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Jenn Gannon

@thejenngannon

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Pop defender + telly addict. I put the lime in the coconut. She/Her

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Joined January 2009
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
2 months
Why does the Rock look like he’s playing Gregg Wallace in a biopic?
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Jenn Gannon
5 months
I love Ireland.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
We don’t talk enough about when you get your period & all you can think about is being finished work so you can have a small die. It’s like working with a hangover but with someone grating your insides.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
I’ve never related to someone more than the woman working in M&S who said ‘I’m gonna stop you there Laura coz I have to go home before I fucking murder everyone’ ❤️
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
@lizzzzzielogan Or Matt Damon saying he was single on Oprah & not telling Minnie Driver about it…
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
This is the only Brooklyn Beckham wedding photo I want to see.
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Jenn Gannon
4 months
You guys!!! from Ayo’s Insta!!! @filmindublin
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Some absolute psychotic fuck took off his mask & screamed into my Mam’s face when she was on the number 4 bus a little while ago & not ONE person did anything. My Mam is in her 70s & has underlying health issues. I am so angry I am shaking. Fuck this excuse for a society.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Uuuggghhh. Every man could do with reading Fiona Apple on Louis CK. Please.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Ohmygod. BBC Four are showing This Life from February 3rd!!! We can feast on Anna - the original Fleabag ❤️
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
‘We’re just normal men, we’re just innocent men!’ Will not leave my head.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
HONESTLY. They will really bend themselves into pretzel-shapes to live in a state of denial. This is abhorrent.
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Jenn Gannon
1 year
The most beautifully haunting theme ever written. R.I.P. Angelo Badalamenti❤️
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Why is one of my biggest fears still someone ‘giving out’ to me?!
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Hard relate, Ringo
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Jenn Gannon
4 months
This is my fave account on TikTok. I wanted to hold on to it but it’s made its way on to here. Adam Curtis meets that certain kid of 60s kitchen sink drama but about dead pubs. (Relevant to your interests? @shockproofbeats )
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Big Kendall Roy’s Bday energy.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Absolutely snapped at a group of drunk adult men on the train last night who were trying to make me self-conscious/feel like shit. It’s a scary sitch to put yourself in but men need to stop intimidating strangers minding their own biz. Fuck. Off.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Last night at the end of our first sisters night out I ordered Baby Guinness’s for the road & the barman came back with these 😬😬😬
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Natasha Lyonne at Chloe Sevigny’s wedding is a whole vibe (my vibe) ❤️
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Literally just stepped into Arnotts and there is a woman giving a poor sales assistant grief. Take it easy people. Jesus.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Waking up this morning on the day of my Da’s funeral & my first thought was how Mike Myers created Austin Powers to cheer his now ex wife up after her Dad’s funeral. Love my brain.
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Jenn Gannon
6 years
This looks like outside Coppers at 4am. HERE WHAT DID YEH SAY ABOUT ME BURD?! YEH, I’LL BLEEDIN’ BURST YEH.
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Jenn Gannon
6 months
This is how you are ‘protecting’ women and children.
@RotundaHospital
The Rotunda Hospital
6 months
Due to an ongoing incident in Parnell Square, patients are advised not to travel to the hospital this evening unless absolutely necessary. The hospital is fully operational at this time.
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Jenn Gannon
7 years
Chris Rock observing Liam like he's an exotic bird on safari is just wonderful. #GrahamNorton
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
🥰
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4 years
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Me watching Jane Campion at the Critics Choice Awards.
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3 years
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@EveningStandard
The Standard
3 years
Who would you like to see drive around with James Corden? 👨‍🎤🚗 #CarpoolKaraoke
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
@raesanni My Mam’s main men are Bruce Willis & Idris Elba.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
That thing when you wake up to MANY irate DMs from a band’s lead singer 👀👀👀👀
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Ohmygod I woke up & my fucking timeline is full of Matt LeBlanc’s face. We’ll beat a joke to death & use its corpse as a puppet.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Happy International Women’s Day
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
I’ve one fully vaccinated Mam 💕
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
I haven’t stopped thinking about this all day. It’s so lovely.
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Gavin is 25. Julie is 76. They met by chance in a market four years ago and they've had each other's backs since.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
My Mam is getting her first vaccine TOMORROW.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
@AlisonSpittle Here I Am Lord is the ultimate mass banger.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Came in with an iced coffee today & one of the aul lads said ‘Alright Love Island’ DEAD 💀
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Jenn Gannon
7 years
Fr. John Misty looking like Jim McDonald...
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Jenn Gannon
6 years
Ah Notes of Berlin 🙌🏻
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
The whole of Ireland looking at these disgusting soda breads. #GBBO
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
I wrote about being single & the prospect of renting forever more.
@thejournal_ie
TheJournal.ie
3 years
"Single and house hunting? The government would have me swiping right on a selection of Ted Bundys if it could just get me on to the property ladder," writes Jenn Gannon @jennpops
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
3 years
A five minute walk, in a public area, in the early evening. Let that sink in.
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Rachael Venables
3 years
Around 8.30pm last Friday, Sabina Nessa was murdered. She was on what should have been a 5min walk from her home on Astell Rd, through Cater Park, to see a friend in a pub. ANYONE in the area who might have seen her, or any suspicious behaviour, is urged to contact police.
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Jenn Gannon
6 months
Love this pic. Especially because Mark looks like a daytime telly presenter.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
@blankcheckpod As good as this Vanilla Sky promo.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
Also, as someone who worked in shops for many a year please don’t be shitheads to staff you horrible capitalist swines.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Dublin after the vaccine happens & the pubs are back open.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
I once locked myself in the hot press when I was little because we were going out & I didn’t want to miss MacGyver.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
I wrote something small today about my love of the cinema as a place. I haven't written anything in so long. It feels like eating after being hungover. Anyway- with the WiFi going down I'm sneaking it out here. Bit personal blah blah blah be gentle
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Jenn Gannon
1 year
My friend just saw Kate Moss on Grafton Street and she honestly looks like a hologram or something. Unreal.
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Jenn Gannon
6 years
@OrrCollins Everyone deserves their fucking time off whether you have a kid or not. Another way to heap guilt on childless people for y’know BEING ALIVE.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Yet again another man on the radio describing a pop classic as ‘cheese’ this time it’s Mariah’s Fantasy. It’s not a threat to your masculinity to enjoy a perfectly crafted pop song, lads.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
One week.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Got my hair done so feel less like a complete bag of shite, feel like half a bag at the very least. Life is hard. Who knew?
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Jenn Gannon
1 year
Aw yeh! It’s here! 💕
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
5 years
Let Hannah Gadsby host the Oscars! Let Mindy Kaling host the Oscars! Let Billy Eichner host the Oscars! Let Cher host the Oscars! Let Tiffany Haddish host the Oscars!
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Jenn Gannon
5 months
@shockproofbeats I need you to know Natasha Lyonne is a fan of your work 😭❤️💀
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Jenn Gannon
6 years
Realised it’s been 2 years since a very shitty thing happened to me & I think it affected me more than I like to acknowledge but i’m hopefully getting there. So if anyone else is struggs to func at the mo -let yourself feel it & don’t be too hard on yourself.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
❤️
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Takes a pandemic to have a woman present the Late Late.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
It’s nice for comedy dudes to be supportive on Twitter but it would be better if they could pipe up in public. Same goes for all men. Stop being fucking cowards & waiting for women to do all the heavy emotional lifting. Tell your ‘mate’ to stop.
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Jenn Gannon
1 year
@kirkpate Why does she look like a teen ice-skater?!
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Jenn Gannon
10 months
I hope she is at peace.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Just imagining Andy Cohen’s hangover today.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Oh God.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
How could people sit there & not SAY anything?! What is wrong with them?
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
This beautiful man is 50 today! Not only the creator of so many stone cold anthems but also too many magical live moments over the years 💕
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
This was her first time going into town since March & she was so delighted about it. Ugh. Fuck people.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
I miss drifting into an office & having some random bullshit convo before doing some work. Also the loss of spontaneous drinks (which are the best kind) is slowly killing me off 💔
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Please know that anytime I write ‘baby’ it is only meant to be said in the Dunphy voice.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
Greg has Hot Priest Energy. #loveisland
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Seriously ladies if you are apprehensive about starting a podcast or y’know doing ANYTHING just remember that this exists.
@karolinecelly
Carrie Kelly
3 years
[TW: Assault, Sexual Assault, IBSA] Here, if anyone knows these lads, tell them I want a wee word.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
Well now.
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1 year
It’s giving Cher Lloyd on X Factor tbh.
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Jenn Gannon
1 year
Banshee thoughts - Colin’s teeth. 1923 on the calendar, 2023 in his mouth.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
An ICON.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
I remember when this pic was taken & she asked who was on my t-shirt.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
All I want is a Dogtanian remake with Timotheé Chalamet as the hot Muskehound.
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Jenn Gannon
5 years
And men, men who never usually venture into town- DON’T STAND STILL IN THE AISLE. Just get out of the fucking way.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
😭😭😭😭
@jphoenixupdates
Joaquin Phoenix Updates
4 years
Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara have welcomed a healthy Baby Boy. They have named him, River 💙
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5 years
Oh God. I am going to adore this.
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
I have no appropriate clothes for this weather. None. If this goes on much longer I’ll be down to a swimsuit with two tea towels stapled to it.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Stayed in my Mam’s last night & woke up to her standing over the bed saying ‘are you awake, chicken?’ & handing me a sausage sandwich. So it begins ❤️
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Jenn Gannon
2 months
Buttery Biscuit Base is what he’s cooking …
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
This is just like a weird composite now. Bits of someone familiar.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
The only reason to have a wedding is to hold your friends hostage to listen to your fave songs. You can’t do that at a funeral.
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Jenn Gannon
4 years
Getting to know the woman who works in the Post Office when I’m collecting my Mam’s pension. When I walked in today she said ‘Ah, here comes Lady Gaga!’ 💖
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Jenn Gannon
7 years
Can we ban the concept of Guilty Pleasures? You either like a song or you don't. It's not like you're sticking your cock in a light socket.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
It’s my final telly recs slot on @lstwrd in a min which will be a blessed relief to some people i’m sure. No more Succession-scourging, reality telly supporting madness. No more dragging sports! Thanks for listening to me having a rant/waffle ✌🏻
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Jenn Gannon
6 years
Every time I see Vincent Gallo it reminds me of how I’ve spent most of my life loving explicitly awful men.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
OH. MY. GOD. I wish old Heat mag still existed for this moment.
@Tatlermagazine
Tatler
2 years
A new It couple debuted at Wimbledon over the weekend, as Alexa Chung appeared with actor Tom Sturridge – sat a row behind his former partner, Sienna Miller
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Jenn Gannon
3 years
This Captain Tom death is gonna be like pandemic Diana.
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Jenn Gannon
2 years
Hahhhaaa! This Grimes interview is even more insufferable than I thought it would be.
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
4 years
Rang my Mam there to wish her a Happy Mother’s Day & I couldn’t even get the words out before she told me she was eating a rasher & hung up. Never change ❤️
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
4 years
Thanks everyone, she’s okay now - we’re back to normal bemoaning the fact that we’ll never get the pivotal BTK ep of Mindhunter. 💔
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@thejenngannon
Jenn Gannon
2 years
I will have to set up my own helpline next week.
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