Call me princess, pumpkin, cupcake, sugar, babygirl, sweetcheeks, lovie, petal, darling, sweets, love and all those cute nicknames yES PLEASE I LOVE IT
Updates: they really do take note of our complaints on Twitter and theyโve changed a few things and guess what? Now everyone can fart whenever they want to bc weโve given the time to ambil wudhu before solat. So yeah, well done :))
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WEH AKU STRESS LAA DGN BANK ISLAM NI. CELAH MANA AKU NAK APPROVE TRANSACTION THROUGH APPS HG DAH NAK LOGIN TAK BOLEH HIGH TRAFFIC LA APA LA BODO LAA EEEEEEEEE ISH
Takkan you nak pkai bra and mini skirt while doing official business? Itโs unprofessional and disrespectful, even. Tapi dh kalau gi balai polis/hospital tgh malam you tak patuh pada dress code understandable laa sbb maybe itโs emergency etc. Thereโs time and places for everything
Government servants serve the public, not the other way around. Why do we have to fit their subjective criteria of what is deemed to be โappropriate dressingโ when we fund their services?
Idk about you guys but it is not okay to make fun of others. Dia gagap tapi that doesnโt mean that he isnโt confident. The fact that he is brave enough to join the debate proved that he is. Itโs 2019 dude I thought everyone already know this
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Thereโs nothing wrong in thinking that you are beautiful. If nobody praise you, you gotta do it yourself because at the end of the day you only have yourself to lean on.
TUMBLR IS NOT A PORN SITE! TUMBLR IS NOT A PORN SITE! Just bc some ppl use it for porn doesnโt mean itโs a porn site you dumbass stupid bitch ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
My dad: *lets out a cough*
Me: Ya Allah may you bless my dad with health so he can always be strong and healthy for the family please give him a chance to see me get my degree and get married and give him grandkids and grand-grandkids please Allah I love him ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Aku bukan nak marah/emo tapi bila aku tgh drive BOLEH TAK, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JGN DOK KALUT RUSH AKU SBB NNTI AKU JADI KALUT AND NERVOUS AND THEN AKU BAWAK TAK IKUT UNDANG2 LANGGAQ SANA SINI SO if you don't want to die on my hands pls jangan rush me. Thank you.
I think I'm the type to do this. Act it's not comparing, it's like making you feel better bc I've been there and I want you to know that I'm ok rn so you gotta be ok too yknow? It's kinda like my own way to cheer you up. So forgive me if I make you feel even worse :(
Have you ever been so fucking angry to the point that your hands are shaking but you couldnโt do nothing except keep quiet because you wanna be mature and not stoop so low as them?
Can we not bagi excuse men curang sebab wife tak pandai jaga rumah etc? Sheโs a wife, not a bibik. Men curang sebab dia yg nak curang. Itโs on him.
Dulu i ingat laki curang sebab gatal. Miang. But apa yg i tgk dkt my sis. I rasa laki dia curang sbb my sis pandaโฆ โ Im your sis side. She did the right thing๐คฉ
Told my mom to pos my lab coat and my mom be like โwhat? What is that?โ Took a few minutes to explain a freaking lab coat to my mom and she went โohhh baju doktor...โ
Asian moms and their doctor tiada pisah ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
I cried dohh. She is so amazing, those people don't deserves her. People really need to get a grip and start thinking with their dumb brain that all living human have this shit call feelings. This girl is so tough I love her.
My dad paling excited nak beli makanan for me if I tak boleh puasa. Like if I told my mom takyah kejut sahur esok and boom the next day thereโs gonna be mcd/kfc on the table. One time he picked me up and asked if I cant puasa pastu stopped by kfc, he went in to buy kfc for me ๐ญ
men yang takleh tahan perempuan makan depan dorang sumpah lemah like wdym weโre not respecting those who are fasting?????? we NEED to eat bc we are losing a lot of blood
Friend: โEh rindu aku la tuโ
Me: โEw jijik!โ which actually translates to โgila tak rindu hang bodoโ, in another nice phrases, โmestilah rindu hang takdak hang bosan hidup akuโ
So I got a job today and I was supposed to start tomorrow but the job requires their workers to wear short sleeve to work. Told my mom that I donโt want to so I cancel it. Talk about Allahโs plan, the next day after tomorrow my mom is going to to Hatyai so bless me!
Iโm kinda out of money en sbb jpa masuk lambat ish then I scroll la balik chat dgn my mom nak tgok mcm mana la I mintak duit kat my mom dulu sumpah idk how to ask for money Iโm awkward but then I saw this wtaf is this broooo I typed this?!?!
At this point I think selain daripada kursus kawin, pasangan yg bakal dpt anak pun kena ada kursus nak jaga anak so they would know what to expect and what to do when things like these happens
Hahahaha teringat dulu waktu monyet masuk asrama, dia lalu depan bilik aku, berhenti depan pintu pastu usya aku dgn kawan aku tengah cari kutu, terus tak jadi masuk. Dia ingat kawan dia la kot
Dlam kepala skrang ni ada ayam kfc and nasi lemak mcd and subway chicken slice and turkey breast and caramel macchiato starbucks the lastly orea mcflurry. That's all
At this point I think she just hates ka lol. Most of makanan dlm tin no need preservatives pun sbb the process of canning itself tu yg ensure product tu boleh tahan lama. Makanan dlm tin ada preservatives tu a myth yee ๐โ๐ป
Ramai yg tanya saya pasal sardin. Saya tidak makan sardin dlm tin; apatah lagi menggorengnya. Makanan dlm tin banyak preservatif dan garam. Biasa saya makan ikan fresh sahaja, grilled. Betul tanggapan ramai.
I think Imma put best at procrastination in my resume so when my interviewers ask me why I think this is a quality I can say my procrastination makes me do my assignment at the very last minute but still I aced it. This shows my abilities to do things quickly and efficiently ๐
When you puji a girl waktu dia insecure ofc la dia deny cause thatโs what sheโs feeling at the moment but if sheโs feeling cute and sexy then you tak puji merajuk la itโs all about the right time ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Have you ever felt so tired of holding up when all that you wanted was to just let go? But then again you were also afraid that if you ever let go of yourself, youโll never get back up and you wonโt be the same person anymore ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Kwsp aside, it is soo scary seeing them using the name of Allah to curse someone like this. The literal meaning of Islam is peace, tapi perangai tunjuk serupa mcm agama tah apa2
KWSP punya pasal sampai jadi macam orang hilang akal. Elok bubar jela KWSP ni, kerajaan pun tak pening kepala.
Esok dh tua tak mampu nk bekerja jangan merungut pulak simpanan tak ada. Time tu ingat balik kebodohan kau yang mendesak-desak nak keluarkan KWSP sampai licin dulu tu.
tadi ada this group of kids mai beraya. bila bagi duit raya mf buka sampul astu went "eleh seringgit ja?" kurang ajaq betul dah la tak masuk rumah nak duit ja. kids this days are so kurang ajaq aku dulu dapat 2 kupang tak kata apa pun eee geram betul laa
I really hope one day I can help them instead of just retweeting this, Iโm willing to give half of my rezeki to them ๐ญ Ya Allah we trust your plan ๐ญ
Want that kind of boyfriend that will hype me up on ig like commenting how beautiful I am wearing that color and Iโll be the cute girlfriend thatโll comment like look at my man rocking that jeans hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA SERONOKNYA BERANGAN HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Everyone has their moments. I have my moments too and I am so grateful to have my babes that are always there to lift up my spirit and make me feel so beautiful. May Allah bless you all with so much happiness and I really donโt wanna lose these beautiful friends :)
So uitm ada buat gp utk orang2 yang single lmfao desperate siaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I was driving then I saw a cute little fluffy ball jumping near the road. When I got closer GUESS WHAT BITCH? IT WAS A PUPPY. HE WAS SO CUTE N FLUFFY N SO SMALL N SO BEAUTIFUL THT I ALMOST STOP THE CAR N PICK HIM UP THEN HNTAR PI RUMAH MY NONMUSLIMS FRIEND N THREATEN THEM TO JAGA
Situasi di sebuah office.
Pekerja: Bos, minta tolong review salary saya boleh?
Bos: Boleh nanti saya hantar ke HR.
2 minggu berlalu...
Pekerja: Ada update ke bos dari HR?
Bos: Diorang tengah process.
4 minggu berlalu... ๐๐ผ
Food science is really fun to learn i swear i love it but when it comes to exam fuck me it makes me want to kill myself with all the shit i have to memorise like i dont think it is legal for such a large amount of knowledge to be in a personsโs brain
I really hate it when I was so angry and I really wanted to express it, shouting and get mad at them but my cracked voice failed me. Like ugh I AM ANGRY IโM NOT SUPPOSED TO CRY FML!!
i dgn my fren prnah bincang n we concluded the reason laki curang w/ rempit bc they wanna feel โneededโ. You see, pretty girls, successful girls they can stand in their own, they r independent. So ego laki ni tercabar so they turn to rempit so tht they can feel powerful n strong