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LUFC, Glasgow Rangers, Horse Racing, Clobber, Trainers, Indie, House, Cold Beer, Hot Curry. Snapchat jonnyh71 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Joined March 2013
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Find someone that looks at you the same way Del Piero looks at John Charles. Not many better photos on here than this
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Stevie Gerrard on Roofe's Insta ☺
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What a gaff this is. You'd never hear the end of how great it is if it was in London or Rome. #Halifax #PieceHall
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All for getting back to normal ASAP but this is fucking disgraceful. Not surprised seeing it's Hyde Park student territory though
@HitsWYorksNews
Hits Radio News | West Yorkshire
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#HydePark in #Leeds this morning after people came to the park yesterday during the hot weather.
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Little Mick Hewitt. Legend
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David Batty spotted in me old dears local coffee shop in Scarborough this morning. Bit of a regular there apparently
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@BBCLookNorth Put her in charge of the country
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Bradford last week ☺️ This must give that pub in Donny a run for its money surely?
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Peak LS1 has been reached, Ladies and gentlemen
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Good fucking God
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Sting, Ant and Dec, Cheryl Cole, Jimmy Nail, Raoul Moat, your boys are taking one hell of a beating
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@adilray She identifies as British. Came here through the correct means. The majority of us just watched her win, while some of you only wanted her to win so you could discuss her family tree 👍
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Oi Polloi staff after seeing what coat Liam Gallagher is going to be wearing at Glastonbury
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How the fuck can you have VAR at some FA Cup games and not others? Utter bollocks
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Terrorist appeasers more outraged that Tommy Robinson has arrived at the scene in Westminster than the incident itself. Unbelievable
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@LUFC Hero forever
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The Three Legs public house, ladies and gentlemen 😍
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Robin Hood's Bay. YORKSHIRE 😍
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A nation disgusted by English fans abroad but that can sleep peacefully after hearing about grooming gangs in Rotherham. Britain in 2016
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Hand sanitiser first, Rohypnol later
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"And through it all, she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection"
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@Adam_Smith9 @Dwarfland25 Just clocked some of your 'liked' content lad
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Should be a lifetime ban from racecourses for anyone that thinks it's acceptable to turn up in this sort of gear
@ownball
Wayne Gardiner
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Biggest problem with Cheltenham nowadays. Surrounded by lads who think it’s acceptable to dress like this 🤢🤮
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@SkyNewsBreak National hero 👏👏
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No other nation in the world could put on as big an occasion as this. Nowhere would come remotely near 🇬🇧
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Last day of February. If you're a proper Northerner your central heating gets switched off after today until November
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Happy #StGeorgesDay How many folk with no connection to Ireland that embarrassed themselves on St Patrick's Day will acknowledge today? 🤔
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Nothing sums up modern football more than what's happening at West Ham. A club stripped of its soul and identity by its greedy owners #AMF
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"I had me breakfast in Moscow and me tea in Wood Street nick" #HappyYorkshireDay
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Remember when there was a perfectly good European football model? Winners of the leagues and European Cup holders went into that competition the following season. And the Cup Winners Cup and UEFA Cup were great competitions in their own right
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Best account that has ever been on here. By about a million miles 😄
@coldwarsteve
Cold War Steve
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New local Spoons been rammed every day since it opened 2 weeks ago. Folk on here told us no one will drink in Spoons when the pubs reopen. A reminder that what you perceive to be popular opinion on here means fuck all in the real world
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No thought for those of us that grafted through all those unnecessary lockdowns while everyone else was getting leathered in their gardens 👎
@GBNEWS
GB News
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Covid money has to be paid back, Sajid Javid insists as he defends National Insurance hike
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@SkyNewsBreak It's the resurgence of Tony Blair we need to avoid
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Wasn't there myself yesterday but how fucking great does Scarborough look here?
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Folk bending over backwards in support of Rafiq. How brave of him to apologise etc etc. He's apologised because he's been outed, any idiot can see that
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One thing baffles me. Who did we send to spy on West Brom, Stevie Wonder?
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Fucking hell. Terry Waite looked happier than this after his third year in Beirut 😑
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Another reason, not that it's needed, to wheel this photo out again. Paul Madeley's coat though 😊 💙💛
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Reckon she's seen Vorderman's laptop tweet a couple of days ago and thought she better raise her game 🧐
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@sid_lambert McMahon got up straight away💪 Modern day player would have been rolling around for half an hour
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Regardless of how hot it is, it's still unacceptable for your polo shirt to be anything other than completely buttoned up. Don't let your standards slip 😎
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Of course there's a mobility scooter outside the Three Legs ☺️
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Some photo that. Didn't even get who it is immediately
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Today is the day we reclaim our pubs from the Festive jumper wearing dangers and once a year drinkers that bound into their locals on New Year's Eve like they own the place
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It's only when you see grown men referencing May the 4th with Star Wars that you realise Operation Yewtree wasn't anywhere near as big as it should have been 😏
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How about when the pubs re-open they are only initially for those of us who have more or less grafted through all of this. Furlough folk can stay in their gardens and if you don't work at all you shouldn't be in pubs anyway. Job done
@oldmudgie
Pub Curmudgeon 🌸🍻
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Today would be a great day to be sitting in a beer garden 🌞🍺😊
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The people at work you would expect to ring in and say they are self isolating are the people that rung in and said they were self isolating
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60 seconds in and already a million times better atmosphere than Wembley #ENGCRC
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£6 a pint of Carlsberg at Leeds Festival and no other lager available?
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Guess there's been a lot of this going on this week. Storage solution completed
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@GMB @OwenJones84 I wonder who this could be with a flag behind him? 🤔
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He was some player. One of the all time greats imho
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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📆 OTD in 1995, Arsenal signed Dennis Bergkamp from Inter Milan ✍️ At the cost of £7.5 million, it would prove to be a bargain 🤩
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The Yorkshire Riviera looking magnificent 😍
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@piersmorgan @captaintommoore 8pm, on the night of his 100th birthday, he deserves 2 minutes applause for what he has done
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@talkRADIO @benjaminbutter @CarverEmily Who's Benjamin Butterworth? His opinion on the subject is about as relevant as the opinion of the stray cat that comes into my garden
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Steve Evans is a 4-4-2 man according to the Sky commentator. 4 starters, 4 main courses and 2 puddings
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Marine v Tottenham. That's why this will always be the best competition in the world #facupdraw
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Some folk unhappy we are getting back to normal on July 19th. Unbelievable. Over 15 months of this bollocks and they don't want their liberty back 🥴
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@CourtNewsUK That judge needs to find a different job clearly then
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If only we could go and have a pint in this gaff. Then over to The Boulevard, Lichfields, The Bank and The Guildford #80sLeeds
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Watching the Italia 90 thing last night and the 80s programme that followed it made me realise again how lucky I was to live through those eras. Rather than the sanitised fragile society we live in today
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What a job they've done with these
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The European Cup Final at Heysel got played after 39 people had died and they're on about not playing here because 'players heads might not be right' 🤔
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Got to love how some folk on here were extremely vocal about Dominic Cummings (didn't come up for air for 2 weeks banging on about him) and the scrote who urinated at the memorial in London but not a peep about 3 folk dead in Reading 🤔
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Limeys Sheffield. Now that was a shop 😍
@screwloose1980
Lucy
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Chapel Walk
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There'll be whoppers jumping through hoops to get those Adidas Cordoba, which must be the most overrated trainers ever. Then there's these beauties which will be readily available soon
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Cunts who stand within a 6 foot radius of a busy bar area after they've been served deserve to be fed to hyenas #PeopleWhoNeedAGoodHiding
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Not too shabby for this time of year 😎
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Tunes firmly on. Should be getting a knock on the walls from the neighbours shortly
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This drinking at home. Let's face it, it's fucking shite isn't it? Miss pubs more than anything since lockdown started. They need all our support when they open again
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@LUFCMOTcom Great, now let's clear out the rest of the loanees that weren't good enough and aren't wanted back
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@GBNEWS I bet he's gone straight to the nearest Greggs for a vanilla slice. Or probably several
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Just been sent this. Sums up how fucking mental this current situation is
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You'd want that lad at the front with you in the trenches 🧐
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Well the 75p sweatshirts have arrived from Flannels. Actually better quality than some I've paid £200 for. Cheers Fat Mike ☺
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@man_savings
Man Savings
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Looks like Mike Ashley is having another clear out. This time on Flannels own brand stuff Thanks to @Jack_McC47 for the heads up.
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🇬🇧 as far as the eyes can see. Going to be some bitter bastards on this app crying about displays like this over the next week or so and I'm all here for it 🥳
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Still not 100% convinced it's Kim Marsh in that video. Think I'll keep watching until I am 👍
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Get to fuck with this 'Slim Fit' on every decent garment of menswear. About time they introduced a KFC fit 😏
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Leeds City Centre right now with a splash of orange! http://t.co/fOF6MUpiZ0
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Can't wait for all the Jocks taking the moral high ground over a debatable penalty. You've had a stalk on for 35 years every time 'that' Maradona goal in '86 gets shown. Get it right fucking up you 😎
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😧 I was definitely brought up in the right era. Plastic Stoney man from last week looked better than this fella on the right 🧐
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Do all our timelines a favour and stop retweeting nobodies who've achieved nothing in life trying to be edgy about the death of a 100 year old man who is a national treasure. They'll be lucky if the undertaker turns up for their funerals
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Glad my days of following England are behind me watching these videos from Amsterdam. Throwing beer at folk on boat trips. Fucking hell. Bet the dickheads won't be anywhere near Russia in the summer
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I wonder if the Barrelman outside St Johns in central Leodis is on borrowed time? Probably be deemed as offensive to teetotalers before too long
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Beth Rigby is definitely a Goth away from the cameras ain't she. You're nailed on to see her in Whitby in October
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The sooner English clubs stop inviting that filth to come & play friendlies down here the sooner we see less of what happened in Sunderland
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Now I understand the definition of Good Friday 😍
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Absolute beast of a coyt
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Ain't no school like the old skool
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No point laughing at London, we've got all this shit coming our way straight after New Year. Nailed on
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Purchased
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Tonight Matthew I'm going to be.....Noel Gallagher @MCYeeehaaa @oismurphy
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New coyt day 🙌
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If you think I'm dressed and ready for the pub at 9:20am you are absolutely 💯 % correct 😚
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