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3 months

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

We are proud, and very excited, to announce a collaboration with the amazing McElroy Family and @TheZoneCast to bring a unique experience to life. Enrol now to Taako's Correspondence School of Wizardry, Cantrips & Other Magicks.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

The deadline to enrol to Taako's Correspondence School is looming. Be sure to secure your spot AND snag yourself this super cool enamel pin! FREE with all pre-orders. #taz #theadventurezone #taako #mysteriouspackagecompany

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Only 100 Challenge Coins for Taako's Correspondence School of Wizardry left! @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Receive a complimentary exclusive enamel pin by preordering Taako's Correspondence School of Wizardry, Cantrips & Other Magicks: indirectly, proof that you are going to Wizard School* \ But only if you preorder now!*

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

5 days left to pre-order Taako's Correspondence School of Wizardry, Cantrips & other Magicks. Never again will the free enamel pin be offered! Act quickly while quantities last. #theadventurezone #mysteriouspackagecompany

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

If we made a Van Gogh Experience, what would the Artifact be?

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Wanted: Creative Writer

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Taako Experience available now!

The Adventure Zone

@TheZoneCast

6 years

Here’s Episode 9 of #TheZoneCast Amnesty, in which the Pine Guard goes on an otherworldly field trip! (RT, friends!)

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Receive a complimentary exclusive enamel pin by preordering Taako's Correspondence School of Wizardry, Cantrips & Other Magicks: indirectly, proof that you are going to Wizard School* \ But only if you preorder now!*

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

I do not mean to alarm anyone but an intern interrupted a summoning ritual, and now a malevolent demon is loose in our facility. We are working to return it back from whence it came, but in the meantime, if you have any protection amulets laying around, keep them close.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

"Never tell the auidience how good you are, they will soon find out for themselves." We feel the same way about our Experiences! #harryhoudini #mystery

Support a New Immersive Theatre Experience Based on the Mysterious Death of Harry Houdini -...

Help bring to life a new immersive theatre experience from Speakeasy Dollhouse, the creators of the Illuminati Ball and Midnight Frolic.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

If a tree falls in a forest and no one was around to hear it, will it then pick itself up and kind of attach itself back together until an audience can be present to witness? Trees are known attention-seekers so I'm tempted to assume the correctness of that theory.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Do you ever think about the color Blue and what gave it the right to also be a feeling? Or the color Orange and its audacity to also be a fruit? Or even Purple and its belief in a totalitarian system governed by a benevolent AI? Calm down Purple, you're just a color.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Have you seen this slanderous footage from @ActuallyNPH ? It is completely false. A fabrication from a twisted mind. Pay no heed to his warnings - actors are charlatans by trade. Learn the real truth here instead:

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Another workplace incident today. An intern read the King in Yellow by accident and has not stopped chanting ever since. It was funny at first but quickly got annoying. I stood up to politely ask her to take her chanting elsewhere but she disappeared, which saved me the trouble.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Happy Mothers Day! Bask in the joys, wonders, and unique experiences only you will ever know. Whether you have one perfect child, or your 13th is a winged demon that has spent centuries terrorizing the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, we honour and admire your sacrifice & strength!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Skeletons live in your closet, Creatures live under your bed, Ghosts live in your mirrors, But the real monsters live in your head.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

It is better to have loved and lost than to have been eaten by bears.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

You can't say I didn't warn you. You literally can't. I've taped your mouth shut so you'll stop talking.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

2 years

You've been warned👀👽📦 #MysteriousPackage #Mystery #gifts #games #uniquegifts #mysterygift #puzzles #escaperoom #entertainment #horrorgames #MurderMystery #Adventure #Scifi #hplovecraft #cthulhu #nyarlathotep #artifacts

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Curiously, 8 employees took a sick day today. They all wrote in at 7:43 AM stating that they suffered a migraine after strange dreams about twin suns and a black lake. A fortunate turn of events as Karen brought in donuts, but they would not have been enough had everyone come.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick the terrifying nightmares that haunt you while you sleep.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Mysterious. Immersive. Interactive. Deeply unsettling. Entrench yourself in our latest experience. Learn about HASTUR:

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

As students start to receive their magickal packages, share your Taako experience by using the hashtag #TaakoSchool

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

4 years

From the (home) desk of The Curator.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Now, here is someone who knows what they're doing. Weird package comes in the mail, first instinct: this map is GOING ON THE WALL! #johnaugur #mysteriouspackagecompany #pirates

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

9 years

Mister McFly? Is your name Marty McFly? I've got something for you.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

For the next few hours, I, the Curator, will be reading your fortunes. Simply reply to this tweet, and I will look into The Beyond and tell you truths you may or may not want to know… #FortuneFriday

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

I had the strangest dream last night. A hellish landscape covered in green, angles that do not make any sense, and a strange syllable that I can only communicate in English letters as “fhtagn”. I fear something is coming. Something old. Something evil.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

An old contact at Natural History Museum has sent word about a strange and terrifying artifact that they fear is no longer safe with them. They want me to bring this artifact to the facility and use the methods of our organization to find the right protector for it. Stay tuned.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Hello, Aquarius, it is your time. Whatever you do now will set the tone for everybody in the months to follow. All eyes are on you, Aquarius. Do not mess it up, or else. The fate of the year is in your hands. #Horrorscopes

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Disturbing deliveries are our specialty! Let us know if you have any more fragile friends in need of frightening.

Neil Gaiman

@neilhimself

6 years

I also love @themysteriousco and am proud to have sent their packages to easily disturbed friends. They are looking for a writer in Toronto.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

3 years

He’s on his way… #Nyarlathotep #cosmichorror

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

How different colleagues of mine like their coffee: - With cream - With milk - Bloody - Screaming - Black - Cursed - With sugar

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Someone thought it would be a good idea to leave their demon portal open all night and now none of our watches are running on time and the coffee tastes like tortured souls. Not pointing fingers but you know who you are (Kevin).

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

If you use force to pull open a "push door", you will rupture the thin veil that separates our universe from others. If you do the opposite, the door will start screaming. Be very careful and read the signs.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Help us fund our new Victorian thriller experience, “Filigree in Shadow.” Already 200% funded on Kickstarter now.

The Mysterious Package Company Presents: Filigree in Shadow

Filigree in Shadow is a Victorian thriller, delivered to your doorstep by mail.

www.kickstarter.com

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

I fear I am losing my sanity. I have the most haunting dreams every night. That same hellish landscape, and a shape. A shape so horrible I dare not speak of it. Is this a premonition of evil-to-come or simply my own mind unravelling? For your safety, I pray it is the latter.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Storytime

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

That was not coffee you had this morning. That was something else entirely. Prepare for changes.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. In fact, don’t count your chickens at all. You will find that chickens do not like to be counted and will retaliate in the most gruesome way.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Thank you, Space Jesus!

Space Jesus

@ItsSpaceJesus

6 years

I've been a fan of the @themysteriousco for a long time now. And now those sweet boys over at @TheZoneCast are teaming up with them to give you what you never knew you needed until now!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Yes

Justin “Hoops” McElroy

@JustinMcElroy

6 years

Thank you to all of you for the help with the pipes puzzle you are amazing. To @themysteriousco : you are monsters

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Our most ambitious experience yet, inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

A large black body of water has suddenly appeared in the middle of the office break room. As Kevin is normally one to forget open portals overnight (and blunder incantations, I might add) he had to mop it all up. However, a part of me thinks maybe he is not to blame for this one.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

If you are a doctor and someone is giving you apples every day, I regret to inform you that they are not your friend.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Presented without comment.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Things have been much stranger than usual. More people going missing. Dark runes replacing all the letters in spreadsheets. And these haunting nightmares of a shrouded figure. I do hope management is not experimenting on us again, as they are wont to do.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

We neither confirm nor deny any interest in the purchase of Dracula's castle.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Today's Weather Forecast: Raccoons.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

9 years

@Conbonmondon Either you are overwhelmingly compelled to apply, or you are not. We are indifferent to your decision.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Ah. There are the screams. It seems our intern was not successful. Will continue investigating and update you as the story unfolds.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Hunger is your stomach sending a love letter to your brain. Food is the love letter that the brain sends back. This is science.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

We have successfully contained the demon in our warehouse and sent an intern after it to try and corner it into a devil's trap. It's been ten minutes and we still have no word from inside. In fact, it is a bit too quiet. We should have heard at least screams by now...

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

We have come across a terrifying idol of unknown origin accompanied by documents about an alignment of stars, a recrudescence of fractured mental faculties, and a sinister cult. What explanation is there for this madness? Open The Crate of Cthulhu:

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

What strange beast can be described as such? What terrible truth am I to uncover from these correspondences?

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

If found, please return to the Mysterious Package Company. All but one have escaped. Jules is lonely.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

And now, a haiku: A numeric line A spell cast to make you mine Three Four Two Six Nine #HauntedHaiku

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

We approve. Using a riddle or puzzle is the perfect way to let someone know. In the case of Taako's Correspondence School... if it was not silly, we would have been disappointed.

Jenn 👑

@The_LoZelda

6 years

This is how LoLink told me my birthday present is #TheZoneCast @themysteriousco boxes. No words, just this 😂

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

#UnpopularOpinion : I think yellow candles work much better than red for demonic summons.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

4 years

Roses are red Violets are blue I love the bloodcurdling screams of my enemies Slightly more than I love you

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

My grandmother told me about a woman who collected the tongues of liars, and I never told a lie. When she died, she left me a box that held strange artifacts. They looked ancient... an amulet, a carved stone, and a dagger. Her small note simply read: "It is your burden now".

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Joyous news! Our demon saga comes to a happy conclusion. Turns out, the demon was just a feral cat that the intern had brought from outside. Emergency over and we may now resume our scheduled summoning safely. All is well. Except for the intern in the warehouse who now has rabies

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

After a séance last evening, the Curator has been acting strangely, adding new rewards to our Kickstarter page!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

This obituary arrived today from my contact at the museum. I am not familiar with this man. What does he have to do with the artifact that is coming soon?

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

9 years

For fans of H. P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu, and for fans of Vikings, you should investigate #TheCenturyBeast : http://t.co/fan7htjpv3

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Do you have a friend who is hard to buy for, and that you can trust to put humanity ahead of the promise of everlasting life and anything else that they desire in exchange for the release of an all-powerful being from their glassy prison? You're in luck!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Presented without comment.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Today marks the 200th anniversary of the death of the female stranger. A child of Aaron Burr? Napoleon in costume?

The Grave of the Female Stranger

This grave marks the passing of a historic Jane Doe whose identity remains a mystery to this day.

www.atlasobscura.com

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

3 years

The stars are wrong…

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. This Christmas you asked for my kidney. I’m starting to think being in a relationship with a black market salesperson is not advantageous.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

1 year

Would you look at that… we made it! The world didn’t end after all... We won’t lie, we were half expecting an Eldritch God to have taken over by now but it seems in his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu still waits dreaming. For how long? Who knows. Happy New Year from MPC!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

We neither confirm nor deny having solved the Beale Ciphers and are just waiting for an opportunity to visit Virginia

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Presented without comment.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

7 years

Much appreciation to @bluffworks for our inclusion in their 2016 Inspired Holiday Gift Guide. Wonderful choices all.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

We need persons we can trust who are brave enough to thwart any dark machinations taking place at this performance. It is a monumental task, we know, but the lives of many hang in the balance. Attend HASTUR:

HASTUR

Experience the King in Yellow

www.kickstarter.com

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

I received a vision today warning that someone is plotting against you. Could it be Karen from accounting? I’m not saying it is, but it could be. Be very wary of Karen from accounting.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

I received a transmission about a job offer for a Mysterious Creative Director. I don't know what that is but I assume it's someone who has a super-power that directs people's creativity. If you or someone you know wants to join the MPC team, apply here:

Job Offer: Mysterious Marketing Manager

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

[nervous laughter]

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

A labyrinth made out of low, sturdy furniture and the objective is to walk through its entirety without once banging your shin or your toe. #ThursdayThoughts

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

I just had to return to this and note that, well over 24 hours later, I still think about not only the message in the original tweet.. but how I was able to respond. I never realized that I had waited my entire life to craft and release into the world those four words! #tysj

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

“Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival . . .” The stars are right. Look away. Spare your mind from what’s to come.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

...we have never learned to create life. Do not let technology charm you from your body. There is no going back.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

Due to a corruption scandal, the District Attorney has given the GDA temporary jurisdiction and oversight of the LAPD. They are looking to recruit a large number of auxiliary agents. That would be you. Join the GDA and investigate Post Mortem LA:

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

Children are overrated. Adopt a werepup. #StrangeSiblings #ChillingChildren Made by @AsiaEriksen and @werepups

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

5 years

A concept: Ghosts visit our dreams while we sleep. All the strangers you dream of are dead.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

The clock ticks down...

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

@DanielleDeLisle @MustacheBabs That said... we do have some freelance writing jobs coming up!

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

3 years

As always... #cthulhu #cthulhumythos #hplovecraft

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

2 years

Interesting... very interesting 👀

Mark Meer

@Mark_Meer

2 years

Received a MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE. Could @themysteriousco be behind this mystery? I’m frankly mystified.🤔 #Mysterious

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

We performed a survey of our most loyal members. Here we present to you the findings. #SinisterSurvey

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

4 years

All-New. Immersive. Expansive. Challenging. Available now:

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

2 years

Are the deaths at the Olbright Cotton Mill horrible accidents, malicious murders, or acts of a vengeful spirit? It's up to YOU to find out. Order now for a Halloween delivery! #boardgames #tabletopgames

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest esteem, the penalties for injuring or killing a cat were severe. They worshipped a Cat Goddess, often represented as half feline, half woman, whom they called Bastet.

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

7 years

What a glorious collection of papercraft contraptions!

Katie Gotshall

@wasillakatie

7 years

@themysteriousco and @robives I'm finally tackling my Hot Foot Hank! Here's my collection so far...

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

8 years

Warning: Ordering This Package Will Turn Your Life Into A Mystery Novel

Warning: Ordering This Package Will Turn Your Life Into a Mystery Novel

"It's like starring in your own HP Lovecraft story"

www.insidehook.com

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Mysterious Package Company

@themysteriousco

6 years

It is our second year celebrating The Dread Holidays and would be most honoured if you were to join us. We will soon be sharing some of our traditional symbols, tales and songs. Apply for membership now! There is a 100% likelihood that those who do not apply will not be accepted.

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