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tummy ache survivor. frog worshiper. recovery advocate | tiktok // IG: taylorndean | newest vid below

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Taylor Nicole Dean
11 months
took me four years of trying, but I did it!! :D one year sober from heroin :) the journey doesn’t stop here, but it feels so rewarding to hit this milestone. every minute you make it sober is a gift to yourself and a sign you can fight for your life back. don’t ever give up.
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just remembered this and searched for it. I was in the tub writing my suicide note, planning to take my life, when he opened the door & stared at me. it distracted me long enough to break down & snap out of it. Just shows you never know what‘s behind people’s social media posts.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
My cat won’t let me bathe in privacy
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4 years
I am here to remind you that lumpsucker fish exist. If you didnt know they exist then ur welcome.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
accidentally hurting ur dog and knowing there's no way to make them understand it was an accident
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6 years
This is what I want to see on my timeline none of that messy drama just cats on heating pads
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5 years
today i discovered what john krasinski‘s laugh sounds like from various bloopers and it seemed important enough to share. that’s all
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7 years
the new iphone costs $999, a dog costs as little as $50 to adopt. what do u want, 1 iPhone or nearly 20 dogs ??? All I'm sayin
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
Look how happy this gecko is with his little gecko toy
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6 years
a mother whale lost her baby due to plastic pollution and carried her baby’s dead body with her for days before giving up and we can’t even carry our plastic to a recycle bin
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Can’t type. Heart broken. 😫 #BluePlanet2
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6 years
it’s been a year since I’ve seen this in my timeline so I’m putting it back
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6 years
friendly reminder that before pitbulls were labeled fighting dogs, they were known as nanny dogs because of how gentle and caring they are with their owners. Family trees of pits that have been bred by HUMANS to fight may be aggressive, but the breed itself is gentle and loving
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Did y’all miss the fact that joe exotic had young boyfriends that he would feed drugs until one literally killed himself and he also horribly abused his animals and even killed tigers. why y’all think he’s a good person lmfao. nobody in that documentary is innocent
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4 years
Anyone saying she’s overreacting doesn’t understand how it feels to hear the name of a toxic/abusive ex who nearly ruined your life being shoved in your face. Kick their asses out, who cares if they paid. Nobody needs to be taunted like that.
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5 years
when I first got Tofu he’d rattle his tail, cock his head back, and strike while keeping his mouth open to look scary. after a year he’s realized he doesn’t need to defend himself and his efforts have gone down dramatically. Here is his attempt at being scary, now.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
He seems very confused over his first shed
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
this is for g-eazy u big fat toxic nasty smelling trash bitch stay the fuck away from all women including megan thee stallion with ur triflin dirty abusive ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch i’m comin up there and i’m gonna beat the fuck outta u bitch
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7 years
when u think of a comeback a lil too late
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
trump has run out of people to hurt so he’s moving on to fucking elephants ???? Are you kidding me ?????
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Trump lifts trophy ban so rich people can slaughter elephants
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5 years
when I booped him he stuck his tongue out
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7 years
He's trying to get AC since his home is melting
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
if you have to shoot exotic animals and hang their dead bodies as trophies to feel empowered please go see a therapist and explain why putting a bullet from a distance into an animal that didn’t even get a chance to defend itself makes you feel strong
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
sex is sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who thinks pets should be left behind in natural disasters
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7 years
Someone let him know he's doing great
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7 years
how DARE you
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
2 months sober from heroin today!!!! I’m also 20lbs heavier. both pics have makeup on.. I feel for everyone struggling to quit. Recovery is possible. You aren’t too far gone, or too screwed up. You just have to ask for help, nobody can do it alone.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
me running to my pets when I hear them make any noises to make sure they’re ok
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
I think about this in my sleep
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
I have NEVER let my bearded dragon walk around outside before so I thought we’d try it in an enclosed area because he seemed to have some pent up energy. Yeah.....never again LMAOOO WHAT IS THIS MESS
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
A hedgehog, screaming at the ground:
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
why haven’t i seen much outrage about doc antle?? he has sex with his female workers to “enlighten them”, makes them refer to him as a god, provides them with horrible living conditions, and basically runs a cult?? y’all freaking out over carole baskin, what about this predator??
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
if u ever wondered what a snake looks like drinking water here is my hognose celia havin a sip
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5 years
even when tofu is yelling in front of a jack-o-lantern he still just looks cute.... not spooky
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
I’m officially 5 months clean from heroin! I’m so fortunate to get this 2nd chance. I had a horrible reaction to using once. My temp got to 106, which is close to brain damage.. and I still picked back up. A drug meant more than my life. Early sobriety is tough, but worth it.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
Since we can’t stop idiots from littering, this is a smart alternative. Made from barley and if a turtle gets a munch of it it’ll just feed them... not wrap around/inside their body and kill them 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Taylor Nicole Dean
8 years
In case you've ever wanted to see a fish yawn, here's my clownfish
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
Stop 🗣 Getting 🗣 Animals 🗣 High 🗣 You 🗣 Fucking 🗣 idiots 🗣
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
did u know scorpions glow under black light?
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5 years
he just shed and every time i try to take it from him he gets upset so i guess it’s his to keep now
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4 years
for those who don’t know my snake Gemini is a chimera, and is basically his own twin. He originally was two separate sets of cells forming to be different snakes, before merging into a single snake, who now contains two separate sets of dna in one, which causes the split colors!!
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
i got multiple texts from a random number and decided to reply. now i’m afraid to go back to sleep because who knows what i’ll dream about after this. sorry for traumatizing y’all I’ll delete in a bit LMAO
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
she ain't naive she's gonna go far
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7 years
Lmaooo, my 13 year old sister don't play
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
Can he stop yelling
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7 years
Throwback to when I got my hedgehog a balloon and she popped it
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7 years
thank god I can finally put my boobs back on
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
I am a mother of dragons rip off
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6 years
sometimes she likes to balance on my finger and just stay there i think she feels like she’s a bigger snake this way
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
idk who you’re talking about all I see is a curtain
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6 years
he hide
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
If you are vegan and don’t want to feed carnivorous pets meat, here’s a big idea: don’t own the pet instead of trying to force it to be vegan as well.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
he rly thinks his tail rattling makes him look like a scary rattlesnake
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
here are some holographic snakes for your timeline
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6 years
:p aaaaaaaa
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
today I’m 3 months sober from heroin! this is the hardest battle of my life but every day i get to wake up sober instead of puking, sweating, shaking due to withdrawals; crying spending over an hour with someone digging in my skin to find a vein to feel ok again, it’s worth it.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
he wont let me take him off this cup and he’s been sitting on it for nearly 10 minutes
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7 years
oh my god he has a backpack
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
Ella likes attention so we did a photoshoot
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
friendly reminder if you’re interested in getting a dog you can always google your local pound and add “euthanasia list” and usually you’ll get a list of dogs from your pound about to be put to sleep. Always check those first to see if u find ur match!
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
ᴵ told u ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵃʷᵃʸ from ᵐʸ lög
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
going on a date with someone nice after being with literal assholes is so confusing like wait u have manners ???? Ur opening doors, paying for everything, walking me to my door, and respecting me? Is this a joke someone’s playing on me ???? When r u gonna start being a douche ??
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My cat won’t let me bathe in privacy
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7 years
when I'm upset with you but don't want to start the conversation first
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
This tattoo is supposed to mean “drugs ruled everything around me”.... but fuckin jojo siwa had to go and release a song with the same title and now everyone thinks I’m a huge jojo siwa stan when in reality I’m just a drug addict
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5 years
this poor dude has zoochosis which means he’s becoming mentally unhealthy, literally going insane, from being trapped in a cage without enough stimulation, so he sways side to side to literally get any form of mental stimulation possible :/ he ain’t dancing y’all lol
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
7 months sober from heroin and I’m lookin cuter than ever !!!!!
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I am so proud of this fish she has accomplished so much
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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I’m 6 months sober from heroin (see first pic), and I’m finally starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I never thought I would survive without it, even though it was what was killing me. I thought the obsession would never end, but it does get better
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U ever flick a lizard around me and u will get so much hate negativity and drama all coming from me tristen
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me trying to get rid of all the hate, negativity, and drama in my life
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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jonny craig took my self love, ruined my self worth, left me to overdose multiple times, laid his hands on me, dragged me across the house, told me since everyone thinks he’s a rapist he will be one & then violated me, he is a danger to everyone, & I will NOT shut up about it :)
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I turned the lights on while she was tryna sleep and she for real started covering her eyes. man I’ve raised a drama queen.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
this noodle is uncooked!
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
goodnight to lumpsucker fish and lumpsucker fish only
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Taylor Nicole Dean
4 years
On my birthday 2 years ago my ex relapsed and was violent; even punched a hole in my door. last birthday he was shooting me with heroin. My only gift was from him taking my credit card and lying that he bought it. Today I turn 23 and am grateful to be sober and safe. Best gift🥺
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
Echo is always smilin’
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
there are some animals that just shouldn’t be caged and whales and dolphins are some of those. don’t fight me on this. look at how free and happy they are
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Warriors4Wildlife_Int™ 🌐Ⓥ🐾
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Drone caught the exact moment when dolphins and whales are playing. Magical moment!!!!
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same outfit. same girl. the difference? Picture one I was nearly a year into a heroin addiction. Look how lifeless my eyes were. picture two was yesterday; out of rehab, living a new sober life. today I’m 30 days sober. I NEVER thought I’d get out. You can too.
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6 years
My hedgehog died today from old age and as awfully sad as I am I really just wanna say he adored eating everything 24/7 his whole life and he died with one paw in his food bowl. Like he really wasn’t about to go out without getting one last snack. I love him so much
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6 years
Drogo and Dany 🐉💕
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Taylor Nicole Dean
7 years
people: global warming isn't real earth:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH OH SHIT, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DEADASS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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7 years
I don't know what thread I'm reading but I agree
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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I think this donut is expired it looks weird
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6 years
“snakes are scary and gross” my snake celia disagrees
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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I got Drogo a girlfriend yesterday named Dany, and all she does is sit on him.
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whenever I think I’ve seen it all some creature like this pops up
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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sometimes I stare at my snake and wonder how in the world are people scared of him
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Floppy noodle is confused because the blanket is not sand
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
That fox looks like it’s on his death bed. A carnivore eats meat. Nobody gives a shit about your dietary beliefs a fox eats meat so if you’re gonna own one you better feed it what it needs to actually survive. Like wtf is this
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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spider man comics are so deep
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He didn’t take reading the sign and discovering that he wasn’t the only snake in my life very well.
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don't let me die before i walk a duck
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Taylor Nicole Dean
5 years
a guy just asked where the nearest straight club was & I said “idk I’m going to the gay clubs” and he legit pointed at his abs and said “how could u not like THIS?” so I kept walking and he yelled out “that is no way to treat someone talking to you, lady” do men have brains
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He is so proud he knows he’s a good boy
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Not to be dramatic or anything but I'd honestly rather drown and die than abandon any of my pets like this
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We found him stranded on a car surrounded by floodwater. But I'm glad to report this dog abandoned by his owners has been rescued!
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Taylor Nicole Dean
6 years
sit, stay, ʰºᵛᵉʳ
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my snake is literally iridescent
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to get in the halloween spirit here’s a tortoise with a pumpkin sweater on
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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christmas 2017 my family was terrified for me because i was being abused. christmas 2018 i couldn’t stay too long because i had to rush home for my ex to shoot me up with heroin. this time i’m sober, away from abuse, surrounded with love, and learning to be happy again. thankful.
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Taylor Nicole Dean
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Me when I accidentally step on my animal’s paws and realize they’ll never understand I didn’t mean to do it
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Andrea Russett
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i am a living breathing trash can
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