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@t_arnpreeest

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Sarcasm specialist, foodie, washed-up athlete, bacon enthusiast, avid indoorsman. Drinks well with others.

Phoenix, AZ
Joined April 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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I keep reading about #TracyChapman finally getting her flowers. It's not about that, Fast Car got her best new artist, best female pop vocal & folk album in 1989. To me, it's about a classic artist and timeless song that's being appreciated by a new generation. #GRAMMYs
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@repmorgan "I had a black friend". Singular. Not multiple. One. "I liked her, and I think she liked me". My intentions were pure. Not so sure about hers. "Now she's hostile & unpleasant" Stereotypes of black ppl being angry & violent. "I'm sure I didn't do anything" I'm the victim here
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@RedactedJohn Overheard at the grocery story... Guy: Why are you still wearing a mask? You just look silly. Lady: Says the guy wearing crocs... Everyone: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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@vanguard_pod "It's hard to explain in a 15 second soundbite..." No, it's hard to explain an imaginary idea the right created.
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@r8dr4lfe75 Kids, I shit you not. There used to be a phone # you could call to see what movies were showing and what time they started.
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@gloryglorytott If you're going to make an aggressive move toward a bouncer, might wanna do a quick wiki search first;
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@HC_Richardson Not a lawyer; but it appears they're setting up a Congressional vote on 14th amendment section 3 to disqualify him from public office. Then the DOJ can take their time to file charges.
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@robertjdenault Cy Vance and Letitia James, stand back and stand by.
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@davenewworld_2 Racism: so easy even a caveman can do it.
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@LSUfootball @JasmineStylesTV Brace yourself, the "You've just lost a lifelong fan" crowd is about to chime in...
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@RexChapman If she's smart she'll set up a gofund me and probably rake in six figures from those of us who completely condone what she did.
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@kumailn @maggieNYT Here's what happened: Wolf commented on her "smokey eye" makeup, but the #MAGAT supporters thought that was a little too close to making fun of her lazy eye, so they got prematurely offended by something they THOUGHT she'd say.
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@MikeSington Airlines need to stop paying around and just put these people on the No Fly List. If u disrupt a commercial flight and/or cause a flight to make an emergency landing = no fly list. Throw a fit about masks and delay the departure = no fly list Nobody got time for their bs.
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I can't imagine someone's first attempt at murder is a quadruple homicide that allowed him to evade arrest for over a month. My gut tells me he's going to be tied to other unsolved homicides/missing persons around college campuses. Thank God they got #BryanKohberger
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@RepKinzinger Couple of things; First, Could they sound anymore stereotypically "Trumpish"? Second, the lady that says "the wrath of the almighty God". Therein lies the problem. Two views on "Christianity". Those that worship a vengeful God, and those of us who worship a loving, forgiving God.
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If you're gonna limit me to reading 600 posts per day, then I'm really going to take issue with you spamming my time line with assholes I don't follow, and shit I didn't ask to see, Musky guy. #TwitterLimits #TwitterDown
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@BetMGM That's literally the 405 fwy every day of the week.
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@kaitlancollins He's taking a drug that's not yet FDA approved as a cure for a disease he doesn't have? That's a whole new level of stupid.
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@peytonyager @MansfieldPDTX @FOX4 But drag shows are what's traumatizing, huh?
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@douglasthron777 Has DeSantis tried sending the flood water to Martha's Vineyard?
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@ReallyAmerican1 Can't see how Fox survives a potential 4.3 billion dollar judgement. Entering the find out phase of the fuck around session.
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@zipillinois WTF? I have a feeling some members of congress are going to prison.
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@GOATJames23__ @SportsCenter If you can't spell defense, then it can't be that good.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr 75 million happy Americans, and not one AR15 at the celebration.
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@ESPNFrankie As a mother if your child is being falsely accused of assaulting someone, you stand up for them. This "mother" doesn't defend him. She knows what he did and is trying to get him out asap.
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@Therealronz @GatorsFB We get it. You have no friends.
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@irishlady99 @kenolin1 Thats what I always said...that if he really thought he'd win, he would have never run. I think he simply wanted to be edgy during the debates, rile ppl up, bully ppl around, and do his schtick.
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@ABC7 Tint on front windows and no front license plate; also not backed by science.
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@realDonaldTrump Then you'll love this view...
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@stevanzetti These people actually walk among us. They have drivers licenses and hold jobs. How friggin scary is that?
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@DonLew87 Fox will attempt to settle. I hope Dominion takes them down.
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@irishrygirl @AndrewHGiuliani @RudyGiuliani You know who can still practice law in New York state? Hillary Clinton.
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@enews Suns win NBA title next year. Kardashian curse lifted!
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@judgeluttig You were honored to talk the Vice President of the United States out of committing a coup? Weird flex, but ok.
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The jab at NY state is not just a vindictive move, its calculated. The likelihood of criminal charges will be from NY state. So he's laying the groundwork for his defense to say its "Politically motivated to get back at him for withholding the vaccine". #TrumpPressConference
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@LukeStPaul1 Wouldn't piss off the left, it would piss off Trump. Trump would get less votes than Jeffries, and it would be done publicly on national television where he couldn't claim fraud. He would be humiliated. Actually, yeah, go ahead and nominate Trump ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@monty_sexton How many Karen's got their men KTFO in 2021? Cuz they off to a good start in 2022.
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@JoJoFromJerz The Kardashians are responsible for ruining young girls self esteem and making them believe natural beauty isn't good enough. Your turn.
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@JoJoFromJerz @AnaCabrera They've handcuffed themselves to the stern of the titanic.
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@AshaRangappa_ It's crazy that generations of us grew up reading about Watergate as the benchmark of corruption in our government at the highest levels . Now we're all living through it in real-time, and 10x worse.
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@NicoleSGrigg The damage the former president has done to the integrity of journalists and democracy as a whole, may never be repaired.
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@Scottcrates He really booked Vanilla Ice?
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@SportsCenter @SCNext Clearly he's naturally right-handed. Throwing left-handed doesn't look as natural for him, and the balls aren't as tight. An advantage? Not really. He may have one play a game when he's flushed out of the pocket & can throw on the run rather than having to turn his whole body
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@AllisonLCarter Getting a tetanus shot does not protect you from stepping on a nail. What it does is protect you from the potentially deadly bacteria that can harm your body after stepping on a nail. Get vaccinated.
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@NoahShachtman @Kris_Sacrebleu Trump needs to tread lightly. Because guess who'll be governor of NY when Trump leaves office? Cuomo. Guess who'll work with the NY AG and the SDNY on pending charges against Trump? Cuomo Not the tree he wants to bark up.
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@JoJoFromJerz Idk, but can we stop posting pics of MTG? I've literally muted her name, her tag, her abbreviations and yet I'm spammed every day with pics of her.
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@brahmresnik @ruelaswritings He knows he's in a heap of ๐Ÿ’ฉ and doesn't want to incriminate himself. Lawyer up, Jake.
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@ShimonPro Why would Manafort intentionally lie to the FBI, Mueller and the Grand Jury involving a "hoax"?
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@MalyndaHale "Christian. Patriot. America First. Let's go Brandon". I'm just taking a stab in the dark.
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@netanyahu @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Remember when Trump tried to get Bibi to trash Biden on a conference call and Bibi was like......๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ—๐Ÿฆ— Sorry DT, Israel just likes Biden more.
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@wzaldridge "Pat Bev says he's that guy...you're not that guy. Chris Paul played terrible, and his numbers are still better than your career numbers have ever been..."
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The "just comply" crowd is out in full force tonight. Interesting that their desire to comply seems to apply to only one demographic of individuals. #TyreNichols
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@hammerito @NancyMace Antifa famously loves to squat down in the catcher position to spray paint under 36"
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@Josiah_Walrus I worked as a PA on 'Unhappily Ever After' when I first moved to LA in the 90s. I had heard about "Bobcat", but the guy that I saw behind the scenes was nothing like that. One of the most sincere and genuine people I met in LA. This doesn't surprise me at all.
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@TeamPelosi Now they know how to deal with Trump. If he shuts it down again, every TSA agent should call in sick for the first 3 days. The shutdown won't last long.
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@williamlegate Watch how quickly Fox News tries to suppress that he's a Trump supporter
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@CoreyRForrester The one good thing about the Trump Presidency is that it shown a light on the people that I don't need to have in my life. Some came as a surprise, others not so much. Life is alot more enjoyable without idiots around.
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@markknoller @FoxNews Guy has run for President 3x, was VP for 2 terms, has submitted over 20 yrs of tax returns, but all of a sudden NOW he's a criminal? Sure.
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@ESPNFrankie Note: she was sitting RIGHT next to her son. She's not arguing that they have the wrong person. She's not arguing with security that they didn't do anything wrong. She's quickly trying to get "Tucker" (name is apprapos) out asap.
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@BarryMarkson1 @stephen_richer She was that afraid of discovery, huh? She knew that would be used in commercials to kill her chances at her senate run. Can we deport her?
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@BorisEP @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Drank a glass of water with one hand, and then walked down a ramp with no handrails. Real G shit.
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@bradheath When you're trying to find fraud, flying commercial isn't feasible. Private Jets, expensive lunches and dinners are the way the framers meant for our democracy to be "investigated". The grift that keeps on giving.
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@PoliticusSarah So Biden could order Trump be assisnated in the interest of national security, and it would be considered an official Presidential act. This is why his argument falls apart. There is no such thing as absolute immunity.
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@MollyJongFast Youth voters didn't answer the calls from unknown numbers to be polled.
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@SollenbergerRC @thedailybeast As a former NFL player, I'm sure he's paid for more than one abortion. (I'm not stereotyping NFL players. I'm stereotyping Herschel Walker)
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If you're triggered because Taylor Swift showed up to her boyfriends game and got a few seconds of TV time, you're definitely not ready for a civil war.
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@Acosta The same Jason Miller who dropped a morning after pill in a strippers smoothie and doesn't like to pay his child support?
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@npenzenstadler His parents need to be arrested for providing him the AR15. Or if he was able to purchase that weapon, that store owner needs to be charged and they need to be shut down.
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@ali So Ali Akbar is speaking on behalf of African Americans? Do tell....
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@EthanCrisp @MLBONFOX @MarkZuckerman They "took a knee before the national anthem" Everything they reported is factual. Stop getting your lies from Fox News.
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@PresidentCater Imagine thinking Arizona and Texas have no say in Mexican food...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RightWingWatch They're not talking about "esoteric things" because they have no clue what esoteric means. They're Trump supporters, so they're talking about guns, Hunters laptop, WWE Royal Rumble and why Mee Maw can't work because of her fibromyalgia.
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@RexChapman As a preachers kid, I'll chime in. She's not wrong. The problem w/ Christianity is people will take one passage & apply its literal meaning to support their argument, while completely ignoring every other passage that contradicts their lifestyle. Separation of church & state
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@SportsCenter The greatest severance package of all time.
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@joncoopertweets Hold him in contempt and lock him up.
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@AynRandPaulRyan Alot of people are shaving after the insurrection
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@AshaRangappa_ Lin Wood, Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis probably need to update their resume.
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@RexChapman I gave a ride home to a guy who is currently on America's Most Wanted Top 10. Alex (Alexis) Flores was a bathroom attendant at a club here in Phx, and asked me for a ride home one night as we were leaving. Years later found out he was on AMW ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@BillyCorben I keep saying, the airlines need to stop playing. Forget the fines, they need to start putting people on the No Fly List. That dude should lose his right to ever Fly again.
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@AnIllicitWriter Couple of things: โ€ข If God appointed him, why would you need to stay up all night praying? โ€ข Pretty sure the "decree" validated Bidens win โ€ข She's whacked out on something.
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@thezachattack_2 @AdamSchefter Because you don't watch the Cardinals games? Dudes got 7 TDs so far. Had 6 all last season. Maybe try turning to the correct channel
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@espn Any charges yet against Brett Favre for defrauding the well fare recipients of Mississippi? Ahh, I'm sure the indictment is being finalized ๐Ÿ™„
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@jentaub @Facebook @FBI @CapitolPolice He seems to fit a certain profile. I just can't put my finger on it...
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@SenMcSallyAZ You know who else is a combat veteran? @CaptMarkKelly Our next Senator of the great state of AZ.
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@CoryMillsFL House Republicans are currently blocking attempts to stop fuel price gouging, voting rights and reasonable gun laws. Pass it on.
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@JesseDamiani Pretty simple. Subpoena records of everyone that was on the tour. Geofencing will identify if any of their cell phones were inside the capitol on the date of the tour and subsequently on the 6th. If so, game over.
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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@jentaub @JoyceWhiteVance Pence had every reason to worry about getting into that vehicle.
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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@dotjenna Here is another example of an attack...
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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@CNN ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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@RedPilledPoland It's clear from the video she was trying to breach a locked door. She was a violent anarchist. Sadly she lost her life for HER own actions.
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Dude_In_The_Desert โ ๐ŸŒต
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@UberFacts To villianize lower income families as "sponging off the government", while large corporations get billions of dollars in bailouts and labeling it "smart business".
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