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Messi at Rashford’s age
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Marcus Rashford is better than any Version of Messi in my books.
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When Chiellini saved Saka’s life
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Quote this tweet with any moment of respect in football.
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Messi looked directly at his children while doing this celebration. He’s not doing it for people to copy him
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He thinks he is him 😭😭😭 No ones copying these celebrations bro
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36 year old Messi vs €140m Caicedo
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Remember when dest arrived at Messi’s farewell like this
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Suarez in the premier league
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The Atomic Blonde
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Rashford PL >>> Suarez PL
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If his name was Luka Modric, all the media outlets would be saying “aged like a fine wine” or “insane longevity”.
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If rashford was born in poland, he would be selling weed on the streets for a living
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Just because his name is not Luka Modric he doesn’t get the praise he deserved.
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We won the Ballon d’or at 36
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We weren’t ghosting in the MLS at 36
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Hear me out. Play Neymar when Dembele is injured and play Dembele when neymar is injured. They can take turns in the hospital as long as one of them is fit
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This is really awful and disgusting. They're talking about someone's wife and mother here. Their obsession with Messi has gone too far.
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Every goal scorer for Spain at the 2010 World Cup was a Barcelona Player
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@YashRMFC
Dr Yash 
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2010 : Real Madrid won the Men's WorldCup. 2023 : Real Madrid has won the Women's WorldCup. Classless shameful post from an official club account.
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Neymar’s Instagram story:
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We need to have a conversation about the premier league
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“Europe has lost its quality”
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@brfootball
B/R Football
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Ronaldo's Al-Nassr lost 4-1 to Benfica in their preseason friendly in Portugal 😬
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The script writers writing the end of Messi’s Career
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Black players after reading the script for important penalty shootouts
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berzatto ✰ ~ ☆ 🇹🇹 🇳🇬
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need there to be a quote tweet thread for “football is scripted”
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Messi is the only player in history to win every single trophy he has ever participated in 🤯
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Yes he has
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Would you rather have 5 UCLS or 4 UCLS + 2 euros + A World Cup (while scoring the winning goal in the final)
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Modric gave Iniesta an 8 year head start in the UCL and still won more UCLs than him...
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Garnacho trying to impress Messi after glazing Ronaldo for 2 years
@fifaworldcup_es
Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆
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Messi 🤝 Garnacho
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Benzema you will never be them
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If Vini got a red card for this, there would be a Racism campaign against La liga
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How the FUCK is this a red card?
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It all makes sense
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Fede Valverde vs Man City | Top 3 itw? 🥶
@ToniKroos
Toni Kroos
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Fede Valverde top 3 in the world right now
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Man United have 3 ucls instead of 5 because of this guy
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Inter Miami vs Philadelphia had more viewers (930m) than all of the Saudi league games combined this week (340m). {ESPN}🚨
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Iniesta at 26 Modric at 26
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Modric at 37 Iniesta at 37
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Neymar at Vini’s age btw
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Liam Twomey
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Vinicius is the player people thought Neymar could be
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Messi’s favourite opponents are the best teams in the league. Ronaldos favourite was the relegation teams
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Both Foden and Bellingham have the same amount of g/a this season but guess which Englishman gets all the media coverage. Bear in mind , foden has 50x better technical ability than Bellingham aswell
@TheEuropeanLad
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📸 - Phil Foden after his SECOND GOAL vs Manchester United!
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One man army Messi
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Lamine yamal is only 2 international goals behind Vinicius Jr. He just turned 16 😳
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If he says Yes, Messi fc wins. If he says No, he is a disgrace to Portugal
@Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo
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. @Binance gave me one of my hardest challenges yet - facing the lie detector. Full video coming soon, stay tuned.
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Messi in 2006 played more minutes in the ucl than camavinga in 2022
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Messi did this celebration against Real Madrid 6 years ago
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@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
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20-years old and already got hte most iconic celebration in football.
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We need to have a serious conversation about this league
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This is the Average La Liga defensive setup btw
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@lisuvirizwa
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Saka against the high lines in La Liga and the Bundesliga would be posting obscene numbers.
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4K pictures of Messi for your Lock Screen (A thread)
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"On the pitch, always with the 5, but in reality as a player and as a person you are a 10"
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This Pedri bellingham comparison
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“Best player itw” Haaland has never scored a free kick in his career.
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Messi’s free kick vs Ecuardor. Art. 🎨✨
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Apple has leaked Messi will win his 8th Ballon d’or
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Zlatan might actually win a champions league
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Messi sacrificed himself for Ansu fati. He knows fati is the future. We are about to witness greatness next season.
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When Ronaldo ghosted in the champions league final against Messi
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Dubois
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What’s the biggest i’m not him moment in football?
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Dembele ruined Barcelona’s treble and one of Messi’s best seasons of his career. Hey at least he gifted Messi the World Cup by putting on the worst World Cup final performance of all time
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Yes Neymar they did
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The worst defensive performances in the Champions league
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Haaland in semi finals/ Finals 0 g/a vs Liverpool (Community shield) 0 g/a vs Sheffield Utd (Fa cup) 0 g/a vs Real Madrid (Ucl Semi) 0 g/a vs Man United (Fa cup final) 0 g/a vs Inter Milan (Ucl final) 0 g/a vs Arsenal (Community shield) 0 g/a vs Sevilla (super cup)
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That was quicker than expected
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Last tweet till Barcelona win by 3 goals
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They can’t even claim “rigged”. All their favourite players were voting for Messi 😭😭😭😭
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@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi has been crowned 'The Best Player’.
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He tried playing it off, I know that shit hurt 😭😭😭
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Ansu Fati will reunite with mitoma
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Ronaldo’s 800th goal vs Messi’s 800th goal
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Messi has more G/A than Neymar since joining but apparently Messi is the flop
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Neymar in 14/15 alone scored 39 goals. Dembele scored 40 goals in 7 years at the club .
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Warra international trophy for modric😭😭😭😭 you will never be him
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Tears we are gonna see modric carried this croatia team pr campaign after winning yet another game on penalties
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Notice how Messi didn’t have a red spot in the box his whole career. Even during his 91 goal year.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s heat-map throughout his time at Real Madrid. ‘He was a striker’ 😂
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If any Madrid fan brings up Ballond’ors in a Modrid/Xavi-Iniesta debate then they automatically agree that Messi is the goat.
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ZIZOU 🐺
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Some certain Spanish can't relate 🤔
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You did not work hard enough
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@Cristiano
Cristiano Ronaldo
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After Champions league game, it's now time to work hard for Monday night's game against Barcelona.
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Who’s gonna tell him
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@timesofball
Aishwarya 🇮🇹
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Messi fan Ronaldo fan
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You have to appreciate Messi more. He could have chose Spain but he went down the hard route with Argentina and still won everything possible.
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They might still be necessary, but European qualifiers simply can't be taken serious.
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If Spain win the euros and Barcelona win the champions league. What is stopping Ferran Torres from winning the Ballond’or
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Messi ghosting in the 2015 final is myth made up by Ronaldo fans. He was heavily involved in all the goals scored
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La liga is the worst league out of the top 5 leagues. The league is built around Real Madrid and Real Madrid only. All the referees and Var assistants are proud self proclaimed Madrid fans. I really don’t see how Madrid fans enjoy supporting a club that get handed everything on a…
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Lewandowski was right all along. He was getting ruined by the 4 midfielder system. Unreal performance today
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The only correct answer
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@ChaaliiyKay
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒
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Which country came to the FIFA World Cup in Qatar 2022 with the best Squad? Be honest.
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Remember when fifa rigged gravity so Messi could hold up his shirt with 1 hand
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Manchester United if Messi didn’t exist
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@Mike_RMCF
Mike
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Never been that critical of Messi. He's up there with Lance Armstrong, Shane Warne, Dwain Chambers, Ben Johnson, Maria Sharapova, Anderson Silva, Roy Jones Jr and Kolo Toure. Hope this helps
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Pique was right
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Zlatan conquered every league. He must be the goat then
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Real Madrid signed Hazard,James Rodriguez and jovic for €300m and sold them for a combined total of €0
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This picture was taken when Messi watched Barcelona humiliate Real Madrid 5-1
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Alex Ferguson was never this cold
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Barcelona’s defence the last time they played PSG
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@WhiteMadridIDN
White Madrid IDN
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Luka Modric with Trivela ⚽️🪄
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I have just received info that Benzema will be present at the game tomorrow
@Barca_Buzz
Barça Buzz
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✅| OFFICIAL: 15 year old Lamine Yamal is included in Barcelona's squad for tomorrow's match against Atlético Madrid. 🌟
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Vini 5 goals Ferran 7 goals
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Modric hooked at Half time 😭
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He used his award ceremony suit for his apology video 😭
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@AlbicelesteTalk
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
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THE GOAT. 🐐
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Yet Iniesta is still the 3rd Most decorated Player of all time. Modric couldnt Even win nations league against the worst Spain team of all time
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@Asensii20
fan account
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Iniesta is just one year older than Modrić yet has spent 6 years playing in Asia 😂😂😂 most overrated player ever
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Barca 18/19 were 3 games away from another treble
@ErlingRoIe
𝐄𝐑
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Best treble winning teams in order. 1. Barcelona 14/15 & 08/09 2. Manchester City 22/23 3. Bayern 12/13 4. Bayern 19/20 5. Inter Milan 09/10 6. Man United 98/99
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“Terrible performance” “Good shift”
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There is no Player in history thats more clutch than Messi
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@MLS
Major League Soccer
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HE DID IT AGAIN. 🤯 LEO MESSI. FREE KICK. EQUALIZER. 4-4.
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This country has seen Lebron, Jordan, Brady but none of them are on the goatness scale of messi
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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MESSI TIES IT 4-4 OFF A FREE KICK IN THE 85TH MINUTE 🤯 UNBELIEVABLE. 🐐 (via @MLS )
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It’s funny because Messi is still far better looking than Ronaldo
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This is proof some people rate players based on their looks and not actual ability.
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Who stops this team winning the treble
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If anyone shows me a video of this quote , I will deactivate my account
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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On this day in 2012, Cristiano delivered a promise to Real Madrid fans: “I owe you a Champions League final and I won’t fail you. Trust in me.”
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The last time a Ronaldo scored a WC knockout goal Gavi was 1 years old
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The last time Messi scored in a UCL final Camavinga was 6 years old
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People who think Ronaldo is the goat: 1. Speed 2. Piers Morgan 3. Trey 4. Kim K’s 6 year old son 5. Janty People who think Messi is the goat: 1. Pele 2. Maradona 3. Wenger 4. Pep 5. Klopp 6. 95% of the world
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Akın
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Kim Kardashian stopped her young child to say Ronaldo's name just to impress powerful people in Miami.
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You really have to appreciate Messi here. Played 90 minutes in almost every game in his career whilst playing midfielder, striker,winger all the the same time. Goat stuff
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At 28 years old modric was named the worst signing in La Liga
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@not_yusuff
Yusuf🏴‍☠️
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Xavi wasn't world class until he was 28 so Modric 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Messi would have over 300 international goals if he played these European farmers every international break
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Always after he drops a stinker…
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Madrid Xtra
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🚨 Vinicius Jr on IG:
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“He deserved it” “Clear Red card”
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@Ultra_Suristic
M•A•J
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The protection Gavi gets in Spain is INSANE... the clearest red card you'll ever see.
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Messi has more goals outside of the box for Inter Miami alone than Ronaldo in the last 2 years 😳
@ProudFede
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This is kind of goals Inter Miami fans are getting excited about 😂😂
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