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Coolest, critically acclaimed art-world darling.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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@sta_schemin
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2 years
When I send you “🧑🏻‍🎤”, just know:
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4 years
Me at the club in 6 months having flashbacks to quarantine cause the DJ played “Savage”:
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8 months
This deserves a doc. I wanna know where everybody and their cars are lol
@notgwendalupe
popculture
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19 years ago today, Oprah had a car giveaway in her show:
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3 years
The Gorilla Glue Girl gave us intro, climax, and resolution spread across an entire week...the bar has been raised for mess on this app.
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1 year
Black people when somebody pulls out a hand sanitizer at dinner:
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6 years
“Fuck sex, can I call you at 2am to discuss the universe and conspira-“
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11 months
Trina and Trick Daddy too
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X. D.
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indians were in their bag when they made naan.
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4 years
Candyman when he ain’t caught a body in months:
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2 years
When the DJ say “if you with your best friend make some noise” and you came with associates:
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4 years
Beyoncé gettin on their damn nerves kslhjlfskjfsdl
@DEFinition223
Oh Hell Beckham Jr
4 years
SCREAMING
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4 years
“ALOTTAAAA people would be scared here, and I’ll name em”
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5 years
Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom.
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5 years
Brandy was a whole R&B singer leading a sitcom, dropping/promoting singles during the show, doing movies on the side, with a doll and book series. We really had a black ass pop star with braids dominating the 90's, wow.
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1 year
Just got my own CVS card instead of using my mama phone number:
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2 years
@MsXaviB
Xavi-IceCreamConvos
2 years
Actress Kimberly Elise took to social media to celebrate the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. Get the scoop 👉🏾 #KimberlyElise #RoeVWade
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3 years
My vegan friends ordering a burger:
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12 y/o me telling my mama what she should wear to the club:
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2 years
Rihanna telling the label how she wants to start her era:
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Club Sta Sta
2 years
The House of Abbott
@LuDawl
wicked gyal Marsha
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I could watch these kids videos all day, they be so fire wit it 🔥
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WE WAS TARGARYENS!
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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"Black people don't naturally have blonde hair" WRONG ♥️
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3 years
Does it get any more top-tier?!!!
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4 years
White people: “It’s the _____ for me” Me:
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1 year
Dominique Fishback and Gail Bean really are masters of their craft — truly holding it down for the next generation of black actresses. ✨
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4 years
Lowkey Kelli is the strong friend that nobody is checking on.
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Club Sta Sta
5 years
Beyoncé really skipped the Grammys and went to the GLAAD and NAACP Image Awards. Go where you’re celebrated. A message.
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4 years
"asl" used in place of "as hell" is where it gets a little bit ghetto to me.
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2 years
Beyoncé gone send her that bouquet signed "Love, B" and go on about her day.
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3 years
Y’all: “Man they droppin GEMS on Clubhouse” The gem: “It ain’t what you know it’s who you know”
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4 years
"Can you keep up...praise the Lord, til I lose my breath"
@chiddybangy
Shai.
4 years
The Clark Sisters 2020✨
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@jacobeiscool
JaCobe
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Was Tyrese born bald?
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6 years
Rihanna sets the trend for what music sounds and looks like every time she drops and Bey changed the mechanics of the industry and sets the bar for excellence. The industry today would be lost without both. Case closed, next case.
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Club Sta Sta
4 months
All my life I had to 1, 2 step.
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6 months
Who is the Keith Lee of leasing offices?
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1 month
How did one song evoke the same fantasy for us all?
@destinymakiyah
beautiful bliss. 🦋✨
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Bodyguard makes me feel like I’m driving down Malibu Beach, while sun is setting & the breeze is perfect with the windows down.
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2 years
You can be both...meet in the middle.
@joblessjaydn
JAYDN ✰
2 years
Who takes the reality tv crown?
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2 years
This is anti-vax
@painNyourass
Jules
2 years
Y’all really be voluntarily drinking ginger ale
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Club Sta Sta
1 year
Me in the free version:
@b0mbchell_
Funny Glam Girl.
1 year
LinkedIn loves telling you that you appeared in searches
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Club Sta Sta
6 years
Whew chile...the gorgeous.
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3 months
“16 Carriages” is ACTUALLY for those who enjoy “Pray You Catch Me.”
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4 years
Me during the Zoom: "I'll get started on that ASAP" Me once it ends:
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KNTY News to KNTRY Radio — we are in a multiverse.
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Y’all: “I don’t do ice cream dates.” Me:
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1 year
BEEN
@carlchery
Chery Seinfeld
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Women are out-rapping and out-swagging male rappers right now and I don’t think it’s up for debate.
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I only wanna talk with people DEEP into the lore this era — I’m not explaining Beyoncé to people no more.
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Beyoncé on ‘16 Carriages’: “I’m basically a product of child labor” Y’all after mixing it to Maxwell:
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Club Sta Sta
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She really makes “lover girl who loves herself first” music — I get the positioning.
@TheGreatIsNate
issa rae’s favorite reporter.
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This song + video always— and I mean ALWAYS— brings a smile to my face.
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Club Sta Sta
6 months
Got places to be
@gangstaGURRY
gary bradshaw.
6 months
describe your walk.
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Viola’s Groove
@therobmilton
Rob Milton
7 months
- how to get away with Renaissance.
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4 years
Mama Tina’s caption is SENDING me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I love how black people explain the function of their gifts when they open em: “See yeah I can use this mug when it get real cold, put my tea in it.” 😭
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IYKYK
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@b0mbchell_
Funny Glam Girl.
1 year
Which celebrity or public figure had the best rebrand?
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Club Sta Sta
1 year
Know the writer couldn’t wait to hit send on this:
@Variety
Variety
1 year
Gwynnocent.
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Club Sta Sta
5 years
1) I can’t believe all this happened on the same night. 2) I can’t believe this was 10 years ago. 3) The Illuminati not snapping like it used to.
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If you watch Red Table Talk, she talks a lot about Will doing things that are packaged as selfless acts of service but are usually to his own glory (or in this case driven by his own selfish motives) — but the easier narrative is to vilify the black woman who clocks it. 🥴
@ArtOfDialogue_
The Art Of Dialogue
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Jada Pinkett absolves herself of responsibility for Will Smith slapping Chris Rock and says she was shocked when Will Smith referred to her as his wife during the verbal tirade following the Oscar slap. (🎥 @TODAYshow )
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1 year
People that dance at the club >
@ThereGoTerry
ThereGoTerry
1 year
at this point in my life ❤️
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Club Sta Sta
4 years
Best Performance by A Lead Actress: “Embezzle” (2019)
@AwardShowUpdate
#ACMHonors
4 years
. @BLACCHYNA at the 92nd Annual Academy Awards. #Oscars
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4 years
And y’all worried about Lil Nas???!?
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“What month we gotta survive now?” 2020:
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I’m spending more money on groceries than I was eating out everyday.
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Beyoncé talking, joking AND cussin —
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@ramseyboltin The goat when they started screaming:
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Usher right now:
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Alicia Keys: “We can fight like Ike and Tina..”
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To the gay youth going to prom with one another — we millennials who went with our girl besties couldn’t be more proud:
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What I got from this article is that isolation has been 90% of Normani's life experience (displaced by Katrina, homeschooled, outcast in a group, then iced out by the label/industry) — ppl demanding these confident, extroverted pop records and she needed a few years to LIVE.
@nopecon
connor garel
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spoke to Normani in LA for @TheCut and I can assure you the album does in fact exist
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Also I miss money, this was budget 😅
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5 years
The result of y’all not letting men be bisexual in peace.
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Me being nice and chatty with the cashier then hitting “no tip”:
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Be coming up to Joan Clayton office unannounced
@xtremely_chic
Asantewaa. JL
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Fact about guys built like this?
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“That’ll be a extra 30 cent” Me:
@hhbackupone
loud mouth too
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I actually get annoyed when I’m ordering sumn and the person is like that’ll be extra
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Idk ask her
@alexactivated
THE SOCIAL BIBLE 📖
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I know the girls like to tussle. But what exactly is a “Vocal Bible?”
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Whoever is choreographing / creative directing around this injury deserves their 10s
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
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Tyla performs “ART” on the Late Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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Lady Gaga was DESPERATE on Paparazzi…like she wanted it.
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Caresha in a film with Eddie Murphy this early in her career and JT front row at Paris Fashion Week:
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Posted a CF story thinking I’d flaunt some weight loss and somebody responded “getting thickkkk”
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Found out who spending all my damn money:
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They gave Left-Eye so much pushback but her creative direction was always on!
@Creat1ve
slick ηick
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getting ready to make history
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2 years
It’s time for the emasculator.
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*has a rough Monday* Boss: “What days you need off?” Me:
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@JohnTheeFame Give me THIS — “….but nothing comes without a cost” narration teas.
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@MarqHudson
Marquise
1 year
Let me mute “serve cunt” for a week and give everybody some time to calm down.
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“Giving you your flowers, love you deep.”
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5 years
This was sexist, considering they never banned any Trey Songz, Pretty Ricky, etc.
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Look around everybody on mute:
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@iAmJo_
Beyba McEntire 𐚁
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Wait a minute! Summer Walker? #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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Me complaining to my mama about my job everyday:
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@danijel_444 Chloe said let me avoid eye contact chile
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I’m starting to feel like “keep ‘em waitin like dot dot dot, dot dot dot” was a sub now… @Beyonce
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IG sticker: “I bet y’all skip this” Me:
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I get what Tiny is saying about following but this is a concert — not BravoCon.
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@OMFGRealityTV
OMFGRealityTV
1 year
SWV & Xscape: The Queens of R&B Season 1, Episode 3 SNEAK PEEK. All new, Sunday 8/7c on @Bravotv . (Source @Bravotv @NBCUniversal ) #TheQueensOfRB
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Listening to "Dangerously In Love" (the song) and I keep chuckling thinking about that girl singing in that baby face.
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Miami Requiem. 🙏🏾💔
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Pocket sanitizers are the new pack of gum.
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Catch it, Harriet Winslow
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ASHHHHHH GETTIN THICKER….
@beyonceissatan
American Plain Jane Spaghettii𐚁
4 months
Cremation has entered it's Renassaince era
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Getting back from vacation and realizing you didn’t need a vacation, you needed to quit:
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Wait Cuff It season for the first day of fall aka “cuffing season” after dropping “Break My Soul” for the summer solstice…I smell a genius rollout.
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