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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

3 years

Will this get funnier? No. Will I stop? No.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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The Economist

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Cousin marriage is probably fine in most cases

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2 months

XL Wooly, surely?

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Everyone thinks they know what a sheep looks like until they see a Beltex Sheep

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Average Twitter User

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

You give love a bad name

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

Where's that 'ridiculous things you believed as a kid' thread? Because I just remembered that I used to think the two teams on University Challenge were stacked one on top of the other like the way it's cut together.

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PUT THE BUG BACK IN

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Google has fixed a bug that told drivers to head down a set of stairs in central Edinburgh The news comes after two cars became stuck on the same steps off Leith Walk

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6 months

Was looking at Christmas cards yesterday and so many of them look like this now and it's so fucking grim

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

Can't wait til applying for a job is just a 10 second brain scan followed by a recruiter handing me a bit of paper that says "no" on it.

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For the hogmanay not the hogafew

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10 months

I basically agree with Rick here and also: how sick is this photo

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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1 month

You cannot beat NFT people for utilising the English language in the most unhinged ways. This post alone contains the phrases: - my long term ape -with this ape in my pocket - myself and around 15 other high ranking ape members It's impossible to post this good on purpose.

vydamo

@vydamo_

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It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.…

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17 days

One of the funniest Itchy and Scratchy moments

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

Good Morning. Here's Steamed Hams But It's A Sonnet.

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2 years

Rosie just came into the room to ask what I was reading, and when I said Infinite Jest, an answer which she was already aware of, obviously, she produced a small red flag SHE BOUGHT FOR NO OTHER PURPOSE THAN TO WAVE AT ME FOR READING INFINITE JEST

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6 years

@rivenscythe As NOFX once said, don't drink or drive because you might spill your drink

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 years

Parody Politician Accounts are bad. All of them. Every single one. No exceptions. They serve as little more than vehicles for inevitable and horrendous coffee table books your parents buy you for Christmas in a misguided attempt to be funny.

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@roryisconfused

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2 years

HP Livecraft HP Laughcraft HP Lovecraft

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4 months

OH MY GOD REMEMBER THE WOMAN WHO ENJOYED HAVING COFFEE IN HER GARDEN WITH HER HUSBAND AND EVERYONE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS

jamie loftus 🌭

@jamieloftusHELP

4 months

who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era

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6 years

You have to wait for the other two thirds of you to be born

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6 years

It is with some relief to discover this is quote a common view.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

@jtokeefe Was always raging when it was something Live. I'd be like hey, I get all the cool stuff happens when I'm away!!

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

@hrtbps "Gentleman, when I first started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a simple dream, and six million pounds."

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2 years

"That sounds like my jam" - me, in the living room, listening to you eat jam in the kitchen

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3 years

The two birthday card choices for fathers are: I wuv you daddy Enjoy being nearer to death you bald alcoholic prick

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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1 month

let me check if I've got this right: everything has to get worse and worse and worse for the benefit of a tiny number of businessmen forever and ever and ever until we die

The Scotsman

@TheScotsman

1 month

Exclusive: Glasgow's Aye Write book festival called off after Creative Scotland funding snub.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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You wake up in hell and discover that it is also inhabited by all the cows and chickens you ate, and they've got carte blanche to get revenge, but they're also cows and chickens so not really dextrous enough to do anything about it but the mood is sour

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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11 months

It's quite difficult to describe how good I Was Trying To Describe You To Someone by Richard Brautigan is. Just phenomenal.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

1 year

The 1910s Michelin Man fucks

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

4 months

@atarbuck No one tweets like her

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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3 years

The Van Gogh Doctor Who episode but The Doctor takes Kafka to 2021 and makes him read Dawkins' tweet about Metamorphosis

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

2 years

Absolutely buckled at this description. Always run your copy by someone Scottish.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

5 years

I now possess this

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

6 years

Folk sent me some great "ridiculous things they believed as a kid" here. Retweet incoming.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 months

@CBuckthorn See, I'm not sentimental or Mr Christmas, but that's just nice! That's what you want from a Christmas card!

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

5 years

Absolutely unbelievably excited to share that I've been awarded a New Writers Award for Fiction by the @scottishbktrust

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

2 years

God tier LinkedIn

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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5 years

Numbers 1 to 35 - Ranked! 35. 14 34. 18 33. 34 32. 2 31. 23 30. 4 29. 32 28. 15 27. 6 26. 5 25. 33 24. 26 23. 10 22. 35 21. 27 20. 12 19. 25 18. 20 17. 30 16. 21 15. 19 14. 8 13. 22 12. 16 11. 7 10. 31 9. 29 8. 17 7. 13 6. 24 5. 28 4. 9 3. 11 2. 1 1. 3

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 years

Would be great if the 'terrible 2s' happened every decade, so whether you're 12, 22, 42, 72, just a year where you go absolutely apeshit and everyone goes "oh, you're 32? that figures"

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They have banned Christmas and now you have to say this when you greet people

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@Hbomberguy

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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In Three Lions by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds, they sing "Thirty years of hurt". As the song was written 30 years after the win, and they couldn't have defended it until 4 years later, it suggests they immediately started feeling sorry for themselves. In this essay I

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

@RobertSaysThis haha aw man. i think i thought the crystal maze was spectacular thing too. I think it was the travelling in lifts thing that convinced me!

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

@Hannah_Chutzpah Here you go

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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1 year

If I was writing a novelisation of a movie I'd regularly describe something and then append it with 'like in the film'

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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5 years

this is the doctor who theme, right?

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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5 months

Say it ain't so I will not go gentle into that good night carry me home

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

Haymarket graffiti update

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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3 years

The Millennium Falcon suggests the possibility of the Angels Falcon, the Doing It For The Kids Falcon and the Rock DJ Falcon

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

That's another mystery solved

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 months

The wikipedia for LOL is fantastic if only for this exact part here

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It pains me to say it but it was absolutely a boomer who invented "lol". Even gen X would have been way too young. Compression of history is a very real thing.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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4 months

In 2024, we're leaving "Muppet casting of films" behind and we're embracing "which of Gerry Anderson's characters would support the current rise of fascism"

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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7 years

I'm a bitch that's right I'm

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4 years

The sequel to 'Pub' is finally here, in Madrid

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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4 years

ABSOLUTELY GONE

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6 years

I saw the best minds of my generation Do good tweets on the socials #MakePoetryBoring

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

3 months

A recession? How exciting! Where's next? Another pandemic? A meteorite that hits the UK and somehow only damages the poorest areas? Or maybe we could have a shower of broken glass or a tornado that pulls a trident submarine into the air that drops it on a northern English city

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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5 years

I wrote a poem for the person who sent me a job rejection email.

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6 years

Found an original sugar irn bru but it'll no come cheap

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8 months

When you can't remember how old you have to be to join the army

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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7 months

Legit the main cultural question of our age

tobias

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like. why can’t good things stay good. why must every good thing get bought and destroyed by the worst people alive

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 years

A pillow based on one of my tweets

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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3 years

If I just lay here

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 months

@rustictableface hahaha yeah... i had the same problem with dad cards

Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

3 years

The two birthday card choices for fathers are: I wuv you daddy Enjoy being nearer to death you bald alcoholic prick

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4 years

NOR LOCH NOR LOCH NOR LOCH

Edinburgh Spotlight

@edinspotlight

4 years

Princes Street Gardens are somewhat flooded after last night’s storm. #Edinburgh

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6 years

Four Calling Birds Three French Hens Two Turtle Doves and

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2 years

I know it's not the central issue at play here but "some famous people have a night out" is an amazing headline

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

Friday’s Star: “Which wet lettuce will last longer?” #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

7 years

Food £200 Data £150 Rent £800 Snap election £130m Utility £150 someone who is good at elections please help me. my majority is gone.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

3 years

If you do an BA in Scottish literature then follow it up with a Masters, then complete your academic studies with a PhD focused on the man who wrote Old Lang Syne, you could go around referring to your doctorate as Third Degree Burns

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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4 years

You've got to be fucking kidding me??? #exitpoll

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5 months

Time to raise a glass for everyone who is logging ON for the holidays.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

The message of the vengabus is this: well funded and managed public transport is a necessary good.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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5 years

Was about to say that this is just a good joke but then I reread it

Kids Write Jokes

@KidsWriteJokes

5 years

what do cannonballs eat for dinner baked beings

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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6 years

I'm just a poet, standing in front of another poet, asking you to stop explaining it and read your piece.

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6 months

@KatieNoony ok this rules

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4 years

Just remembered this, the best slam poem ever written

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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3 years

IT'S HERE

Edinburgh Spotlight

@edinspotlight

3 years

Oh dear. West Princes Street Gardens after the rain…. #Edinburghfloods #Edinburgh

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 years

Eat my children, the king of the Pom-bears urges.

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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1 month

Daylight Savings Time is one of those uniquely human things. It's a reminder that if we can shift the hours of the clock however we like then we can do so much more: everyone can be given enough money to live on, no one needs to struggle, we can have more free time

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2 years

A good sticker I found

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2 years

One of my favourite unsolicited replies on here

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11 months

One of the all-time funniest exchanges in Red Dwarf

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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2 months

"you have to read the book to find out what's in it!" is very strong "you can't fight in here, this is the war room" energy

arjun ☀️

@sanktjosten

2 months

we genuinely need to get rid of booktok this is horrific 😭

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2 years

Umberto Eco would like a fucking word

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4 years

I honestly love any and all jokes that go [here's a picture of a character] [zooms out to character next to it with the exact same expression] This is perhaps my favourite one

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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It should be really really difficult to get a Blue Peter badge. If you raise £500 for charity they should send a letter back saying "this other kid raised £1000 try harder"

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

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9 months

Did a quick test run of a merch design and will drop an order form later in the week. Who wants one of these?

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Ross 'Ross 'Ross McLeary' McClearly' McCleary

@strongmisgiving

3 years

The Poet: I have a few different poems to read for you today. The Set:

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3 years

Hours of the Day - Ranked! 24. 3pm 23. 5am 22. 8am 21. 9am 20. 5pm 19. 3am 18. 7am 17. 2am 16. 2pm 15. 6pm 14. 12pm 13. 4am 12. 9pm 11. 11am 10. 10pm 9. 8pm 8. 1am 7. 11pm 6. 6am 5. 7pm 4. 1pm 3. 12am 2. 4pm 1.10am

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Fuck, Marry, Kill but for the three choices in Fuck, Marry, Kill. IMO I'd Fuck 'Kill', Marry 'Fuck' and Kill 'Marry'.

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