Thabani Mnyama @thabanimnyama Twitter profile

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Thabani Mnyama

@thabanimnyama

6 years

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress. -Unknown.

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1 year

@Bornakang 😂😭 you never know when you get invited to eat and there is no salt to add to the nice meal 🤣

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1 year

@Bornakang We definitely need a sequel to this video because there’s just way too damn much going on.

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1 year

@Bornakang Glad it went this well 😅

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@Bornakang For $500 you can buy a whole cow and eat all the meat you want back in Zimbabwe. Paying $100 for that is mad business 😂

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@RearViewGone @Cassius75495871 @Bornakang 😭🤣😂 this shouldn’t be this funny dang

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@Mmatapa_anita So a company designed a submarine with the aim to make it very easy to operate, because of that they put one button inside, and the submarine is controlled by a joystick like the ones which control play station game consoles. The sub is called the Titan, it was going to sightsee

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1 year

@Bornakang I can only imagine what was going through her mind, she stared with such sheer admiration 😅

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1 year

@DailyLoud And the daughter was at the party…allegedly.

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1 year

@Bornakang Glad this happened at 700ft on landing otherwise it would have been a different story altogether.

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1 year

@Tafadzwa____ @NoContextBrits The cocaine or bottle shape? 👀

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3 years

Here is a Thread of some cool dating ideas, spots and activities in and around Harare, and maybe slightly out of Harare too, catering for different budgets. I will keep updating this thread as I come across other places I would have missed. Love doesn't cost much😉 ---Thread---

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@Arik808 @Bornakang Glad I’m not the only one who thought of this 😂😂

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1 year

@Bornakang I just need to know one thing, how she draw that line so straight in one go? Also, there was a mess???

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1 year

@kheswa_thenjiwe Yes that’s why those two “women” got pregnant without any man playing a factor 👏🏾👏🏾 Smart cookie you are.

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@DailyLoud Every other week in the US.

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2 years

As l prepare to wed the love of my life… My “wife” & I have been through quite a lot. Some hurdles are not even known to close friends. ✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾Thread✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾

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5 years

I am honestly glad & happy that Adv. Nelson Chamisa has chosen to remain quiet & not directly comment on these protests. As much as some supporters may be disappointed we must understand that it’s easy for him to be implicated should things turn sour. His silence is good.

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1 year

@Bornakang How do I sign up for this?

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4 years

Your mum worked so hard to put you through school, now that you have graduated and you are asked to give an example of a strong woman you say Michelle Obama. Ukwane.

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@myfaultOG23 That man was right, he might have been bullied by many dimwits here but he was right.

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4 years

What is Marketing? 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her & say “I am rich, marry me.” - That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend a party & your friend goes to a girl & points at you telling her, “he’s very rich, marry him.” - That’s Advertising.

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@Bornakang I’m not even Italian but I’m mad at this 😭 She must be defunded immediately and banned from being 1 foot closer to any kitchen in her life.

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1 year

@medefaidrin @NoContextBrits It’s very rare to hold the £50 notes 😅 They aren’t that common

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7 months

@shiluvankuna Heath Ledger as the Joker. Hugh Jackman as the Wolverine. Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow

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3 years

Dear Men Ask her about submission before committing to her, this is one of the many things that will make or break the structure of your marriage. You can't both be heads, it's a recipe for disaster.

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1 year

@BigJoeVanGogh @FentyCop You got this mate, they wouldn’t notice 😂

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1 year

@deep_dab She knew what she was doing

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5 years

When we get time we should address our African Tourism rates. Bumi Hills Safari Lodge is $USD945 per person per night. I once spent $USD1,100 for a vacation in the Philippines where I stayed for close to 2 months. This included my flights, accommodation, food & shopping.

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@TimoneM @Mmatapa_anita 😭😂🤣 I hate that I have to agree with you in this case haha.

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@DidiHermus I was with her until that ground rolling hayi sisi 🥲

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@Bornakang Just did a quick dash to the kitchen and I swear I feel so dumb 😭

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@Huni_Mokgohlwa @NicoleTheGiant 🫣😂🤣 wait she didn’t get that firm meant law firm? Yoh!

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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1 year

@Beckmudzy @kayode_a1 😭 man it’s really wild and I can’t even imagine what they must be going through now down there.

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@Nani_Wonga Your daughter is the paid actress sisi 😭🤣

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3 years

Dear Men Prayer should be a source of strength for you, you should pray for your wife daily, for your children daily, over your marriage daily, because the enemy doesn't take a day off to fight you. Pray without ceasing, cover your family as you're commanded to.

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1 year

@Bornakang I can’t even swim but…

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1 year

There is no greater irony in Zimbabwean dating culture than a girl without anything to her name calling a guy broke because he refused to spend his own money on her. The entitlement is heavy for someone who owns a wig that’s been through every struggle honestly. Be humble.

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1 year

@Wizarab10 As a Southern African man, I think we need to have a sit down with our Nigerian brothers and have a family meeting because what is this sha?🥲😭

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6 months

A friend had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him. "Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Did you tell your wife?" "No, dad." "Why?" "I don't want her to worry. You know women." "Why did you tell mine then?"

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1 year

@sheededonem There’s a reason I don’t use the electric kettles in hotels 🤢 The hotel tea can really have you being extra careful in there. I get her.

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2 years

Having sex with him before he has made it in life is not "building a man."

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11 months

@ceetheunknown 😂 Irony is you calling people morons when you’re the one saying the wrong things. What law did you study where one is not innocent when a competent court of law has not convicted him?

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1 year

@DailyLoud It‘s normal, might seem rude to others but in aviation weight and balance are crucial pre-flight and can be fatal if not factored in correctly as they determine position of the centre of gravity which needs to stay within a certain specified range. The PIC/airline did well.

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3 years

Rest in Peace dad. A dark weekend indeed 💔😔 Lala ngoxolo Mpangazitha, Gabadeli, Khambule, Mlotshwa 💔💔💔

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2 years

Personally, I think elections will just be a waste of everyone's time in 2023. If you can, focus more on your personal life more than on banking your hopes for a better life on events that come and pass once every 5 years. It's my view you're free to have yours away from here.

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Thabani Mnyama

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6 years

This season a few important lessons: •Twitter polls don’t translate to real votes; •Twitter arguments don’t matter in court; •In the Court, it’s not what’s true, it’s about what you can prove; •Even when you insult us, the truth doesn’t change, we said it, it’s happening.

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6 years

I’m making sure my daughter travels a lot so when she’s older she won’t be impressed by a weekend in Santorini with your dusty son. Not my handwriting 🚶🏾‍♂️

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4 years

Today I will share about the Chemical and Biological warfare on Zimbabwe. It’s a part of history I think is often overlooked when talking about Zimbabwe’s liberation struggle against the colonialists. It’s a decent 26 tweets read. ✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾 Thread ✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾

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3 years

Stop leaving your kids around extra old people. I asked my little nephew how old he was turning and he said "if the Lord sees fit, 6 in December." 😂😣

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2 years

Please pray for the married, newly married and about to be married. The attack on the institution of marriage is still very much alive and intensifying, but we are stronger and wiser than that because we have God by our side. Pray for those friends, relatives etc.

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6 years

One of the biggest scams of our time are the old Zanu-PF guys who left the party either willingly or because they had no choice, then are now parading themselves as the Democrats of Democrats. I’m talking specifically about Jonathan Moyo & crew-

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You don’t actually need to be Zanu-PF to want ED to succeed, because if he fails it affects you & I, not just Zanu-PF, if he delivers you & I benefit. Do not let your hate for either party or individuals drive you hoping all else fails so you’re proven right. #UnitedNation #Focus

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3 years

Dear Men Hug her until she smells like you, women love that. This post is for Men who bath!

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11 months

@TellYourSonThis Not all heroes wear capes 😅🤝🏾

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2 years

Dear Men If you aren't ready to fully love her the way she was created to be loved, adored and praised then stay away from her. Stop leaving a trail of broken hearted women whose only crime was to choose to love you.

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1 year

@jimmyfromtheno1 @medefaidrin @NoContextBrits What’s your line of work mate? 👀 😅

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@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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2 years

After carrying handbag ya madam all day tobva tavabikira futi.

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5 years

I don’t like that Zanu-PF thinks that when people speak out then it’s because the West has told us to do so. We actually have the capacity to think for ourselves & say no to ill treatment & bad governance as Zimbabweans. #ThingsIHateAboutZanuPF

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2 years

Shadaya is guka for mostly the under 25, unemployed, sexually frustrated male. They will be tweeting from "mukaspeya" about experiences they haven't experienced. Neither married, monied, powerful but saying "I am an alpha."

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1 year

@Karabo_Mokgoko Nkabiskandi Pop

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1 year

The devil has successfully conditioned the minds of many believers that it’s alright to leave church because you have God. Shows how as Christians we don’t know the Word enough.

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What the heck let me say it. This lady is right, & before anyone tries to come at me just hear me out please. Notice how relationships go well for Zim guys with SA huns much like for Zim girls with Naija guys? When Zim guys & girls date, the guys feel under-appareciated because-

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I feel like Zim men have a different kind of love reserved for SA women, no because when SA huns get a Zim bf? Matches made in heaven for them

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5 months

I love Nigerian Twitter because it’s full of useful information to help their fellow Nigerians with migration, scholarships etc. Zwitter is just gossip and insults in most cases, nothing productive there. Crazy differences.

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3 years

Dear Men Many women we see parading bitterness and brokenness are results of men in their lives who have failed them. Do not be one of those, commit to your wife, be an available and hands on father, show them love and tender care, be a good male role model. Let's do better.

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6 years

If you are in the diaspora and you are inciting violence in Zimbabwe then you are a bloody coward, you are busy hiding behind your keyboards and aren’t on this streets seeing what we are seeing. May you be judged accordingly for your evil hearts!!! Nxaa!

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2 years

Usatiudze zvehu alpha male iwe uchiri kugara paden pevabereki vako usati wane zvinhu zvako. Musada kuita hu alpha hwekubatira padenga kunge pitikoti yapfekwa ne Jean skirt

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2 years

Dear Men Be very choosy with the woman you commit to. She will be the mother to your children and an extended version of you out there. Speaking from experience, the right woman will honestly be a blessing in your life, trust God not your feelings. Don't rush it.

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1 year

@Bornakang I was waiting for her to actually start making the chicken 😕 Somebody oughta sue her for this culinary crime.

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4 years

@akreana_ #KeaDrive

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1 year

@panatia_gypsy @Mmatapa_anita Oh yes that's correct, the more technical term would be submersible. Submarine would be bigger and definitely better built. And the controller he is using for it costs like USD$30 imagine 😩

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2 years

Dear Men A bit of bar talk here. One reality you can't evade is that you will be treated based on how rich you are and the social status you hold. Normally when people ask, "so what do you do?" It's to determine the amount of respect to accord you based on your answer. Many-

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"Nhai Mwari wangu" akadaro zvake camera man muchato wapera asina kudzvanya pakanzi record 😄😂

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2 years

Dear Men There is no reason in the universe you should be raising your hand on a woman nor killing one. If you struggle with anger issues please seek help, do not hurt a woman nor kill. It makes you less of a man and a criminal achieving nothing in the end. Seek help please.

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Dear Men I love you brothers, may you all win in every aspect of your life. I wish you peace, joy, wealth and all of God's perfect blessings and a wife who knows and fears the Lord. Let's go out and win this week kings 👑💪👊

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6 years

The only Energy we love is Murambadoro 🇿🇼🚶🏾‍♂️

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2 years

Guys, I'm a whole lawyer, I know I post more jokes and food posts than legal stuff lately but nditoriwo gweta saka when you come to defend something uchiti "the law says this" and call me an idiot please remember your Google is not superior to my years experience. Thank you.

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2 years

Dear Men Do not be overly available, remember that absence increases respect.

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6 years

I may not completely agree with Advocate Nelson Chamisa but he has done what many of us could not do. He has stood, he has endured, he ran his race, whatever motives he had that remains between God and him, but there’s no doubt that he inspired some Zimbabweans, he instilled-

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@amarihanifahh Facts. And it’s sad that we praise breaking down of black families for the sake of entertainment.

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5 years

I’m scarred 😐 This is Zim Dancehall in....well it’s not in Shona so this feels really weird 😩😆

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1 year

No one talks of how many women especially in the Zimbabwean setting fight for custody of the child only to go and dump the same child at their parents’ place. If you can’t take care of the child yourself then give to the parent who can, simple, but no they won’t 🤦🏽‍♂️

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4 years

Don’t forget that the lot who got kicked out of Zanu aren’t your chomies. Given the chance they would have still been in power today giving y’all a middle finger. So don’t be too naive again. #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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5 years

I reduced my aunt’s phone brightness to zero. I told her to bring $300 to change the screen bulb...a man must survive.

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6 months

In aviation we have the rule of 5 Cs which we remember for when we get lost whilst flying. I draw life lessons from it too, because at times we do get lost, whether due to our own mistakes or something else. First C is Confess: you have to admit that you are lost. If you don’t

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3 years

Dear Men Take your time working on yourself, drop bad habits and replace them with healthy ones, learn new skills, solidify your hustle/academics. The only thing worse than being with the wrong woman is being the wrong man. If you want a Queen, be a King first.

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2 years

Dear Men Remember that whilst she has a biological clock, you have a financial clock.

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3 years

So medical doctors in Zimbabwe don’t have a board that regulates their behavior on Twitter? I know if it was in SA and a Doctor is tweeting subtly celebrating people dying they would have a case to answer for but well...broken institutions breed broken people I guess.

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4 years

Remove G40 elements from hijacking #ZimbabweanLivesMatter they have their own agenda. Keep the hashtag/movement clean.

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4 years

Dear people who have been demanding that Adv. Nelson Chamisa speaks or acts somehow, not sure how many of you have lost a parent before, but from experience I can assure you it’s soul wrecking. Please allow him space to mourn, he also just lost his uncle. Allow him space & quiet.

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6 years

Mwari muri zuva redu Munopenya pauzuru Munovenekera mweya Munotiratidza nzira Mwari muri nhowo yedu Hatidzitye mhandu dzedu Dzose dzinokundwa nemi Tigofamba nokufara Munotipa ngoni dzenyu Munotipawo utsvene Munopa vanonamata Izvo zvinokomborera 🙌🏾

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Dating period is crucial and I hope young adults planning on marrying do not overlook that. I remember with the wife we dated off social media, away from people, whilst still having accountability with our parents. We got to know each other away from the noise of the world and-

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Be with someone who wants to be with you, so that you stop disturbing us with quotes and unnecessary posts.

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