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@thejavawitch

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Coffee-dependent Magadonian. 1A/2A/Veterans/Coffee FB @codeofvets @RitaCosby @GuntherEagleman @ericmmatheny @kevincorke @michaeljohns @NickAdamsinUSA

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Prolly dropped outta his whitey tightie strap thingy... 🤷
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🎶 Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees. . . .🎶🤭
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A special shout out to a very special patriot. 🇺🇸 @UnionPatriot369 🇺🇸
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Wake the fuck up, libs! Here's a picture with words to help you get it! (I'd use "meme," but that may be too big of a word for them to comprehend.) 🤦
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Who did this? 🤭
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Texas Girl @Ilegvm is about to reach the 50k milestone. If you don't know already, she is one of the most amazing people on Twitter. A veteran who strongly supports our First and Second Amendments, how about we push her over goal? 🇺🇸💥 @Ilegvm 💥🇺🇸
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@thejavawitch
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MAGA family, I'd like to recognize small accounts. If you are under 5k followers---and ONLY under 5k---please leave your Twitter handle below and I will put you on a train. 🇺🇸☕🇺🇸☕🇺🇸☕🇺🇸☕🇺🇸☕🇺🇸
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My daddy was Army. Uncle a Marine. My papaw Navy and so we're several of my uncles. Several of my cousins are now all of them and Air Force. Thank every single one of you insanely amazing veterans. God bless you all 🙏🇺🇸🙏 #Veterans #VeteransFirst
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I have nothing more to add.
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We, the United States of America, are a Republic. Not a Democracy. Thank you.
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Pick one up at your local Starbucks, on sale today!
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