i'm a prison guard. when i sleep i go "*snorrrrrrrre, mimimimimimi*", my biggest fear in life is someone stealing the big ring of keys i keep on my belt
three man was the first enemy i designed for "megaman sprite game", and since then i keep bringing him back in all of my projects for no real reason. i just like him
i do not understand gacha games. anime girls are a fundamentally worthless resource. there are so many of them and they don't look different enough to care about the miniutae. you can see 800 trillion of them on google. anime girls should legally be considered a kind of grain
if i ever saw someone wearing one of those horny anime girl face shirts in public i would grab them by their legs and swing them around like in mario 64
it's embarassing how nintendos best effort at offering its old game library was on the wii and even that wasn't very good. the most they can do nowadays is every 2 months they add 3 new NES games called some shit like "Clib and Klob: revenge of Snurge" or whatever
drew the characters i created for deltarune chapter 2, thank you to everyone who came together to make a wonderful game, and for letting me be a little part of it!
#Deltarune
#DeltaruneChapter2
hi, my name is samanthuel, and i love my job at amazon! one of the drones thought i was a package and carried me away and dropped me onto craggy rocks from 100ft up. i have crawled into a brier patch for shelter. the drones are currently circling overhead waiting for me to die.
art should upset you. art should challenge you. art should give you violent uncontrollable diarrhea. art should make you pee your pants whilst on a date. art should wilt all the flowers in your garden. art should hack into your emails and release incriminating info about you.
FRANKEN draws near!
A new RPG from me appears out of nowhere!
In "FRANKEN", a hero fights monsters to become stronger so they can save the world.
play it for free right now!
monster hunter npc: this is bad... HELLMURDEROTH is normally a peaceful and lovely creature... something is causing it to becoume violent....
my character, dressed like a pile of cacti and bones: *nods in a concerned way*
last night me and my bf came up with a character called "deep kermit". he's an olm from underground. his neck is too long to contain a human arm but he still talks like a glove puppet. he's friendly and has come to the surface after envisioning the perfect animal called "Pig"
i used to know someone who was really convinced that he was jewish despite none of his family being so, and it turned out he watched so much rugrats as a kid that he confused parts of his own childhood with tommy pickles's
the biggest problem with elden ring is that the bosses don't do things like slamming one fist, then the other, and then both, making them tired and exposing their weakpoint. none of the bosses spin around rapidly and have to be lured into a stone pillar that knocks them over.
i have quite a few younger people following me which means whether i like it or not, i have a responsibility to be a good role model online. so my message for tonight is that piracy is fuckin cool and you should all learn to torrent stuff. emulating nintendo games is easy and fun
it's finally done! i've sprited all 151 pokemon + 44 bonus pokemon from later generations! this project begun on November 25th 2018.
#pixelart
#Pokemon
someone who calls themself "gender critical", "biologist", and a "realist" is deciding that Caster Semenya is a man based on her testosterone levels. when we tell you that terf rhetoric is about policing all women and will hurt cis women too, this is it in action.
stream is over! i've never done a stream this long before! made a start on respriting the original 151 pokemon! will do more next time! thank you for watching!!
if the joker did riddles nobody would think that was weird. but there has to be a whole separate guy for riddles. imo it's the "rock and ground being separate types" of batman villains. tricks and riddles just aren't that different thematically.
#IAmNonbinary
hi i am samanthuel, i made "don't talk to me or my son ever again", "mickey's dick smasher" and "megaman sprite game" and i am currently working on a game called Amazing Treasure Valley
i think we should put more oxygen into the atmosphere so that insects can be Big again. dragonflies are the most successful predator on earth but they can still just get munched up by a bird or frog in less than a second and that's just bullshit to me.
what i have learned from being on the internet is that the things i make in less than 10 minutes will be exponentially more popular than anything i put time into and i've just had to learn how to come to terms with this
i'm working on a little game called Amazing Treasure Valley! in which you explore the world, looking for treasure and meeting people!
please consider helping its development, i appreciate all the support so much!!
if you are a creative person on here and you feel guilty that you don't make as much art as you used to, please, remember, that you are a complete human being regardless of whether you make anything or not
A deep sea diver who hasn't returned to land in many years, their goal in life is to single handedly explore 100% of the earth's oceans. Their curious appearance is said to be a result of their meticulous personality.
@tobyfox
in 2018 or so you showed me a hastily drawn ms paint doodle of him to give me an example of computerworld npcs and my immediate reaction was "oh this fucked up guy rules" but i also wondered how many people would emjoy him. so i think it's good
i worry about a future where everything is Streamed and nobody has Files on their computers anymore. you should all download all your favourite videos and music and have them on your computer or a hard drive or something.
i made don't talk to me or my son again, mickeys dick smasher, and megaman sprite game, and that comic where wario tells mario to say fuck. for these very valuable contributions to Online, i should be a millionaire
had a dream that i played the new metroid game and this object was in one of the rooms and it became a huge controversy that pissed off everyone imaginable
the megabus man has no internal organs or anything inside whatsoever. he's a solid mass but very alive. he is 15ft tall. if he gets destroyed he is reborn, dripping with slime at the back of one of the busses. i was unfortunate enough to be on a megabus whilst this happened once.
The times this cherished doll spent with its owner were always pleasant. As the owner grew up, the doll left to find a new path in life, but lacking any sense of self outside of rigid activities, they've fallen into mercenary work.
the best type of Twitter account is a guy called something like derek21992202 who just posts things like "just woke up cant wait for breakfast" and the worst and most bleak is that one that changed a dogs name to sound more white to get better Engagement. a soulless entity.
i just read a post that said "if north koreans read harry potter they would learn to rise up against the regime" and involuntarily made a noise like when a character in street fighter gets defeated
are there vore fetishists who get art made of their fursona being eaten and then immediately stop using that fursona and make a new one. like a permadeath mechanic
i miss when pokemon felt more "monsterous". nidoking has been sanded down so much over the years, i love the absolute spiny brute he used to be. maybe the watercolour style just made them look rougher
i don't say the name of my attacks when i do them because i never bothered naming any of them. it's just some beam thing i do. not that big of a deal to me honestly
hi everyone!! i hope you are all ready to enjoy deltarune chapter 2! i did a few character designs for it, and i'm very excited for everyone to see them!
....HAPPI.....
there are basically no characters that don't look good holding a hammer. by making a generic platformer game template where you solve puzzles with "x character's trusty hammer", it could be sold to various companies, just swapping out the character sprites each time.
in AMAZING TREASURE VALLEY, if you stand in one place for a few minutes, eventually all the cars will pile up to form a big road train. because it's funny, i won't fix this.