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Lady Mei Mei

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8 months

Nobody calls this app “X”.

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4 years

The only men you can trust is Ramen.

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4 years

Who the hell sleeps with BOTH a fan and an air conditioner on?! Dang polar bears.

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3 years

I’m probably younger than most of you. What is some life advice you could give me that you can guide me through your wisdom?

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4 years

I wish pets lived longer, life wasn’t so expensive, leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn’t suck.

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4 years

Don’t judge someone different just because they sin differently than you. ❤️

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4 years

New haircut. What do you think?

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4 years

I am a small person who has the appetite of an army of pandas.

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4 years

I could never be a politician because everytime we had a debate, I would start off with “listen here fucker”.

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Lady Mei Mei

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4 years

Hi all, I'm new to Twitter. Please take it easy on me. 😌 Just here to post random thoughts, make friends, feign manufactured outrage. All sorts of good stuff.

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3 years

Your daily dose of Lady Mei Mei (TM).

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4 years

I hate sushi. There, I said it. I also suck at math ::turns in my Asian card::

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3 years

My Halloween costume.

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3 years

Random Guy Hitting on Me: Hey baby what’s your sign? Me: “Do not enter.”

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3 years

One badass Asian... ...and Bruce ain’t too shabby either.

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4 years

Give up carbs? Over my bread body.

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3 years

Love retro stuff like this TV. 📺

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4 years

Pork and shrimp cheung fun, bitches! You better recognize!

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4 years

If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It’s science.

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4 years

Photo of me and my boyfriend. Sorry, he doesn’t smile.

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4 years

Stuck at home.

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4 years

I have a boyfriend. Oh, wait no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.

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4 years

I wouldn’t have trust issues if people didn’t have lying issues.

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3 years

Black and white Mei.

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4 years

Pro tip: If you cook kale in coconut oil, it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

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4 years

What is your religion? Mine is Boba. All hail Boba!

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4 years

If cauliflower can become pizza, you, my friend, can become anything.

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4 years

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he’s looking at your heart. All three still want to fuck you though.

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4 years

Shoutout to all the single women that complain about being single but never go out. Just waiting for Mr. Right to break into your house.

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4 years

Not a catfish.

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4 years

Dang, some white boi who seemed friendly at first got aggressive with asking me to be his gf, when I said not interested, he showed his true colors and started calling me china virus girl. This is why I don't trust nice guys, you never know.

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4 years

Don’t mess with me; I’m a scorpio. When life hands me lemons I make a chocolate cake and leave haters wondering how I did that shit. Abracadabra, bitches.

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4 years

I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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4 years

You never realize how messed up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else.

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4 years

I can’t stand dudes that ask me a million questions but doesn’t give out one bit of info about themselves. That’s not a conversation, that’s an interrogation.

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4 years

If you ever see my on the F Train, say hi.

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4 years

Forget a sugar daddy, I need an academic daddy. Write my essays for me, yo.

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3 years

I wish I could get a refund for all the love I’ve wasted on people.

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4 years

Riddle of the day: What kind of music concert cost 45 cents? Answer: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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4 years

In dire times of the pandemic, what the world needs is more 爱.

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4 years

Saturday shopping.

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4 years

Be careful when you follow masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

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4 years

2020 Slang: LMMO Laughing My Mask Off

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4 years

The streets have been so empty, but I just didn’t want to feel trapped any longer. I hear there’ll be several more months of this coronavirus. Sigh. I miss dining out. Stay safe everyone, may the hand sanitizer gods bless you.

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4 years

So. My aunt and I were silently having dinner in our living room when the neighbors above us started having intense sex. She slowly stood up, came back with an iPad, turned the Chinese video to full volume and asked me how was school.

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4 years

Interested in hanging out with me if you’re ever in Brooklyn after the coronavirus crisis is over? Please DM me if you’re serious and we’ll make plans. ❤️ No serial killers please.

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3 years

Anyone else concerned about the 2020 season finale?

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4 years

I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

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4 years

Mood: Grumpy.

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4 years

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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4 years

Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re going to be really bored when you’re 80 years old with a broken hip and sex is impossible.

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4 years

Before coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough.

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4 years

The top three hardest things to say are: 1. I was wrong. 2. I need help. 3. Worchestershire sauce

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3 years

Trying to hurt me by bringing up my past is like trying to rob my old house that I don’t live in anymore. That’s not my stuff.

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4 years

I need to go on medication so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.

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4 years

Guys, would you be offended if a woman pays for your dinner and expects sex in return? I’m kidding. Just making a point.

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4 years

Why must I enjoy ramen alone? Need more foodie friends in NYC. Holla at me. Especially if you like Asian food.

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4 years

Why are guys so afraid of being friends first? Serious question.

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4 years

Just had the rudest delivery guy. I noticed he was missing my sauce and plastic fork and he shrugged “that’s life”. So I tipped him 5% and he got mad. I said “that’s life.”

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4 years

If you want to date Chinese girls be prepared to eat exotic stuff. This is my favorite plate Stir Fried Pork Liver with Onions. Yummm! ❤️ #brooklynfoodie #nycfoodie #brooklynchinesefood #brooklynasianfoods #brooklynrestaurants #sleeplessinbrooklyn

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3 years

It’s tough being a deep thinker in a shallow world.

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4 years

I wish people came with a 30-second trailer so I can see what I’m getting myself into.

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4 years

I saw pizza with kiwi topping today. This is what happens when we let pineapples on pizza slide. Just remember society, YOU made this happen. Shame shame.

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4 years

Donating all my masks to the local New York hospitals. Don’t horde them! Give them to the people who need it the most! #coronavirus #nyccoronavirus #newyorkquarantine

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1 year

In case you forgot how cute I am.

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4 years

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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4 years

I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say “Now shut up and sleep.”

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4 years

New York City has its gems of greenery. @BrooklynBotanic

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3 years

Dating is weird. This guy keeps asking for pictures of my armpits.

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4 years

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.

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You never know where in life things will take you.

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4 years

Support your friends’ businesses by paying full price. Freeloaders.

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4 years

Single dads are cool.

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3 years

So much hot pot, so little time.

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4 years

I’m all about that hot pot life.

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3 years

Some dudes be like “I always wanted an Asian girlfriend” then know nothing about Asian culture. So why do you want women from a culture you know nothing about? Very sus.

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4 years

Don’t recycle your exes. It’s bad for the environment.

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3 years

Have you or anyone you know ever received a Lexus for Christmas. Those unrealistic Lexus commericals, man.

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3 years

Whatever happens, please don’t buy all the toilet paper again.

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4 years

If you want to impress me with your car, it had better be a food truck.

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4 years

If watermelon exists, why don't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? Hmm?

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4 years

Because...boba.

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Don’t talk to me about loyalty, I’m still here holding secrets for people who are throwing dirt on my name.

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3 years

Sex. Now that I have your attention: Do you absolutely require having sex right after a shower or will any moment (within reason) do?

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4 years

Save the Earth... ...it’s the only planet with chocolate.

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4 years

No one wants to hear about your diet. So eat your lettuce and be sad.

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When a guy is really into you, he doesn’t care if you snore while you’re sleeping. He’ll be, like, “snore for me you sexy diesel-powered generator.” ❤️

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Eat ice cream at one of my favorite places in Brooklyn, @oddfellowsNYC If you’re ever visiting tell ‘em Mei sends them her love. ❤️

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4 years

Meh. Politics. Not liking what I see.

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4 years

Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I have an amazing soul. Another might tell you I’m a cold-hearted bitch. Believe them both. I don’t treat people badly. I just treat them accordingly.

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4 years

Coronavirus started out as a virus but it mutated into an IQ test.

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3 years

Today’s hard truth: If you eat tacos without onions and cilantro, you’re a childish fake ass taco eating imposter.

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4 years

Dear guys who flaunt cash money on their profile pics: You look like douchebags. Seriously, I actually counted the bills from your profile picture. It’s around $400. You just advertised yourself as having $400 and thinking you’re loaded.

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3 years

To the thief who took my anti-depressants. I hope you’re happy.

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3 years

Would you ever stay in a relationship with someone who “settled” for you?

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4 years

Couples don’t break up anymore. One person just acts like an asshole until the other person can’t take it anymore.

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4 years

Heaven have mercy to the first person I’ll hug when this quarantine is over because I have been in desperate need of one for six freaking months!

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4 years

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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4 years

How many of us have saved someone’s reputation by not telling our side of the story?

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