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modest ROI sheev

@space_plowboy90

2 months

I saw the crown of Agriculture™️ laying on the ground, and I picked it up with my Farmhand Loader.

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modest ROI sheev

@space_plowboy90

1 year

Louis L’Amour did more to insure that young men who would eventually become mechanics and welders learned to read than the entire Department of Education has done since 1979.

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2 years

@IcyJaime Meanwhile Brits just be like: sAyEwULs

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@CitizenHush Explain this to me like I’m 5 tech man.

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2 years

Hypotheses: John Deere has decided to pursue autonomous equipment due to their inability to build a correctly sized cup holder.

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@space_plowboy90

3 years

I have never been so in love with one piece of equipment in my life.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

What we have here is a thiccamore tree.

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2 years

Don't stick your dick in it guys 🙄

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

Side by sides should not cost more than $15,000 You are grossly overpaying for a plastic Gucci Bag with a centrifugal clutch and a belt sheave. Stop.

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@IndieCat30

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2 years

@RMcElhenney We did not deserve this show.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@SilasAshe @TansuYegen What are you calling garbage?!

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@VivopeloAndrigo @lostinhist0ry A Bitcoin bro not understanding something’s value. Imagine my shock.

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@space_plowboy90

5 years

Someday I will stop trying to carry two chemical boxes one in each hand, but today is not that day.

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@space_plowboy90

3 years

Tempted to bring harvest to a halt just so I can roll over 1776 hours on the 4th of July...

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@laineywilson

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

365 days sober. Everything; alcohol, narcotics, psychotropics. Each day better than the last. No cocktail of booze and powder can mimic the high of being completely at peace with who you are and seeing the beauty in a life you nearly threw away. Cheers 🤙

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

Sturgill Simpson is Koe Wetzel for guys who have done DMT and have above average reading comprehension skills.

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@space_plowboy90

3 years

If you recently followed me because of a tweet glorifying the tillage cart, you’ll soon unfollow me for my fun opinions. No-till can and will work everywhere, if it doesn’t work it’s due to the compacted layer between your ears.... Have a swell day.

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@space_plowboy90

1 month

The west has fallen.

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@space_plowboy90

4 years

Yo @Permatex why can’t we fix this brush length/can depth debacle? Sincerely every farmer everywhere, all the time...

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

Tillage equipment trends through the years: 90’s: This is a disk. 00’s: This is a Summers SuperCoulter, it has no gang angle and virtually no blade pitch. 10’s: We’ve added blade pitch and adjustable gang angles! 20’s: This is a $150,000 disk.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

RT if you stand with Joe Rogan.

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@space_plowboy90

9 months

Jordan Peterson once the Frog Accounts™️ can’t be blocked.

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@space_plowboy90

7 months

The Modern Johnathan Deere Dealership: Here’s a late 30’s man with a strong background in talking in circles and who gets his hair cut at a salon. Please give us $180,000 for this disk.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Turnpike has an absolute barn burner of a four album stretch. I humbly submit a similarly significant run;

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@coldcanscountry

1 year

Favorite consecutive 4 album run? Here’s ours:

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@space_plowboy90

5 months

Them boys in the Show-Me state have built a money printer.

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@space_plowboy90

11 months

This opening perfectly captures the next 5:14 of adrenaline and dopamine fluctuations you’re about to experience. American Aquarium has the ability to facilitate emotional bedlam better than anyone in the game.

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@coldcanscountry

11 months

What’s your favorite song opening? Mine:

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

ATTENTION LIVESTOCK PRODUCERS On a day like today we need to remember to go out of our way to thank the row croppers for spending the day at their local Deere dealer to buy shit they do not need to skirt taxes. Without their poor financial decisions you’d not have cheap feed.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@SportsComrade @chiefs_ny @PFF_Fantasy Correct, some (Kelce) throw TD passes in the playoffs.

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@space_plowboy90

1 month

Cattle guys know they’ve made it when they have a pot with their name across the front of it. Row crop guys aspire to have a white Freightliner Columbia with “not for hire” spelled out in mailbox letters on the door. There’s a lesson here.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@EwdatsGROSS Yeah but in 33 minutes I could hear Hawthorne Heights sing “Ohio is for Lovers” 8.25 times

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@space_plowboy90

25 days

I want one of these in the worst kind of way, and willing to pay absolute bottom dollar for one.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@BruceFarming @JohnDeere This is a 10RX. They keep them in the back, you have to ask for them.

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@space_plowboy90

6 months

We did not fully appreciate what we had here.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Picked up this new title, guy looks like @braxton_mccoy

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@space_plowboy90

6 months

The Nashville Industrial Complex must be stopped.

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6 months

Post Malone performing a cover of Joe Diffie’s “Pickup Man” with Morgan Wallen & HARDY at the CMA’s.

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

This is my drill. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drill is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my drill is useless. Without my drill, I am useless. I must set my drill true. I must sow straighter than my neighbor.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

This is the greatest day on #agtwitter since the great illustrated booty fiasco of ‘22. Well - greatest next to the time I smoked a dart with J.B. Mauney

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Agriculture hot take: “Educating people about our industry” is the polished way of saying ‘coercive positioning using convenient talking points as thinly veiled propaganda’.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@CasuallyGreg

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

Why the hell is “plumber” the go to trade when the tradosphere and the technophiles argue about post secondary education vs trade school? Bring back full service meat lockers. Another processor in every county west of the Mississippi would do so much more for the country/culture.

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@space_plowboy90

5 months

So do you no-till or more conventional tillage? WE TRUMP TILL ‘ROUND THESE PARTS MUTHER FORKER 👊🇺🇸🦅🔔🤙🤘

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

“You can leave that gate open, them cows ain’t going anywhere.” Bruther, I have never once regret closing a gate - alternatively I have regret leaving a gate open.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Follow up hot take: The degradation of rural communities is directly correlated to the decline of small livestock farms. Fortune favors scale. Plenty of factors at play there between (central) banking, policy, education etc. but to deny this is willful ignorance.

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

Tractors leather seat warmer unresponsive. Bluetooth pairing difficult. Send support. Morale low.

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@space_plowboy90

3 years

If you ever think your life is over, just remember Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914 and 90 years later released the hit punk song “take me out”

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@space_plowboy90

5 months

Empty coffee cans built this country. Keurig is an abomination and I will no longer be making peace with evil.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@Eazy_EI @WhiskeyRiff I wish I could hear Diamonds & Gasoline again for the first time.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

I am an anarcho-capitalist until I come in contact with one of these instruments of piss poor craftsmanship. I support a sweeping ban on the manufacture, sale, and use of the Scotch-Lock. Furthermore due to past injustices the inventor should be tarred and feathered.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

cOuLd SuRe Go FoR a MeAn TwEeT rIgHt NoW

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@space_plowboy90

14 days

Much better.

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modest ROI sheev

@space_plowboy90

2 years

Farmers are a wild bunch. Talmbout, “combines are so expensive 😭” Like that $45,000 seed tender didn’t see less than 10 hours of active duty.

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

I think I’ve officially entered my old man music phase. I’ve reached my capacity for new artists. I will forever listen to Ragweed and Reckless Kelly like my dad listens to Kansas and REO Speedwagon. It’s been a good run.

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@space_plowboy90

7 months

I don’t want to sound like a boomer fudd here. But I don’t get the draw of these fancy new tractors. I cut my teeth on the John Deere 8330 and 9430 you can keep your silly massaging seats and your DEF exhaust fluid.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

I love this so much.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Do not call yourself a fan of westerns if this classic doesn’t crack your top five.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full cases of that steel core ammo with the berdan primers from some East Bloc nation that no longer needs 'em.

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

We lost the country when we quit referring to engines according to their cubic inch displacement in favor of some soda measurement (liters? gay). I am not wrong.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

My new political doctrine is Stock Rack Nationalism.

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@space_plowboy90

1 month

Observation from a quick little trip to central Kansas: the State Animal is still the 875 Versatile hooked to a disk.

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@space_plowboy90

10 months

The Ford 300 inch six cylinder is the greatest engine ever built. Fite me.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@josephring4 Few years ago jumping out of a $800,000 cotton stripper to haul cotton 5 hours to Spearman TX in a 30 year old rolling DOT violation always made me laugh.

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

*wipes the lone tear streaming down my face as I hear the distinct yet subtle whir of the power steering pump*

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2 months

1986 in America

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@space_plowboy90

10 months

At 6:12 AM I saw a fella at Casey’s buy a 25oz Budweiser in loose change. The road goes on forever, and the party never ends.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@lockoutdays It’s fucking child abuse.

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@space_plowboy90

8 months

High Speed Disks are the worst thing to happen to agriculture since Earl Butz told ya to farm fence row to fence row.

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Farm show nice to see everyone and their uncle had a high speed disk lineup, can't wait to buy em used in a decade

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Gotta start the day somewhere.

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@space_plowboy90

3 months

You know the border crisis is out of control when JD (puncher) is too busy to tell us about it.

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@space_plowboy90

1 month

Let’s get some old on farm “feed mill” setups. Functional or mothballed, with or without blue toobs, an explanation of its characteristics if you’re so inclined, bonus points for out of the ordinary. #agtwitter

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@jaykrichards @BrokenGamezHDR_ Wrong, it’s about family.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@goonraccoon @CitizenHush Fuckin dope.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Let me paint you a word picture; There’s this Cajun, he’s a large fellow (known to eat his body weight in groceries). Makes his living hunting alligator (this a not legal). Interestingly he could trap these gators with just one hand. THATS ALL HE GOT LEFT CUZ THE ALLIGATOR BIT IT

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Going through some things and found my great grandfathers farm records from 1944. He would become a widower 3 years later and he would claim his own life 5 years after that. This is incredible to me.

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One of the more unique setups I’ve ever seen, 2 miles south of Nortonville KS. Too far gone to resurrect, unless someone had more money than sense.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Not much left of the town. But overlooking the Dry Branch Potawatomi Creek at Scipio, Kansas is a 130 year old church that might be a deserving TL cleanse.

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5 months

@Unbannable_Bear @krus_chiki This looks like AI made an image of Jim Gaffigan with Elton John glasses wearing fatigues.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

@rawhoneyncream "These are my sons; Carburetor, Sledgehammer, and Locomotive."

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

Garth Brooks fans John Lennon fans 🤝 Trying to pretend the guy isn’t an assbag

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Farming used to be done with coffee and cigarettes. Now it’s Cheez Itz and Monster. Makes a guy sick.

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

They say there’s no money to be made out there. Lol, hold my stanchion barn and watch this.

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

Twitter is weird dawg. In the middle of a playground fight between Ohio and Texas and I’m getting comment notifications on cover cropping methods.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

19 year olds when they first heard “throw the bottle of whiskey under the seat, light a cigarette so he don’t smell the weed - if he asks me to blow imma tell his punk ass to take me to jail” And then making it their personality for the next 7 years

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

Only thing missing is: - an economic and monetary system to facilitate this - firm grasp on reality

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What would the perfect farm look like? - 30+ acres - a cozy house - river/stream - fruit trees - outdoor gym & kitchen - cows, chickens, pigs, goats, sheep, bees What else would you add?

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@space_plowboy90

3 years

*searches Amazon for tar & feathers*

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@space_plowboy90

10 months

Ok, I hadn’t listened to the Jason Aldean song until now. This is actually relatively disturbing… is there anything that the @ACLU can do?? I am terrified and asking someone to please stop Mr. Aldean sooner than later.

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@space_plowboy90

10 months

*In the John Deere Sound Guard cab department* Engineer: So we should have these windows able to open for ventilation, right? An idiot: Lol, I mean… no more than an inch and a half.

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@space_plowboy90

8 months

@KenlisViewFarm @cynicalmilkmaid Husbands, love your farms, just as Christ loved the bank. Or something.

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@LTB366

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

When I worked for Deere this idea was workshopped, but I pushed back because farmerz would get on social media and bitch about it’s capacity and location.

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@LEAADFarms

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Refrigerators and leather seats are cool but do any tractor manufacturers make in cab garbage cans??

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

No one told me you had to be BQA certified to get into Josh and Shans wedding? Wtf??

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

@Coach_Rusty @thehill @SecYellen Think about what you’re asking… she and others had no idea, but you look to them to now fix it?

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@space_plowboy90

2 years

Proof that taxes are unnecessary and personal donations towards the cause of your choice is possible.

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

I absolutely bought a carburetor from this guy in Beloit, KS

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40. Ronald Reagan

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

My sister wanted to share with me a "Beef & Cabbage" recipe where she was substituting turkey for beef. Every day we drift further from God.

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7 months

Fred Durst, or World Livestock Auctioneer Campion?

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@space_plowboy90

1 year

If these things catch on they will literally cripple the snack food industry as we know it.

Woody Van Arkel🧢 🇨🇦🌽🐖🚲🌞🍺

@woody_VA

1 year

Robot at work. Planting away at 2.5ac per hour 24 hours a day. Not lunch breaks,no peep breaks and very little compaction

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

Maybe the real Boomer Farm Crisis™️ was the friends we made along the way.

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@space_plowboy90

2 months

Dude is worth a cool half billion and even he hates the cash corn market. Lesson is live by the store and ignore, die by the store and ignore.

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4.25… crazzyyyy

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@space_plowboy90

8 months

Allow me to take you on a visual journey:

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@space_plowboy90

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@ASo1omons

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@space_plowboy90

4 months

The life of the redditor is like that of the 90’s infomercial white person.

8Bit Mickey is COMING TO YOU LIVE…

@8BitMickey

5 months

Some dude accidentally infused his Turkey with metal during the brining process and the comments are going wild y’all! The general consensus is that OP shouldn’t risk it and just toss it.

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