Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba @thepoetpreneur Twitter profile

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

2 years

Shhhhhhh! A small gift to my lovely mom. This woman is a legend. She raised me with a salary of less than 20k. So I decided to celebrate her with this token. Now set. Mama, take this small token from ur little boy. Remember my promise of 15 years ago? God has done it.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

Seyi Makinde gave us the best Democratic election. Seyi Makinde protected endsars protesters. History will be kind to him. God bless his family. Seyi Lekan Si Omititun2.0 😘

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

During my NYSC, my gf asked me for 20k for her upcoming birthday. My alawee was 19800 + 10k from UNIZIK. I gave her 15k, hoping to sustain myself with 14800. Babe no appreciate am. She said I don't deserve a 'thank u' unless I balance it. That was it. I ended the relationship.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

We owed our landlord a 2-year rent. Mom was retrenched during OBJ era & gratuity delayed. Dat led to d accumulated debt. Mom struggled to pay it off & d man was mad at her. Why wud u pay it all? Wat abt ur kids? Their well-being is more important dan my rent. He refunded 1 yr.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

3 weeks to wedding, my guy canceled it bcos his girl's mother couldn't control her. She doesn't listen to anybody in her family. Nobody can call her to order except her spiritual father. So my guy had to end it to save himself future stress. Right or wrong decision?

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

God bless you Alhaji Abiodun Olayinka. You proved that religion is nothing. And ethnicity is rubbish. Only humanity should prevail. Your prayers for your tenants have come to pass. We are house owners now. God bless your generation.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I visited my girlfriend at age of 19. She was 18. Unluckily, her dad met us. I was in d parlor sipping malt & fried meat from her mama pot. She laid on my chest. So we couldn't deny our affairs. His father asked me to lend him N1000. I no get. he asked for N500. I no get. 1/2

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

@me_lanin_pie If you guys stopped trying to take money from all your male friends, you'd notice men are not scum. They give you insight into how a man thinks. They don't try to use and dump you, and they are better wingmen than your girls. Try kicking it with no sexual agenda for once. ❤️

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

I just discovered that it's better to kill a goat and put it in a freezer than to buy meat weekly. It will last you for two months. Now do the maths. Buy meat 5k weekly. 8 weeks, 40k or more. A goat - 23k.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

After graduation, my best friend got a job and stopped talking to me. I felt I was choking him. So I stopped trying. 2 years later, God answered my prayers. I got a house & a car. He saw my house warming on my WhatsApp update & started texting me again. But I neva replied.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

You can't convince me otherwise, parenting was key to our success. These days, many things are wrong. At age 10 or age 13, the fear of my parents was paramount to how I behaved in school and outside. Forget wokeness, we are losing it already.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I had a good laugh while watching Tinubu's video. No plan for the country. Just I made Buhari president. I made Dapo governor. It is time for Yoruba. I want historical records. Any youth supporting this movement is a failure. You all should be ashamed of yourself.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I left a lady bcos she was too independent. She had it all. I contributed nothing. I felt useless in the relationship. I couldn't act like a man. I don't think I will be able to control her. She won't be submissive to me. So I ended it. Mind you, she did nothing wrong...

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

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6 months

@PIDOMNIGERIA @davido His shameless fans would still defend. This is why Nigeria can never be better. Seun Kuti is right. Many Nigerians don't hate Tinubu. They just don't have access to him.

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2 years

@jacmik240 Nobody is thinking this. No be everything be cruise. Almost all his tenants moved to their houses. Even us wey poor pass church rat, we have two houses now. Please be guided

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Na so he lock door. Go bring cane. The malt begin dey taste like alomo for my mouth. He said, "u wey suppose dey read to become better, u dey find woman." Him flog both of us that day. Na so the relationship end. I no even fit tell my mama wetin apen. E for be round 2 beating.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

The truth is, people will not move closer to you if they feel you will always be a parasite in their life. Stop crying. Level up. God no dey forget anybody

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2 years

I knew I was done with this girl when she visited me at home. My mom was sweeping the living room and this girl literally raised her legs for her to sweep under them. When mom was done, she pointed at the door; leave my house! Now let's get serious, who raised all these girls?

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2 years

A frnd called me a yahoo, ritualist & said many unkind words abt me. I wanted to sue him, but it wasn't worth it. I let go. 6 months later, I heard he was owing rent & on verge of eviction. I reached out to his landlord & cleared it. A year later, he gave me my biggest gig.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

@fkeyamo Only in Nigeria and a minister of Labour is a nuisance on social media. Unemployment rate no even bother you. After all, you will buy another set of wheelbarrows to share. 😆

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

8 months

@Wizarab10 I had a girl who said she would never date me. So when I got my first car, I looked for her. Took her to ShopRite and bought 80k groceries for both of us. I dropped her off and asked her again. She had a bf but suddenly said, the guy is not treating her right. She came to me and…

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

6 months

@GWR What about Chef Dammy's record? You have cheated us. She cooked for seven days.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

6 months

@TheSabiRadio When you make hookup girls popular and rich, what do you expect. I don't understand why Nigeria keeps rewarding empty people. Give this money to a brilliant graduate and watch companies spring up. It's a shame. Watch her fellow empty followers attack me. Oya, bingos

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

My guy working as a cleaner in d US sent 5M to her wife in Nigeria to start a house project. His wife used d money to sow a seed in her church. My guy has filed for a divorce. To me, it was a harsh decision. After all, she gave d money to God. What will u do if she's your wife?

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@thepoetpreneur

1 year

I felt so empty since yesterday. One APC guy tried to mock me this morning. I mean this is a guy that still lives with his parents. For real? I told him, "dude, I hope u are okay. I thrived in the Buhari regime. I live in my own house, drive my own car, earn in $." Are u mad?

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Bank mngrs are responsible for the rise in yahoo yahoo. I went to change $$$$$ at first bank in 2018. When the cashier saw it, he directed me to d mgr office. The mgr asked for a cut. She tot I be g-boy. She said, "ur brothers do come here & we help dem. Dey settle us."

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

11 months

@UncleCCA People are ignoring the most important message here. They failed their courses. If this is a lie, they will screenshot their results to counter it. It's hard to withdraw your support from someone doing well academically.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

Guys mocking Funke should be ashamed of themselves. Ladies, women supporting women in the mud. The problem most of you have with her is, she is a woman. Nothing else. I am proud of you, Funke Akindele. After all, Seyi lost twice before emerging as the winner. 💪

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@thepoetpreneur

1 year

I don reach 12k. Giveaway going on now. Like, retweet, and drop aza. Must be following!

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I hope @wizkidayo will do something about the general election. He can see how Davido used his influence to help his uncle. It's time for Machala to do the same for Obi considering he shaded Buhari some years ago. Music is not enough. @PeterObi , open an act. I want to contribute.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

@mobolajichieme But sorry, I have never gotten a dime from her. In fact, I have never gotten any gift from any woman. I have always been the giver. I am not complaining. I have it. I can afford it. But when I gave her, it was a huge amount for me.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

9 months

@DeadlineDayLive He's not even Lionel Messi or Zinedine Zidane. The noise around an ordinary player is too loud. Enough. 😔

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I left a three-year relationship. I told my fiance I don't eat stale or microwave food. Just give me fresh food. She said that would be stressful. Nah, our mothers made fresh food for our fathers. They fed us fresh food. If you can't do it, you can't make a good wife. I'm sorry!

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

@okezebasil01 I believe English is not hard. I can't remember broke shaming him. If he becomes the governor tomorrow, good luck to him. I have achieved for my future kids.

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

So a Twitter lady broke shame me bcos she disagreed with my tweet. I felt bad & decided to punish her. I familiarised myself with her. After two weeks, I invited her for lunch. We went to an expensive eatery. Ordered wine. Ordered food. Bills piled up. I faked a call & left.😆

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

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6 months

@Wizarab10 Women have no respect especially when their man is rich. I was in a canteen with a lady. We were on a date. The manner she talked to the waiter made me know she's not for love but knacks. I kept her only for knacks.

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@thepoetpreneur

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He abandoned his wife 4 anoda woman. He said she doesn't suit his taste anymore. A woman that has four kids for you. 2 boys, 2 girls. U still expect her to look d same. Anyway, the new girl left him because he had an accident and bedridden. Everyone begging 1st wife to come back.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

@hibee_SAI @Thickerbodii You will testify before this year ends. Amen

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

So an Illuminati member reached out to me some weeks ago. He asked me to join them. And I demanded this to join. I am a $1M richer. Are you interested in joining? Read! 👊

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

10 months

Messi is the goat

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@thepoetpreneur

1 year

@Simplypwesh My solar stand gidigba. 24 hours power

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@thepoetpreneur

1 year

@Centoski_ Could have called me earlier cos I just left my neighbourhood. Heard these robbers are coming to raid. Babe stay safe

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

9 months

Liverpool for life. Drop your accounts. I am happy tonight. Darwin Nunez...

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@thepoetpreneur

1 year

See me celebrating Seyi in my PU by buying drinks for well-wishers. I don spend 17k on drinks. But one Twitter mob calls every Igbo a bigot. Seyi is an Ibadan man, but he deserves another chance. I am happy. Good and bad governance is for everyone. Giveaway loading...

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

8 months

@Folasheycrown22 @Wizarab10 I know. That's why I am working 247

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

My ex's friend once warned me about her. She told me I haven't found the right one. When she heard we broke up, she was so happy. She called from time to time to check up on me. She was so caring and mistakenly, we started to date. In fact, there are blessings in disguise.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

Let's play a game: You have gas and water, what food can you cook with 500 naira? No indomie or spaghetti. You can't borrow also. You are to buy everything you need with the 500 naira except gas and water. The winner gets credited 5000. Good luck!

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

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2 years

Some men are simping for Kelly right now. You guys are the reason why girls bill you unnecessarily. Once they flash you their bobby, y'all lose control. No wonder many female profile pics & content here are nudity. Y'all encourage this madness. Girls with brain barely trend here.

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I visited this Twitter babe. We were trying to spark things up. Maybe it will work out. She asked if I'll eat jollof. Not bad. 5 mins later, jollof arrived. She turned 4-day-old stew to jollof. I no know say jollof dey get eja yiyan panla inside. I was gutted. I still dey purge.

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

My neighbor was kidnapped last week at his place of work in Ogun state. About 12 Fulani boys of age 15-16. They demanded 50M. Later 15M & 1M. We found him though, thanks to the Amotekun squad. But he was badly injured. Shot at the chest & two legs. Thank God he's alive! 😔

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2 years

I woke up to d tears of a 5-year-old girl. Her mother was dragging her to school. I came out & asked wat hapnd. D mother said notin. But d kid shouted, "I didn't eat last night & dis moni!" Wat! D mum burst into tears. I understand. 15k per mnth job. Naija has failed her.

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2 years

If you stay on Twitter 247 and you don't make a dime; tie ti baje. Because I spend just 4 hours daily and I dey ball.

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If we are to marry, u ain't gonna work. Sit at home & take care of our kids. That's enough job. Don't worry, I will put you on a monthly salary. The rate of use!ess kids we have out there is alarming. It's due to poor parenting. I want the best for our kids. I'll hustle for us.

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My cousin was learning mechanics and he came home one day upset. He said the boss called him an unfortunate person from a poor family. What?! I drove him to the place the next day and gave all the apprentices 3000 naira each when I was leaving. His boss never insulted him again.

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Social media is not life. I saw someone shaming Ronaldo with the death of his son. The dude wrote, "Messi's children is still alive." You guys don't really know when to stop. I am ashamed of your parents. Dem no raise better pikin. Awon omo pau bi ibon. Eyin were.

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1 year

Make a wish on this tweet. Drop your aza. Just one winner. Must be following me. Let's goooo 💪

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1 year

If you are based in Ibadan, and can teach science subjects very well, there is an offer of 100k per month for you. I know it is small, but half bread is better than kuli kuli.

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Some women sleep with a dog for money. Is there no other way for women to make money apart from their bodies? Ask a lady out, billing. Say hello to her on WhatsApp, billing. Ask how are you, billing. Tell her you are not feeling fine, still billing. It's not funny anymore.

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If Liverpool had Ronaldo in that final against Madrid, they would have won. Immediately Madrid scored, the Siu master would have laced his boots and heaved a deep sigh. Courtois would have been in trouble. Mane and Salah are overrated bums. Even Drogba upfront will score.

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2 years

A lady opens a Twitter account and boom, 5000 followers in a month. A man opens his and 100 followers in a month. Twitter is a low-budget Tinder.

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@EricaNlewedim You can just congratulate her and move on abi which kain talk be this again. 👀

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@MarkOsuchukwu Another entitled guy spotted

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2 years

I was buying brisket bones for my dog today. And this man was looking at me. I didn't know he wanted to buy too. He felt awkward bcos he realised I bought everything for a dog. Next thing, tears rolled down his cheeks. I had no choice but to buy meat for him. Omo, God I beg ooo!

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2 years

I went on a date with this lady I met on Twitter. And she took me to an expensive eatery. Amala skye dey, we no go. Isokay. I already made up my mind to japa if e reach 20k. All our meals cost 15k. Hmm, she took out her purse and paid. Just wow! Ladies like this still exist? Wow!

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So I fixed a date with a girl. We agreed to meet at KFC. She got there before me with her sis. They had already ordered a bucket of chicken of like 8k plus and chips. I got there and ordered for nothing. After our convo. I stood up to leave. She told me I was to refund her 8k.

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@DanielRegha Daniel, lets put together our Twitter ad revenue and endorsement money together to feed a street in the north. The goal is 100 children. Kindly send me a message if you are in. Thanks

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1 year

I don't have what to use to break my fast, drop your account. When you get credited, say a word of prayer for me. According to your heart.

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This man lost his wife a month ago. He cried like he wanted to be buried with her. And it's barely three weeks, he's already bringing another woman home. I don't understand what to call this? Moving on or infidelity. Some men no go smell heaven gate sha...

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This is wat I tell all my girlfriends, if we are dating; I ain't got time to waste. We can't see all the time. Once in a month is cool. I ain't calling back & forth. Ping me if u miss me. But u are not entitled to my time. I'll respond wen I can. U won't be wit me wen I am broke.

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Dis lady flaunts an expensive lifestyle on her WhatsApp status. Today flying to asaba. Tmrw clubbing. Eating out. Then one day, she told me to give her 20k. She's stranded. I have but I won't give u. No be my sweat u go use for ur expensive lifestyle. Den she offered somtin😏 1/3

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Ordinary 'Joha', Una attack Omotara. E no end there, una attack the husband wey know nothing about the matter. Because of Ekitipikin. Funny enough, both of them fit don end am. Dem fit even chill together tomorrow. But una bambiala don make una quick inherit enemies. SMH!

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I told my bae I can't do without my mom. She'll live with me until she dies. Nothing is separating us. But she disagrees. She said she doesn't want her living with me. So we jejely end it. Awon girls yi sha. If she no train me, you go see me date? Nonsense!

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1 year

Have you paid your child's school fees? How much is it? Holy Spirit wants to pay someone's child's tuition. Drop it here and trust me, God will surprise you! ❤️

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Happy Birthday to me! Born June 20. Lived in a dilapidated house for 11 yrs. My US uncle got us into a decent flat. We couldn't pay rent. Missed admission twice. No money. Denied admission twice too (UI & OAU) Rejected by UBA, Indomie, FBN. Rejected by 6 girls. I rejected 5 too.

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6 months

@chude__ What does her empty skvll want to say? Inflection.

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1 year

@yabaleftonline People now want to be heavily rewarded because of being truthful. It shows how our morals have deteriorated.

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2 years

Before you date/marry a divorcee or single mom, try to know her true story. Most times, the man was right to leave. But women can play the emotional blackmail game. How will someone be divorced thrice and you think she is normal? Just how? Vice versa!

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The first time I asked a lady out. My friend coached me. He told me the things I should say. When I approached the lady, "hello!" Her response got me shivering, "Yes, can I help you?" I was lost for words. I quickly change am to, "ehm ehm, does this road lead to gbagi?"

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Omo, I just wired $300 for a family member in Ukraine to leave for Poland. It's amazing how things can become so crazy. A month ago, dude was really balling. And that is why it's good to be good. He was so good to everyone during his balling days. May God help him recover. 😭

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@thecheffchi You wey no get 1M for account.

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@DanielRegha @ChelseaFC Daniel, the money you paid Chelsea to send you an email could have been used to feed the whole of Oyo state. Wishing you nothing but the best in your new age.

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24 days

@ConoGallagher92 You are an average player and you are always quick to throw shades. Have some shame

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2 years

I once had a chat with a lady & told her I prefer to take 100% of the bills in marriage. I don't believe in splitting it. Of course, she can support. It's her choice. But not mandated. As long as I get fresh food daily & kids are fine. Only a useless man split bills. Be a man!

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

This man is sleeping with his wife's sister. How do you girls find your sister's husband attractive? Tueh

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

So I gave my American boss's son $100 on his 5th birthday. His dad called me, "Chi, that is a lot of money. I will keep it for him till he's 18." But Twitter bureau d change said $30 for spag is change in US. Even Kunle wey use Lapo travel dey form Elon Musk. 😆

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@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Papaya and Mercy Aigbe are great examples of many fake influencers and celebrities that pose to be killing it, but behind they are slay queens and husband snatchers. How come the male celebrities are not crushing it? Na mumu dey believe these people.😆 Everybody will be alright.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

11 months

Toyin Abraham is like Burna Boy. You may not like or agree with them, but you can't deny their craft. I expected Ijakumo to be a banger, & she didnt disappoint me. Toyin, we both supported different parties & candidates, but Ijakumo is a great movie. Impossible to predict!👊

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Don't marry a partner that can't pray. There's more to she's beautiful or he's rich. There are some problems money can't solve. Besides, we're one sickness away from becoming ugly. But prayer will go a long way. It'll help your home. That's why y'all raised Yahoo Yahoo & olosho.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I lost a client bcos of my nationality. We've worked for 2 weeks & he tot I reside in d US. So he invited me for a coffee chat but I told him I work remotely. I live in Naija. He ended d deal. As a freelancer, being a Nigerian is not easy. Yahoo boys not helping our identity. 😏

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

The love of my life dumped me for a big bro in my street. The dude worked in a bank. He got the money. She tell me say I wasn't man enough. She can't wait. I agreed and moved on. Ladies have their spec. Today, I also can't date a lady who is not worth at least 1M naira.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

6 months

@PIDOMNIGERIA @PoliceNG @davido Imagine if it was Burna Boy in this drama, many Nigerians would have come for him because he doesn't do giveaways like Davido. Nigerians are not ready. They are just anywhere belle face.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

During my unemployment days, I feel cursed. But I didn't know God was moulding me. When he opened my eyes to copywriting, fake frnds laughed. They describe me as the guy wit no job. Now they describe me as d guy dt drives black car. D guy with solar panels on his roof.😆 🙏 God!

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

@SamperuM I reply others. No need to reply to him. We don't need each other to survive

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

Dude brought his GF to Canada for her Masters's. He paid everything. She got dere & fell in love with another handsome & rich guy. Yes, the guy is 100% finer than the dude. Dey got wedded b4 d completion of her program. Neva sponsor a lady u neva marry. E go end in tears.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

1 year

@jidesanwoolu Learn from Seyi Makinde. He didn't use ethnicity or thugs to win his reelection. You did well and should be confident of winning without having to play dirty politics. Shame! Enjoy your time.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

A friend is sleeping with a pregnant woman. How do men have the urge to sleep with married women, pregnant women, mad women, wife's sisters and many more. We can all blame women but my gender no get shame oooo. Tufiakwa!

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

5 months

@PetiteNiella I know a few female vendors that come behind to badmouth others and even ask you not to patronise them anymore

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

A lady reached out to me today. She asked for my rate card for promotion & paid. She wanted me to help her guy promote his page. Funny enough, the guy wasn't even aware. She was doing it to support his business. I call that true love. There are still amazing women out there.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

7 months

@Wizarab10 I do buy for a woman what they buy for me. A lady once bought me a groundnut bottle on my birthday and I returned the gesture with kuli kuli soko peye. I stay wicked always.

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Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba

@thepoetpreneur

2 years

I earned my first 7-digit on my crappy Tecno W4 in 2018. The RAM frustrated me. Always processing slow. But it didn't stop me from getting my 6-7-digit monthly. I got a better phone and gave it out. The receiver turned it into a toy. Playing games with it. Shake my head! 1/2

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