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buichirou shirase’s defense lawyer. spiritually inside a rainforest cafe at all times.

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bungo stray dogs
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Some of you
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Bungou Stray Dogs is a very good series about how the government is bad and doing crimes is very good and sexy
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Chuuyas whole season 4 screen time in that trailer
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everyone knows about heterochromia chuuya but what about chuuya with heterochromia like this
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"Chuuya should join the ADA" Chuuya should leave the port mafia and start a dog training business
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asagiri will kill a beloved character and then tweet "ate too many meringues and now I am burping"
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young fukuzawa looks so much like young chuuya 😭
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"why do people think that Chuuya's an empathetic person he's literally a mafioso 🙄"
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I don’t understand reading “my boy Akutagawa” like “my boy 👨‍👦” given Chuuya’s dialect I feel like that reads much more like “my boy 💪”
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putting him next to kunikida was a little mean
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Honestly impressive that Dazai stayed so composed at his and Chuuya’s reunion cuz I think I’d laugh pretty hard if I disappeared for 4 years, shot up an extra 4 inches, and the guy I had once cursed to never grow was still at like chin height for me
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still simmering about that "is the chuuya who's also suicidal in the room with us right now?" tweet characterization is only real if the character turns directly to the camera and explains it to the audience
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this is literally just how highschoolers flirt this is pathetic
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he's the moment
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The statement “it’s pointless to talk about morals in Bungou Stray Dogs” is inane and weird because I think a complex conversation about morals and ethics is precisely what the series is inviting. People just choose to have those conversations in the most boring way possible.
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"the universe where chuuya is happy is the universe where he never met dazai" do yall not think Chuuya has bigger problems than Dazai
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god asgri is such a bad writer for managing his pacing, weaving together multiple story threads to carefully crafted conclusion, working hard to balance a large cast of characters spread out across different locations. he should stop doing that so I can see boys kiss or w/e
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OH I treasure this panel so much more than the other one
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Bones wants us to think Chuuya can’t dress. Harakawa wants us to know that he has an advanced degree in being cunty.
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"BSD is such a weird piece of media because it's so character driven but we aren't given backstory for 98% of the characters" I have color coded this by who has been given backstory Green=fairly in depth backstory Yellow=cursory backstory
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I think of Chuuya as someone who isn't naive but who generally accepts being a manipulated and accepts being a pawn because he has a diminished sense of self worth (its the weapon complex). But like I don't think the fact that he is fully aware of it makes it less tragic
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this was way more iconic anyway
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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
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I think about this so often.
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Chuuya scaring the shit out of Shirase compilation
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I think the "Chuuya would actually be even /worse/ to Akutagawa than Dazai" peoples problem is simply that they haven't listened to the drama cds
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I think a lot of Bungo fans have a very odd idea of how the mafia actually works
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Wan isn’t canon but it is when I want it to be
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Does it ever Just how fast drive u crazy the night changes?
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need to remind everyone that Chuuya and Dazai do not refer to Kouyou as "older sis" because they actually see her as their big sister but because within a mafia context ane-san is a term for a senior female member...
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Yuan is so funny tbh Harukawa dropped such a sick adorable character design and was like "this is GIRL she is going to stand there"
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ADA Chuuya AU where Chuuya defects and the mafia mails one of the sheep's heads to his doorstep
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thinking about Chuuya being that good at martial arts and understanding the physics of how to wield his ability in the most devastating way without any training or school pre port mafia
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"chuuaku is more of a father-son dynamic" IS YOUR DAD TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU ???????
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its so much sadder when you take "Chuuya was the original" as the truth because then these are the thoughts of a 7 year old stuck in a glorified test tube whose been tortured and experimented on so much that he's forgotten language, his name, that he's even a person...
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every day I think about Chuuya shoulders
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im both
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I am a body language expert and they are in love
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I think it is so odd when people decontextualize both Chuuya and Kouyou's loyalty to Mori from all of this
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all of Chuuya's reactions to the stuff "Arahabaki" is doing in the 15 manga are so funny cuz I feel like I can see him going "identity theft is not a joke!" in his head
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I can't do to much joking around because I personally think the theory that Mori might have had something to do with the Arahabaki experiments given the IRL Chuuya's fathers connection to the IRL Mori kinda fucks
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I hope people don't actually think Asagiri is so bad of a writer that he'd change a plot that was already in motion just to kill off a character as revenge for some people being weird to him on twitter 💀
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I still maintain that Chuuya reacts so intensely negatively to Dazai and is so closed off from him is because of his subconscious fear that deep down he's just like him. He has to reject him to reject the part of himself he fears so much...
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I FINISHED HEHEHE
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I need people to stop saying Kouyou raised Chuuya you are disrespecting his real father
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I was gonna do this seriously but I couldn't help it it went a little off the rails
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The funniest thing about Albatross that we don’t talk about enough is that he was canonically the pettiest bitch in the port mafia
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@biatchuu slander, he even said it wasn't his thing in his pandemonium night mayoi card 😂
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When you were “still growing” but you still fit into your leather jacket from when you were 15 💔
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stormbringer sold out two days after its release. good for her
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Chuuya alone in a penthouse apartment putting on a vintage record while he meditatively chops vegetables and cooks himself the perfect meal to pair with the wine he picked up that day.
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the betrayal is done so well in the 15 stageplay with this flashback to Shirase offering him the bread and then Chuuya clutching his sheep wristband 💔🥲
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*puts dazai in a jar and shakes him really hard but then takes him out of the jar and tucks him into a nice cozy bed and brings him a cup of tea*
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I think the funniest thing ever was when storm bringer first released and people were treating the "chuuya spins dazai around upside down until he throws up as revenge while they simultaneously plan their attack" as like cruel and unusual toxicity and not comedy
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I figured out how some people were reading Storm Bringer
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I know I can’t stop it and it doesn’t really matter but I get so annoyed that people act like the conclusion of Stormbringer was “Chuuya is a clone” and not “Chuuya will never know for sure if he’s entirely human but he’s accepted himself as himself regardless”
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wanting to see chuuya in the world of the light vs wanting to see chuuya just like completely lose it
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idk why these panels are so funny to me. atsushi's expression when seeing Ango about to shoot Lucy and Kyouka is just like "girl."
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bsd fandom…
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I love Mayoi Chuuya he talks like a twitter user qualifying every statement so he doesn’t get cancelled
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People on tiktok keep having the hot take “Chuuya is the reason skk failed.” The reason skk failed is because the mafia is an incredibly toxic environment where no one can thrive so Dazai had to leave. What does that even mean…
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everyone can stop arguing over who the biggest chuuya understander is because its none of us it's ueda keisuke
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... I think the water is on fire because there's gas or something floating on the top... hence Dazai noticing the walls are "slimy" and then freaking out and immediately prompting Sigma to dive under.
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chuuya tweeting about how the sheep did nothing wrong and honestly it was kind of his bad anyway and everyone should stop being mean to them
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they really just gave us chuuya chained up. a little unhinged. tiddies out. thank u to the director of BEAST. I will watch it one day and immediately die.
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idk how some people get kunikida so wrong like why do people like... headcanon him as a hardcore conservative. He canonically dislikes authority and comments on government corruption within ln1 leave him alone
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Thinking about the "Chuuya leaves the PM with Dazai" AU again and I think it would give little man an identity crisis. Like, I think he defines himself so heavily by his role in whatever group he's a part of so in those two years underground without one he'd flounder a little.
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I had a dream where the stormbringer anime came out and they cut every second of shirase out of it
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seriously what did yen press get out of translating "sheep-san" to a wildly more flirtatious "little lamb" 😭
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there is nothing funnier than the fact that Chuuya somehow didn't put two and two together about it having been Dazai that bombed his car until four years later when the guy admitted to it
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I think even aside from Oda's final words and the fact that Mori specifically orchestrated his death the reason why Oda's death drove Dazai out of the Mafia vs the flags death binding Chuuya to the mafia is very clear
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mori stealing Chuuya from the sheep
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this is not a hot take he says this overtly
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Not to like… people were such dicks to Chuuya fans about theorizing that the intruder might be him. How are y’all feeling right now? Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid etc
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my biggest pet peeve is when people treat the light novels as like... shallow empty auxillary and not the place where a lot of the themes and philosophy of BSD are explored with a great deal of depth and care
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it haunts me that Chuuya's parents might have literally just donate him though
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Best character development in BSD goes to Chuuya’s abs
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I like this bit of a Dead Apple where we just pause to talk about how incredibly sexy Chuuya is. Valid.
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Here are all the portraits from the DVD booklet!
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not trying to be like the asgri defense squad but you realize my guy actually has a plot he's working towards
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and it was the best and funniest choice Asagiri has ever made
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idk why people think its unusual for an entire season of anime not be animated and ready 7 months after its announcement
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category is: subtle, genuine little Chuuya smiles
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I just don't get why people are so desperate to erase Chuuya's caring nature. It is just like... such a big part of him I feel like it's possible to acknowledge a character's flaws without taking a sledgehammer to their positive traits.
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Everyone was arguing against the Chuuya part of that "SKK enjoy killing" tweet the other day but honestly the Dazai part was even more absurd to me. Like confusing ammorality with enjoyment. The fact that that stuff /didn't/ fill his emptiness is kind of the whole thing, yeah?
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chuuya by the old world sign definitely feels like they're signaling a storm bringer adaptation. and im so okay with it :) I am sure it will be fine :)
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I’d also have to kiss him passionately
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this is what it's all about
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I kind of think theorizing about the symbolic importance of Chuuya’s current outfit is maybe stretching it (but hey u know the curtains aren’t just blue maybe it does mean something) but I mostly just like that it affirms that he’s still a punk when he’s off the clock
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I love Chuuya. Work that stockholm syndrome bb.
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Baby boy! Baby.
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Every time
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idk why people are acting like sigma looks horrible in his anime design like I have no other reaction other than the expected "yeah I prefer harukwa's style. bones' feels very sterilized in comparison"
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Chuuya being an asshole is kinda *tucks hair behind ear*
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She’s everything, he’s just Ken.
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