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ugly were?
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@maaarrah maybe she made a down payment on an hot air balloon
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@queenveej why his American accent had to be so hood though? 😭
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@meganfatcheeks I need them to release the tape..
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Lori Harvey on @Essence & her approach on dating. “figure out what your non-negotiables are and don’t ever waiver on them.” aka never settle 🫵🏽
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@kisses4bey the entire scene was probably improvised cause 😅
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@heytally baby had them crazy eyes since the beginning.
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@PennyJam_ wow, y’all just in love love. Beautiful 💓
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@LindseyCreated This the same choke hold people had with Chadwick saying “do the thing, the Wakanda thing.”
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@justlivin220 my manz looking like..
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@WizMonifaaa please let me touch the hem of your skirt
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@LaRonHines “what’s yo girlfriends name?” & that’s when he knew he messed up..
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@blythlie why she ain’t change into her pjs & go back to bed? cause baby..
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@ChefAnthonyDC the 5-finger discount just went UP
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@ashyassknees more like:
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@Tiniwana who’s the nurse? she doesn’t need to be working
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@NotLaja “Gayle is on this ride, you can’t see her but she’s over there in South Africa.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was not expecting Oprah or Gayle..
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@Yam_Head this is all i could think of
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@MANlSMONET Y’all need a 3rd?
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“Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan because i spit hot fire.”
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20 years ago today, “Chappelle’s Show” premiered on Comedy Central What quote from the show do u say most?
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@MissZindzi he sounds like Fran Drescher’s mother
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@Cantstyle don’t even know how to have a proper conversation either. it’s always “you smoke?” am i a chimney please..
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@smoke_nd_pearlz like why do people keep saying COVID gone, like it’s a literal disease.
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@britnianise I’m choosing my workout every.single.time then I will cry about my hair later 😢
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@ShenaeCurry “Paying for ID renewal when I’m still the same nigga..” that part 😭😭😭
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@AreolaInspector him looking like Will Smith in Hitch at the end is sending me. cause..
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@ZayTheTrillest_ She on that stuff. Cause her reaction was nuts 😭
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@FreshWithDepth i really want to hold a press conference about this actually
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@Hi_ImBuddy this part took me out!!
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@zaynahbear i would’ve just made a pb&j sammick or had sleep for dinner 😭
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#TheBachelorette Will: I've only dated white girls Rachel:
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@NautiTwoTimes with sliver buttons..
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@ifyouwereafo They was not seeing them last girls 😭😭
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@NiqueG_22 i’m going to start scamming ppl since they’re making it so easy
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@JaeMajette firstly God & lastly klarna & paypal
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@Kitranada I just want to watch them make whoopie
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@THATbarb Y’all are QUICK!!
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@ComplexCut brothers at whoring
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@jemcornelius we used to be a proper country.
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@Southside_Gunn this part 😭
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@PopCulture2000s my bby ate! 😮‍💨
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@JackFrostStan this is next level eating! i aspire
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@TheBaddestMitch nobody: you:
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@WrittenByHanna these 😭😭😭 5-7 minutes gave her the uppercut
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@shanxeditss i really love when actors connect on & off the screen!
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@RitzTheLioness apparently it’s ‘’marcus’ and not ‘arcus’ 😭😭
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@THEEBlackleftie the worst part of these girls being “braiders” they can’t and use hella gel. Y I need to have str8 hair for you to braid? Ya hand slippery?
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@criminalplaza not him doing all of this and he still going to prison. jokes on him
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@dariusinferno When I say y’all are dumb on this app this is what I mean! 😭😭
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@mefeater this episode still haunts me til this day
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@agrantpoole No one can ever tell me this show isn’t funny! I can watch this show for weeks and never get tired of it!
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@LaRonHines okay but they ATE 🥰
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@crossyourminds_ my man got hair like a horse. no bald spots just long and luxurious.
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@KHAENOTBAE i also have a problem with kids wanting to be on the same level as adults & adults backing up those kids who want things their way..
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@tamzinmcgrath This is why I want to work part-time. We spend too much time at work! I want to be able to balance my life peacefully!
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@darealoutsider7 thank you for the fans 😭
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@FUCCl She didn’t get beat up enough for me..
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@ThatBaldBaker “lemmereadtheingredientsondisting”
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Chris Brown & H.E.R. on a track together 🤝🏽>>
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not too much on me y’all. please come here for the laugh and go 😭😭
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why did black people add ‘arcus’ add the end of names? i.e Jamarcus, Demarcus, Lamarcus
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@HazelShaday lazy girl trousers is so funny. so slacks??
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@GoatMedical My name gotta be covered in white out & someone else name up there
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@ericriveracooks and marinating plantain w buttermilk?? hello, please just sprinkle likke salt and throw them in the pan to fry 😭
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@Brieyonce anytime some pisses me off me:
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@TinyTweeter00 White women real life weirdos. Don’t ever mind the business that pays them
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@bobeaubreaux that men started! what a full circle moment.
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@rahsh33m this was cute but if this is how kids are dressing then we need to discuss that tragedy.
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@ericriveracooks rich people are annoying lol. why is everything they like considered ‘fine dining’ & then end up charging a plate for something like this for $84.
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@Pinkthepimp sometimes I can’t believe people wake up and plan to be evil. premeditated manipulation is crazy.
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@VictoriaMonet @nina_alston @JanetJackson she didn’t miss a beat!!! ❤️
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@shehawaiin I had cents I just didn’t care 🤣
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@xoxo_taj_BOSS i’m so weak cause i really thought it was just ‘arcus’ and not ‘marcus’
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@Isaiahkjohn it’s like you had this bby by yourself
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@rahsh33m about to? honey that baby already knows she’s royalty.
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@Pooooossaa these quote tweets are crazy 😭
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@_GodHerself went to my local B&N and found the section
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@Levilabaybee this is when it means to love! match energies 💞
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@edinamdean i always assume is was somebody that’s going to just give hell and get fired anyway
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@blessadj @jayBEEsayss nah Jesus really used to clack back too hard at people 😭
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@solodeauxleaux nobody: you:
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@leoxeloo i’m sorry but fire those young ones immediately
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@Jahquari she was furious!!!! 😭
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Please y’all 😭😭😭 #VERZUZ
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@kyleskiki God i only come to you in prayer as a humble servant…
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@o_keilani why? 😭😭
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@terrellgrice “Sabrina”
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when you have to dance for massa to get what you want. #tweetlike1600s
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@CrocodileCam add shame again please
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@whitest_injera white father by day black rapper at night.
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@ColtsKatana i would be gagged if i was his wife. see love 😭
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