Recess @takearecess Twitter profile

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@takearecess

3 months

this dude accidentally proved we’re worth every dollar

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3 years

if you google “calmest place in New York”, 173 Elizabeth St. is actually the only result friday 6/25: 11am - 7pm saturday 6/26: 11am - 7pm sunday 6/27: 12pm - 6pm free zines free Recess

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5 years

everyone hates millennials until they have to figure out how to rotate a pdf

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2 years

introducing our zero-proof “margarita” for modern times. brewed with real limes and agave, it’s a sparkling, hemp and adaptogen infused mocktail. now available online and in stores

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@takearecess

3 years

hey new york, we created a pop-up shop in honor of all of us re-entering society. free Recess, free zines, and good times await you this weekend (june 25 - 27).

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@takearecess

5 years

no one can stop you from boiling pasta in Recess. you're an adult, and you have ideas

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4 years

my body: it's time to sleep my brain:

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@takearecess

5 years

me: i don't know how to do my taxes school: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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@takearecess

3 years

we’re developing a line of brown paper bags to breathe into. introducing Recess Bag - calm in a bag

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@takearecess

4 years

yeet

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@takearecess

3 years

in case you missed it, we launched a whole new type of Recess earlier this week: → it’s called Recess Mood → it comes in drink and powder form → it helps you make more serotonin and dopamine → the ladies of @shotsonclub will be giving away Mood tonight as prizes (10pm est)

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@takearecess

5 years

rihanna as flavors of Recess, a thread:

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@takearecess

5 years

well we put it off for as long as we could, but alas, here we are, cultivating a twitter presence

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@takearecess

5 years

there should be a section on Netflix called 'shows that are good to have on in the background while you stare at your phone'

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@takearecess

5 years

me at 3pm: i'm going to sleep early tonight me at 3am: do birds have friends

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@takearecess

3 years

doing nothing doesn’t mean you’re avoiding work, it just means you’re doing a different type of work

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@takearecess

3 months

Recess did not pay for this incredible “endorsement,” but we’ll take it. Try Recess now for 15% off with code: RELAX

Recess

drinks and powders to help you feel calm cool collected despite the stressful world around you

takearecess.co

Justin

@jmrphy

3 months

Cannabis is a silent epidemic wreaking havoc on the American family. A friend brought some of these over and I drank two around 8pm. My body completely shut down and I slept from 9pm until 10am. I slept through Sunday Mass. How is this legal, with such innocent packaging?

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@takearecess

5 years

the venn diagram of people who microwave fish at work and people who do actual murders is just a circle

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@takearecess

5 years

if a pet is too much responsibility, try a houseplant. If that doesn’t work, try saving a photo of a plant on your phone and taking care of that

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@takearecess

4 years

peach ginger's latest get rich quick scheme

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@takearecess

4 years

some free new years resolutions: 1.) work harder at not working 2.) go back and pet that dog you just passed 3.) really start using 'do not disturb' mode 4.) apply to other jobs even if you don't take them

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@takearecess

4 years

an antidote to modern times, it is

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@takearecess

5 years

office culture is typing "hahahahahaha" to your coworker who is 5 feet away from you and can clearly see you're not laughing

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@takearecess

3 years

peach ginger is guest moderating NYU girls roasting tech guys tonight at 10pm est on clubhouse. there will be Recess prizes for things like ‘worst bio’ and ‘worst pickup line’ because peach ginger loves watching the world burn @shotsonclub

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@takearecess

4 years

bikes are acoustic motorcycles and cars are electric horses. sorry we don't make the rules

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@takearecess

2 years

she just wanted to remind you that you’re enough

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@takearecess

5 years

peach ginger

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@takearecess

5 years

List of brands we received cease & desists from (due to our instagram posts) so far: - Lacroix - POM - McDonalds

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@takearecess

5 years

hot girl summer has officially begun

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@takearecess

4 years

if you're feeling unmotivated, maybe it's because you're doing what you think you should be doing instead of what you want to be doing

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@takearecess

5 years

by the time you turn 30, you should have: - a college degree - a good workout routine - several lizards (any type is fine) - a second apartment for storing all your lizards - some money in a savings account - a therapist to discuss the whole lizard thing

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@takearecess

3 years

idk who needs to hear this, but you're doing great

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@takearecess

4 years

it’s time to make hemp legal, safe, and accessible for the people of new york. regulate us pls

It’s Time to Regulate CBD in New York

Inaction may kill the New York hemp industry before it begins.

observer.com

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@takearecess

5 years

a can of Recess has exactly 1g protein because that's all you nerds need

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@takearecess

5 years

me at age 17: i wonder if i can turn this can into a bong me at age 27: i wonder if i can turn this can into an aroma therapy diffuser

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@takearecess

2 years

soup season

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2 years

stop imagining fake scenarios

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3 years

worrying is just the focus of one possibility at the expense of thousands of other variations

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@takearecess

3 years

the desire to procrastinate might just be your brain’s way of telling you that you're burnt out and you need time to recharge

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@takearecess

2 years

your ride to the beach this summer is looking fabulous #hamptonjitney 📸 quan_mediagroup

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2 years

Recess summer starter pack

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3 years

the official drink of turning off your Slack notifications this weekend

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2 years

look, carolers

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5 years

pomegranate hibiscus

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4 years

when you realize the child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being fully human

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2 years

there’s no need to squeeze. the juice is already inside the can

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2 years

can you believe national relaxation day is on a monday

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5 years

remember the 20-20-20-20 rule: look away from your screen every 20 minutes and focus on something 20 feet away for 20 seconds while imagining 20 dogs who are all friends

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@takearecess

3 years

a good idea is just a bad idea that’s been heavily edited

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5 years

don't worry if you have no idea what you're doing because nobody else does either

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@takearecess

3 years

they told him to buy @GameStop #GME

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@takearecess

2 years

these are just the facts. tastes and feels like a margarita without the consequences

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5 years

some ideas for improving your office: - replace all employees with dogs - dress up the dogs in business attire - make one dog the boss - get fired by the power hungry boss dog

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2 years

we love Martha

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5 years

Recess internal artboard no. 003

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@takearecess

3 years

thinking about how T-Pain rhymed mansion with wiscanson

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@takearecess

5 years

why do these cans look like they're about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2019?

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@takearecess

2 years

the dry january council is an interest group created by Recess to accelerate the growth of dry january so unwinding without alcohol becomes a more mainstream idea. take a Recess instead

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@takearecess

9 months

Recess Mood Powder stick packs are giving us travel fomo right now

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@takearecess

5 years

as we mature from our twenties to our thirties, the plastic bags beneath our sinks multiply

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@takearecess

2 years

your good ideas might just be waiting for things to calm down before rising to the surface

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3 years

attn: social media managers. IG is still down, take a Recess

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5 years

weird how 1970 was 30 years ago but 2004 was 100 years ago

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@takearecess

2 years

back in stock? oh yeah

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@takearecess

4 years

according to historians, this painting is the earliest known depiction of Recess (though it likely existed for hundreds of years before this painting was made)

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@takearecess

5 years

fellas, you have $15 to spend on the perfect woman: - $100: smart - $300: funny - $250: confident - $5: peach - $10: ginger - $500: smells good

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for halloween this year the cans just wanted to be bottles

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@takearecess

3 years

like this if you've used your PTO in 2021

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5 years

me at 18: i’m gonna change the world me at 28: i’m gonna change my password to something more secure

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@takearecess

4 years

you leave milk out for santa, but you leave Recess out for krampus

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@takearecess

3 years

anyone else uncomfortable when someone logs onto your Google Doc? anonymous narwals are cute, but it doesn’t make it any less nerve-racking.

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@takearecess

5 years

coworker: stop writing copy that personifies the can, it's weird me: *is a can of Recess*

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@takearecess

3 years

make space in your mind for new ideas and feelings in the same way you would make space in your house for new things and guests

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5 years

rejected Recess instagram post #001

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@takearecess

2 years

a world without this instagram post

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5 years

a real powermove is to sign off all your work emails with ‘love,’

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3 years

how is it already August?

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@takearecess

3 years

☁️💙💙☁️

Andrea

@iiiitsandrea

3 years

My first In-depth profile that talks about what it’s like to create @thesnaxshot living in Honduras, how LatAm & magical realism inspires my writing and being dubbed as “a rebellious underdog” Thanks ⁦ @foodandwine ⁩ + ⁦ @danqdao ⁩, I’m in tears!

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@takearecess

3 years

they’re ready to take you to the calm realm

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@takearecess

2 years

did you ever think of that?

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@takearecess

5 years

if i could have dinner with any celebrity living or dead, i would choose Beethoven (the dog not the guy)

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@takearecess

2 years

if nothing's making your boss happy today, that's too bad and go for a walk

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2 years

beautifying the streets of nyc 📸 quan_mediagroup

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5 years

ariana grande: god is a woman nietzche: god is dead neutral milk hotel: god is a place you will wait for the rest of your life Recess: god is a sparkling water infused with hemp and adaptogens

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@takearecess

5 years

yeah i take my* work** home with me * toilet paper ** from the office bathroom

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@takearecess

3 months

an antidote to modern times

Justin

@jmrphy

3 months

Welcome to the future—zynned up, 20mg addie, cbd drank takes the edge off, I’m tweeting this with my eyeballs rn while my son is asking me what time we’re having dinner—“Son, time is a human affliction; not a human invention but a prison.”

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@takearecess

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if you're struggling to feel purposeful today, try to find purpose in caring for yourself. if that doesn't work, maybe adopt a cat? idk I'm an aluminum can full of sparkling water with hemp and adaptogens, not a therapist

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3 years

Avril Lavigne is on TikTok. I repeat, Avril Lavigne is on TikTok.

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4 years

If you are a California resident, please take a moment to contact the Governor and your state legislators asking them to support this critical legislation that would legalize hemp-CBD.

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3 years

what would you like to do today? you tell take a us nothing recess 👇 👇 👇

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3 years

Instagram is down so take this opportunity to stop scrolling and take a Recess (except this tweet that you're reading right now)

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5 years

if only there was an antidote to these modern times

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2 years

don’t be sad dry january is over, be happy it happened

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2 years

calm you can really feel

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5 years

*my boss, shouting into the grand canyon* DID YOU DO YOUR TIMESHEET?

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3 years

don't worry if you have no idea what you are doing because nobody else does either

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5 years

coworker: what are you working on? me: *knee deep in an extremely heated argument with the cheerios corporate twitter account* me: just doing some brand outreach

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@takearecess

5 years

everyone you love is only 70% water. Recess, however, is like almost 100% water