stop. No one believes you anymore. Pack up shop. Cancel the cable. You’re done.
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2 years
@RonPaul @lightfighter_cr Seems to have also kickstarted the golden age of America. Weird.
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1 year
Life update: I am one of the three folks that left Dust Labs yesterday. @kevindegods and @frankdegods could not have been more kind or professional, especially since they did not hire me to begin with and I just showed up and started attending meetings. Peace and love all.
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@steveb_crypto @zachxbt hoooo woahhh hold on their boyo. i didn't see that part. Is the animation still available?
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@BoredApewood Being born in El Salvador is like being rugged so I have a feeling they’re going to be able to just roll with it.
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@RonFilipkowski I thought they didn't believe in trans women?
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@FlipsideJahnson @ekc Are you dumb? Honestly. Are you?
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@Jimberino1 @Viathanlol Stop quoting a sex trafficker.
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1 year
To all the haters just have one thing to say. Take care 😘
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@Thebeast_ufc Isn’t it enough that you punched his soul directly into the shadow world.
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1 year
@TheBastards_xyz and @oogyNFT out there slicing each other's throats when they should be asking, what else can be done with throats? 😉 It doesn't have to be this way. Can @TaiyoPilots help end the madness? We have just the ticket. And we'll share.
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@Rothmus If a hypothetical thing that didn’t happen happen I assume these hypothetical people would have done something and now I’m mad and think I’m smart.
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@CarlosOMFG You used royalties to get to where you are so it's a little disingenuous now that you're done to shit on the mechanism that helped accomplish that. Give it all back if it was that unrequired.
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@Linkkzyy @desolateNFT @ChainMyth @neonexus_world @TrippyBunnyNFT People have forgotten a bit about @neonexus_world but it's going to be the biggest thing on SOL when it's done
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@Shillin_Villian How are those rank 1 and 2 lol
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2 years
@ShiLLin_ViLLian Imagine you went to a restaurant and when the bill came, you could route it through a 3'rd party so that you only had to pay the wholesale cost of everything you ate. The restaurant could pay the bills, but only that. No profit, no new food, no marketing. Nothing. Fair?
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Not a lot of people know this, but last year I was homeless. By chance, I found an old phone by the river and logged in to my old twitter. Blex msgd me I don't even know how.. and sent me 2 million LINK. He saved me and he saved my family. Love you man. @BarterBlex @generrader
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@angel_0f_deathx What about you looks masculine in any way, I don't get these comments
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@TizzyEnt We apologize for Quebec in advance
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2 years
@BrantlyMillegan Will you leave this poor woman alone
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@AAllen11 @zachxbt @CryptoGodJohn Try not to be willfully ignorant.
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@MagicEden They have no interest restoring royalties, because that doesn’t solve their problem, which are the other market places. They would rather destroy everything and force a permanent solution that forces royalties, and kills most of their competition.
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