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Mourn Your Fucking Dead Kid Because Their School Collapsed And They Were Crushed By A Big Fucking Block Of Concrete, Then Go Out And Vote Tory Anyway Because You're A Complete Cunt It's 10:00AM
It's Not A Fucking Unprecedented Volume Of Calls To Your Call Centre If It Happens Every Bastarding Day, It's Highly Fucking Precedented, Isn't It, You Shameless Twat Ends It's 7:00PM
If You Take The Words "Jacob Rees-Mogg", Add Some Letters To Them, Then Take Some Letters Away You Are Left With The Words "Complete And Utter Cunt" It's 6:00PM
Hi - Rob Manuel, Admin Speaking. Swear Clock Has Been Paused Because Of A Police Investigation.That's Right!You Dirty Fuckers Are About To Have Your Collective Collars Felt By The Fucking Rozzers. It's 7:00PM
He Drinks A Semen Drink, He Drinks A Faeces Drink. He Drinks A Urine Drink, He Drinks A Menstrual Drink.He Sucks Cocks That Remind Him Of Sausage Times, He Licks Fannies That Remind Him Of Bacon Times It's 7:00PM
He Drinks A Semen Drink, He Drinks A Faeces Drink. He Drinks A Urine Drink, He Drinks A Menstrual Drink.He Sucks Cocks That Remind Him Of Sausage Times, He Licks Fannies That Remind Him Of Bacon Times It's 10:00AM
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Old Gammony Boomer Twats, You Will Be Very, Very, Very Bastarding Disappointed By The Eventual Outcomes Of Brexit. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Daily Mail Reading Twats It's 8:00AM