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i am coming for everything.
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2 years
How Ckay went from β€œcontainer don land?” To β€œmy baby my valentine” will never stop baffling me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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My dad trying to scold me cause I broke his favorite tea cup Me: of course I fΓ³ cup, who never fΓ² cup before hands in the air, no hands??
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Feminists when they discover they've been studying history and not herstory:
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Shoni throwback? Flaunt am! πŸ‘πŸ½
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Wtf?? 😭😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Adamu Garba: I'm the greatest fool ever!! πŸ’ͺ🏽 Desmond Elliot:
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This guy lives with me cause he lost his family, but he doesn't pay bills... So he put on the fan this morning and I was like "Guy orphan abeg, no be you dey parent for me"
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@7amilola Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for us, you wan break him record? πŸ’€
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Valentine is for mainland and island, ikorodu people should wait for Γ’rΓ³ 😏
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*Smithie had a nightmare* English: Dream woke Beardless Smallie up Yoruba: Alhaji Beardless Smallie πŸ‘³πŸ’¦πŸŒŽ
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@cuppymusic The best don't leave me challenge I've seen for now πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ #dontleavemechallenge
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Bob risky and James Brown meets in GT Bank and queues on the same line, call that a LGTBQ.
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English: He stole a tecno phone Yoruba: Technology
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What did we carry, what did we throw? Ffs! 😳
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Dangote: I sell the best cement for blocks Zlatan:
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Wizkid: "my music travel no visa" Motara:
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@adelle_KE Wow a dog impregnated your mum?? That means you're a puppy... Wow nice meeting you πŸ‘πŸ½ I'm looking for a dog to rear, are you up for sale?
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Zlatan blocked cuppy? Maybe because the song they sang together no Gel ato
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I saw your tweet I engaged, you saw my tweet you comot the ring, why???
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@lildurk For The Voice to voice out, be like e don finally finish for Naira Marley oo 😭😭
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Sydney talker tried bleaching his skin, upon all his effort, his skin colour Nasty Blaq.
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Adekunle lost his gold and you are asking me where it is, how I wan tekno? Or did you simi touching it?
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Jack don finally release me ooo, their paternal figures!!
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Girlfriend: baby I can't find my period Boyfriend:
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*Zlatan and cuppy reconciles and hopped on another song* Zlatan: payment? Cuppy: money no dey Lagos Zlatan:
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*I sent oxlade on an errand* English: It was oxy I sent Yoruba: Oxymoron
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Ebuka: would you like some water? Ka3na: put it in the fridge, so it can be Shilled
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I opened jiji just now and this is what I saw 😭😭 why are people like this fgs? I'm died 😭😭🀣🀣
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English: it was sugar I licked o, Dangote Pidgin: na sugar Aliko Dangote
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@t0bi_4l
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2 years
Don’t fall in love, you will d!e.
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@TechisLyf @iamharaldur Nigerian Twitter is not the best Twitter. USA Twitter and abroad Twitter is the best
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Celebrity puns?? πŸ‘€
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Bebe is actually making tems loose her cool rn, and she's gonna cause a lot of damages, damn love to see it 🀩
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White money or speedarlington, who’s your money on?
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*Simi breastfeeding Adekunle Gold the 10th time* Adejare:
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I actually bought a Benz in Ghana and I thought it'll be a very cost one, but fortunately it wasn't It was a mere cedes Benz
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*Buhari increases fuel price* Fireboy:
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@TheLenny_ Na serious warning no be advice
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I made one, na 2021 be this abeg 😀
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Person no fit reply una status again, any small thing β€œwelcome to Amadioha collections, we sell cutlass, goat, wood and fuel”
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This guy did blood money, but he ran mad two months later... I'm still wondering why he ran mad so early It was an Element.
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Because of Valentine, short girls will wear red and white and be looking like Airtel sim, dfkm πŸ’€
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English: Kylie eat it na Yoruba: Kylie Jenner
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Be toxic to women, that gender don’t like good boys πŸ§πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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@provii8 Walahi provii if dem put your brain for garri, e fit no swell πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@TheMahleek Na for viewing centre you go discover say coaches plenty for Nigeria wey their talent dey waste 😭😭
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Omo 😭 Four Eyed Edo Boy just followed me, this year starting good already πŸ’œ
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@_oluwaseun9 At least who no fit win case for real life go win case for skit
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πŸ”ΉRema πŸ”ΉVic Tony πŸ”ΉRuger πŸ”ΉOmah lay Who’s your money on lyrically?
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3 years
6 million for drink?? How much be my mouth?? πŸ˜‚
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Same idea, different designs
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She told me she'll send me nudes immediately she's done cooking... Call that Instant Noodles.
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Hauwa hasn't gotten the recognition she deserves fr
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Most stupid thing you've done for love?
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*Primary school days* Friend: give me Pepsi Me: oya bend down and open your mouth Friend:
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Me as a pilot: omo who sabi land plane for here??
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Travel agent wey never travel before.
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Wtf 😭😭
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Tweeps name puns??
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Imagine say wizkid follow you back, Jack con suspend your account the next day πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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I'm screamiiinnnggg 😭😭😭 not my davido naauu πŸ˜­πŸ’”
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"Guyyy wake up jare, na last bus stop be this"
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Normal people: who dey breeeeeeet? Jenifa: who dey breeeaasstt?
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Just in case you don't fully understand what motara did, here's the summary...
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So uh.. I'm +1 πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸ’œ
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@yforyemi What did she now said??
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English: Eat it outside Yoruba: Genital
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After studying biochemistry or microbiology in Nigeria, what’s next?
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With the way they beat theives in Nigeria, will Jesus still come like a thief in the night?? πŸ‘€
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@abazwhyllzz Just in case cold wan kee the AC πŸ˜‚
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With the way Twitter Ng air tweets, if Nigeria dey burn, they fit use the air off am.
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I think CBN banning crypto is simply because they don't want crypto to be converted to naira by exchange in site Literally, they no want make C Be N
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Some Alfa go wipe you koboko for head, you go cry for 2 weeks, I hail people going to Arabic school tbh
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@Zlatan_Ibile I wanna make this my first official single, I hope and wish you can hop on this with me boss πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’œ
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Lay mat Teni
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*Zlatan says something about cuppy* Cuppy:
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Body shaming will never be funny!!!
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"sheybi you said no man can handle you on Twitter"
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"Bad bitch, bad bitch" but una be three on top one bike DFKM
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Me as a celestial pastor: Spiritual ginger, loading, loading...
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Nobody: My mom at 5am: oya o, come and wash plate
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Never use a girl to forget another, use two or three.
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English: Frank saw berry Yoruba: Frank Ribery
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Omah lay hasn't said anything about Bebe fool yet, but if he does, omo Omah lay oo
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I broke oo, but for this #silhouettechallenge if my data finish, I go do another sub straight away πŸ›«
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Crocs wey everybody dey manage, e reach your turn, you turn am to toothbrush holder πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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E be like say na only people wey get iPhone dey find love now, yesterday na "clubhouse" today na "iMessage" God when exactly? πŸ˜”
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Morenikeji from ikorodu go soon tweet "I can't believe Adekunle Gold is a cheat, I'm so disappointed" who appointed you before??
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"Guyyy lecturers say they no see your script"
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"VC anyone?" Na lie, werey don lodge, abi e dey restaurant, rest I no dey do VC.
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@temisrael007 As your parent, if you come home to me expelled from creche, just go start Capenter work like that, you sef don be senior man 😭😭😭
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Mufa was so scared when he saw the lion, so Mufasa
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Two chickens own a personal computer, call that NNPC.
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Drinking enough water after eating tuwo, call that H2O.
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Blaqbonez tagged headies with his full chest πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ energyyyy
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If the owner of Facebook begs people to use his app... That means Mark Zuckerberg.
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Me as a lawyer: my lord you don dey fvck up oo, shey I go dey lie nii??
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