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haz

@sozhaz

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love <333333333333

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nationalise the trains rn

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help

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men need to stop focussing on having tantrums over their hypothetical daughters & punishing them for having the sexual freedom to do what they want and start focussing on weird men who might want to do them harm

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that video of curtis but it’s threateningly zoomed in on his face

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i need you guys to know: these are the prices WITH A RAILCARD!!!!!! they were around £350 without

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this been done or ?

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@albananarama congrats you have discovered the price will be different depending on the day you book for and the day you actually book it bc that’s how fares work 😴😴

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not people getting pissy w me over the prices on trainline lmao 💀 pls i know there’s cheaper sites but trains in britain are generally overpriced and trainline lately has been a particular nightmare and it seem ridiculous to me so pls calm down it’s just a tweet of a screenshot

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next man who tries to explain the rail network to me like i’ve just stepped out of my mother’s womb is getting banned from all trains for life xxxxx

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@livkerridge0 do i see legend behaviour in my mentions

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6 years

Went to a wedding n stuff x

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@sozhaz

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if i was about to walk down the aisle to marry my partner of 10+ years and someone showed me a screenshot of them replying to a funny tweet with “you win the internet for today sir” i would actually just walk out and leave them at the altar

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r*p*ul’s obsession with “traditional” drag is actually so annoying i’m tired

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@albananarama that’s what I do get??? dude it’s a screenshot of prices not a fucking booking confirmation

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4 years

this is simply amazing i’m so impressed i had to share it

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@sozhaz

4 years

here is an actual MP telling someone to “get a life” when asked about living in poverty maybe people would get a life if your party hadn’t made it almost fucking impossible to survive. what an asshole... supposed to be representing people as well 🙃

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@Pauline_Latham

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@ML1Hughes Get a life

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@sozhaz

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“what’s the point in lockdown if it didn’t work the first time” no it DID work the government just decided to stop it before the virus was controlled so obviously it just went back up??? the lockdown itself was helping........ the govt were just “anyway .... back to the virus”

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@sozhaz

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the girl from st trinian’s has been married to elon musk TWICE !!! TWO TIMES

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cool thanks mum

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losing my mind over this picture of me and my dad

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MY DAD HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR NEW CONTRACTS ON INDEED AND WAS GETTING ANNOYED BC HE WASN’T GETTING ANY AND HE JUST REALISED HIS NAME AUTOFILLED AS “REVEREND SAUSAGE” AND ITS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR MONTHS,, HE ONLY NOTICED BC HE GOT AN EMAIL ADDRESSING HIM AS “REVEREND SAUSAGE”

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@MYSOSEITY people getting angry at this is so funny bc you never described a specific kind of person so they’re basically publicly admitted that they think they peaked in high and are now losers 😭😭

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3 years

just learned about jerboas .. what the fuck is this

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7 years

these jeans !! I am living

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3 years

tw /// sh/suicide A year ago today I woke up following suicide attempt. I was scared and unwell and had been stuck in pattern of self harm since I was in high school. Today I am ONE YEAR clean from self harm. Not only that but I am living my dreams. It gets better 💛

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@sozhaz

4 years

gay friendships be like: i met you 12 hours ago feel free to stay in my house while i’m out all day

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@sozhaz

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@mynxie666 omg literally i am pissing myself why do men get so angry when i woman tweets abt smth 💀💀 could literally say i bought a new top today and someone off football twitter would reply “didn’t happen”

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gets everything handed to him his whole life and then inevitably ends up in the highest office, doesn’t do his job properly or make any proper decisions, instead waits until forced into one last minute and ppl online still say “aw like him or not, fair play he’s trying his best!”

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meat eaters: being vegan looks so boring and miserable meat eaters:

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my granny rang the other day to ask “are we still transgender? Not that I mind I just like to stay up to date!”

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@sozhaz

4 years

the fucking AUDACITY of a rich tory man to go on tv and tell working class people not only to go back to work but also to do that without using public transport. How are people in cities gonna to that?? how are people who can’t drive or afford to drive gonna do that????? cunt

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5 years

you vs the guy she tells u not to worry about

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@sozhaz

6 years

I love being called “a bit of a melon” because I was a) treated like I was stupid by officers b) actively dissuaded from reporting by officers c) so mentally damaged by my assault that I legitimately stopped being able to leave my flat for a period of time, let alone go to court

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@sozhaz

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i shaved my eyebrows for this

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lmao 😭😭

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@sozhaz

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what a weird fucking tweet man honestly if u see a much older man doing smth uncomfortable with ur daughter & ur immediate reaction is to disown your daughter then please don’t have children... if ur gonna have an issue with this vid it definitely shouldn’t be w the women

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Kim Kardashian has bought Ronald McDonald's duster for $879k, TMZ reports

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@sozhaz

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my dad was in charge of my brother’s birthday cake

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@sozhaz

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@spectregal if you shopped around u could probs get to america for that

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@sozhaz

3 years

screaming CRYING !!! teenage me followed BT stylists like they were celebrities…. today i was not only at a company event but i won a fucking award after only ONE year here… my boss made sure he could present it and everyone knew except me in front of 200 people… i am blessed

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@sozhaz

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hmmmm this tweet is doin p well but it’s literally part of a ignorant & racist argument soooo let’s stop finding him funny yeah? 🤷🏼‍♂️🙃

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“hang on, surely not?”

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I don’t rly want to sit and listen to radio 2 listeners phone in and debate with j*remy v*ne on whether i exist or deserve respect? if u want to do a piece about non-binary ppl then get some non-binary ppl on to talk abt it. my identity is not a topic that’s up for debate.

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???? wtf

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thinking about how the other day someone tweeted smth like “unfollowed a lot of people this week so that I’m just following people who put out content I value and enjoy seeing” and i was like omg 🥺🥰 cute 🥰🥺 and then discovered i was one the people they’d unfollowed

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I definitely missed something at some point on this app bc one day all these captions started happening and no one said anything but everyone understood and I still have NO fucking clue why

boogie

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sco pa tu manaa?

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so I applied for a position on the creative team at my company and I got it!!!!! It’s alongside my apprenticeship which I’m buzzing abt bc it means I will be working on editorial projects and branding/PR for the company as well as continuing my salon work + training 💙

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every day i think about that time i matched with an alt bristol girl who like craft beer and worked for a brewery and we were flirting for a few days before we realised she was friends with my mum

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surely not TEN mutuals liking that tweet ? disgusten x

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⚡️🪐 x

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this fuckin hit hard

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@FelixJ20k and i said i want it right now

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anyway new hair just dropped 💗💓💞💕💝💘💖

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🔫🧚🏻

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psa if ur rude to ppl under the pretence of caring abt “health” then I expect you give just as much abuse to anyone who - drinks alcohol - smokes - has ever eaten junk food - eats red meat - doesn’t wear suncream i can go on

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jedward pls 💀

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tw/self harm omw to pick up my meds and celebrating SIX MONTHS CLEAN !!!!!! I remember posting at three months and that was the longest I’d gone in 5 years... now i’ve doubled it? recovery isn’t linear and i’ve had a few setbacks, and that’s okay! but this is a big fuckin moment

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didn’t expect to see people getting mocked for *checks notes* being against world hunger... but here we are 😭 fuckin state of this country honestly

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so i know i haven't really been secretive about it at all but here's the official announcement that i'm on naked attraction on the first of september !!!! ❤️ i'm sure ur all dying to see my ass x

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cishet men think using they/them pronouns is the failure of our generation even though they’re the ones who can’t even grasp primary school level english aka they/them isn’t just plural

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i can’t believe i let a man who puts about 10 pics of matty healy on his story every day put his dick inside me

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this is so cringe but today i fucking cried on westminster bridge out of pure ✨contentedness✨lmao I had an afternoon to myself and spent it walking around visiting a few of my fave pretty places... a year ago i would barely go further than the end of my road by myself

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nightmare

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@sozhaz

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hi! i am a student from london looking for volunteers to help me with my undergrad dissertation! My research is focussing on two areas: 1) Internet shopping and 2) men aged 35-80. ideal candidates will have lots of money that they are prepared to give to me for me to buy nice clo

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hey bitch, what’s up?

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@sozhaz

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gender is complex & confusing. I’ve spent so long exploring my own identity & although I still don’t always 100% understand myself, I’m comfortable, happy & proud to be non-binary. There’s no “right” way to be non-binary & we don’t owe you shit. Happy #InternationalNonbinaryDay

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oi oi x

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me n my worms got places to be !!!

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the fucking FEAR in Dan’s eyes when he heard that was Alex’s girlfriend I’m pissing myself lmaoooooo #TheCircleFinal

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one more birthday post bc i forgot i left these sat in my drafts oop

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“if it was the other way around there’d be outrage” ok cool? it’s not the other way round tho 🥰💗💘💕

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i just want . no boobs. flat chest . wear strappy cami crop top with flat chest . yes

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@NellyHusz imagine calling women dressing how they like “vulgar”. Stop projecting sis 😭

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h- hot ... hot priest summer ...

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this girl is so chaotic i can feel it

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thinking about how prince phillip is so old he sort of has the same mobility of a statue .... much to think about

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new hurrrr

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Sky News

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Every phone in the UK will get an emergency alert next week - and this is what it's going to say

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royal mail has been going since 1516

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my 60 yr old auntie

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@sozhaz

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you literally go on national tv to bully children and mock minorities but ur saying stormzy’s wrong for telling children that a racist is a bad person? what the fuck is wrong with u absolute cunt

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Come off it @stormzy - saying stuff like that to a bunch of very young schoolkids isn’t cool, and you know it. You’re a hugely influential role model now to so many youngsters, wield that power more carefully.

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soooo here’s my first salon chop! ❤️💇🏻‍♀️ xxxx

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@sozhaz

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i’ve seen multiple ppl share this n like,, r u fuckin kidding..? incredible how the tories have successfully convinced working class ppl that they’re to blame for their own problems (also maybe take a second to think abt how hard a lifestyle change is for some under a tory govt)

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💚🧃🐉

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@YahooFinanceUK

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London rents now cost 78% of average pay

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