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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

4 years

aight imma make a thread of my tweets about robert

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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

4 years

looks like period blood in toilet bowl

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@pelisahh

3 years

me practising to be a sheep so they could export me to new zealand

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@pelisahh

2 years

still tak boleh move on dapat hadiah kahwin washing machine and dryer 😭

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@pelisahh

4 years

when johan was still a baby and havent eaten solid food, robert tried to feed him ikan goreng 😌

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@pelisahh

3 years

im so happy for him :"""")

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@pelisahh

1 year

see what happens when men are in love???

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@pelisahh

3 months

apesal dia makin muda

King Johnnys

@johnnabes

1 year

From this To this

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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

7 months

the way he broke down after being hugged and kissed. thats him finally feeling safe and no longer in survival mode 😭

TIMES OF GAZA

@Timesofgaza

7 months

Survivor of Al-Ahli (Al-Ma’madani) hospital massacre.

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@pelisahh

6 months

Coldplay - Malaysian Rain: I've been to Europe I have been to Spain But there's nothing quite as beautiful as the Malaysian rain Whenever I'm down Whenever I'm in pain I love to stand in Malaysian rain Whenever I feel like I shouldn't have been born I stand in the rain and it…

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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

2 years

my husband is working from home this week. yesterday i came home to 2 loads of laundry done, dishes washed and arranged, floors swept. if he keeps this up i might end up paying him nafkah

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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

1 year

why does Tun M refuse to retire at 97 while i am 26 and i wish i can retire by 27?

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@pelisahh

7 months

me: *bagi satu kereta masuk lane i* kereta lagi satu: nak masuk gak me: aip satu je oleyh

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@pelisahh

3 months

this is not cute at all. this is child labor. pls report.

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@pelisahh

29 days

bagi duit raya kat budak2 memang best. tapi tahu tak bagi duit raya kat working adults lagi best 🤣 sebab diorang mcm taken aback gila like "wtf ko srs la aku pun dapat?" pastu diorang appreciative gila hahaha

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pel calico lover

@pelisahh

2 months

HIDUNG DIA ADA HEART 🖤

Najihah Najlaa

@Earghh

2 months

Pujangga hati🤤❤️

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@pelisahh

1 year

can we as a society stop hiring cats? i dont want to stereotype but so far semua yang i nampak are lousy workers who always menculas

Mohammad Faeez Harith

@H_Bakkaniy

1 year

Aih amil ni tidur pulak, macam mana orang nak bayar fitrah ni?

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@pelisahh

1 year

my husband talks in his sleep sometimes. but this morning is next level. bro did a presentation in his sleep 😭😭😭

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@pelisahh

2 years

tambahan: i dont believe in gender roles but i believe buang sampah adalah kerja kaum lelaki sebab its trash bin, bukan trash binti. tq

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@pelisahh

4 months

tadi kan i tengah berlalalala cruising thru the highway. pastu tiba2 ada 2 motor polis suruh i switch lanes. i pun switch la. dalam hati cam "aduh menteri mana la ni. hadap je la jem macam orang lain 😒" RUPANYA!!!!!!!!

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@pelisahh

3 years

just standard oyen behaviour

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@pelisahh

2 months

shuben: *masih berwuduk* me: i rasa macam nak demam la him: yeke b? *puts his palm on my forehead* me: eh???? u dah solat ke? bukan u ada wuduk ke??? him: ASAL U BATALKAN WUDUK I???? me: U YANG PEGANG I VOLUNTARILY him: YELA SEBAB U GODA I

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@pelisahh

3 years

the female peacock: tiber sial

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@pelisahh

4 years

tiap2 hari robert sambut balik kerja. usually he's outside the gate so i'll just say to the grab driver "bang berhenti kat kucing tu je"

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@pelisahh

4 years

"bro are you asleep alrdy?" "ok goodnight"

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@pelisahh

2 months

weh dia ada wings

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@ndhsrm

2 months

Betina yang suka sangat jadi stray. Dah nak 2 tahun pun rupa macam baru je kutip kat pasar😤

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@pelisahh

2 years

was in the middle of post-makeup shoot and suddenly my very shy cat came over to photobomb 😂

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@pelisahh

2 months

nape dia terkejut

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@pelisahh

8 months

hari ni i bawak bekal pergi kerja, so maknanya esok i boleh beli lunch yang harga 2 kali lagi mahal than usual. girl math

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@pelisahh

2 years

menantu malas masak 🤝 mak mentua rajin bagi makanan

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@pelisahh

10 months

my husband and mine's offices are so far from each other (cant have lunch dates), so everytime he gets to wfh he tries to trick me into having lunch with him 🤣

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@pelisahh

7 months

knowing that babies usually do this lepas diorang dah penat menangis tapi tak dapat2 susu so they ended up self-soothing. i cant... 😭

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@localrkyt

7 months

Baby yang tengah kelaparan susu ibunya yang sudah tiada di dunia akibat pengeboman zionis israel. 🥹😭

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@pelisahh

3 months

[CC] Aku dari family b40 kawin dgn wife dari family t20. Masa first time nk jumpa family wife tu masa raya so semua family ada, cuak gila bila sampai nampak kereta mahal bersusun. Aku sampai tergagap gagap berpeluh. Alhamdulillah semua layan baik. After kawin, banyak cultural…

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@pelisahh

22 days

shuben: i think im doing alright. at the age of 28 i dah ada BMW me: u mana ada BMW shuben: ada. Beautiful Muslim Wife

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@pelisahh

1 year

paying RM42 to give birth is just so wild to me. macam harga makan mcd untuk dua orang 😭 i love malaysia

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@pelisahh

3 years

the zikir the baby

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@pelisahh

10 months

me everytime tolak troli lotus's/tesco

Jeremy Judkins

@jeremyjudkins_

10 months

Why is this vehicle driving in italics? 😭

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@pelisahh

1 year

gejala cop parking ni betul2 dah getting out of hand 😡

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@pelisahh

1 year

my favourite genre of tweet is watching cat parents talk shit about their cats while at the same time loving that same cat more than their own life

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@pelisahh

9 months

my 4yo nephew tak suka durian. waktu semua orang tengah makan durian kat meja makan, dia tak join. semua org cam "johan, jomlah makan durian" and he politely declined by saying "takpe, johan puasa" (dia baru lepas lunch💀) WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT? ko ramadan pun tak puasa 🤣

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@pelisahh

3 years

pls this is so cute 🥺🥰 a male friend created a whatsapp group with few girl friends to learn about period pain management for his girl (who is going through it) 😂 ladies if he wanted to, he would

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@pelisahh

1 year

i cant lah with the comments 🤣🤣🤣

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@pelisahh

2 years

im banning my husband from using instagram now

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@pelisahh

8 months

seniors batch atas i cerita, batch diorang ada sorang mamat ni budak tahfiz kena banned forever daripada jadi imam surau. sebab ada sekali tu dia jadi imam solat terawih, dia pi habiskan al-baqarah dalam 8 rakaat.

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@hourlymalaytwt

8 months

can yall drop the craziest drama that happened in your uni? im feeling nosy

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@pelisahh

1 year

baru ingat nak sweet2 belikan shuben coconut shake sebab cuaca panas harini tapi tu lah siapa suruh balik lambat 😭😭😭

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@pelisahh

4 years

i pray i meet my Creator in my best form, whilst doing a good thing, and at the peak of my iman level.

BERNAMA

@bernamadotcom

4 years

Suspek kes pecah rumah maut dalam kemalangan ngeri

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@pelisahh

4 years

really proud of malaysians for taking matters into their own hands

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@pelisahh

8 months

bila anak aku dah remaja nanti, aku takkan marah dia kalau dia asik tidur je. sebab waktu dia baby, which is semalam, aku sampai merayu2 mintak dia tidur 😭 mungkin doa aku akan dimakbulkan lagi 13 tahun 🤲🏼

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@pelisahh

4 months

betullah orang cakap marriage is just talking to your partner 70% of the time cuz why is this man bothering me when im cooking

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@pelisahh

10 months

my cousin tumpang duduk rumah my parents during his whole internship bcs it's closer to his office. my mum of course excited, but ko tengoklah perangai anak baru dia ni 😤

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@pelisahh

3 years

highlight of my 2020 was definitely PKP ramadan. it was beautiful. alhamdulillah.

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@pelisahh

2 months

KO APESAL BAGI NAMA DIA CAMTU

aræ

@zahraekhadijah

2 months

THIS IS ANTATS TIME TO SHINE

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@pelisahh

4 years

my sister: *bought a new car* my cat:

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@pelisahh

4 years

followed my dad to the US when i was 12, went to the middle school there, and this is one of the things they taught us in sex education

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@pelisahh

1 year

naurrrr not the sidechick and the boss pakai baju matching DURING the wife's birthday??!!?

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@yuyurosli_

1 year

@twtbiy harini bakai baju apa?

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@pelisahh

2 years

yesterday i wanted to go home from PKNS. booked a driver both on Grab (RM18) and AirAsia (RM15) but after 5 minutes no one accepted my booking. decided to just hop into the taxi nearby. it was a metered taxi and i was only charged RM11. We have gone full circle.

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@pelisahh

2 months

[CC] Girls, korang lepas kahwin memang terus jadi clingy ke? My wife dulu before kahwin jenis independent do-things-on-her-own kinda girl and thats the reason I got attracted to her. Tapi lepas je kahwin, bila I kena outstation 3-4 hari gitu dia selalu call I malam malam nangis…

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@pelisahh

9 months

bro can afford a tesla but cant afford ivf treatments

OH! MEDIA

@ohtweet

9 months

“Nak Bagi Aku Anak Meh Sini” – Abang Tesla Akhirnya Jawab Punca Kahwin Dua? - | #abangtesla #kahwindua #tiktok #trending

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@pelisahh

18 days

kak kenapa ko bela penguin

dumbbil🇵🇸

@innerella

18 days

Sit up nak kecikkan peyut

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@pelisahh

4 years

unpopular opinion: baju kurung klasik looks so much better on freehaired girls because of the neckline skdkskkskdks

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@pelisahh

8 months

bencilah tadi i tengah merajuk dengan husband, taknak cakap dengan dia. pastu dia pujuk i dengan umpan gossip. he was like "b.... i ada gossip baru tau. kalau u nak tahu, u kena pegang tangan i dulu" i was there like

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@pelisahh

1 year

friendly reminder that if you and your bf/gf is on a long distance relationship and you travelled to see them, u cannot jamak 😃

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@pelisahh

4 years

the way my mum has been supporting her local area's smol businesses using my money 💯💯💯😂❤️

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@pelisahh

3 years

sedap sangat kot peluk bontot abang robert. susah betul nak bangun pagi ni.

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@pelisahh

2 years

dude went 48hrs without rosmah. hes glowingggg

MYNEWSHUB

@mynewshub

2 years

Gambar yang buat mahacai rasa nak gila....Bossku segak bergaya dan senyum penuh sempoi pagi ni....harapan mahacai nak tengok Najib gundah gulana tidak kesampaian...😀😃😄😄

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@pelisahh

1 year

malaysian parents on 22 nov 2023

Kiddocare

@kiddocaremy

1 year

@xdidiandrax Parents nak pergi concert Coldplay tapi takde siapa nak jaga anak? Jangan risau, Kiddocare kan ada 😉 Carer kita boleh jaga anak di rumah/hotel, sampai malam or even stay sampai esok pagi. So no worries, just enjoy your time at the concert 💕

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@pelisahh

4 years

i hope no one judges the mum for doing this. dia bagi nama yang baik, pakaikan baju, letak selimut supaya tak sejuk, sediakan baby wipes, letak kat tempat ibadah in hopes that orang baik2 yang jumpa and bela anak dia. she loves him and wants the best for him, tapi dia tak mampu.

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@pelisahh

10 months

its giving tayammum

Princess Jiee ◡̈

@najihahshahrel

10 months

#TIL Chinchilla takleh mandi guna air sebab they have a very thick fur so boleh kena skin infection etc. Jadi Chinchilla takes DUST bath.

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@pelisahh

6 months

they are beyond burnt out 🥺 #ceasefireNOW

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@pelisahh

1 year

sebelum kahwin i always have trouble sleeping (cant sleep until 2,3am). selepas kahwin i sleep early and get deep, quality sleep. rupanya solusinya cumalah tidur dalam pelukan suami 🫣

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@jyrhighness

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beshnya kahwin. get to share a bed with the loml everyday and before/after sleep dapat guling guling & giggle hehe huhu.

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@pelisahh

1 year

my 4yo nephew nak show off his anatomy knowledge. dia cakap "my heart is right here *points to his chest*" lepastu my husband tanya "do you know where is uncle's heart?" nephew pointed to husband's chest. husband was like "no my heart is right here *points at me" me:

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@pelisahh

1 year

personal hit tweet

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@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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@pelisahh

6 months

aku benci tiktok fr 😭🤣 credit: leemaoais

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@pelisahh

11 months

i love my family better from a distance 🥰

chagiya

@ebahthoughts

11 months

“yang duduk rumah lebih cenderung jadi anak derhaka rather than yg duduk jauh” mehla duduk rumah all the time dulu, tengok derhaka ke tak, ingat tak doa ke hari hari utk dapat kesabaran yg banyak

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@pelisahh

26 days

tips melabur - kalau takde tandas cangkung, letak stool kecik bawah kaki. sangat membantu untuk melabur dengan lancar

Adli Ishak

@theofficialadli

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Tips melabur - Don't invest in something you don't understand

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@pelisahh

3 years

raihan forever dapat royalty in pahala form everytime ramadan comes cuz i be SINGING my niat puasa every night

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@pelisahh

2 months

im in the mood to see some kucing tuxedo. pls share gambar kucing tuxedo korang. make sure share yang handsome sahaja

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@pelisahh

3 years

buatlah private account with 0 followers 😅

𝒌𝒆𝒃𝒂

@akbarazman

3 years

Aku tak suka orang tanya macam ni. Especially based on my tweets. Reasons why aku tweet sebab aku just nak luah apa aku rasa je. I don’t want people to know why thats why aku tak cari sesiapa untuk share my feelings.

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@pelisahh

2 months

PLS DROP UR KUCING2 YANG DIBERI NAMA PELIK, PANJANG, KELAKAR, OR NAMA SEMPENA BINATANG LAIN (i.e kucing diberi nama "cicak") bonus point kalau kucing tu muka bodoe

Najihah NA (✈️- The Eras Tour 3/3/24 🖤)

@aintnajihah

2 months

@pelisahh Request kucing yang nama pelik-pelik & kelakar! I'll start first, Watashiwa KokoRina desu.

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@pelisahh

11 months

this man will literally give everything to georgina except for a hand in marriage 😭

Noi 🌻

@sarramonez

11 months

Where is my ronaldo….?

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@pelisahh

2 years

normalise tengking politicians yang turun padang lepas habis perhimpunan nanti

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@pelisahh

1 month

ASSALAM KORANG, KORANG ADA KUCING YANG BERKERJAYA KE???? SAYA NAK TENGOK KUCEN BEKERJA!!!!

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@pelisahh

2 years

because Bangkok

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@ruffleseed

2 years

Dont know why the Thais bent their ikan kembung like this.

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@pelisahh

2 months

ma'am... thats batman...

aedily ♪

@kaexpy

2 months

@pelisahh hensem tak

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@pelisahh

5 months

Can anyone share rasa dicintai dan mencintai bila dah berkahwin? 🥹 Tolong reply sebanyak mungkin. Saya nak blushing dan cuci otak dari kes curang. — LETSGOOOO!! THIS IS OUR CHANCE WANITA TERPALING BERLAKI!!!!!

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@pelisahh

1 month

bukan ke usually kalau kita nampak perempuan cantik and bila dia reveal yang dia orang kelantan, otak kita went like "ooooo patutlahhhh"? ke i je yang camni?

Evenstar

@ArwenmhEvenstar

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Di pagi Jumaat di bulan Ramadan. Terbaca komen yang boleh mengundang zero marks in my puasa. 🧘🏻‍♀️💣💥

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@pelisahh

1 month

ya Allah the ekor tersidai kat tepi 😍 such a glorious creature

rose colored girl 💋

@sinahhaifos

1 month

@pelisahh Mampu jd pengasuh jeee

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@pelisahh

4 years

the americans eat like they have free healthcare

Insider Food

@insiderfood

4 years

US vs UK KFC

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@pelisahh

4 months

aku geram lah tengok kucing padat mampat mcm ni rasa nak tepuk bontot 😭

Zizi 🌸

@nadzhamidon

4 months

@ygnilcc @pelisahh Kucin kita sama laaa

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@pelisahh

4 years

My mother is Malay, my father is Malay. I chose be a burden to everyone.

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@pelisahh

2 months

ni sumpah size kambing aqiqah

Wolbach Chomusuke🇵🇸

@ZackAvaricious

2 months

Ehem.

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@pelisahh

10 months

my daughter: sofia my daughter apabila dibedung: popia

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@pelisahh

2 months

ya Allah isnt she the one that got postpartum depression after receiving harsh treatment by a nurse at a gomen spital 😭

scha in her this is me trying era 🧚🏼

@totallyfreaks

2 months

gila eh bini beranak laki curangg 🥲🥲

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@pelisahh

4 months

nape dia pakai bikini kat mulut

𝙼𝙰𝙼𝙸 𝙹𝙰𝚁𝚄𝙼 Copy Ori

@_ik4hafizie

4 months

@pelisahh Hampir gemuk, dah boleh fatshame tak lama lagi.

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@pelisahh

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macam mana nak focus bila shuben tengah bercerita ek? like hes there talking on and on about his day and im looking at him, and my mind went "bapak ensem siot mamat ni". context: dia (shuben) baru potong rambut

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@pelisahh

2 months

[CC] menangis i baca cc anon teringin makan waffle tu. i can relate. dulu gaji i melebihi keperluan. i was in my 20s, single, stable job, owned a car, rumah provided by my company, working in a small town with sufficient savings. until one day, my sister in law called me…

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@pelisahh

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KENAPA EKOR DIA DIDNT EVEN TRY 😭