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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

Pamamonya ipapo lol 🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 month

Hanzi ku UK ,hatikwanisi ku saver mari ,salary inongokwana kuenda ku France 😂😂😂😂 # Eiffel Tower ne salary yese

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

One of my embarrassing moments at Halifax bank. I had £1500 in my account and wanted to withdraw ,so I confidently approached the teller and asked how much i can withdraw factoring in bank charges,she checked my account and said £1500 but i kept asking about bank charges😂😂😂

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@sam_dzivah

6 months

I have realized that Zim banks charge you between US$25 and US$50 for withdrawing $1000. Yet in European banks For example here in Poland banks they do not charge anything for withdrawing money You are not charged any fee per month if you deposit 1000 you are guaranteed to…

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

$2000 USD salary to stay in Zim or £2000 in UK , 💀💀💀 This is what happens when you choose to stay in Zim

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 years

Some girl just caused a scene by pizza inn complaining how she was served third and yet she was first in line,then 💥 boom her card gets declined #insufficent funds#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Chawanga wambopopotera apa hauna mari futi 🤦‍♀️

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@Am_Blujay Wait what???! I had to google Lauren London! What she had a baby with lil Wayne 💀💀💀💀

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

I have helped more than 6 people with information to come kuno and so far handisati ndanzwa any one of them achichema kuda kudzokera kuZim. Uk is not for hustling ,you have to put in the work to earn a living. If thats not your portion then gara hako ku Zimbabwe.

Uncle Tony

@antomukuwa

6 months

Seyi vamwe vanhu vari kunze vachiti it’s better being in Zimbabwe home is best but vasingadzoke kumba ? Like why would you discourage munhu kuuyawo kunze Iwe usiri kudzoka?

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

With love from Spain 🇪🇸 ❤️.

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 months

@Yvonne_Maphosa Dear Lord Yvonne’s prayer Amen ☺️

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 months

@antomukuwa People back home pray for the basic needs and miracles and yet when you go abroad it’s just a matter of having a job and those needs met. My relationship with God when i was in Zim was blessings driven but now its more of a genuine need to have a relationship with God

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

Pronunciation of towns and cities in the UK will be the death of us ana Cosrashe. IELTS didn’t prepare us enough 😭😭😭😭😭

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 months

February 2022 : Migrated to the UK First 6 months were hard, depression kicked in,i wanted to go back home. I had been used to life office life but now kumhanyisana nechembere 😭😭😭. I had to remind myself WHY i had moved in the first place After that it got better 😁

Setfree Nherera Mafukidze 🇿🇼

@cdesetfree

4 months

But zvekuDiaspora iPeer Pressure chaiyo 😆 but vanhu vanoshingirira chete: 1.Marraiges arikuparara at an alarming rate. 2. Depression is hitting a lot of us. 3. Expectations you have while in Zimbabwe are not even easy to meet when you get kuDiaspora,it's not a walk in the park.…

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

My private bus,munhu one ari ega 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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@taffytafadzwa88

9 days

@PatienceMahamb1 Kutaurira pasi haaa pakaipa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ,.ndinenge ndichida kusheedzera ini

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

ManFromNyasaland

@PhiriTofara

2 months

yap😌

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@wakawaka_doctor Thank you so much Sir,a lot of my Zim friends are following you and have moved to countries because of your help and information.God bless you.

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@taffytafadzwa88

8 months

@Yvonne_Maphosa Honestly make it make sense, it’s just so infuriating, instead of calling them out on their bullshit,they will call them “mbinga” 😒😒

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@Arthur05611830 @ShadayaKnight As a woman.i endorse this tweet

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@taffytafadzwa88

18 days

The flag. The Citizen 😆

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@taffytafadzwa88

7 months

The iphone 14 plus i have is mine,zvekuti ndakaitora nechikwereti ratove drama😂😂😂😂.Its mine. .

Chambii

@AmChambi

7 months

Mortgage and 'I bought' can never be in on sentence. It is a debt until the last instalment is paid sadly when you say it people get emotional. We are all in this debt race but people don't want to hear it, one mention and am blocked. 110th time being blocked whenever I say it.

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 years

Zvimwe zvinhu zvatinofarira so,do you even know the reason why black friday is called black friday 😑😑😑

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 month

Kisii 🕊

@kisiithefoodie

1 month

Favorite picture of you so far in March. Let’s have it¿

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

I remember a few month having arrived in the UK, i was taking a walk in the neighborhood and came across a dog that started barking at me, my initial thought was to say futsek but realised hazvishandi lol i ended up saying stop it!! Stop it!! 😂😂😂

 Bhuru 

@tino_bonde_05

6 months

in this situation, What's di 1st word that comes out your mouth 🙈🙈🙈...

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 years

@Panashe468 @muchengeti_zhou Zvimwe ndezvime Bob chirungu aisvisvina 😍😍

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

@Laobanlaowai You missed the point 😒😒

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@MadQueenLady @wakawaka_doctor It does.i am going next week

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@penzura_wacho 6:20 London

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@antomukuwa Chinonetsa Uncle ndechekuti munhu anoda life yekuenda kubasa asingashandi achihustler manje kuno ukaenda kubasa unonoshanda wodzoka kumba.ukarega kuenda kubasa hapana mari😂😂😂 zveku Zim zvekudziisa ma chair ekubasa usingashandi doesn’t work kuno

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@miyamikolee I was a manager in my previous job and came to the UK as a nurse aid.let them stay in that shit hole😂😂😂 bazoba strong lol

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@antomukuwa Ukauya ne mentality ye chi hustler hazvibudi

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@dzwaaaa I used to stare at girls boobs and legs and thought i was losing it only to realize after therapy that it was because of my own insecurities of not having big boobs and nice legs 😌😌 but i am good now.

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@Am_Blujay All because one man said God can not sink this ship,He showed them that nothing is impossible.

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@taffytafadzwa88

7 months

@MISSCHINDIYA I never used to understand the importance of paying taxes when i was in Zim until i came to the UK. In as much as tax is a lot but you actually get the basic services. It’s painful the way Zimbabwe has been reduced to shreds😭😭😭

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@Yvonne_Maphosa Treat her like a Queen and she will definitely treat you like the King .Wooow my fav this is soooo beautiful honestly.

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 months

@Eng_Malo Content creatiom will be the death of ma 2000 babies aya .i was so disgusted by thay post

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

My morning dosage of @takuralife 🔥🔥🔥

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 years

@Tino_Chinyani I now totally understand why you kept your love life under wraps because hayi ah people are just evil out there

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@taffytafadzwa88

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theboy_parker

@theboy_parker

28 days

A picture of you not smiling let's go

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@taffytafadzwa88

7 months

UK will never appeal to people with a “hustling” mentality. That is the reason why a lot are saying “ngogara zvangu ku Zimbabwe”. It’s a different kind of ballgame when you experience a fully functional economy.

Noma not Normal☀️

@NomaSapienRT

7 months

You're at the Airport on your way to UK to "hustle" and you get a call from ZIMPLATS offering you a full time job, USD 5K net salary pm, a company car, a house and other benefits. What will you do?

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

Zvanhasi let me log out because vanhu vakuda kukuvadzana pa TL 🤨🤨🤨

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@okuhle_tee There is nothing besides nurse aide . Its nurse aide or nothing💀💀💀💀

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

@Her__Hotness Lol thebpoint is .people make these comparisons pano pa twitter kah vachiti chose between the two😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

7 months

Manje kana uripa COS unototi ugare chete 😂😂😂😂😂

Memory Nguwi

@memorynguwi

7 months

Do not stay too long with one employer.

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@taffytafadzwa88

23 days

@Vadyegoraa Problem is that vachinemasettings eku Zim lol software needs to be rebooted😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 years

@zet_zw @IncaseMissed Shadaya for President

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@ProfUriel @zebraterritory I cried when i watched the video.honestly i never thought such evil existed.

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@chris_DrPhil @MARLON_M26 The truth is you will never know until the day it happens. I dated a guy who introduced me to the whole clan nevese vekumusha nembudzi nemombe zvese zvazvakundiziva but dude still went on to cheat and marry someone else. He was the one who would talk about marriage all the time.

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

A dose of @takuralife everyday is necessary 🤩

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 years

@P_Myte @georgia_tsetana You nailed it on thr memes hahahahah

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

Zvekuti wife material haaende ku pub itori drama😂😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@Zvoutete14 I remember a day ndakaona this guy achisimpa.Dude gave his ex woman ‘s son mari to buy a take out,.when the ex found out about it akapihwa reminder yekuti he is not your son💀💀💀💀

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@louistchihata I had just arrived in the Uk mweya wekubata cash wanga uchiri pandiri ,you know Zim mentality 😂😂😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 years

These suburban kids just crack me up,nigga visits the ghetto for two minutes now they be talking like “my hustle is from the ghetto.i understand the struggle” hahahahaha go back to your tarred roads and electric gates.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

10 months

@Zvoutete14 1. Learn the culture and language ,you make life easy for yourself 2. Find a community of Zimbos but dont be too absorbed because vamwe mmm vanekagodo 3. Leave within your means , 4. It’s important to be a law abiding person 5. credit score is important

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@HIPPYINMIND @ZimViral @ChibageChris As a female i endorse this tweet 110%.

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@LesleyChinomon1 @takuralife The girl ati Takura’s video is promoting child marriages

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@_iampanashe I will never look at spiderman the same way 😂😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@OGil2014 Hahaha i do that to my son .we need to continue the culture 🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

Another go and see Victor 😂😂😂😂😔

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 months

@Chira_bae Wati chiii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 anyway i am not the targeted group because handisi pa tik tok🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

7 months

@dondo_comfort @daddyhope People underestimate the power of options, when you have options its easy to come and go but sadly some youths in Zim dont see it that way.i liked the fact that you tried to come to Zim and realised the problems there and had the option to go back to the US.

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@Talesstonderai @reallhusband @_unburnt Hatinawo here proper representative nhai senyika.mamwe ma face ari apa anotinydzisa as a country

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@PrettiGurlPale @Masked_tweep @Mbalenhleehh Underrated tweet😂😂😂😂😂. Soo true

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 years

@zet_zw Tomaisa mumvura then tozobvisa ma petals one by one tichiti he loves me,he loves me not kusvika apera ese lol

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 months

Domboshava 2017

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@FaffieManhuhwa

2 months

Domboshava 2022😎

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@molyff22 @HayzellTendai search care it and also couple it with a st john nurse aid course

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@RealTalkFadzie Iwe huya ku Uk , you are complaining of 5 years.some people are starting over at 40 kuita nurse aide iwe uchiri zvako kuma 20.

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@quikoey @MrBlackOG Like a tribe called quest,you gotta say the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@PhiriTofara Hausi wega.i once goggled the response but manje google was ungoogble 🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

9 months

Pamwe pacho unotozombofunga kuti ko ndikabiwa ndiri one mubhazi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

Let it be know that @takuralife is the King 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Harore

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@changamiresave @HayzellTendai Also do a care certificate course pa it makes your cv have more weight because those are british standards

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

Tichamboita zvemabhora🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@greyzephyr1

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 years

@Panashe468 @muchengeti_zhou Itype yaigara ichicorrector vanhu chirungu pa twirra lol

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 years

@DaddyBatso @_chara03 Nhopi typing

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 years

met up with an old school mate. We got talking ,i then congratulated her on being pregnant,she looked at me blankly .for some stupid reason I squeezed her tummy only to realize my mistake.she wasn’t pregnant, she just had a big tummy💀💀💀

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@Am_Blujay You just showed me the light🤣🤣🤣🤣i didnt know this at all

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@taffytafadzwa88

10 days

@antomukuwa Umwe wekutinyepera zve salary ye $16000 😂😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

8 months

Lol i really found this hilarious,he is such a funny guy 🫶🏻

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@MunasheChirisa

8 months

CARE WORK is a noble profession, guys. Here is a recounting of my first experience on SHIFT 😭, taped at @kingkandorolive ’s #FamilyMeetingTour at LEICESTER SQUARE Theatre, in London's West End. You just had to be there 😅 Part 1

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@AndileMaseko12 @Leversmanganye Dont do this to ntate🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 months

@antomukuwa Even ma sermon ekuno its more of a relationship with God,its never about tithe or miracles or praying for a job or husband etc.

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@six_papi Havasi mai goatess here avo

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@Am_Blujay Awww if only AKA could see this 😍😍

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@taffytafadzwa88

5 months

@antomukuwa He shouldnt,ngaa mover on coz he will always remember it and vakanetsana chances are he will always bring it up

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@taffytafadzwa88

9 months

@Talent_Courage We need to cancel him 🤣🤣🤣how can you call our golden sadza crap

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@taffytafadzwa88

4 months

@antomukuwa Nyaya handidi kana kutomboinzwa .imagine ndato applyer visa to go to Spain nema girls angu chii chii zvikanzi hakuna kwaunoenda😢😢😢😢😢

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@Kid_Ralphy @MISSCHINDIYA Calling all autobots# Optimus Prime called out 😂😂😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

Going out with broke friends of friends is sooo annoying, someone experiments with the menu now bill comes munhu akurohwa ne selective amnesia 😑😑😑

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@taffytafadzwa88

6 months

@PhiriTofara ZvemuZimbabwe ndezvekungovhundutsirana chete 😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@SueNyathi Nope I personally wouldnt be offended .it also gives us a chance to prove if the child is indeed ours.babies get switched and hey i want to be sure 110% the baby im taking home is mine

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@Shadaya_Knight Single fathers should marry single mothers🌚🌚

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@Mwamba_Swagge @KaroroMitchelle Do you know what a gynaecologist does🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@six_papi Hahahaha Alpha has fallen🤣🤣🤣

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@taffytafadzwa88

1 year

@Lisaphiri1 Well its a good thing hamuna kuzoshanda ikoko, God had better plans

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@taffytafadzwa88

10 months

@kellenah Hahaha you cant stop reggae😂😂

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@taffytafadzwa88

11 months

@MrBlackOG @tumi_Phefo @vanpee_ As you can see.i am not dead🥹

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@taffytafadzwa88

3 years

@tariwemadimples Haaa time management was his greatest downfall.we set a date to meet at 5pm,he would call to let me know he is about to bath at 4:45pm😕😕😕

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@taffytafadzwa88

2 years

@6ix_zw_ @Goan_Senorita Hahaha i had an experience like this.i saw mamwe ma drivers pulling to this side ndikatoshaya kuti zvirikumboitirwei kkk ndakazoona ndakuridzirwa ne ambulance ku back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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