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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

3 months

♡ 🌸 bg3 edits thread! 🌸 ♡

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

they got shooed off and then immediately said FUCK THAT I have to thank everybody who ever felt seen and loved through astarion like I'm CRYINGGGGG RNNNN

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@softhosea

5 months

his speech made me cry so hard

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@theirclementine

7 months

IM CRYING AT NEILS REACTION TO GETTING DISAPPROVAL FROM ASTARION 🥺😭😭😭😭 THEN THEY RELOADED ASDSFDSGFWUWNJDJDNDIDIWKEJW

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@theirclementine

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sleepy girl

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5 months

sorry for talking about killing myself 47 times in the last hour Do u still want to hit

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@theirclementine

8 months

who wants to bet the next bg3 patch is going to be like "OK WE'RE SORRY WE SHAVED THE CAT" and we shall all sit there looking like this

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

IM HOWLINGGGG I broke up with Gale for fun and he started crying and blamed it on dust????¿? I'm marrying that man. that man is now mine for LIFE. me and him vs the world

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

spiderghost makes me giggle idk what to tell you

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

im so obsessed with the meme clip of simon staring at soap bc soap had just said something that simon didnt really have a response for. he's just LOOKING AT HIM and he got memed to HELL about it 😭 here is a man just looking. he's perceiving. pondering. analysing. contemplating.

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

no but he literally looks SO GOOD here??? The "fucking hell" just makes so much sense

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

Gale as HELLLLLLL

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@belllmonts

1 year

i miss when everyone on the timeline was talking about this video 🥺

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@theirclementine

1 year

soap looks soooo baby most of the time then you get him in that skull mask and he's a totally different energy. he's like... MEANER....

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

please im such a loser i try to use these pics as reference for ghostie and i giggle. i go hehe :) he's so FINE???

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

Ghost leans in to Soap’s shoulder pat I'm going to SCREAM

chia🫀bi buck

@murdvckx

1 year

Something about this, in particular this, still makes me feel utterly insane

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

please for the love of GOD do not mention soapghost in neil's stream it's so fucking embarrassing when someone comments TO HIM abt it 😭 just let him enjoy his little call of duty faves in the way that he wants to, and if that doesnt include shipping soapghost, that's fair enough

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

"if you must die, die knowing your life was my life's best part"

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

Obsessed with the idea price put soap with ghost to help draw Simon out of his shell so when Price finds out that it worked too well and they're 💕together💕, he's just like 😐🤨 and Simon is like "you can't just partner me up with a guy like that and not expect me to fuck him"

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

simon and johnny fall in bed, barely changed out of uniform, snuggle up together, and go to sleep. it's the kind of sleep where as soon as their heads hit the pillow, it's lights out. johnny wakes up in the night and finds dark BLOOD STAINS? all over simon's pillow!? (1/4)

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

im so sorry to the artist of the new ghost playing the guitar loading screen who FORGOT TO ADD THE TATTOOS?? pouring one out for them rn

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

THIS IS SO SIMON RILEY CODED

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@RespectfulMemes

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

4 months

Kiss him for me Galemancers I miss him

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

having scarily normal thoughts about ghost. so frighteningly normal that i would NOT be institutionalised. expressly normal. just call me dudebro because i'm such an average simon ghost riley enjoyer. i can assure you i don't think about him ever really. except. rn. but normally.

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

astarion if you ever make this face again I will kill everyone in the vicinity and then myself I am not kidding I will do literally anything for you my little vampire man

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

this appeared in my gallery so I knew the work group chat I accidentally ignore suddenly became interesting

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

7 months

it's easy to forget cuz we're all in a bit of a bubble in fandom spaces but Neil showcasing obvious ship content for a gay pairing in CALL OF DUTY of all things, as a main character, is so so so cool. feels like a fuck u to the homophobes who throw the f slur around in lobbies 🤙

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@quantumsapphx

7 months

NEIL IS A GHOAPER (CANON)?!!¿;;???

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

controversial question but would you kiss him on the forehead? poll below.

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

he's in pretty boy prison for being a boy who is too pretty

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

obsessed OBSESSED with the imagery of someone asking soap if ghost is actually a scary guy to get to know or if he's just putting it on to keep people at a distance and soap just saying "oh yeah no im definitely scared of him." just to keep up simon's Scary Guy Look

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@theirclementine

1 year

im crying i love them so much 😭😭

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

2 months

he's so stupid I need him carnally

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

there is simply not enough farah simping going on in this fandom. me n alex have to shoulder it all by ourselves? unbelievable

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

I like him but my god what a fucking loser

big popular angi 🥀🍉

@klaucedas

1 year

“What’s a ship you hate” “who’s your character that you’ll defend for everything” no who’s a character you like but you will slander them any chance you get

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

"Gaz is boring" yes I totally agree, the gaz from the og games is boring. sorry but he's so forgettable I have no idea what his personality was at ALL. And that is the ONLY gaz you could be talking about, because reboot gaz is so heartfelt and funny and well-rounded and sexy. duh

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@theirclementine

1 year

i'm so unbelievably dense i only realised TODAY that he's wearing his original mwii ghost mask and it was a little teehee callback moment. and i missed it. i MISSED IT. i've been playing mw for ten years and i MISSED IT. oh my god.

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes 💔

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

i think we as a community did not spend long enough talking about this image. and if you did no you didn't

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

3 months

I just took the wyll screenshot to end all screenshots

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

NO WHYYYYYY DID THEY CHOOSE THIS ANGLE??? we get SO MANY hips/crotch/ass shots in this game. they did that for me btw

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@theirclementine

1 year

simon being actually SO chatty but it's in his own way and the way his speech pattern works tends to shut people off without meaning to. closed sentences, abrupt/harsh tone, one word answers. he actually likes chatting too.... my man. my spooky pookie

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

zero thoughts

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

im fucked up

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

Soap and Ghost meeting up post-mission and Ghost asks him off handedly "You alright?" And Soap is like "nah I've got a killer headache" and Ghost kisses his forehead then acts as if nothing happened, and Soap is just there like 🧍‍♂️😳

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

Just realised both my cod bitches are blonde my god

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@theirclementine

1 year

this specific pic of ghost has the most profound effect on me

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

yeah old gaz looks like a "kyle 💀" but NEW GAZ? HE LOOKS LIKE A "KYLE😳😳😏🥴😩" do you get what I mean

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@theirclementine

1 year

ghost overhearing people talking about soap when they don't realise he's there, and it's ALL high praise and awe. soap is incredible, caring, valued, and nobody has anything negative to say at all. ghost has to smile bc hearing how loved soap is makes him feel all warm inside

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@theirclementine

1 year

i love soapghost because it really is just two guys. they're just dudes. they're. they are whatever this is. they're. it's . how else do you describe them. theyre some fucking guys

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@theirclementine

1 year

he is, and i cannot stress this enough, my little guy

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@theirclementine

5 months

these ppl have never once seen this scene and it SHOWS (or they have and they're convinced it's proof of how tav is manipulating him and continuing to disregard his feelings or newfound autonomy) like.... do they not listen to his words or something I'm just baffled

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@barcuswoot

5 months

damn how could tav treat him this way. sick

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

genuinely confused how people see how soap is in the game and STILL dont think he's constantly stressed and angry,,,, dont know what game i was playing but that dude is TENSE

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

there's religious trauma and then there's whatever the fuck Gale has going on

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

1 year

not so silly little

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1 year

strangers to friends to not admitting your friends to pining to lovers

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@theirclementine

1 year

im not saying anything specific but something i absolutely go apeshit about is soap kissing simon's mask and i dont mean where his mouth is, i mean on the skull bit. outer forehead kiss, skull cheekbone kiss. oh my god im going to CRY i just LOVE IT

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@theirclementine

1 year

SDJHSDJHSDJSJDH ME AND SOAPGHOST????????? literally me and soapghost

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arwen 🐻

@theirclementine

5 months

LMAOOO Astarion has the best break up scenes out there, this is hilarious 😭😭 love you baby boy, sorry for always breaking up with you

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@theirclementine

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relieved, johnny starts laughing pathetically. "what is it??" simon asks, and promptly regrets it. "your fucking face paint," johnny replies. simon, SO done with this shit, immediately slumps into the covers and goes back to sleep. johnny holds him a little tighter. (4/4)

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@theirclementine

1 year

@mik_d0 U REFERRED TO SOMEONE IN UR INSTA STORY AS A SPOOKY POOKIE AND I HAVENT STOPPED THINKING ABOUT IT SO FROM NOW ON I CAN ONLY THINK OF THAT PHRASE AND SIMON IN THIS SPECIFIC COMIC I-------

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@theirclementine

1 year

i'm so sorry it's not funny at all but with everyone drawing ghost with nipple piercings, i can just imagine him twinging in pain suddenly as they get caught on his clothing, then won't explain why he winced.

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@theirclementine

1 year

who the fuck is bitching about umiko? if you're bitching about A HUGE QUANTITY?!?! OF EXTREMELY HIGH QUALITY?!?!!? FANART?!?! OF YOUR FAV SHIP?!?!!? FOR FUCKING FREE??? then you're stupid ♥ :) hope this helps

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@theirclementine

1 year

hi new followers idk where you came from but im robyn and i have an art account which i really really want to grow 🥺 please follow me there for the good stuff (almost exclusively simon ngl)

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@theirclementine

5 months

you are so delusional if you think Gale would actually cuss out Tav tho NO WAYYYYY. cusses are so brief and concise, if he's arguing, his sentences are cold and 3 pages long

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@theirclementine

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me five minutes after I arrive at the plans I have been looking forward to for weeks, with friends I adore

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@theirclementine

1 year

yeah i just think that if ghost died in the field, soap wouldn't accept his death and would still drag his body to safety, holding his hands over a wound which is CLEARLY fatal. still doing cpr, still getting covered in blood which has stopped pumping. 🤷‍♀️

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@theirclementine

1 year

then simon turns the light on. the black turns to red. it's just simon's face paint he'd forgotten to take off before going to bed. in the dark, in johnny's fatigue, the black smudges so OBVIOUSLY paint now that he knows, had looked like blood. (3/4)

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@theirclementine

1 year

in his fear, he hastily wakes simon up by shaking him on the shoulders. naturally this is a horrible way to wake up, so simon, pissed off and very alarmed, raises his head to look at him and the blood is COMING FROM HIS EYES? johnny freaks out and now simon's freaking out! (2/4)

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@theirclementine

1 year

I can't believe they got Simon in that ugly fucking baggy wetsuit I was prepared to risk it all for a GLANCE of him in his lululemons 09 era wetsuit what the fuck I need to have a serious talk with someone from the design team for this

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@theirclementine

1 year

@mik_d0 no i love them so much?? i love them so much. they're your little guys first, and my little guys second. i love this pose and how they're both GRIPPING each other but make it tender? oh my god 😭

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@theirclementine

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@theswandrowned me when I leave my toxic work environment but still want to talk to my work wife

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@theirclementine

1 year

once again thinking about ka freaking BOOM baby like there was no fucking reason to say that so sexually i'm SERIOUS

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@theirclementine

1 year

john, internally: i aint afraid of no ghosts john, out load: scared shitless, mate.

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@theirclementine

1 year

and at the end of his tirade, john huffs and folds his arms and is like "anyway. did you have something to say to me or did ya just miss me, LT?" and simon stares at him derogatorily and john smiles at him and, again, simon is reassured that there is no way john is scared of him

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@theirclementine

6 months

@skarsghardy I love this take, I hadn't actually thought about it before 😭 also hits cazadors tragic "I've known you for 200 years haven't I suffered enough" joke home LMFAO

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@theirclementine

1 year

i love those tactical holster straps around their thighs that makes so much sense they are so useful and i truly feel so shockingly normal about them. specifically soaps ones. wait are they even holsters or is it a bag i dont care actually)

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@theirclementine

1 year

before I go to bed can we all just take a moment to mourn the little baby golden retriever I mean he ain't dead but worse: he's dark brunet now. and who cut his silly moustache I loved that

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@theirclementine

7 months

Tom: I accepted breaking my OATH

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@theirclementine

1 year

thinking about soap in this specific scene in this specific lighting rn

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@theirclementine

1 year

"is it wrong to fall in love while waiting to die? i just wanna live long enough for your eyes."

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@theirclementine

1 year

im going to sleep this WAS my sleep time soapghost thought but i had to share it sjdhjsdh

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@theirclementine

1 year

@umikochannart Simon after leaving those hickeys on soap 😳😳😳

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@theirclementine

1 year

Thinking about the first scene in the reboot where I was like "oh no... oh no I'm about to be so abnormal about this man" and I'm deadly serious it was this

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@theirclementine

1 year

i cant stop thinking about this setup. i cannot stop thinking about MY simon riley, whom i have consistently and violently maintained is oozing rizz (second only to alejandro vargas) putting on his stupid balaclava, then adding a GOD AWFUL golden mask, AND THEN PUTTING SUNNIES ON

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@theirclementine

1 year

simon being in a cafeteria overhearing someone in the bg, classic comic style, saying "i heard even soap's scared of him and they're like. inseparable." and simon's like ?? so he goes to find johnny to see if he can suss out if that's true

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@theirclementine

1 year

When they say deep water do they mean wetsuit. Do they mean wetsuit. Wetsuit? Wetsuit???? Lululemons teensy little tight WETSUIT? WHEN THEY SAY DEEP WATER DO THEY MEAN WETSUIT??? 22 GHOST IN A WETSUIT? SOMEONE ANSWER ME IS IT A WETSUIT

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@charlieINTEL

1 year

And new Skins for Captain Price and Ghost!

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@theirclementine

1 year

FUCK IT GONNA WRITE A FIC CALLED SIMON'S NICE DAY AND IT WILL BE SO CALMING AND SO RELAXING AND I PROMISE I WONT MAKE HIM CRY THIS TIME because i always seem to do that

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@theirclementine

1 year

why the fuck did simon say "quite the opposite" like does he realise how sexy that is. was it deliberate . then soap just says smth like i doubt that HAHAHASJDHSJDH fucking GET his ass

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@theirclementine

1 year

as john is talking shit, simon watches his body language and the way he's speaking. he doesn't even call him "sir" as often as he should, he's talking comfortably and casually and his body language reads as affectionate, NOT intimidated or scared. simon doesn't have to ask :)

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@theirclementine

1 year

orgasm denial but it's update denial because i keep refusing to let my laptop restart to update itself

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@theirclementine

1 year

(if that IS true he'd be pretty upset about it because simon has done everything he knows how to do to convey that they're close and soap is trusted, so if soap all the while has been SCARED OF HIM?? that would suck bc HOW ELSE DO YOU SAY IT??)

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@theirclementine

1 year

holy fucking shit. bro i'm going to be thinking about this image for the rest of my life. my god. MY GOD. help. help. help. sos.

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@theirclementine

7 months

@ltcmdrwilliams The comedic timing of this is too much omg 😭😭

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@theirclementine

2 months

@akephaloii damn he wasn't kidding when he said there's something about a fight that really gets him going

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@theirclementine

1 year

anyway when he does find johnny, he is immediately thrown into the longest most intense conversation about the tiniest INSIGNIFICANT bug bear that john has been aggravated by today. he's talking shit about the design of some gun because he always manages to nick his skin.

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@theirclementine

1 year

Soap is 26 SINCE WHEN IM CONFUSED I thought he was like. A grown up. Wdym he's a baby

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@theirclementine

1 year

graves is so american coded he could stand there in the corner of the room and i'd just know he was american. i'd know it without him speaking, without his little us of a badge on his outfit. that there, is an american man.

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@theirclementine

1 year

soap's like "is it your back, old man?" and ghost is like "nah, piercing snagged" and soap stands there MYSTIFIED, and has to guess where the piercings are. simon will not tell him because it's just funnier that he doesn't know

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@theirclementine

3 months

BABY BOY

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@theirclementine

8 months

@beelovesmilfss i love this whole clip but SPECIFICALLY this moment

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@theirclementine

1 year

alejandro: "i cant call soap "johnny"" soap: "dont. only ghost can pull that off"

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@theirclementine

1 year

Aw mannnnnn typo :( I meant the red turns to black obviously because Johnny just THINKS it's red bc what else would it be? Nd it's dark. I'm so ksskjsjd

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@theirclementine

1 year

mischievous thoughts are racing thru my mind rn

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