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@stonecoldslober

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people never add the Dikrats when they rank starkid ships and i think that needs to be changed

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i'm very late to this trend but he could Find kate middleton

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this will forever be one of the most iconic starkid moments. the look of pure joy on jeff's face when he's named Jack Bauer never fails to make me smile because of the backstory behind it

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he looks like someone who believes that Nerdy Prudes Must Die

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🐦‍⬛ See the bloody first trailer of the controversial reboot of 'THE CROW' — starring BILL SKARSGÅRD and FKA TWIGS

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you have no idea how happy that "cast member" caption makes me. jeff hasn't been in a live starkid show in almost FIVE years, its been far too long

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wish y'all were around when richpez got engaged, the starkid fandom was freaking out for like 3 months straight

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them being the same actors will always be the most cursed starkid fact for me. i guess it just shows how good they just are

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thank god starkid is as niche as it is , cuz if it was mainstream , you'd have youtubers making videos like " starkid's DISTURBING past " and its just MAMD

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also another fun fact: jeff was the one who insisted on having NO plants in the audience for the names, and we got this iconic moment because of that

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this will forever be one of the most iconic starkid moments. the look of pure joy on jeff's face when he's named Jack Bauer never fails to make me smile because of the backstory behind it

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something about this photo looks so funny i'm not used to seeing Jack Bauer clean shaven

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shoutout to Trail to Oregon for lowkey saving Starkid and changing sk's approach on their shows for the better. ten years ago, Nick and Matt decided to put all of their faith into Jeff Blim and it payed the fuck off. if it wasn't for TTO, hatchetfield might've never happened

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joey richter in live action despicable me when

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what a nice family, i sure hope their daughter doesn't get kidnapped and their wagon doesn't burn down

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so does this mean paul and emma exist in the real world, or does jeff blim just exist in hatchetfield principal blim of hatchetfield high?

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cant wait for "The Trail To Oregon 2: General Store Guy's Revenge".

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jeff seemed to have a lot more energy in the youtube version than the digital ticket, and i like to think that Jack Bauer had something to do with that lmao

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this will forever be one of the most iconic starkid moments. the look of pure joy on jeff's face when he's named Jack Bauer never fails to make me smile because of the backstory behind it

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the first time i watched spies are forever, i was thinking "yo how did they come up with such a cool name for the main character?" and then i found out that's the actor's real name

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dylan saunders has played a sad dad with a dead wife twice , and he killed it both times

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darren looks so out of place here lmao like everyone else is in character

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rachael soglin pls come back the kids miss you

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nick lang holding a puppet, 18 years apart

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"WE ALREADY PAID FOR IT I want a new QUALITY WAGON, with wheels THAT ARE CIRCLES, and i dont want any fancy updates like a horny ox or a FLOOR WINDOW OOOOH I WANT A STURDY WAGON AND I WANT IT FOR FREEEEEEE"

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Prove yourself

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this is NOT lauren lopez, this is just Craphole. he's seven and he's male

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jeff blim once said: "in 2009, i was front row for a show called a very potter musical. fast forward a few years, and i've slept with every starkid member since. joey richter TWICE"

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i need darren to show up at a starkid concert unannounced, sing Deck the Halls of Northville High, and then leave without any mention of avpm. it would be so funny

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interacts with the audience, wrote the music for the show..... JACK BAUER IS THAT YOU

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@TiaMattia2

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The narrator... interacts with the audience. Imagine being at a Starkid musical, watching them perform... and Jeff freaking Blim breaks the fourth wall to talk to you. I hope the El Portal staff knows how to do CPR.

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remember when nick and brian were being interviewed so they could promote twisted, and then it randomly transitioned into a performance of take off your clothes

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shoutout to starkid for actually making characters played by the same actor actually look different from each other because how is this the same person

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how the fuck are craphole and linda monroe played by the same person

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oh and jeff would be hidgens, because he's always been hidgens. there has never been any other hidgens actor, except when nick lang had to cover for him in nmt

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i wanna see a tgwdlm movie with the original cast and the older starkids as all the minor characters

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its insane to me that people still don't know that Dikrats is starkid spelled backwards. why do you think that the audience cheered when the tto family was named that

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he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

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if i had a nickel for every time a jeff blim character had beef with a store owner played by joey richter, i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but its real funny and it fuels my hatchetfield-tto headcanons

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if the TTO deaths were permanent, I'd have Jack Bauer die. having him die always made the most sense to me because of how well it fits into his arc and the overall story. he'll get his family to oregon, even if it means they'll have to live on without him. also i like this shot

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boy have i got news for you

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Jeff Blim should be Roger in Rent.

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can't believe that Jack Bauer and The General Store Guy are still beefing, even after all these years

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my favorite thing about tgwdlm is that the title is in past tense. the guy who DIDN'T like musicals. not doesn't. the title itself tells you that paul will fail and get infected in the end.

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I want a QUALITY WAGON , with wheels THAT ARE CIRCLES , and i dont want any fancy updates like a horny ox or a FLOOR WINDOW I WANT A STURDY WAGON AND I WANT IT FOR FREEEEE

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i hope nick lang voices one of the puppets, we haven't seen him on stage in 10 years, he's a fantastic actor

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tgwdlm is a show that's best experienced if you watch it 100% blind

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jokes aside , Literal Monster is the best character introduction in starkid jeff was cooking

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he's the whore in every rumor

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both of their farms burned down too. and emma's life sucks because blinky was so pissed that the Dikrats lived, the LiBs try to ruin the lives of their descendants

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have i told you guys my headcanon that they're related

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mr davidson when paul walks into his office:

•Jordan/Thana• 🍉

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found another picture to add to those fuckass celebrity poses. what the hell is he doing

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the best thing about jeff hidgens is that he doesnt wear that goofy ass wig he actually looks like an old man

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when i look at this dude, i dont think "that's lauren" , this is just craphole to me. Craphole the Baby Killer

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black friday was written before tgwdlm too, jeffery robert blim the that songwriter you are

Shelbz⁷||✿︎ℭ𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞'𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔢✿︎||

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OH MY GOD.

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who do you like more, mom and dad or MOM AND DAD

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i'm gonna ask you guys what i think should be a tough question

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oh you're a hatchetfield fan? what does peip stand for

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while its listed as a parody and was promoted as such, its a 95% original story. the reason for its success, despite it being based off an obscure video game, is that it focuses on the characters instead of the trail itself. tto is what convinced starkid to stop making parodies

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trail to oregon is definitely my favorite parody musical starkid has done

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without googling, name a famous historic battle

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did you guys know that jeff blim played roger in rent (i know nothing about rent but he looks cool)

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monsters and men sounds so good when you haven't got a bitch in your ear whining about jeff blim's falsetto

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need another starkid show with them as the leads , breathe if you agree

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low quality image of jesus with a sheep

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"Craphole, yeah that's me, I'm seven and I'm male"

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reading comments on old starkid videos is so strange because people really loved robert manion back then

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anyway, i think nick and matt should never write anything based off "what the fans want". that would result in the most boring story imaginable

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curt mega could tweet shit like "hey guys i like peanuts" and sktwt will try to create some sort of contreversy over that

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"doomed by the narrative"? nah man, the narrative tried to split them apart , but their love was too strong they beat the narrative

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wait starkid will be doing hatchetfield songs in london jeff will be there ARE WE FINALLY GETTING THE JEFF BLIM SHOW STOPPIN NUMBER

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the only thing i didnt like about npmd was the severe lack of jeff blim

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he's the whore in every rumor

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boom beardless blim jumpscare

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did you all know about the oregon trail game before starkid's trail to oregon? i'm curious

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regardless of whether the next big starkid project is hatchetfield or not, i will be watching. just let them tell their stories man, they're clearly very enthusiastic about their work

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its been over 10 years, but its still kinda crazy that starkid got jafar's actual actor to do the dub the intro of the twisted trailer

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"i think tgwdlm has the best ending out of all the shows" i disagree, joey richter, i disagree

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its not a theory, its canon FACT that pete is hot chocolate boy. npmd was the first hatchetfield story to be conceptualized, so that's why you see pete cameos and grace mentions in both tgwdlm and black friday

The Starry Archive (1 DAY TILL TGWDLM!!)

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WAIT NO RIGHT HEAR ME OUT; Pete was the hot chocolate kid in tgwdlm and he was one of the first to get infected cuz we see him in lah dee dah dah day and that happened downtown. ted works downtown so he probably saw pete get infected and thats why he snapped when paul and 1/2//

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i genuinely think this is the best song in all of starkid. also fun fact, when the world's at stake was going to initially be a macho ballad by federal agent jack bauer in one of the early scripts, but jeff decided to change the song almost entirely and give to the mother instead

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Rachel Soglin’s emotion in this song is unrivaled. This is the best solo starkid has ever had so far. Just pay attention to her face.

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at the starkid london concert, they should do America is great again and then transition to Made in America

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save me Jeff Blim as Roger Davis save me (i still know nothing about Rent, but Jeff looks cool)

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joey richter's hair and jeff blim's hair are inversely proportional. if one's is long, the other's must be short

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do you see what i mean

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looking at old photos of jeff blim is like its like that feeling you get when you see your dad without a beard for the first time

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the 'jeff had too many songs in tgwdlm" arguement is so bullshit because that's just a result of the small cast and the nature of show. none of the good/main characters could sing, so most of the songs went to only 4 out of the 8 cast members.

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trail to oregon is insane cuz why am i feeling emotional over a dog metaphor

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the irony of lauren lopez playing a 7 year old in trail to oregon is that she isn't even the shortest person in the cast

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in a different timeline, we would've had darren criss perform deck the halls of northville high in black friday

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"i've nothing left to lose! so the only path to choose is TWISTED. let them twist my words, let the people scorn me, who cares if no one will ever mourn me? let them bury the side of the story they'll never learn!"

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what is the funniest beef of all time

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friEND boyfriEND girlfriEND but you know what doesn't end? spies. spies never die, spies are forever

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nick lang said that " if anything , trail to oregon would be a show performed at the starlight theater " when asked if tto is related to hatchetfield Does that mean that Man in a Hurry played the father ?

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black friday macnamara was peak jeff hair

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the reason calendar man was even put in the show is because matt lang had a dream in which someone made that pun, and it was too good not to use

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"calendar man, your days are numbered!" is still one of the best starkid lines and one of the best puns in general

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if we ever see the spankoffski parents, i want them to be played by joey richter, and then joey richter in a dress

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i like to think that this isn't a backsage photo, its just craphole actually on the phone

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the whiplash i get when i'm reminded they're played by the same actors

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jeff blim as sirius black, do you guys see it

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i don't care if nick lang said that blinky being "the watcher with a thousand eyes" was just a coincidence, hatchetfield and tto is the same universe in my mind. why is the author acting like he knows so much

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save me military jesus jeff blim save me

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give an example of someone singing as if their rent is due

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life was better when rachael was still with starkid

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if its a twisted retelling of cinderella, have jon matteson be the prince and jeff blim be his evil dad

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dont start discourse over the starkid stream guys. they've talked plenty about the older shows in older streams. you can watch those.

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y'all remember that one scooby doo movie where scooby dies so the gang splits up timeskip 20 years and shaggy is an FBI agent and everyone else is a washed up version of themselves

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i genuinely think it's really cool that starkid made a 2 hour long musical that's all about friendship. super friends. super bros.

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oh yeah i forgot to update. his thoughts on black friday: "wait.... is that JAFAR? he's sad like him too" "why is jeff in a hurry? did i miss something" "MACNAMARA" "they're in a cinema, i know where this is going" "oh my god mcdoon is back" refering to wiley

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what starkid show should i make my physics teacher watch next i've already shown him twisted, tto and tgwdlm

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"don't fuck with us starkid fans, we don't watch our own shows"

gillian

@anbysreggie

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bro is tiddy mitty jack bauer’s dad or slippery when wet’s??? bc ive been under the assumption that he’s slippery when wet’s dad, but there’s dialogue in the show that insinuates that he could be jack bauer’s??? is this an inc3st thing, and he just hates jack??? #trailtooregon

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if his first name is what he does and his last name is what he loves, then shouldnt his name be Megagirl Megagirl?

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i love that the very last scene of trail to oregon is Jack and SWW going off offstage to go fuck perfect ending to the show, couldn't ask for anything better

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it looks like jeff's writing the songs for the new starkid musical, but i hope he's actually IN the show as well. the last time he was in a live show was black friday. almost FIVE years ago

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