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@mrsfunnybones
Twinkle Khanna
4 years
The man makes me proud. When I asked him if he was sure as it was such a massive amount and we needed to liquidate funds, he just said, ‘ I had nothing when I started and now that I am in this position, how can I hold back from doing whatever I can for those who have nothing.’
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Akshay Kumar
4 years
This is that time when all that matters is the lives of our people. And we need to do anything and everything it takes. I pledge to contribute Rs 25 crores from my savings to @narendramodi ji’s PM-CARES Fund. Let’s save lives, Jaan hai toh jahaan hai. 🙏🏻
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4 years
India,where cows seem to receive more protection than students, is also a country that now refuses to be cowed down. You can’t oppress people with violence-there will be more protests,more strikes,more people on the street. This headline says it all.
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
Crap! This is how I find out that you decided to set yourself on fire ! Come home and I am going to kill you-in case you do survive this! #GodHelpMe
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Akshay Kumar
5 years
Literally, all fired up for my association with @PrimeVideoIN ’s THE END (working title). Trust me, this is only the beginning 😉 @JSalke @vikramix @Abundantia_Ent
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Happy birthday to my best friend,kindest man in the world, a great dad with the best'dancey face'& jeez all that hotness on top of it all:)
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Freedom is not lost all at once, it is lost in units of one, one at a time, one activist, one lawyer, one writer till finally it’s each one of us..
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
Chintu Uncle will be missed terribly. There was never a dull moment when he was around. He was a legend on screen and also off it. Heartbreaking for all of us who loved him. 🙏
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
Discrimination based on race, colour, caste, religion and other such social constructs in whatever form, goes against the fundamental moral integrity of the human condition.
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Happy Birthday Dad
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6 years
Birthday lunch with the most beautiful woman in the world - She needs no filters and luckily doesn’t have one either #HappyBirthdayMother
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
I have a rather positive way of looking at this-Not only is the Prime Minister aware that I exist but he actually reads my work :) 🙏
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5 years
मैं सोशल मिडिया जरूर देखता हूं इससे मुझे बाहर क्या चल रहा है इसकी जानकारी मिलती है। मैं आपका भी और टविंकल खन्ना जी का भी ट्विटर देखता हूं और जिस तरह वो मुझ पर गुस्सा निकालती हैं तो मैं समझता हूं की इससे आपके परिवार में बहुत शांति रहती होगी:पीएम #ModiWithAkshay #BharatKaGarvModi
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Twinkle Khanna
3 years
Please give me leads of a verified, reliable, registered NGO who will help distribute 100 oxygen concentrators (Supplies upto 4L/min of oxygen) that will be sent directly from the UK to them. 🙏
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
When Mr K convinces me to dance around trees again:) Merry Christmas folks! #Jingleballe
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Sometimes when you don’t plan things - it all falls in place - Happy Birthday to my lovely Mr K ! #birthdaybumps
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Good morning and I guess here is the first scene of Toilet Ek Prem Katha part 2 #WhenYourWalkGoesDownTheToilet
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
The beautiful birthday girl💙
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
Just hanging in there! Not happy with hitting the Forbes list- he wants to make a quick 100 pounds here as well :) #GoofingAround
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5 years
A moving story of extraordinary courage with some kick-ass action -my absolutely biased opinion :) I really really didn’t want to but ended up crying at the end like everyone else watching #Kesari
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7 years
For the easily outraged -
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5 years
Folks please sign up-After seeing so many spiritual images in the last few days-I am now starting a series of workshops ‘Meditation Photography-Poses and Angles’ I have a feeling after wedding photography this is going to be the next big thing :) #AJokeADayMayKeepJillSane
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Happy Diwali! Wishing you all a year filled with love, light and laughter!
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Twinkle Khanna
3 years
Wonderful news-Dr Drashnika Patel & Dr Govind Bankani of London Elite Health through Daivik Foundation are donating120 oxygen concentrators and as @akshaykumar and I have managed to get our hands on 100 as well,we have a total of 220.Thank you for the leads.Let’s all do our bit🙏
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5 years
As a toddler, I was convinced that all the truckloads of flowers that would arrive for his birthday were actually for me... #NowAndForever
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Father and son busy making soufflé and layered white chocolate mousse for our dinner guests.I've trained my boys well :) #sundayshenanigans
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
Err.... You are definitely not part of my next production! #PadMan
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Akshay Kumar
4 years
It��s been 2 years to #PadMan and I’m glad we managed to push the envelope a little on this taboo subject. This #MenstrualHygieneDay , I hope we move a step closer towards ending period poverty and breaking taboos surrounding menstruation. @sonamakapoor @radhika_apte
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
Congratulations to Prime Minister @narendramodi and @BJP4India on their sweeping victory. Democracy must always be celebrated. Here’s to our India that I hope becomes synonymous with inclusivity, harmony and development #Election2019Results
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4 years
How do you know if you are a bonafide star? When you become part of a famous meme. #LittleStarProtestsAgainstSizeDiscrimination
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Twinkle Khanna
3 years
Another lot being distributed among patients in Punjab with the help of @khalsaaid_india 🙏
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4 years
Have written against many govt moves but this was a speech by the PM that staves of panic without undermining the gravity of the situation.Applauding those providing essential services will also make us feel more united during this pandemic. #jantacurfew
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Mint
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Janta Curfew to beat Coronavirus: PM Modi calls upon all to be home on 22 March
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4 years
Deserted roads all the way back from the hospital. Please don’t be alarmed, I am not about to kick the bucket because I really can’t kick anything at all! #sundayshenanigans
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Our fault Babas exist as we turn towards them like silly sunflowers looking for the sun,forgetting that a halo is just a trick of the light!
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Chandni now and forever... too young and terribly heartbreaking #RIPSridevi
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
I missed it! Well, at least like everyone else I got to be part of it virtually :) #WorkingWoes
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Akshay Kumar
5 years
Meet daddy’s little helper 😁 Continuing our yearly father-daughter ritual of flying kites soaring high in the sky! #HappyMakarSankranti everyone
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5 years
What did your husband give you for your anniversary? Unfortunately he didn’t even give me a freshly wrapped Mr Singh just kept all the hugs for himself #18yearchallenge
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Love is nothing but a play of Dopamine, it’s the staying in like that requires great skill #weddingrevelries
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6 years
Why is Holi the festival of colors? Because people show you their true colours after ingesting enough bhang #HappyHoli
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3 years
Happy new year and get lost you awful 2020!
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
One man’s quest gave so many people wings #Padman hit the screens exactly a year ago and it still feels surreal to be part of @murugaofficial ‘s amazing journey with my friend #Balki and our wonderful cast @radhika_apte @sonamakapoor and @akshaykumar
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
‘Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.’ Gina Barreca #FineVices
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
It is heartbreaking to hear about the horrific murder of the two and a half year old little girl In Aligarh. I would request @smritiirani to ensure that swift action is taken against the perpetrators of this heinous crime. #JusticeForTwinkle
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
And as far as #Padmavati is concerned I wish it is the biggest hit ever as that would be the befitting rejoinder to all these loony threats!
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
My resilient little girl- these are things I could never teach her so I am glad that there is someone who can :)
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Akshay Kumar
5 years
It’s always a good idea to start young, their bodies are agile and flexible...a little push now will go a long way later. #MondayMotivation #FitIndia
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Appalled hearing multiple incidents of harassment and it is truly horrific to hear what these women have been through. Everyone involved in Housefull needs to take a firm stance on this issue. This cannot go on.
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This is the only reason why mothers take on the arduous task of spending months and months looking like an elephant and feeling like a cow. #ALittleLoveGoesALongWay
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
Considering last night I had a dream about going to Arnab’s house, murdering someone,getting rid of the body down the guest toilet while managing to hide it from the great anchor himself-I am either going through early menopause or I have been watching too much Republic TV! #Nooo
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
A tip for Indian men:A black turtleneck can make most of you seem exponentially smarter-Just don’t ask the woman sitting on the other side of your granola what ‘exponentially’ means.Also it doesn’t help if you call the other person’Maha Pakau’when they give you the definition.
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
The nation wants to know-Is this 10 cr beheading fee inclusive of GST?
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The Times Of India
6 years
Want to congratulate Meerut youth for announcing Rs 5cr bounty for beheading Deepika Padukone, Sanjay Leela Bhansali. We'll reward the ones beheading them, with Rs 10cr, & also take care of their family's needs: Suraj Pal Amu, Haryana BJP Chief Media Coordinator (ANI) #Padmavati
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
I don't know if I am crying or laughing-emotions all over the place-So proud of you @akshaykumar you smart, humble, amazing creature!
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Akshay Kumar
7 years
#NationalFilmAwards : Best Actor for Rustom,countless emotions,very hard to express my gratitude right now but still tried,a big THANK YOU🙏🏻
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
So now I can officially refer to him as my trophy husband :) #NationalFilmAwards
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Akshay Kumar
7 years
An important day in my life with the most important people in the world to me, my family #NationalFilmAwards
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
The birthday girl is shining bright ! Mother turns a year older and looks even better :) #thefabulousbirthdaygirl #goofingaround
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
My glass is perhaps always half full but it sort of feels filled to the brim when this hunk is around:) #friendsforever #absencemakestheheartandallthatjazz
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Twinkle Khanna
8 years
Between the devil and the deep blue sea ,I am happy to pick this particular handsome devil #HappyBirthdayMrK #BigDay
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Happy birthday my darling! May you always land firmly on your feet! #15thbirthday
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
Also get your own mask and don’t rob your partner’s freshly washed, pretty, floral one:) #SafeNormal
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Akshay Kumar
4 years
Go about your life normally but follow the #safenormal . @drjagannath
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Saw #ToiletEkPremKatha and loved it! Very proud of Mr K-It's a highly entertaining and equally important movie! #MustWatch
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
Menstrual health is a subject very close to my heart,after columns, books and PadMan my work towards the cause continues-now with @stc_india Wonderful interacting with the champions in Govandi and meeting the @ApnalayaTweets team
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Twinkle Khanna
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A perfect birthday with all the people I love the most in the world!
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Man:Where are u going? Fed-up Wife:Don't have to tell you #RightToPrivacy now! Man:Talaq Talaq Talaq!Wife:TooLate TooLate Toolate #WhatAWeek
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Twinkle Khanna
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When you love someone so deeply that you see all your tomorrows strung together in their eyes #motherhood
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And my best friend flies in for a Valentine’s day surprise with, ‘Both are not for you, one is for my daughter!’ #happyvalentinesday
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Pad-up and get ready for MrsFunnybones Movies and R. Balki's Padman -April 13,2018 @akshaykumar @radhika_apte @sonamakapoor @kriarj
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4 years
Melas, by and large, can be hazardous to health- I would know :)
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To go ahead with this Mela now is to trifle with the health of millions of Indians. It must be stopped.
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5 years
Thank you! Completely overwhelmed -I was in the car-saw this very tweet and discovered we actually won the National Award! #Padman
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Ananya Bhattacharya
5 years
#PadMan gets Best Film on Social Issues. Congratulations, @mrsfunnybones , @akshaykumar and @radhika_apte ! #NationalFilmAwards
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4 years
What mothers really want for Mother's Day but can't tell their kids. So what kind of mom are you — The bad mom, the badass mom or the badass mom with a good posterior?
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4 years
There is something to be said about being at the right place at the right time. I was just sitting there, minding my own business when a tired rainbow decided to come rest across my face. #WantedAHaloButARainbowWillDo
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Better than a regressive tweet like this that calls 'progressive' pieces fluff and believes that marriage means sharing the same ideologies
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IndiaExplained
7 years
Kind of cute how Twinkle Khanna writes 'progressive' fluff pieces in ToI while Akshayji dances with Pogrom Modi. Indian elites in nutshell
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Why do we Indians carefully remove our shoes before entering our houses but spit betel-juice on the very street that leads home #mondaymusings
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6 years
Happy Diwali! May your world be filled with love and laughter #diwali2018
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Trying to ease the baby into taking her vaccination shot this morning, I tell her, ‘ Ok you pick, left or right -which leg do you want the doctor to inject? ‘ Pat comes the reply, ‘ I pick the doctor’s leg! ‘ #BossBaby
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Sometimes we do end up in the same boat if not always on the same page #sailingaway #sainttropez
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Thank you for tagging me @murugaofficial Yes, that’s a Pad in my hand & there's nothing to be ashamed about. It's natural! Period. #PadManChallenge Copy, Paste this & Challenge your friends to take a photo with a Pad! Here I am Challenging @aamir_khan @AzmiShabana @hvgoenka
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
When you decide to embrace your name! #TwinklingAwayTonight
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
I see you,in my reflection off the back of a gleaming spoon,in a gesture my sister makes, in the arch of my son's eyebrows-I still see you
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Please read this thread before judging or shaming #TanushreeDutta a working environment without harassment and intimidation is a fundamental right and by speaking up this brave woman helps pave the way towards that very goal for all of us!
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Janice Sequeira
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Some incidents that take place even a decade ago remain fresh in your memory. What happened with #TanushreeDutta on the sets of “Horn Ok Please” is one such incident - I was there. #NanaPatekar [THREAD]
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
A holiday for her=Double the work for me #MommyMornings
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Happy birthday @iamsonalibendre ! Capricorns are the best 😘
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6 years
I once told my Pad Man that I will take him places.. Well, not only will Pad Man release in 50 countries all over the world but It is Bollywood’s first film that will be releasing day and date in Russia, Ivory Coast and even Iraq #padman9thfeb @SonyPicsIndia @PadManTheFilm
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My advice? Have a slice of cake, drink some wine. One day, you will end up as a bag of bones anyway, why do it when you are still alive? #womensdayeveryday
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Twinkle Khanna
5 years
The baby finds two strays, brings them home and is now insisting they become part of our family! #doggycuddles
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Something I learned from a scientist today:Each time someone puts a hurdle in your path-thank them,it's the hurdle that makes you take a leap!
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Scientists studying longest living mammals,bowhead whales found for a long life what is needed is a slow metabolism & not wives who fast:)
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Twinkle Khanna
4 years
That was last week and now add oppressing the voices of our students by using violence and we have crawled even further into the dark tunnel. I stand by a secular, democratic India where peaceful dissent is our…
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A sari is non-judgemental, accommodating and forgiving in nature- I wish we had more friends like that as well:) #SariStory
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5 years
When you are a Kejriwal supporter but don’t have a monkey cap! P.S. I swear I didn’t make him do this:) #cutiepie #littlemonster
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7 years
What is common between Meteorologists and Astrologers ? Both gaze at the sky for answers and their predictions are equally inaccurate:)
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In an homage to Master Raju, I can finally call myself Master Twinkle :) @GoldsmithsUoL
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Me:What's your wifi password? She:I can't remember Me:How stupid is that! She:How stupid are you! it's icantremember all small letters!
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
Our little one turns 5! #birthdaygirl
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Akshay Kumar
7 years
My fav. part of every day,my daughter shaving me at the sink, precious moments!Happy Birthday My Princess 👑One request,please dont grow up 💖
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My Sunday-When you can’t grin and bear it,then it’s time to have a gin to bear it!Also read something interesting-We shouldn’t worry about getting the virus but must modify our behaviour as if we already have it and don’t want to infect others,that is the only way to contain it
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5 years
Why do I look like I want to punch the photographer in every childhood picture? #TheOriginalBossBaby
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Twinkle Khanna
3 years
Part of our first lot is being distributed by @udayfoundation in Delhi to those who are in need. We have three more lots given to other NGOs for distribution in Punjab, Mumbai and Delhi- will keep updating! #LetsKeepThisGoing
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Twinkle Khanna
7 years
A sublime Saturday baking with my little monster #flavourdiaries
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Twinkle Khanna
6 years
Fifteen birthdays together and the first one apart -Missing the birthday boy terribly #happy16th
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Akshay Kumar
6 years
Taller than me, smarter than me, wealthier than me, nicer than me! My wish for you this year and always will be to have everything more than I ever had ❤️ Happy birthday Aarav 😘😘
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Pad Man is twinkling away with all these splendid reviews and gleaming gold stars :) Hurrah! #PadMan
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