Regina Phalange @theianseerawr Twitter profile

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

3 months

Orang kata, berangan tu free.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Saya kurang bersetuju la letak polis bantuan yang hensem kt MRT untuk amek suhu. Confirm la temperature naik.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

3 years

Letop abang shopee express punya stickers 🤣

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

3 years

That one sad indonesian song yang buat kau auto meroyan padahal tengah takde masalah cinta pun

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 months

Makcik ni kereta ke?

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@anthraxxx781

5 months

Chup parking

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

6 months

Laki aku suruh stop shopping kt tiktok live sebab dari pagi tak benti. Aku cakap okay aku nak tgk je live tapi tak beli dah. Sekali seller dalam live ckp kuat “Thank you kak Dian. Esok kami shipped”. 😔

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Sakit jiwa tengok kes ni. Parents gadai tanah & kereta nak bayar juta2 rupiah so that anak dia dapat jadi askar. Konon kabel tpi scammer. Setahun anak dia mati dibunuh, parents ingat anak tengah training askar. Pembunuh dtg melawat parent siap bergambar. 😫

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Sesi survey bersama anak-anak. So far, jawapan diorg memberansangkan

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

MRT penuh gila tadi so aku suruh laki aku je masuk sbb working hours aku lambat lagi, aku leh tunggu next train. Pastu laki aku cm “yangg” sambil hulur2 tgn. Yg dlm MRT tu pandang kitorg cm aku ngan dia terpisah kt border Korea utara-selatan. #CrashLandingOnMRTmaluri

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

3 years

Lepas tgk Tinder Swindler & Inventing Anna, laki aku confess ckp dulu dia pun penah kena scam puluh ribu. Aku ckp tkpe la citer lama. Tapi dia ckp ade citer baru. Dah 4 tahun bini masih scam pakai card dia order Grabfood & cakap tak tau cmne nak remove card altho wife keje Grab.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

Me: “Yank, tolong kopek udang. Nak try udang tu.” Him: “okay. Mama nak jugak?” *pandang mak aku* Mama: “Takpe, mama still ada tangan lagi.” Ada sape nampak roh aku? Tercampak keluar dari jasad kejap tadi.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

2 years

Tips perkahwinan: Jangan pernah tugaskan suami kau untuk cari hotel.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

❤️

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Weh aku tak faham konsep mak aku konon nak surprisekan aku, dia beli barang kt lazada and post ke office aku. Tapi CASH ON DELIVERY.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

2 years

Immigration officer tnya aku dtg Jakarta atas urusan ape. Aku jwb “ikut suami” & point to him yg dh lepas immigration coz he’s local. Then laki aku buat muka berkerut kenkonon tak kenal aku. Officer tu tnya “are u telling the truth?”. Mlm tu aku tido katil, laki aku tido sofa.

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@Injang_Nation

2 years

Kepada kaki travel sekalian, apa pengalaman paling memalukan yang hampa pernah alami masa dok travel ke sana-sini? Kongsikan, maybe boleh gelak sama-sama or jadi pengajaran/iktibar buat semua.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 months

If you grew up with happily married parents or having a good dad, elakkan la cakap “Ape jadi sekalipun, dia tetap bapak kau” dekat anak perempuan dari broken family. I said what I said.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

He was done with me, taking pics of our food 🤣

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 months

Mixue boleh jual air 3-4 hengget je and still boleh survive banyak outlets. So boleh la jual murah senanyer?!

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 years

Bila aku stress, aku akan tengok video youtuber Indo buat parody ghost hunting & sorang2 kena rasuk jadi batu la pintu la ape la 🤣

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

6 years

Dia perli insta aku banyak muka laki aku. Kalau insta aku penuh muka laki dia, baru dia tau langit tinggi rendah.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Anything that comes out of nicholas saputra’s mouth is poetry im tellin ya

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@UNICEFIndonesia

4 years

Jangan abaikan perasaanmu, baik itu sedih ataupun kecewa. Terima dan ungkapkan apa yang kamu rasakan ke orang-orang tercinta.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Dia punya marah mcm Sarah Yasmine tu ganggu keselamatan negara. Pasal jantan je kot. Tibeh

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@mstaronline

5 months

“Berambus! Settle negara kau”… Erma Fatima minta Sarah Yasmine henti ‘kenduri’ sebar aib, desak SKMM ambil Tindakan #mstar240430 #mstar

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Pelawak Indonesia, Ridwan Remin, menceritakan tentang mitos Nasi Menangis 😂😂😂

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Aku letih betul la Monica ni minum air pakai tangan. Patut la air berbulu je

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Sudah-sudahlah amek tahu pasal rumahtangga orang. (Btw kenapa Ruhainies nak mintak maaf kt Sarah jugak mcm dia tu 2nd wife? Ke penyondol sisterhood?)

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Husband appreciation post at 1.30am: every time i see you, i’d kick myself for not being grateful at times just coz i dont have kids. Some people complain about their husbands when I have one who has everything that they wish their husbands had.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

10 years

Aku: jom kuar. Bila free? Dia: bila2 okay je. Aku tk busy sgt. Aku: esok jom. Dia: esok tkleh. Ade hal. Tuhan, lindungi aku dri jenayah.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Aku letih la kalau tugaskan laki aku utk amek grabfood. Cepat hilang focus 😫

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

Everytime I see a kid’s birthday party at McD, I’d get excited. Coz kecik2 dulu teringin tapi tak pernah dapat. I’m 35 this year. Is it too late for me to have one this year? Will yalls come to an adult’s birthday party at McD????

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Laki aku bru citer pasal haunted office building di tengah2 Jakarta. Nama dia Menara Saidah. Dibina pd 2001. By 2009 dh kosong semua pindah.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 years

Hai @KFCmalaysia . Ni itik ke?

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Bila kau cuba jadi alim time bulan puasa tapi kawan-kawan paksa buat dosa.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 months

“Setiap wanita adalah ibu”. Done nangis!

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@tattyhassan

4 months

Bagus abang ni. Kena bagi tips lebih 😂

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Harap pihak RapidKL pantau. Pantau perangai saya ni.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Antara sebab utama aku bukan Doctor

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Finally jumpa laki indo suka buat duet lagu2 indo lama kt tiktok wohoo!!

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Orang tengah shooting video clip ni mak aku dok membebel2 ape ntahhh

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Siap tipu ckp anak dia dah nak tamat latihan. Parents simpan duit nak travel beratus km nak tgk majlis tamat latihan. Dah sampai, berminggu-minggu takde khabar berita. I cannot 😫

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

@adzra Dia dibunuh kt daerah yg jauh gila dri kg dia. Polis jumpa mayat tpi tkde sape claim. Lepas setahun scammer bagi alasan, parents gi ngadu kt maskas askar kt situ then kantoi la penipu. Then dia terpaksa ngaku ape dia buat

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

Scary buduh lift kt resort kt Bali putus. 5 staff meninggal. 😫

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

9 years

Aku: sakitnya period pain. Bersalin ntah cmne ntah. Mak: haah. Lagi sakit. Pastu belum tentu anak tu dengar cakap. Ape salah aku?

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Kemalangan ngeri di Jakarta, Indonesia. (Slow-mo)

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 months

Bestnya makan dalam vibe2 pusat tuition

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

8 months

Si suami dah ada 4 isteri then kantoi selingkuhan dengan cowok. Isteri ke-3 mengadu kt mak mertua, mak mertua panggil dukun sebab ingat anak dia dirasuk setan. Dukun bawak geng gi bunuh anak dia. Pengsan aku baca kes konoha ni.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Siapa nak tengok full chronology, utube vid paling clear is this (bahasa indo yang paling senang faham)

SETAHUN GK PULANG DIKABARKAN LULUS TNI DAN SEDANG BERTUGAS, TERNYATA...

semoga ada pembelajaran yg bisa kita petik dari kasus ini ya ngab, semoga kita cukup tau kisah dan ceritanya aja, jangan sampe ngalamin langsung.. serem.----...

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

Untung kurus muat nak curi baju housemate.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 months

Ada yang dah penat duduk dalam almari lama sangat

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Someone once questioned my husband why dia “membazir” duit layan isteri suka staycation. Membazir kt isteri? Ape tu? Tak faham.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

9 years

Kalau malas nak layan whatsapp someone, reply je ckp tengah drive. Kalau nak nmpk lebih real, buat typo. "Sorru, tengaj drbw".

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

9 years

Aku terbaca shortform yang paling iblis sekali so far. Guess what "per11" is? "Persatuan". Kill me once you get it.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Anyway I’m 30kg lighter today! Wohooo

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@theianseerawr

4 years

@Fakhrul_IJOY Dari mata dan kening kita dah boleh nampak kejantanan mereka wak

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 years

This video has been playing in my head since yesterday. First time tengok orang gaduh guna tujahan cmtu. 😩

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@theianseerawr

1 year

@akurazal Biar pintu tu jadi saksi cinta kami

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

10 years

"Bang, bagi cucur tu RM3" "Nah" "mekasih. Bape ringgit, bang?"

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

Padah dia balik night shift.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Often aku sedih takde anak, sampai lupa rezeki suami baik dah 4 tahun Allah bagi. 😢

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

1 year

@__loveshak Tak, masalahnya i end up naik train tu jgk cuma different door 🤣

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@theianseerawr

6 months

@chahsudah Susahnya nak berbelanja secara anon 😔

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@theianseerawr

4 years

I have finally gone crazy. 🤣 Beribu sesalan - Dian Amzah , Dian Baizurah, & Dian Victor #PKPKaraoke

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@theianseerawr

6 years

What if luxury boutique staffs are supposed to be cocky just to make you buy things so you can proof to them u can afford them? Do u ever think of that? No. You only think of urself. Tibah

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Sorry la aku memang suka citer2 indo yang typical arranged marriage memula tak suka pastu cinta mati. 🤣

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@theianseerawr

4 years

@evvok Kau ingat aku faham? Ni dia dh smpi umah dia explain depan2 pun mcm lagi byk soalan dari jawapan skrg ni

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

8 years

Kenapa orang HR skrg pesen suka dedah resumE orang kt socia media pastu gelak2kan? Punya la tak beretika.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 months

I mean, I’m happy you’re happy but don’t tell others how to be happy when they dont have the same priviledge as you, hun.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

6 years

Kalau aku komen kt gambar anak orang cakap anak dia comel, mesti org tu reply, “Thanks. Lepas ni u pulak hehe”. Lepas ni aku pulak ape? Aku pulak comel?

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

8 years

Kau ingat cute?

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

I asked @keemmazni for the LRT routes I should take from Cempaka to Damai. This is how he explained in his voicenotes....

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

10 years

Hari tu aku tweet "mak kita goreng nugget. Mak awak?". Pastu ade org reply "mak kita dh tkde". Terus aku delete tweet & mkn nugget dendiam.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

2 years

Well, seeing him happy makes me happy :’)

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@theianseerawr

9 years

What puberty did to me. (Kawan hanjeng aku buat) http://t.co/oqZqnau9qb

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

It’s our 4th year together and never have i ever heard you raise ur voice, said anything hurtful, forced me to do anything I don’t like. You’re my greatest supporter, my best friend, my listener. The only thing you’re bad at is cooking, hence why I’m the cook in the family 🤣

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@theianseerawr

8 years

Walking down the aisle with someone who chooses to never look at any of my weaknesses #DianXDhoan

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@theianseerawr

2 years

Chandler’s going home today, with his 3 legs ❤️❤️

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@theianseerawr

6 months

@kkkkayy11 I mcm mengeras sambil pegang phone tadi….

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

2 years

@idespisecats I punya muka time tu

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@theianseerawr

7 months

Hari tu mcm kena kacau dgn bunyi ketuk pintu tapi takde orang. Laki aku kata dia akan ketuk 6 kali nak buktikan tu dia. Tapi salah kira. 😫

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

6 years

I met this person 8 years ago at Adam Lambert’s concert. A few months ago he joined the company I work in. We became new friends before knowing we’ve met 8 years ago. What a small world. We obviously have better makeup skills now. 😂

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@theianseerawr

5 years

@loofranchot Diorg ni walaupun acting kaku but content kreatif and original. Aku perhatiiii je 😂

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

My husband turns 40 today. So I wrote a stupid story book he surprisingly likes.

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@theianseerawr

2 years

@sxrvhm U should be suggesting a punishment not a pleasure. Eh tiber

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@theianseerawr

2 years

Pakcik membebel dlm cockpit

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

4 years

Dalam gambar nampak cm baik je. Tak nampak mcm makhluk-makhluk perosak perabot, perkakas elektrik, langsir dan permaidani.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

6 years

Hati Kama, versi Tamil

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

7 years

The racist supervisor of JD Sports, Pavilion has been sacked after his msg went viral.He forbids muslim staffs to go for prayers & that they should just resign if they disagree.Im happy coz my bro works there. he can finally go for prayers now. Imagine if the msg never went viral

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@theianseerawr

6 months

@pelisahh Adopted him (yang kanan. Yang kiri tu suami) from someone who found him in a drain. Dari kucing penuh kutu, now jadi kucing penuh personality & tantrum.

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@theianseerawr

6 years

By the way my 7-year-old nephew bought this baby prawn at his school for RM1. Sape scam anak sedara aku ni baik mengaku? Dia siap bagi nama kt udang ni. Udang ni nama ‘Aimin’ skrg niii

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

10 years

Takmo upload selfie banyak2 letak dalam collage takmo takmo http://t.co/3RqU60Pxn1

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

5 months

Okay done mute. Dari semalam sampai hari ni dok ngutuk orang beraya. It’s not our fault your raya sucks and nobody loves you. Bye nak panaskan kuah kacanggg

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@theianseerawr

6 months

Plot twist kt embassy tadi. Mind fucked kejap aku.

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@theianseerawr

6 months

@loofranchot Adui lupa pulak ni memang default template taste kau 🤣

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@theianseerawr

7 years

Nak masak tpi malas potong2. Dlm food channel diorang potong2 cepat je. Happy je. Kalau aku? Ada nampak mummy senyum? Mummy tk nak shima senyum. Dh la. Order foodpanda je la.

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

3 years

Bila kau lagi sado dari abang gym

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@theianseerawr

10 months

Dugaan di tempat kerja

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@theianseerawr

2 years

My baby, having the time of his life ❤️

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@theianseerawr

8 months

Kalau kaya, nak buat cat shelter boleh tak? Semua kucing kau tak nak, bagi kt aku. Tapi tu la. Selain kaya, mental kena kuat setiap kali ada kucing mati 🥲

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@theianseerawr

5 years

Bila tengah santai dalam air, tetibe awan cm mendung

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Regina Phalange

@theianseerawr

10 years

"Kenapa muka kau tk mcm orang Sarawak?" Kau expect kt dahi aku ada kek lapis?

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