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haley 🕺

@srirachabender

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which way western man

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haley 🕺

@srirachabender

5 months

choose your fighter

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been letting my little brother use my ipad 👍

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the gap in my resume is from when I tried to kill myself

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@discolitaa I’m… feeling things

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alcoholic check: what's the first tweet that pops up when you search "beer" on your profile?

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haley 🕺

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I have a yearning disorder

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@sirlendis he’s autistic lol last week he wanted us to look up “1950 cars” followed by “1960 cars” followed by “1970 cars” etc ❤️

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@imposersindrome he is supervised doing this and an adult types in what he wants to look up 👍 he does not know how to spell yet!

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1 year

bro did you really just put de lime in de coconut

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haley 🕺

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1 year

do you accept my late night offering yes or no

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haley 🕺

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@Tapiopeikko2 he’s building an army

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haley 🕺

@srirachabender

11 months

Hunter Biden

Ashley St. Clair

@stclairashley

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Who is the best modern role model men have for masculinity right now?

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haley 🕺

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1 year

my last relationship

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you're telling me this trauma gives head??

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@rissafrmoffline Oh for sure. He’s not quite to that level of reading yet though so most of the time he just likes to look at images of things he’s curious about :) we also show him documentaries about what he’s interested in since he can’t read a lot of “big” words yet

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haley 🕺

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11 months

zyns are basically cat treats for boys

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1 year

@GoodReddit Good kid, m.A.A.d reddit

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1 year

finding out your ex is back in town via graffiti tag

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1 year

that’s my emotional support gas station employee

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1 year

tested positive for yearning

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1 year

not now kitten daddy’s on a bender

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haley 🕺

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11 months

inside of you there are two rolls

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haley 🕺

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8 months

hate when they put speed bumps where i’m clearly trying to speed

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1 year

acab means a cold ass beer

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1 year

@imposersindrome Although these words he would know but regardless he is supervised

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1 year

if your vape dies then you die in real life

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1 year

they should invent a cat you can get hammered with

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5 months

i bet this is how them crossfit couples have sex

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Anyone wanna come over and do this

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1 year

time to go to work for the second time today

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1 year

lord the men you put on this earth to be husbands are fumbling the bad bitches

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@LucarioKid73 he gets into things like this a lot!

haley 🕺

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@sirlendis he’s autistic lol last week he wanted us to look up “1950 cars” followed by “1960 cars” followed by “1970 cars” etc ❤️

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how it feels to wake up for work still drunk

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1 year

meet me at the waterfall vending machine in two hours

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my autistic brother beating the roomba to death with a rock

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@rissafrmoffline If we don’t he’s gonna ask us 900 times 🤣

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the gap in my resume is when I was freaking the fuck out

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i hate having to pay the vape bill every month 👎

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@chibbbun @Minfilia he’s not old enough to use the internet alone, any searches would’ve been with either me/my sister/parents helping him (all adults). if he was older I wouldn’t have looked lol

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1 year

if you die on beer twitter you die in real life

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1 year

don’t forget to drink 420 beers today

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1 year

babe you’ve barely touched your jerky chew is everything okay

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accidentally moaning his twitter name during sex

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1 year

me when I beat him in beer pong

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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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I stand with men that get 0 pussy

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1 year

e-boyfriend? e-sex? how about you try some e-mployment

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haley 🕺

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2 years

i’ll start buying top shelf liquor when i’m pregnant. my baby deserves the best

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nice health insurance mind if we get married

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@L_Scar7 surprisingly he wants to be shorter lol, yesterday he asked if there were any health problems for being little because he wants to be “tiny and cute” 🤣

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haley 🕺

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1 year

@EmaEffect Will do, thank you :)

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first date idea we 3D print a gun

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1 year

me drunk: this is so beautiful

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@srirachabender

1 year

doing some research

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haley 🕺

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1 year

aw hell nah she made a gif of her sandwich

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1 year

dick from a guy who says Yaaaaaay

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I made this while sitting in a field

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1 year

I am interested in the beer buying habits of men who live rurally

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@srirachabender

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some things never change

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1 year

being an alcoholic is lowkey goated in situations where ruining all of your close relationships is the vibe

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@srirachabender

1 year

pussy will do way more for a man’s mental health than therapy

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1 year

my dad was beer twittering before beer twitter

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my cat when there is a single object on my bed

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1 year

would you guys still fuck with me if I ate chinese food leftovers for breakfast

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first date idea I show you a fucked up movie

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dick from a guy who can’t stop using the 🤭 emoji

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1 year

happy tiddy tuesday if you celebrate :D

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the gas station counter is much like a confessional for some

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the government has been doing experiments on my pussy

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antidepressants be damned that girl can fuck

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he asked me if I can send his painting to the news and I told him the best I can do is my twitter

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who up scared of who they will become

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referring to my drug induced psychosis episodes as bruh moments

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asking the teenager I wouldn’t sell cigarettes to if he’s mad at me

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hog reveal

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i lied, there’s no sex. now eat these shrooms and watch greys anatomy with me

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11 months

I am hearing reports that we are so back

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at work making beer chat memes

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1 year

sorry I liked your tweet 12 seconds after you posted it. I’m really bored

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all coyotes are bastards

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not every day can be a hair wash day but every day can be a shower beer day inshallah

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they should make a disney princess that’s an arms dealer

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keeping it simple

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don’t talk to me or my daughters ever again

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do you regard my nipple tip diet dr pepper with respect or disgust

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first date idea you hold the flashlight while i dig in the dirt for bugs

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1 year

dogs if they had twitter

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Bring👏🏻back👏🏻dry👏🏻humping

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drinking isn’t even fun for me anymore I’m just committed to the bit

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babe you’ve barely touched your hot dogs is everything okay

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1 year

if you struggle with overthinking, just stop thinking at all. hope this helps

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this gas station bout to see the dark side of alcoholism

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smoking on that shit that’s gonna give me lung cancer

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I’m the michael jordan of going to work drunk

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food $200 data $150 rent $600 utilities $150 burgers $800 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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our kitty that’s been missing for 17 days made it home last night :’)

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this is your average gas station employee

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