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No, not that one. All your exes live here.

Joined June 2009
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@texas
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4 years
Sure, why not? Done.
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Can y’all legalize medical marijuana at least PLEASE @TEXAS
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@dog_rates How can he retrieve it if he doesn't allow to be taken first?
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@SportsCenter Chef Curry cooking
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@kylekuzma Wow he beat you too
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@sreekyshooter Walking into his closet
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@NBA DOINK!
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@cjzero He’s gotta be done for the year
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@WashWizards @Ticketmaster I haven't seen the wizards slaughtered this bad since The Battle of Hogwarts
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@dog_rates Good to see him using the pawswalk
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@elmo Come to Texas and try it for real
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@Ballislife @TheVolumeSports He stole one from Gobert so it evens out
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@yoelitiro34 @NBAMemes Prison and she gets all his money
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@paulpierce34 Go to rehab
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@dog_rates He's an excellent parallel barker
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@texas
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@dog_rates He doesn't need to abide by the rules of contract law because all of his agreements are made in Earnest.
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@NFLonCBS I hope they lose by 49
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@Lakers @KingJames LeBron knows 4-0
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@kylekuzma Which stat line would you prefer? 11/14, 30 pts 15/45, 45 points?
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@NBAMemes Even Harden like
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@NBAMemes Nobody is beating the Nuggets four times
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@LegionHoops @StephenTimeRMC Olympic free agency is a thing now
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@Balldontlie Man you did him dirty with that shot selection
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@BleacherReport @wojespn He’s going to give up $75 million?
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@dog_rates I can tell she's still a puppy because she's wet behind the ears
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@ESPNNBA @SportsCenter That’s one more point than they scored in game 7 combined.
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@WorldWideWob Top half of this photo
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@BleacherReport I mean he probably still gets tickets regardless if he wants them
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@LakersOnX @DavidPingalore @NBA @KingJames @Lakers @KTLA @KTLA5SPORTS Take it from someone who had their star player traded from their team, denial is the first step.
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@BBCBreaking So she wasn’t out shopping? Who would have thought.
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@texas
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@LegionHoops @PodcastPShow Almost as long as their streak with no championships.
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@statmuse Not as good as his 2003 off-season
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@SportsCenter @maxkellerman Max, I hope he sees this bro
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@dog_rates I will buy him his own couch and deny the humans the chance to sit on it.
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@wojespn When you're willing to move out of the country for a mentally and physically demanding job just to get away from Kendrick Perkins and Stephen A Smith.
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@wojespn Queta revelation with this tweet
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@Rangers Took it
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@brgridiron @BleacherReport Technically he was correct
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@nocontextcfb @edsbs Everyone got an Iowa full
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@wojespn Jazz legend
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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Draymond his first game back
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@Rachel__Nichols You’re saying she’ll arrive swiftly?
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@WorldWideWob @danielkreps Please don’t put Gores in a Speedo
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@KevinOConnorNBA The doc the Bucks got
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@dog_rates @c1ndere1la It glows in the dark so he can see where he's going at night
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@Rangers Champs!!!
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@NBA The teams with two wins already
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@dog_rates She needs to move in with three other senior pups and have a Golden Girls renewal
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@ClutchPoints Wasn't he trying to stop it from going out?
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@oldnbatweetz The neighborhood bicycle
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@SpaceX Can’t wait for the all-female crew that’s going to Mars!!!
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@casualtakeking Won’t bother me because Mark Jackson already made me go deaf.
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LOL, this is verifiably false
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Did you wake up in the middle of the night wondering how many Texases might fit into each Australian state or territory? Of course you have. Who hasn't?
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@MarcJSpears @Bucks @Dame_Lillard Just realized his rap name could be Lil Lard
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@BleacherReport I know he’ll stay all four years 🤞🏻
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@wojespn Silver told you that in confidence
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@BleacherReport @joearruda9 @hartfordcourant Hope he can make something of himself with that degree. It’s a tough world out there right now.
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@TheHoopCentral Tell me now
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@HPbasketball Jimmy Butler goes down. Spoelstra is suspended before the game.
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@NBA What is this, a basketball hoop for ANTs?
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@TheHoopCentral @zgvisualz1 Take out Tatum and put on Jokic
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@NBA Let’s give em something to talk about
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@WorldWideWob Hopefully they add them to replays
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@CathyAToussain1 You don't understand, I just legalized it
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@LakeShowYo I’d have to be real high
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@dog_rates Looks like he's blessing the rains
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#WorldSeries Champs!!!
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@ClutchPoints @Dame_Lillard You’d think someone from Oakland would be able to throw better punches
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@NBAMemes Are we turning off goal tending?
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@SportsCenter Literally has not aged
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@DrGuru_ Let’s decide it
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@wojespn They have always been intimidated by his beard
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@statmuse Won’t come close to his off-court playoff numbers
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@texas you're up
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@SportsCenter Immaculate connection between pitcher and catcher.
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@The_RoyalJoshua @LegionHoops @PodcastPShow I have one more ring than they do
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@LegionHoops @shobasketball Like he didn’t start it 🤣
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@SCee57 @RubyMcrae LOL. Couldn’t care less about Canada, the tiny country that it is.
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I don’t think it’s a controversial take that we shouldn’t eat children. Sicko.
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Texas Open Borders Closed Borders
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