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@tendership

6 months

lie detectors are considered pseudoscience because they don't read actual "lies" but rather if your vitals spike, which means that his heart rate went up thinking about bts, which is infinitely more devastating than i know how to handle

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6 months

🐰bts hyungs, sorry 🐰i miss you 🐰i really miss them though

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@tendership

6 months

the pope should excommunicate biden if we’re being real. rare opportunity here we literally never have catholic presidents. the whole point is to censure someone until they reflect and repent and people have been excommunicated for far less. i also think it would be very funny

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@tendership

6 months

in an MRI room? a Magnetic Resonance Imaging room? you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me there was metal guns and grenades in the room with the giant magnet

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In an MRI room, a "grab bag" (the IDF spokesman's term) containing an AK-style rifle, cartridges, grenades, and a uniform

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@tendership

5 years

here's namjoon king of not assuming sexuality saying they don't have boyfriends or girlfriends rt to piss off a homophobe

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@tendership

1 year

back in my day bts_twt was updated 2+ times a day every day so u could wake up to check their page like the morning paper and if jimin went more than 3 days without posting we mass tweeted that we missed him

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@vantemims

1 year

Tell me about "back in my days" BTS related stuff.

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@tendership

4 years

Weird that dispatch knew he went out when SK had covid very under control April 25 and waited til cases surged and people were angry again to drop the news

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@tendership

10 months

polyamory just dont hit the same without them

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@tendership

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@tendership

5 years

@imanishalom fr tho lack of hygiene / messy room is major signs of depression and it’s like. almost the worst bc it’s so shameful and makes you feel even worse about yourself and repeats the cycle. but no one wants to talk about it aside making fun of it lol

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@tendership

6 years

stigma live: disaster gay lie live: awakened gay begin live: distinguished gay first love live: chaotic gay reflection live: turbulent gay mama live: revered gay awake live: ascended gay

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@tendership

6 years

some of yall really need to learn to separate straight ppl fetishizing mlm relationships vs lgbt people harmlessly and uninstrusively shipping & joking abt rep bc heterosexuality is shoved down our throats every day everywhere

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@tendership

5 years

joon: armys all over the world— me alone in my room at 5 am:

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@tendership

6 years

this reads like a trump tweet

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@tendership

4 years

PSA: There is a LOT of medical misinformation spreading around tonight. Please take what someone shares anonymously online with a grain of salt. Rely instead on verified orgs & info; is THE name in training bystanders in first aid response.

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@tendership

5 years

i don't mean to be that bitch but i hope snl doesn't purely stick with the annoying fangirls narrative for all the show lmao like nothing is more tired than the continuing mockery of teen girls for daring to be passionate about things

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@tendership

6 years

yoongi saying "there was a murder in the police station. the skit died" is one of the funniest most clever lines to ever have existed then and ever

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@tendership

1 year

happy birthday to one of the funniest days on kpop twt

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@tendership

6 years

we've got this weird culture where people think if you criticize bighit you're an anti. it's possible to acknowledge their good, and they've done good! but they've also fucked up and aren't a perfect 'family' like people want to think. don't idealize or stan a company kids

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@tendership

1 year

why in the hell would twitter remove the feature of clicking on an embedded video’s source taking you to the original post and not just to the op’s page. that’s one of the only good features ever added to this app

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@tendership

6 years

yoongi never synced with the real hoseok, it’s why they were never able to get each other’s communications, yoongi’s been playing with someone else all along #BTSoutcastD4

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@tendership

6 years

it’s noodles

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@tendership

1 year

fall out boy were insane for this btw

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@tendership

6 years

yoongi wearing a fake mustache: a cousin of mine saw yoongi take his shirt off in the shower. and he said that yoongi had an 8 pack. that min suga was shredded

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6 years

OP: My cousin went to a same gym as Yoongi but he didn’t know Yoongi. He told Yoongi that he is handsome and should try to be a celeb. Yoongi just smiled and said thank you. He also told me Yoongi worked out diligently and has abs. #BTSARMY #BestFanArmy #iHeartAwards @BTS_twt

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@tendership

5 years

people who say hyyh yoonkook are brothers aren't just wrong but also displaying a critical misunderstanding of how gay people are. stepping out in front of a car or setting yourself on fire is absolutely our first instincts when shit goes bad we're creatures of drama

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@tendership

2 years

taehyung is no longer my gender envy he is my gender enemy. he terrifies me. at what point does his power cap

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@tendership

6 months

on second thought he's not that special my blood pressure goes up too when i think about bts ?? scoot over i love y'all

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@tendership

7 years

TAEHYUNG SAYING HES SCARED OF BIG SEA CREATURES AND JJK JUST TELLING HIM TO NOT WORRY N PUNCH A SHARK IN THE NOSE

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@tendership

6 months

like don’t just tweet about it dude you have Power? you have something you can do right now to shame him. you can literally bar him from sacrament until he repents. i’m also excommunicated under canon law it doesn’t hurt

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@tendership

1 year

i wont talk about jm choosing to portray his mirror / hardware alter ego as a girl because i know what straight people on here are like but! i will never not be emotional at his growth in accepting both feminine and masculine sides of himself vs. masculinity pressure when younger

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@tendership

6 months

people have been literally killed when MRI machines were turned on with something metal in the room crashing into them and you want me to believe this was the storage option everyone went with

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@tendership

4 years

im living for bangtan subjecting the entirety of idols and idol audience to their older discography and success story every year

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@tendership

5 years

we need to talk about the community divide between armys who came from stanning bandom/1d vs the armys who came from gaming/anime

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@tendership

2 years

category: homosexuality

jimin 📁

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2 years

deserved an oscar

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@tendership

6 months

coming back to add i’ve seen excuses say “it’s not on all the time!!” and you should probably just k*ll yourself for being a war crime apologist, but also use your fucking brain, no one would think “we’ll just try to remember to move the bag before turning it on” is a good idea

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@tendership

5 years

tht interview where tae said sometimes ppl double take and stare at him even before recognizing him bc he's just that beautiful. the confidence and truth is sickening

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@tendership

6 years

outcast jimin

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@tendership

3 years

happy star wars day to #ahsoka in the siege of mandalore aka one of the best minutes of star wars media ever created #MayThe4thBeWithYou

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@tendership

5 years

disliking kpop isn’t a personality trait

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5 years

Unpopular Opinion: Music Edition

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@tendership

6 years

jungkook gets so much shit from, and ill say it, especially k fans, about how to wear his hair, about the piercings he wants, about his weight, he's not some tailored doll you can order fit to size just bc he's an idol. and i feel so bad he complies with so much of it

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@tendership

6 years

jimin is canceled for the next 3 minutes because i just remembered his leather jacket in gcf was like $1500 and he said "i wouldve dressed nicer if i'd known you were gonna make this" to jungkook

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@tendership

6 years

honestly that whole video was entirely just appreciating jimin’s beauty and existence and being with him in the first person and i Felt that. i felt that love bitch

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@tendership

5 years

interesting a random photographer accusing bts’ three year old photoshoot of plagiarism makes naver front page but their records, awards & stadium tour barely get articles 🧐💸

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@tendership

6 months

did not think this would get attention so before it gets any more let me clarify: dont take this too seriously I KNOW it would never happen and how it would look, i was just thinking about what Mr. Silly Hat could /technically/ do instead of tweeting and being ignored. Relax

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@tendership

5 years

kpop twitter making threads about how their faves don’t care about the grammys is the sad fandom equivalent of convincing yourself you didn’t even wanna go to the party you weren’t invited to

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@tendership

4 years

i cannot believe mnet sacrificed chungha ateez oneus txt so that jyp could shake his ass and relive his youth

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@tendership

6 months

you do not have to explain excommunication to me, I attended catechism for years. i do not like the catholic church nor the pope and am no longer religious! I do think Biden objectively deserves it tho, since the intention is to encourage someone to repent from their current path

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@tendership

6 years

i fixed it for the culture

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@tendership

6 years

remember when bighit dropped that survey for the fandom to take and they had to look at the results and tell bts we're all gay and depressed as shit

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@tendership

1 year

Six……………… that was a classic that was a classic………….. be polyamorous do crime…………… Cube will never prosper for breaking this up

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@tendership

5 months

not to have a basic understanding of political suppression and ecology but this is the point. monoculturing destroys native ecosystems and manufactures reliance on the capitol for other goods, ensuring that any rebellion will have to fight starvation as well

the prince with a thousand enemies ♂️

@jaketropolis

5 months

The Hunger Games has some of the actual worst worldbuilding in fiction. What do you mean a district the size of one or more US states produces ONE resource and nothing else

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@tendership

6 years

jimin said taehyungie and the subtitles showed v

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@tendership

6 years

jimin holding onto taehyung while staring passive aggressively into the camera is my favorite genre of picture

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@tendership

6 years

jimin antis are so fuckin dumb i dont even have energy its just sad lmao he gives so much of himself for bts and fans and for what? for u to act like its your place to ~school him on his friendship with the man he calls his soulmate? ok

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@tendership

6 years

the proposal

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@tendership

5 years

theres only two types of bts fans. ppl who dont understand hyyh and people who think they do

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@tendership

5 years

do the elderly not realize that when the beatles first came over the media fixated on their ~screaming hysteric teen girl fans~ and said their music was weird and unlistenable and now they’re doing the same to bts after a 180 spin i know your memory is failing but cmon

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@tendership

1 year

idk how you watch some of the recent vids and gather anything other than how unhappy bts are to be forcibly split and how miserable a forced enlistment system is as a whole. ppl posting about how it’s an honor or duty or whatever have propaganda brain worms.

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@tendership

6 years

serendipity jimin is the little prince and singularity taehyung is his rose no you cannot change my mind no i will not be taking constructive criticism

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@tendership

2 years

@780613 bringing slaps to a sword/gun fight will unbalance them right out the gate

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@tendership

2 years

@im2old4thisotp same with lightsticks and phones pls 😅 u can hold it at eye level to record, i’ve had so many concerts ruined bc people hold a phone high above them. now if i record at eye level to be polite to ppl behind i have your phone in my view lmao. bts can see what’s in front of u!

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@tendership

6 years

there's not a lot of things funnier than that one late performance where jungkook had the super low v neck and looked mad as fuck and went 2hard on every song and then it turned out he had a test the next day at school hah fuckin dumbass

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@tendership

3 years

@PipeDreamPray it's actually bc the term originates from armys calling yoongi of bts that, his representative emoji is a cat lol

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@tendership

5 years

hetmys freaking out over seokjin's top search on twt being gay and frantically cleaning out his searches bc it's gonna "hurt" him is so funny like one of his own members edited a dating scandal of namjin for april fool's and you really think they get offended by sexuality

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@tendership

11 months

@dioinysus i always think of someone saying how hes so willing to try new things and hobbies and how its like. bc he was raised never being discouraged :( i also think of the tweet that says jk is proof that gays raise better children and they spilled too!

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@tendership

6 years

we goin to space in 2018

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@tendership

5 years

ngl i'm kinda uncomfortable more people are discoursing about taehyung eating raw tomatoes than when he took a bite out of a raw onion like how is this the vegetable farm you die on

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@tendership

6 years

can i have it? can i PLEASE get an autograph

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@tendership

2 years

i just know taehyung is having the time of his life in paris rn… those artsy filtered balcony shots… he’s living his oscar wilde vintage gay aesthetic dreams

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@tendership

6 years

anyway lukewarm take of the day is that while it IS true bts fanbase is incredibly varied in age & gender, try not to feel the need to distance yourself from the “obsessed teen girl” fan trope, misogynist society just likes trivializing girls and especially teen ones’ interests

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@tendership

5 years

i don’t spam fancams i spam the pinnacle of cinematography casey frey’s get out my way type of way

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@tendership

1 year

no but genuinely there’s barbie (mattel) lore and it’s that it was the first doll for girls that wasn’t a baby doll, to show girls they could be more than a mother… and it was expected to fail bc of that… so yes barbie has 10000 jobs and ken is there to look pretty! it’s ok!

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@tendership

7 years

u ever think about that time jimin went to fix tae's coat and tae thought he wanted to hold hands n grabbed his hand instead :(

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@tendership

5 years

broke: cisswap genderbend yoonji woke: yoonji is a trans girl and i would kill for her

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@tendership

6 years

what kind of power move is having a clear carry on bag. hoseok frightens me every day he stopped giving a fuck so long ago

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@tendership

5 years

tae, assertively: i’m good boy. colbert: i can’t—i can’t argue with that?

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@tendership

4 years

Reminder that covid19 has disproportionately affected low income communities of color, with black people showing higher case numbers and mortality compared to overall population, and how we were already facing a second surge in cases /before/ the protests... this is murder.

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@tendership

6 years

anyway cleansing the timeline, i love you so much my brightest star

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@tendership

5 years

twice's literal only flaw is all the ugly fucking men i have to listen to when i wanna watch their fancams in peace

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@tendership

6 months

why do you guys think mansplaining = infodumping. your bf excitedly telling you about his bionicle collection or his interest in agronomy is not the same thing as a man condescendingly telling a female expert on a topic that she's wrong

*˚♡ techsiren ♡˚*

@techhsiren

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i think we fucked up by punishing men for mansplaining to us . it's like .. . their love language?? and actually really sweet ????

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@tendership

4 years

for those of you who don’t drive. fender benders happen all the time that’s literally why that phrase exists. i’ve backed into another car “violating road rules” too dude it’s like a rite of passage

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@tendership

7 years

people do realize idols answer questions about their ideal girl because theyre being marketed to a demographic right

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@tendership

6 years

a personal fantasy of mine is being at a bts concert and jimin is doing his mic tricks but loses control and it spins into the crowd and knocks me over the head killing me instantly

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@tendership

6 years

i think a lot about when jimin had to give an explanation of Lie and he said "it's about lying"

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@tendership

6 years

namjoon: hello we are (pause) bangtan: ᵇᵗˢ namjoon: coming to you from bangtan: ᶜʰᵃⁿⁿᵉˡ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ namjoon: for our album out bangtan: ⁿᵒʷ

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@tendership

6 years

me n my mutuals n normal people: omg ryujin is so cute she's such a good dancer to keep up with hoseok i love how much fun they're having u freaks with ur greasy heterosexual hands: man? girl? breathe near each other? time to SHIP even tho she's underaged (heavy breathing)

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@tendership

5 years

i didnt realize this was banging so heres some tips for when shit gets bad -dry shampoo -toner on a cotton pad will clean your face -coconut oil is antibacterial so use it for genitals -mouthwash for sure it also helps me to sit in the shower not stand, like it’s less energy❣️

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@tendership

6 months

@muircatburd he won’t, esp with how it would look for that reason. it just occurred to me as an action he COULD take rather than tweet helplessly. napoleon was excommunicated for trying to annex rome & ppl have been ex’d for everything from writing books to refusing orders 🤷🏻‍♀️ i am Jesting

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@tendership

10 months

idk how to word it well but i love bts too much sometimes like i can’t rly think or talk about them in the same way or as much as i did when i first got into them i just get too overwhelmed. i just quietly watch and rt stuff like head empty heart full

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@tendership

6 years

anyway jimin hung out at taehyung’s parents house w him ... prob ate a meal all togethré w his family n laid in bed while yeontan rolled all over them... let yeontan have the other side of the straw in his mouth... theyre insufferable

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@tendership

6 years

the duality of knowing bts are big boys and can take care of themselves n dont need protection but still wanting them to never have to deal w anything bad or uncomfortable ever bc they deserve the world

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@tendership

6 years

yall r........ sumn else

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@tendership

4 years

what a fun little mass hallucination that was

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@tendership

6 years

conspiracy theory: jimin has been steadily increasing his insole size by almost invisibly small increments over the years and will continue to do so until 2021 when he’s six foot

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@tendership

6 years

bts and overrated dont exist in the same sentence actually because theyre talented as fuck and have literally clawed their way up from the bottom + deserve every inch of hype they get goodbye

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@tendership

6 years

remember when jimin was asked what he’d do if he was leader for a day and he drew himself with a bat + the members bowing after he beat the shit out of taehyung i love my chaotic libra devil son