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THOT PATROL

@thotdem0n

4 years

plant mom

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@thotdem0n

4 years

as a child i really thought the bermuda triangle was going to pose a lot more problems for me than it actually has

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by the time you reach ur twenties u should have: • almost solely gay friends • resigned urself to the fact that u will never have affordable housing • the back pain of an 80 year old man • a deep rooted hatred for capitalist society

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@thotdem0n

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put myself in 13 grand of debt for a piece of paper that says “desgin” instead of “design” this is my 13th reason

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@thotdem0n

7 years

bi culture is constantly making gay jokes and confusing everyone bcs u have no better umbrella term bcs of societal biphobia

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@thotdem0n

7 years

when u live tweet ur mental breakdown

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7 years

as long as everything lgbt+ is referred to as "gay" (e.g. gay marriage, gay rights etc), gay will be an umbrella term so BYE

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@thotdem0n

3 years

in tenerife. at a bar. a glass of wine is €1.50. a bottle is a fiver. i’m never leaving

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@thotdem0n

4 years

actually cannot wrap my head around the fact that some people really think it’s appropriate to come online and be like “no offence to everyone affected by the virus but i will not be taking part in another lockdown purely because i do not want to” do ye hear yourselves hahahah

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@thotdem0n

8 years

it's been one day.

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@thotdem0n

4 years

i can’t stop thinking about vincent kartheiser’s shaved hairline for mad men look what this poor man had to DO TO HIMSELF

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@thotdem0n

7 years

chaos is a friend of mine •

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@thotdem0n

8 years

These are super low quality bcs my internet has departed but sure look

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@thotdem0n

7 years

this is true the first time i had sex i turned into a tree someone please help me i'm meant to be a girl

Nicole

@Nicolebrownn1

7 years

Cringe at girls who just shag any one, your meant to be a girl

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@thotdem0n

7 years

my mum told me i spend too much time on the web

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@thotdem0n

3 years

bit weird to watch the institution that spent hundreds of years forcibly removing the irish language from the irish people to now attempt to “celebrate” it by speaking the language in the most piss poor way possible

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Tá cúpla ceachtaí Gaeilge tugtha ag an Phrionsa Liam, b’fhéidir óna sheanmháthair?

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@thotdem0n

8 years

ASYLUM

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@thotdem0n

7 years

i tried so hard to do smth wearable

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@thotdem0n

7 years

L O V E

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@thotdem0n

3 years

we all KNOW that u have to isolate when ur waiting for ur covid test results right?? like we’re NOT stupid enough to think that ur somehow not gonna be contagious until ur confirmed to be positive?? right?? we all understand that yes??

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@thotdem0n

7 years

valentine's day??? no thank u #bahivalentine

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@thotdem0n

7 years

Time to get riggity riggity wrecked son! Rick & Morty inspired look 🚀

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@thotdem0n

5 years

gonna tell my kids this was leo varadkar

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@thotdem0n

3 years

y2k fashion be like “let me use my flat stomach as the main focal point of my outfit” make it Stop please

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@thotdem0n

3 years

"boohoo i decided to travel in the middle of a pandemic and now im suffering the consequences of my own actions"

Irish Independent

@Independent_ie

3 years

Irish mother in quarantine renews appeal for family to be released from 'unsuitable' hotel rooms

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@thotdem0n

8 years

I HATED this when I was doing it but I'm kinda feelin it now

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@thotdem0n

8 years

LOVE ME // • @cutemoodboards inspired look

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@thotdem0n

2 years

nothing quite like visiting your family in rural ireland over christmas and being told you “look very… cool” and knowing it means they think you look absolutely batshit crazy

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@thotdem0n

7 years

i'm tired of seeing pictures on a screen, i'm tired of picturing love

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@thotdem0n

3 years

u know how we’ve been in level 5 since christmas. and it’s now halfway through february. and we still have like 1000 cases a day. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

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@thotdem0n

4 years

do older people realise that younger people spreading covid is probably not because they “need a bit of manners put on them” and is actually because younger people are far more likely to have face-to-face customer service jobs and close contact with the public every day

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@thotdem0n

4 years

st pancake drove fianna fáil and fine gael out of ireland so we could all enjoy pancakes this pancake tuesday everyone say thank u st pancake yup sinn fein

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@thotdem0n

8 years

V E N U S 💫

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@thotdem0n

8 years

today wasn't a happy day so I did this to distract myself, still on my periscope (Jenn1Monahan), based on bee-eaters

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@thotdem0n

7 years

babe i get what ur trying to do but that was exactly the point of the original work

stevie ♡

@stephsthetic

7 years

fixed it lmao

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@thotdem0n

8 years

remember when me and sarah jessica parker went to the same New Years party but i was a baby so she just held me all night

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@thotdem0n

8 years

E A R T H 💫

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@thotdem0n

7 years

festival makeup lookz 🌿

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@thotdem0n

8 years

"Listen to the sky, it'll tell you what to do" - @cutemoodboards inspired look

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@thotdem0n

7 years

why are americans so into their national anthem lmao lads it's just a song

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@thotdem0n

7 years

ur mcm equates africa with deadly diseases and can't even see that that was the issue

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@thotdem0n

7 years

i love all the people in the replies like "buT ITS NOT BLENDED THIS IS A TRAGEDY" sweetheart this is what editorial makeup looks like

Cosmopolitan

@Cosmopolitan

7 years

These rainbow eyes are seriously STUNNING 🌈

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@thotdem0n

2 years

i love when dublin ppl ask me where i went to school. i love making them aware of how asinine that question is. oh you’ve never heard of my school??? crazy. it’s almost as if it’s not actually normal to spend ur 20s obsessing about secondary school.

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@thotdem0n

3 years

“do you think it’s appropriate for straight people to call their SOs their partner??” shut up. go outside. log off for ten minutes i’m begging you this is never a conversation u would have to have off the internet

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@thotdem0n

4 years

that Irish tiktok house has big peaked-in-secondary-school energy

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@thotdem0n

7 years

i love when ppl say that Kylie didn't steal Vladas work bcs ?????? wyd

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@thotdem0n

8 years

These all look the same but they're NOT I promise

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@thotdem0n

7 years

dad: "is that butter on ur nose" me: no it's my nose highlight dad: "oh. looks like butter." me:

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8 years

I LOVE coloured brows wow

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@thotdem0n

3 years

15 members of an garda síochána (guardian of the peace) shot at a black man five times, hit him three times, and murdered him. because they were unable to disarm him in a “non-lethal” manner. i can’t express how outraged i am. my heart goes out to his family.

RTÉ News

@rtenews

3 years

A man who was shot by armed gardaí in west Dublin this afternoon has died

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@thotdem0n

7 years

it's all over now, baby blue

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@thotdem0n

4 years

“students shouldn’t sign long term leases until they know how many hours they’ll have in college because they may be able to commute” aw yeah sure let me just wait it out in the middle of a housing crisis until my college decides to communicate with me

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@thotdem0n

8 years

Summer of Love '67 🌸

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7 years

serene 🌊

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7 years

"the beauty of standing up for your rights is others will see you standing and stand up as well" 🌈 ❤️💛💚💙💜 #PrideMonth2017 #LGBTPrideMonth

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@thotdem0n

7 years

things i did:⚡️ “Planet inspired makeup looks ” by @Jenn1Monahan

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@thotdem0n

5 years

so you’re telling me this ISNT casey frey

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@thotdem0n

4 years

the government be like: yes u can still go to work and college and school and face hundreds of people every day. u can’t go home to visit ur family tho. that’s illegal and the gardaí will stop u. we’re all in this together tho :)<3

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@thotdem0n

8 years

Oceanic vibes 🏄🏼🏄🏼🏄🏼

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8 years

please lick my shins

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4 years

good afternoon eldest daughters, people who struggle with comphet, halloween-obsessed bisexuals, gay baristas who give stressed-looking girls free coffee, girls who had a borderline unhealthy attachment to their secondary school english teacher, and sparkling water enthusiasts

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@thotdem0n

3 years

it’s embarrassing that some of u look at this and CHOOSE to ignore the fact that 19-24 y/os make up a HUGE amount of people back working in retail and hospitality (which we already know were swamped pre-christmas) just to scream about “young people and house parties”

Richard Chambers

@newschambers

3 years

🚨 Incidence high across all age groups. 19-24 year olds the highest in the country.

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5 years

and i feel like that’s why the lesbian rate is going up in this country

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8 years

starry eyed 💫

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@thotdem0n

4 years

sorry to break it to u depop girlies but size 12 is simply not plus size

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7 years

• M E L O D R A M A • @lorde inspired makeup 💙💛❤️

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@thotdem0n

7 years

no offence but avocado is disgusting and u all need to install new taste buds

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7 years

blue is the warmest colour

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7 years

why do i always look mean

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8 years

💫 M A R S 💫

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@thotdem0n

7 years

no offence but straight girls kissing other girls specifically to appeal to men COMPLETELY fetishises bi/pan/lesbian women

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7 years

natural glam everyday look for church 💖

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7 years

these guys are getting mad about learning what constitutes r*pe bcs they're realising that they're r*pists,that's all that's wrong with them

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@thotdem0n

7 years

@ americans stop telling me that "soldier DIED for this song" no they didn't stop diminishing their deaths to something insignificant

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@thotdem0n

3 years

almost an entire year of being told to not see our family and friends, losing jobs, another 6 months of that & more. meanwhile anyone can fly into the country & making them isolate in a hotel for 2 weeks is too cruel to implement

Richard Chambers

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3 years

Ireland facing tough Covid-19 restrictions for first six months of 2021, says Taoiseach via @IrishTimes

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@thotdem0n

7 years

"how wonderful yellow is. it stands for the sun."

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8 years

pink highlighter is so beautiful

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8 years

Mercury 💫

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@thotdem0n

7 years

there are 1,025,109 words in the English language and white ppl will STILL insist on using the n word as if they dont have other options

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@thotdem0n

4 years

bit gross how many men are just being completely silent about this lmao. what u being so quiet for??? :)))

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@thotdem0n

3 years

STOP explaining why we can’t just print more money!! we KNOW that’s not how it works we just enjoy being ANNOYING to MEN

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8 years

I don't even like pink

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3 years

@tommeh no i’m drunk that’s a tomorrow problem

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@thotdem0n

3 years

i resent workplaces that make u wear a nametag. i do not like when customers think they can refer to me by name as soon as they meet me without me introducing myself. we don’t know each other. it’s weird and invasive and it means they somehow find me on social media and harass me

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@thotdem0n

8 years

Here's a before & after of me looking flawless & me looking flawless xx

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7 years

idk what this is but i like it

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@thotdem0n

3 years

if u spent most of ur teen years inside bcs u were anxious & had no friends but became more outgoing & happier in college but now thats been ruined bcs of covid & ur sadder than ever but all anyone wants to talk abt is how hard this is for teens & u feel invalidated raise ur hand

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@thotdem0n

4 years

i’m tired of being SILENCED!!!! la la land is a BAD FILM i’m not afraid to say it anymore

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7 years

my inspo was my box of green tea

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