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NFL Draft/CFB Analyst @fantasypros / @bettingpros | Fantasy Football Weekly

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Thor Nystrom

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NFC Draft grades: featuring the first thing to leave me speechless on a live broadcast, and the epic 3-dimensional chess that was played in the chaos of a record 14-straight offensive players to begin a draft ⬇️

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NFC Draft Grades: 2024 NFL Draft

And just like that, the 2024 NFL Draft is behind us. Let’s take a look at each team in the NFC and break down their picks. Here are my draft grades, rankings, and player comps for all of the NFC …...

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Stefon Diggs after CJ Stroud’s first target of 2024 goes to Nico Collins

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We all owe Manti Te'o an apology

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Shedeur Sanders was a top-70 overall recruit whose offers included Alabama, Georgia, Florida State, Oregon, and Michigan, and Travis Hunter was the No. 1 overall player in his class and rabidly pursued by every blueblood… and people are surprised they’re good

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Damar Hamlin was a 4-star recruit from Pittsburgh EVERY team in America wanted him — Ohio St, ND, PSU, Clem, Mich, Okl, etc etc He stayed home, signed with Pitt — he said he wanted locals to be proud of Pittsburgh This is the moment his dream came true

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Mike Alstott was pure sex

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Staying up all night during a sleepover barreling through 5 seasons of a dynasty is perhaps my fondest childhood memory

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s 2003, I believe I played 200 games of NCAA 2004 with my buddy and his younger brother.

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It's hard to take a scuffle seriously when everyone is wearing their social media handle on their jersey

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How many games is Colorado winning this year? 😂

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I would drop anything to listen to the Waterboy assistant coach interview Xavier Legette

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Sean Payton panic-drafting Bo Nix in Round 1 is indeed one of the funniest moments in recent draft history lol

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Sean Payton panic-drafting Bo Nix in Round 1 would be one of the funniest moments in recent draft history

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Julio Jones’ first rep at Pats camp with Cam Newton

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Integrity is doing the right thing when nobody is watching.

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I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve been wiping away tears this morning I come across this video and start laughing through them — Mike Leach comforting me about his own death

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First time I’d be ok with the idea of firing a GM in the middle of a draft.

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Stetson Bennett looks like he wandered in from the parking lot tailgate

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This year’s rookies at the NFLPA’s Rookie Premier. 📹 @NFLPA

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The teachers who played March Madness during class will be admitted to heaven

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Are you this old?

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2 years

Kayshon Boutte after one half with Jayden Daniels

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Brian Kelly’s halftime speech

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lmfaooo

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Patrick Mahomes wrote an open letter to the NFL that was published the morning the 2017 #NFLDraft was to begin. If you read one thing today, make it this. This is a human being who was not going to fail.

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Lee Corso puts on the Bearcats head… the Bearcat puts on a Lee Corso head… I’m dying 😂😂

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JJ McCarthy, Dallas Turner… and the Vikings still have their 2025 R1? This is insane.

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2 years

iOL1 Tyler Linderbaum pinning athletic mutant Tristan Wirfs a few years ago in Iowa high school wrestling

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4 years

Top seven consensus graded #NFLDraft classes: 1. Vikings 2. Cowboys 3. Ravens 4. Cardinals 5. Bengals 6. Bucs 7. Browns

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One stipulation I’d add to every offensive coordinator’s contract: if multiple active members of your team are found to have bet unders, you’re fired

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Former Iowa WR Arland Bruce IV allegedly placed 19 bets on Hawkeye football games, including two "under" bets. He is now the 2nd Iowa player accused of betting the "under" against his own team, joining kicker Aaron Blum. 😬

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Randy Moss is such a singular talent that an American holiday was established — Thanksgiving — to celebrate the day he put the Dallas Cowboys organization in a body bag for passing on him

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8 months

Imagine an NFL organization saying: We disagree with the idea of free agency, so we will not sign any. This is Dabo Swinney in the portal era.

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1 year

This is the OBJ catch if: •..that had been contested catch point thru ground •..that had occurred in do-or-die 4th & 18 on road vs top-3 team •..that had set up one of the wildest endings to a game in nfl history Conclusion: Best catch I’ve ever seen

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2 months

This should be taught in classrooms

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4 years

Turns out Laremy Tunsil was way ahead of his time

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4 years

What is the most overrated television show of all time? I’ll start: The Office

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2 years

I flipped a clip of Russell Wilson so you could see what it would look like if he was left-handed

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4 years

I am calling on @EASPORTS to turn back on the NCAA 2014 online servers immediately Effectively immediately I am boycotting purchase of EA games and merchandise until this happens I ask that everyone joining the #SaveTheServers EA boycott to like or RT this tweet

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Mike Leach’s eccentricities dominate the narrative First + foremost, he was a visionary “Air Raid” is Leach’s phrase — his concepts remade every level of football Here he is in ‘17 dismantling arguments against an expanded CFB playoff with ease + humor

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Amari Cooper after working with Brissett and Mond for a month

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Actual game footage from 2023 Vikings-Raiders

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Will Levis sensing pressure off the edge

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Nobody would have blamed Shannon Sharpe

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Congrats to Quinn Ewers on being named Texas’ starting quarterback

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There is one player -- out of 337 -- who was invited to the NFL Combine, went undrafted, and didn't get signed as a UDFA. His name is Shea Patterson.

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There’s never been a better tweet in this website’s history

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Your Minnesota Vikings are a mere 16 losses away from Caleb Williams

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Hear me out. RedZone channel but where they only talk about gambling and fantasy implications and give advice to live bettors.

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5 years

First two seasons of college Nick Bosa (7 starts): 13.5 sacks, 23 TFL, one forced fumble AJ Epenesa (0 starts): 15 sacks, 22 TFL, five forced fumbles

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2 years

Brian Kelly breaking the news of Myles Brennan’s retirement to the team

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6 months

Kevin O’Connell is a career 19-8 Last year, the computers called the Vikings a fluke This year, the Vikes have overcome a biblical plague of injuries to remain in the race It’s becoming more clear that *KOC* is the outlier At 38, he is becoming one of the league’s best HCs

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Gonna wake up tomorrow, see that the Vikes got JJ McCarthy/Dallas Turner while keeping their 2025 R1, and still not believe it What a stroke of luck — and what an epic job of reading the room by Kwesi and crew — for a franchise that needed a big night Boy did they get it

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9 months

Oh my god 😂😂😂

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Touching Chris Mortensen tribute by Daniel Jeremiah on the broadcast

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3 years

Kirby Smart gets so much shit for starting Jake Fromm over Justin Fields Never heard Urban Meyer get the same for starting JT Barrett (and then Haskins) over Joe Burrow

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Justin Jefferson finding out his locker is next to Reagor’s

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The top-10 consensus 2021 #NFLDraft classes: 1. Bears 2. Browns 3. Chargers 4. Jets 5. Dolphins 6. Patriots 7. Ravens 8. Lions 9. Jags 10. NY Giants

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Take me back to a simpler time when nfl coaches wore starter jackets on the sidelines

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It makes a lot more sense when you realize Jaire Alexander was using the big hat as a metaphor for the over-the-top help he got every play this time vs JJ

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Baker Mayfield 2018-2021: 29-30 record, 92/56 TD/INT rate Browns pre-Baker 2014-2017: 11-53 record, 62/70 TD/INT He’s a bust alright — his bust should be in the Browns HOF

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61-3 since high school with two state titles and a CFB natty

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4 years

Who you should be mad at when you miss college football this fall: 1. NCAA 2. Universities/presidents/ADs 3. Trump/Trumpsters/Clay Travis/Aubrey Huff/Any mouth breather who encouraged you to go out without masks as a means of political expression

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3 years

God I love Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah

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3 years

If it weren’t for BountyGate and the Saints compromising Favre through nefarious means in the 2009 NFCC, Drew Brees would have zero Super Bowl wins, and the Minnesota Vikings franchise would have one

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What football take gets you this reaction? 😂

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i’ll follow lamar jackson to the ends of the earth

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20 minutes into the Coach Prime era, the following observation: This team is super disciplined and well-coached. Everyone on the same page running hyper-tempo. After the play they hand the ball to the ref, sprint to the line, everyone looks back at coach for the call. Impressed.

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The Chiefs looking for their offense at halftime of the #SuperBowl

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This should be the Madden intro

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Holy smokes! Kansas just won its first Big 12 road game since… Four games ago against Texas in Austin.

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Arguably the finest hour in the history of the Minnesota Vikings franchise

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Fastest DB at #SeniorBowl so far has been… Iowa CB Riley Moss Tape speaks for itself Moss had 11 interceptions, 37 passes defended, and three defensive TD over his career — one of three players in school history with 2 pick-6’s in one game (2021, Indiana) Also strong in run D

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Tom Herman arriving at work today

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The Bo Nix Experience

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“I’m told it’s just a minor tweak for Jordan Travis”

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Remember that time the Vikes took Mond R3 and Cousins got hurt and everyone like was like ‘we’re 7-8 but at least we’ll get to see the R3 pick’ but Zimmer announced Mannion so a reporter was like why not Mond? and Zim’s like bc i see him everyday and he blows?

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Kylin Hill woulda been an NFL Draft pick in April Instead he stayed and, 2 months later, used his stature in the state to help finally knock down a 100+ year racist symbol flying above the state of Mississippi However your life and career turn out from here, good for you, kid

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“Tua sucks” “Trade him, draft a QB” Your team was a dumpster fire for 3 years Now it’s 10-6 With a top-5 picked rookie QB who was 6-3 as starter with 11/5 TD/INT and 87.1 QB rating on 64.1% MIA owns 1.3, 1.18, 2.36, 2.50 to build Newly entitled Fins fans need to kindly STFU

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How in the &#@$ did Kwesi do... BETTER than this?!

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If the Vikings come out of tomorrow night with JJ McCarthy, Chop Robinson, and their 2025 R1 pick, I will be prepared to offer Kwesi a lifetime contract.

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BREAKING: The guy who asked the dumbest question in Combine history announces resignation, saying he “can’t work in an environment with no respect”

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Do you agree with this?

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It’s not a lack of accuracy or polish that led to Lamar Jackson’s fall It was groupthink and cowardice Everything you’re seeing was apparent on college film

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3 years

Pat Mahomes in fall camp before final season at Texas Tech

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Ja'Marr Chase is 21, played only 2 years of CFB, and hasn’t played in a live game since Joe Burrow beat Trevor Lawrence in the natty in Jan 2020. So it’s nice to see everyone keep a level head about him dropping a few passes in his first NFL preseason game.

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Bryce Young with CJ Stroud's receivers is your national champion. CJ Stroud with Bryce Young's receivers is a 5-loss team.

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5 months

A group of 7 Vikings fans could put up 100k each, paint it purple/gold, get big Vikings logos painted between the upper-windows and onto the roof (for overhead tv shots), and project Vikings highlights 24/7 onto the garage with Paul Allen commentary piped out of exterior speakers

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CJ Stroud recently took 1 of the hardest tests a QB can take His score? 348 yards/4 TD/0 INT on 34 attempts pressured on 19-of-44 dropbacks vs Georgia’s NFL defense L2Y over 30 games only 1 other QB threw for 300+ yards with 0 INT vs UGA.. Bryce Young

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This king almost made history

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I go back-and-forth with Keon Coleman. But man does he have some fun reps.

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3 years

Indiana Hoosiers rn

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4 years

The Bills traded their first-round pick and got a first-rounder anyway AJ Epenesa, criminally underrated

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3 years

Justin Jefferson isn’t one of the best rookie receivers in the NFL. Justin Jefferson is one of the best receivers in the NFL.

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Now that 24 hours has passed, are we allowed to acknowledge the truth that Kirk Cousins destroyed Minnesota’s cap for what will be 7 consecutive seasons coming up in exchange for 1 playoff win only to leave the moment he got offered more money? Definition of a failed experiment.

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Ladies and gentleman... WE GOT HIM!!

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JJ McCarthy’s tape is dotted with dimes. He was one of the nation’s best on 3rd-and-long and 4th down by the numbers. He did it without an awesome WR corps, and in a pro-style offense that didn’t give him empty-calorie stats. His game will translate.

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@thorku @PhilMackey @jzulgad @DexsTweets @SKORNorth Jj McCarthy is not flashy. We did not use him because we didnt need too. Blake Corum was the real offense on the team. JJ is not a first round he has the potential of being one eventually but all he really did was throw check downs

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A cop named Thau watched this sack of shit murder an innocent man in broad daylight yesterday within a mile of my apartment Try Derek Chauvin for murder, Minneapolis The world — and your residents — are watching

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@NFLRookieWatxh Little bro, it’s a 1-on-1 drill — heavily slanted toward the offense — between a third-round pick (the offense) and a UDFA And he drops the pass There is nothing impressive about this Put down the damn phone And stop using the 😳 emoji It’s starting to get weird

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PFF has a stat that grades QBs on throws where they were forced to go beyond their first read. Over the past two seasons, among the top-5 QB in this class, the lowest-graded in this metric was, of course, *NOT* Justin Fields. It was Mac Jones.

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If the Vikings come out of tomorrow night with JJ McCarthy, Chop Robinson, and their 2025 R1 pick, I will be prepared to offer Kwesi a lifetime contract.

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Minneapolis Star Tribune reporter has window shot out by police as he’s trying to return home. ( @jaredgoyette : May 30, 2020)

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Panthers get: Bryce Young Bears get: DJ Moore Darnell Wright Tyrique Stevenson CAR 2024 R1 CAR 2025 R2 PHI 2024 R4 Tyson Bagent

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Buckle up, folks. The Vikings are drafting a quarterback.

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The #Vikings have named Josh McCown as quarterbacks coach and Chris O’Hara as pass game specialist. 📰:

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Grandma stays in the cage until the Vikings go a game without losing a fumble

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Fire Mike Zimmer

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