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This is a wild story.

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4 months

Me in 30 years.

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3 months

"CONTACT! CONTACT! SEND ALL UNITS NAOW!"

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2 months

Worlds most advanced AI has run the Tyson/Paul fight 10^75 times and has this as the outcome.

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8 months

I had to watch this about 5 times before my brain understood.

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5 months

Acceptable XMas music

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15 days

One of the most gangster GWOT "fuck you" mission ever.

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2 months

New self-defense gadget just dropped.. 10/10 would.

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4 months

Want.

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10 months

I would take the landlord for everything they had.

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3 months

10/10 would buy.

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5 months

Refuse the new system.

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4 months

I'm dying.

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6 months

TIL Delta Force infiltrated the White House when Reagan was President as a training exercise. Secret Service knew when it was happening. Delta succeeded.

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2 months

11 years since I took this photo. Disappointed it was out of focus..

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3 months

Checkmate, you little shits.

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27 days

Don Frye sounds exactly as you would expect him to.

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6 months

This will forever be the greatest improvised line in a comedy show.

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3 months

This made me irrationally angry.

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3 months

😮 Imma build one once the files are released.

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5 months

LMAOOOO. The simps want russia to be better so terribly bad.

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9 months

Wat

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3 months

I'm not sure what I just watched.. but I'm laughing.

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USA Carry

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Intruder Critically Wounded by Muzzleloader in Vermont Home Defense Incident

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10 months

Never seen a pull-start pistol before

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2 months

Hard Pass

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3 months

Hi. Former competitive boxer here. Carry a gun.

NoShotBalu

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3 months

@TheGreenOldDill @LABlitz44 @BBell73 Maybe try to hit the gym or take a boxing class to gain some confidence so that a gun isn’t the only thing making you feel like a man.

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8 months

Forgot to share this on the 11th. But who gives a shit.

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4 months

This dude is legitimately one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen speak.

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10 months

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1 year

...theft of government property... For using *solar* powered electric vehicle chargers... Think about that...

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8 months

Uh. Sir?

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6 months

Who is he mad at?

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5 months

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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4 months

@AmyMcGrathKY

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4 months

IDK whats going on here.. but I can't hate it..

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6 months

This sums up my friend group here.

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7 months

Roy Cleveland Sullivan. Park Ranger. Depending on how you look at it, the luckiest or unluckiest man ever.

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2 years

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4 months

Um.. ma'am?

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1 year

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2 years

It me. I'm men.

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5 months

Fuck.

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9 months

Let me introduce you to the US Army's most technologically advanced mine clearance system. Private with a Stick Mk 1.

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2 years

Imagine having both a Rottweiler and a fkin puma as home defense...

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3 months

Hint - you can't.

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11 months

Nuke Between His Legs

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18 days

Sorry ladies.. You're all pregnant now.

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6 months

The best @GarandThumb1 clip out there.

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3 months

Courtesy of . @MonotoneMustang

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6 months

I watched this 4 times

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1 year

Divorce. Immediately.

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3 months

. @braxton_mccoy

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3 months

F15EX unclassed top speed is Mach 2.9. 9g limit in normal flight. *12g in emergencies* WTF.

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3 years

No we are not.

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Backing into a space at WallyWorld. In back-up cam, I see lady parked behind me push the cart she had into the spot I was backing into. Don't stop. Hit cart hard enough that it bounces down the side of her car and stops with the nose of the cart in front of her car. She now…

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My boy took offense to me putting a curve in my new hat brim.. he's under the impression it's cool to have them flat.