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@standupmikejay

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@standupmikejay
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4 years
@IDJMyLife She complicated tf out that song ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ that's the girl in the club I dont even try to dance with. I'm tryna catch a twerk, not do it for Lil Saint...
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@standupmikejay
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3 months
Yall really support Candace Owens like this is crazy when she literally just said on a NATIONAL platform that the reason she married a white guy is because we black men are dumbโ€ฆsmh
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@jediraiders Unfortunately it is. The question was โ€œHow can you be pro black but you marry a white guyโ€ and she said โ€œbecause he challenged me academicallyโ€โ€ฆ.thats literally putting down a race to big your preference who is a part of race who made up the narrative that we are all dumbโ€ฆ
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@KDW7906 a race because of your preference. โ€œHe and I connected on many thingsโ€ vs โ€œnobody challenged me academicallyโ€ IN A PRO BLACK CONVOโ€ฆโ€ฆsmh come on yall do your homework on this woman. She is harboring a lot of distain for us in previous clips and footage of her.
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3 months
@DrDanniellex2 But saying in a โ€œpro blackโ€ convo that I married someone my IQ level and using an example of a black couple to support her decision and comment lol check the full interview out yall will see between those lines
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3 months
@TheNubianQueen5 During a pro black convo?!?! Why not just say me and my husband connected mentally?? Donโ€™t come for โ€œI wasnโ€™t being challengedโ€ฆacademicallyโ€ when in convo about being pro black PLUS weโ€™ve seen her tear down or attempt to tear down black men & not white men on national platforms
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8 years
@carrieebbyy that is suspect. You shouldn't forget to let anyone know "hey this is my lady"
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Bonnet Snatcher
3 years
@ms_fishscale ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ her man around the house. You put on a suit to play 2K??? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
@REALTOKYOJETZ Thats why you should be with someone who compliments and not complicates you. Yall folks make love harder than what it is smh
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4 years
@XodownboyXo @IDJMyLife Sure cant! My knees bad ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคฃ
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8 years
Listen to untitled 03 l 05.28.2013. by Kendrick Lamar on #AppleMusic .
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3 months
@jediraiders Most importantly yes I thank you for the compliment but I get tired of seeing one of us tear us down when there are plenty ways to build us up. Love who you love I got no problem with interracial love but just donโ€™t spew something that supports the statements of those against us
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9 years
Lil Wayne let's you know he wants out; Drake rushes to complete his contract; Nicki blocks you from her Grammy party...geez, Birdman
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Bonnet Snatcher
8 years
Gumbo & good music
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in charge of the girls
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Fellas RT what YOU want for Valentine's Day. What's romantic to YOU?
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9 years
In honor of Stuart Scott tonight, as we all head to bed, flip your pillow to the cool side and add the Scott family in your prayers
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3 months
@ultra_orbs And this is exactly one of the many reasons why she could never have my respect. Sheโ€™s for self and opportunity based off tearing down her own communityโ€ฆ
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@JackS64676 Thatโ€™s also QTNA because if marrying a white woman is validation you made it, you crazy af lol
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3 months
@lypalmer1969 lol Iโ€™d rather her just say that lol these folks can read between the lines. In a convo about being pro black at that she says this ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ no bueno
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4 years
These jobs will say your essential personnel during times like this...but wont put a higher value on your pay to show how essential you really are...
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4 years
Salute to you making a difference in someone's life! Thats trill!
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@JermySaintLouis ๐Ÿ˜‚ and that being the FIRST reason why you married who you married tells me everything I need to know
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6 years
@pinkdreamsZ Yeah you're pretty ancient for that lol
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6 years
@BJack50 @Nike Let me just say as a Navy veteran who has sacrificed time, a marriage, and put my life on the line for this same country that has police that treat myself others like me unfair, I stand beside his sacrifice of not getting to play the game he loves so he can stand for something
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5 years
@petitetweeter_ I think most don't care, sad to say. I'm no psychologist, but, majority of us are brainwashed to think not to have sympathy because we'll look weak smh it's really fucked up tho, honestly
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8 years
#MemeHistory Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman" Monica Lewinski:
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6 years
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ & Bill ain't pay for nothing #GOAT
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4 years
@jiggyjayy2 Especially traveling thru Waldorf and La Plata coming from VA. Country country out that way
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6 years
How racist whites look right now realizing #RemoveTheSwoosh didn't affect @nike sales at all #Dumbasses
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4 years
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
@LeArielleSimone
holistic mamiโœจ
4 years
a bowl of antioxidants ๐Ÿคค
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3 months
@xmonielove @DrDanniellex2 Exactly! That ducking and dodging while tearing down preferences is not cool. And our race (her race) was included in that statement as if she met every man on this earth including black men and said โ€œnope yall dumbโ€ she comes for black men more than the white supremacists
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8 years
How could this woman be in a relationship?! She obviously dresses like she need attn from everyone outside of you
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9 years
@sherylunderwood Dr. Sheryl Underwood - congratulations, ma'am
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5 years
Them Taurus and Libra women ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ soul snatching
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9 years
I just got to say one more 'gain that black is absolutely beautiful http://t.co/2jfWV6r89l
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5 years
I don't think anybody has as free of a spirit like these mfs
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Bonnet Snatcher
8 years
The next big thing in #Hiphop @1bsosa is coming to @DaBlackTopRadio 5/4 @ 9:20pm EST! #DaBlackTopRadio
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9 years
When you paid your rent and still got change left to turn up with
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5 years
Im tweeting this because i dont have anyone else to talk to and mental health is real, but, this crabs in a barrel mentality is some fuck shit amongst black men. We cant congratulate one another we gotta hate on ones comeup because it wasnt theirs
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8 years
If you catch a wiff of her morning breath, hear her deep 6am voice, and peep her in her bonnet, & still be turned, you are in love my friend
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4 years
@OkSoMik @FLOCKAfierce Smh forgive him. That man 5 months pregnant his hormones are imbalanced
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5 years
@petitetweeter_ I remember defending this lady on Facebook the other day against a racist piece of shit white guy. She responded and said "thank you! It's so rare to see a black man defend a black woman." ๐Ÿ˜ณ I'm in shock thinking we do this all the time smh shits sad
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That 50/50 convo is getting lamer and lamer by the day. Dawgโ€ฆjust make your money and love on each other. Iโ€™ve never been in a relationship where either one of us sat down and said โ€œletโ€™s go halfโ€
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8 years
@1bsosa - "For Kanye West to repost the song, it's just more confirmation that we making it" #DaBlackTopRadio
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Congratulations to @1bsosa as @kanyewest reposted and supported #GucciEverything on #soundcloud โ€ฆ
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6 years
@JolieJeSuis @IndiaAlmighty Them kids are mentioned ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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6 years
Just looking at the reaction to Logic divorcing his wife or even Cam'ron breaking up w/ JuJu makes me realize that no matter if you cheat or if you respectfully say to her "I'm not happy," it's still a negative response from women.
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8 years
How I start my morning #ShrimpAndGrits ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜
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9 years
Tebow wins a playoff game; goes for 9 straight wins that season and gets kicked out the NFL because "he don't know how to play QB" ๐Ÿ˜•
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5 years
@petitetweeter_ So this sparked my interest. My experience in dating is that I've met very desirable women and it failed because being attractive is what these women thought would keep a man when being our peace is what keeps us. Eye candy is cool but soul food is better
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5 years
I've learned that women have plotted and planned their weddings since teen years. Us men don't really think about it until the feeling hits us that this is the woman for me. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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8 years
@1bsosa - "My sound mostly comes from ATL" #DaBlackTopRadio
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8 years
You all ain't seen funny until you watch @alonzolerone 's fresh-released video: #PrepareToLaugh
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4 years
I remember I told a woman "I never been in a fight before" and she was instantly turned off ๐Ÿคฃ I'm like hold up, so, me never having an altercation in my life turns you off?!?! So a man that doesn't bring drama or let little shit bother him is a turnoff?! She said "YEP!" ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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10 years
#shoutout to my ladies who are making this #winsday episode of #DBTR great already @LatifaDrinks @LaToyaJMTV @Baddestbianca ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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6 years
Get you someone who reacts like this at the mention of your name
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4 years
@REALTOKYOJETZ Yeah I agree. To be wanting to have it ALL DAY, EVERYDAY ๐Ÿ˜ณ smh if you read the owners manual, maam, my dick don't operate like that ๐Ÿ˜ use only as directed.
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8 years
When it's #WinsDay and you're on the radio LIVE tonight @ 8PM EST on @DaBlackTopRadio ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ
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6 years
@BJack50 @Nike So please save the bs. We vets know what we fight for, forced to fight for, and who we fight for. Kap is a great example of why we fight. Same thing he knees for is the same thing we pick up a gun for - freedom
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4 years
Folks really out thinking love and long lasting relationships are extremely impossible Most of those folks are so tolerant w/ bs though they dont understand you set the tone for the love you accept.
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4 years
@RegularKenyan @IDJMyLife Have mercy ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ it's a got damn joke dont take it so serious
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6 years
My ma is talking to me about that 1 time in 9th grade a girl gave me a note w/ a condom in it & she found it in my bookbag so she talked to her over the phone & said "my son barely got enough energy to clean his room up. What makes you think he'll have energy to put it on you???"
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4 years
@BobbyJOnline @hecraveskay Yeah don't have to be...but do have to make an impact in their child's life. But yeah you don't have to have a relationship with Mom to be an effective parent
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9 years
Absolute fire! #shoutout to @lupefiasco for a dope album so far. He's back! #HipHop #lupefiasco โ€ฆ http://t.co/xtvSFaaJby
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3 years
@TheKitchenista Ah shit I'm finna try this tonight!...it might go wrong but imma try lol
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6 years
Drink plenty of water, eat a banana, exercise, dominate the day. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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5 years
Shaped my entire childhood. I did like the original cast better tho. I'm talking before Amanda
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๐“‹น ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜›๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ž/ ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ด ๐“‚€๐ŸŒป
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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1 year
@_LeratoMabuza Itโ€™s not hard at all! Being a dad is a flex and upgrade in life. But some men just rather not deal with what comes with the childโ€ฆnot saying itโ€™s rightโ€ฆbut just saying itโ€™s real sometimes
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5 years
@TheTrillAC Folks be forgetting, kinfolk - in order to have a relationship, you gotta RELATE. If I'm looking fwd to the future and she stuck in the past, we don't relate. Idc how fine she is, my peace is way more valuable than pussy. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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4 years
@Sweet_blisse But you know what's also sad: Us men are intimidated darn near to open up about our emotions and feelings to our women because most deem it as weak.
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6 years
That's awesome! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Keeping it simple makes it look dope
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10 years
She's, obviously, tryna get chose at the club or just on some ho shit. Ain't no real man finna honor this http://t.co/NCixxINity
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9 years
I gotta see what's new w/ @KirkoBangz - brotha got them #TrillStories
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4 years
Me to Meg: "Excuse me. How you doing beautiful? I saw you..." Lizzo to me: "SO YOU GONE BUY HER DRINK???" Me: ๐Ÿ˜....๐Ÿšถ
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Lizzo the "Dont talk to him" friend after the club.
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6 years
@LiViBADD88 Cheer her on! Go bang on the window and say "U BETTA GET IT!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
I never forget to EAT, @ZieOKC #salute
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6 years
Her: "Babe, I think I'm late..." You: "Like Lauryn Hill late or tax refund late?"
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4 years
Us men should be educated more on postpartum
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4 years
Left
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5 years
Left or right ?
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10 years
โ€œ @_iMeeka : โ€œ @NoGoodElleKay : Sweetheart get your mattress off the floor and vacuum please!! http://t.co/nfnmQuKhZkโ€ dirty floor = dirty cooch
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8 years
You said "America" that's the answer in itself
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8 years
Why the fuck Europe got free wifi everywhere but America doesn't ..
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Bonnet Snatcher
4 years
No matter male or female: Stop complaining about the love you're receiving if you still tolerating it.
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10 years
โ€œ @_MissHernandez : โ€œ @TasteBaddies : Lisa Raye ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ - http://t.co/jZB1UdgDNSโ€ ๐Ÿ˜จโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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8 years
Everything prideful we do in the black community is seen as "racist" or "wrong" to the white community ๐Ÿ˜‘ get out yo feelings, bih
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5 years
I created an open mic for all and all of RVA showed up ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ much love! Can't wait for next week!
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4 years
@REALTOKYOJETZ Point em out I gotcha lol but nothing is wrong with standards. You know your heart better than anyone. Catering to someone else's needs over yours is some fuck shit. Thats what you should tell 'em
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4 years
Dear future gf/wife, Just like the military, I'll swear to protect, honor, and serve. As the majority of the world is against us, it'll just push us closer together and the empire we make that much stronger. I can't wait to meet you soon. Signed, Mike Jay #Trill101
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5 years
She was so fine and raw ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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5 years
When Im trying to call out of work
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5 years
Bruh....................wtf........a 16 yr old...with cartoon memorabilia in there?!?! How sick.... #SurvivingRKelly
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4 years
I'm 6'4. I once dated a woman that was under 5 feet tall that was two yrs younger than me. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ That experience was just like her - short lived! I was tired of having to explain to folks "she's not my daughter!" The whole thing was just...childish ๐Ÿ˜
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โ€œ @_greaaaDAY : ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ RT @KingTrillaX : This is why Twitter is the best social network oms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ http://t.co/m2I0GKj2cQโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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