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Aussie living in Thailand, Proud Dad of 2 strong women.. Love coffee and Frenchies. Never Trump !! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Bangkok, Thailand
Joined January 2017
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A short poem about TFG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Help me understand, you have a 77 yr old who wears diapers, spray paints his face, and has that ridiculous โ€œthingโ€ on his head. He is illiterate, immoral, dumb as dog shit, is not in any elected office, yet he is currently dictating US foreign policy. Why is that ??
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Am I the only one wondering who TF is Andrew Tate ???? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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@Miss_Mcfadyen Bangkok, Thailand. Hello UAE ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
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WTF GOP, letโ€™s see if I have this right. The important global issues right now: Gas stoves, M&Mโ€™s, Hunters laptop (??), wokeness, bare arms, metal detectors, smoking bans. Iโ€™m just a dumb Aussie, but surely a political party is meant to have SOME meaningful policies..right ?
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Iโ€™m not American so Iโ€™m a bit confused. Is it Ron or Casey De Santis running for the Presidency ? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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@duty2warn Step right up to witness the amazing clairvoyant powers of this narcissistic man-child. Just 6 easy payments of $49.95 to have your โ€œfavoriteโ€ President predict your future. So accurate, it makes grown Generals weep. Please call 1800-Grift to place your order. Dont miss out !
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Spineless coward trying to hide his weakness behind the constitution !
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Is it wrong for an Australian to hope like hell that a former Aussie gets absolutely financially destroyed by a voting machine Company ?
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For the life of me I just dont understand the decision to have Miss Piggy, aka Huckleberry Sanders, giving the rebuttal !! Is she REALLY the pick of the GOP crop ?? ๐Ÿ–
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Not really the Xmas lunch I envisioned ! Wife in hospital so plan B activated. Give up a nice lunch in exchange for wifeโ€™s health any day. Thereโ€™s always next year. Merry Xmas folks ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
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Donโ€™t mean to brag here guys, but @glennkirschner2 liked one of my tweets. Next goal, getting a follow back ๐Ÿ˜€
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Maybe itโ€™s just me, but if I was ever accused of a serious crime, (think sexual assault), and all I needed to do to prove my innocence was submit a DNA sample, Iโ€™d do it in a heartbeat to clear myself. Anything less surely raises suspicion about my innocence right โ€ฆright ?
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@thejackhopkins Aussie living in Thailand ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญโ€ฆ. Watching the collapse of one ofthe major U.S. political parties in real time. That orange clown is a threat to world democracy, not, as many trolls on here constantly tell me, only the U.S. When America sneezes the world catches the flu !!
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Just canโ€™t work this dude out, does he SERIOUSLY believe that the mob who wanted to string him up, will miraculously change their opinion and send him to the White House ? There is nothing America, (or the rest of the free world), needs more, than this spineless, wimpish and
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Hey Drumf can I suggest a defense strategy which is, surprisingly, very seldom used. Take every opportunity to attack your prosecutors, maybe even make up childish little names for them ? The more you attack them, the more lenient they will be. Works every time! #JusticeMatters
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Okay America, you experimented in 2016, (and look how THAT turned out !), please, please, donโ€™t make another huge mistake in 2024. Sincerely, The rest of the world ๐ŸŒ
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Another one of TFGโ€™s sexual weaknesses โ€ฆ Premature Exoneration !!
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Think these trading cards might be a lot more valuable than the Orange Mango ones ?
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@thejackhopkins Thailand says good night, oh and also, make sure there is a blue tsunami in November please ! We are also fatigued, and canโ€™t understand how that amoral buffoon is a serious contender for POTUS again. You guys know what to do though, (again). Thanks ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
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Is Trump REALLY the hill that McCarthy has elected to die on ? Surely he has been around long enough to read the room ! GOP needs to move on, recalibrate and start working for their constituents. Hunters laptop ainโ€™t gonna get you there guys !
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Hey Twitter, as much as I appreciate the little birthday ballon thing you have going on, I would much rather you invested your time in fixing my timeline so I can actually see my friends tweets. Thanks ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ
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Desperate for the role he had coveted for years, Kevin invests heavily in his heroโ€™s latest grift. How did that work out for you Kevvy Boy ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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@Acyn @mrbigg450 I would love to watch an interview, where TFG is asked to explain the differences between, Communists, Marxists and Socialists. ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ
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@NickAdamsinUSA Fixed it for you !!
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@AnnieForTruth Hereโ€™s another little ditty โ€ฆโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Is Miss Lindsey intentionally sabotaging any chance of a GOP win in November โ€ฆ.. or just so out of touch in reading the room ?
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Happy New Year folks. Hereโ€™s wishing a year that brings health, wealth and happiness for all. ๐Ÿฅ‚
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New profile pic for TFG ..thoughts ?
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Hmmโ€ฆ.Iโ€™m gonna go with number 2 ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
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Straight from the horses mouth !
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An observation from am overseas perspective, if the Democrats REALLY want to see a blue wave happen in the primaries/2024, they better step up their messaging game. Republicans are dominating the media coverage, even Drumpf gets more coverage than Biden. #findamouthpiece
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Took the bride to Grand Hyatt Erawan for Valentineโ€™s Day dinner. Have to say it was one of the best meals I have had here in Bangkok. Food, service, โ€œvibeโ€ was all amazing. Will definitely be back. 10/10 from me @HyattErawanBKK
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I acknowledge that I am not from the U.S. but even I remember from school geography lessons where Florida is located. Explain to me like Iโ€™m 5 how the Mexican border is such an issue that DeathSantis has to engage in human trafficking. Almost like it is a political stunt !
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Remember Democrats, if you donโ€™t get out and vote, you will be one step closer to this . May I present the GOP candidates for POTUS and VPOTUS 2024
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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Tatnews_Org Not great timing for this sort of announcement I wouldnโ€™t have thought ??
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Just got out of a 12 hour stint in Twitter jail for referring to the gargoyle as a S*K*A*N*Kโ€ฆโ€ฆseems as if there is a conflict in Twitters algorithms between the truth and free speech ??
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Why is it so damn difficult to park between the yellow lines ? Theyโ€™re not driving a bus !!
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@DineshDSouza @Polymathically As an Australian, married to a lady from Thailand, I can guarantee you that nobody in Oz or Thailand pronounces it Thighland. Sometimes you just gotta know when to quit ! ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ #putyourdenturesin
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By pushing back on a lawfully issued subpoena, and refusing to provide testimony and answers to the American people, Mike โ€œPonceโ€ is revealing what a spineless coward he truly is. I would imagine his weakness does not auger well for a future Presidential run ? Coward !
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Just a thought, since Cannon was born in Cuba, does that mean if Drumpf wins, she will be imprisoned in one of his โ€œcampsโ€, and eventually deported ?? ๐Ÿค”
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@davidhogg111 @malama00 This coward ??? ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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Whereโ€™s Melania โ€ฆ. ?? ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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The walls appear to be closing in on a certain Florida resident, courtesy of Fani Willis and Jack Smith. Does posting the pic below give you a hint of who I may be thinking of ? #JusticeMatters
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Blue wave is coming #BlueCrew
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It is truly unbelievable as an outsider looking in, to see the US on an accelerated path to self destruction. Blatant corruption in all levels of politics & judiciary, racism, homophobia, book banning, non existent gun control allowing almost daily mass shootings, the list just
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Wonder how long before this is his latest defense ? ๐Ÿ˜€
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Ok medical Twitter, thoughts on this Covid test result, positive or negative ??
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People ask why I loathe that msyogonistic, homophobic, racist monster Trump so much, I wonder if it is due to the fact I have 2 strong daughters, friends in the LGBTQ community and married to an Asian lady and living in Asia ? Hmm,let me think !!
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The most hilarious part is TFG claiming he took work home with him !! They couldnโ€™t even get him to work a few hours a day without โ€œExecutive Timeโ€ !! Took work home with him ? Donโ€™t make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Dannie0929 Bloody hell, bakeries in the States must be high risk environments ! (Or does he just have a micro wiener ??)
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Xmas greetings to all from Bangkok, Thailand. I hope your Christmas Day is filled with good food, good friends, and for those not on the naughty list, hope Santa paid you a visit.
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I just wish one reporter would ask Herschel Walker a question about economics since he aspires to be a voice in economic policy decisions. Letโ€™s start with an easy one Hersch, explain the difference between a creditor and a debtor. Iโ€™d pay to watch him trying to answer that ! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Clearly some confusion about priorities perhaps ..??
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@joncoopertweets How could you even imagine hurting any animal ??
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Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that Ted Nugent, an alleged draft dodger and โ€œkiddy fiddlerโ€, is the headline act for another draft dodger and โ€œkiddy fiddlerโ€ ? โ€œBirds of a Featherโ€โ€ฆโ€ฆ
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So I keep reading that the potential exists for TFG to continue his insane run for the Presidency from a jail cell, (should it get to that). Surely there must be a threshold that disqualifies any person from running for the Oval Office. What more does this guy have to do ? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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So Trump is never gonna get re-elected, DeSantis has zero chance of winning, (and probably wonโ€™t even run), EVERYBODY hates Pence, and Pompeo announced heโ€™s not running, so where to from here ? Considering the leadership vacuum in the GOP now, surely there is at least ONE
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One of the reasons I will never visit the US again is the gun ownership/mass shootings on such a regular basis. Why would I want to stand next to a guy in a store who has an AR15 slung across his shoulder ? Oddly enough, encountering gay people there has never made me feel unsafe
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Taken me this long to get to 7,000 followers, (after Elmo chased off huge numbers of accounts). Thanks to all for following and allowing me to share in your communities.
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Hear a lot about airlines withholding refunds etc but got to send a shout out to @VirginAustralia . Recently had a flight of theirs cancelled, resulting in some additional costs for me to travel to my destination. Contacted Virgin and they agreed to refund me every $. Nice work ๐Ÿ‘
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Whoops, I did it again ! Meet the new member of the family, Piรฉrre
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Make up your own minds โ€ฆ. Lol
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Obligatory holiday pic. May be controversial, (since I live in Bangkok and have a Thai wife), but just believe that the Balinese people are so much friendlier than a lot of other ASEAN locations. Actually feel like they want me here !
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Congratulations to everyone like me who has a Birthday this close to Xmas, and who had a life time of โ€œsharedโ€ Xmas/Birthday gifts !!
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Isnโ€™t it about time that the West stopped fucking around and supplied Ukraine with ALL of the weaponry/aircraft they require to wipe Moscow off of the face of the earth ?? Fucking murderous regime needs to be obliterated !!
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@0nline0perative As an overseas ally of America, (๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ), we are all praying that you do the right thing and keep that treacherous, treasonous orange monster as far away from the WhiteHouse as possible. Thanks, Australia.
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Trump circus 2.0 begins โ€ฆlet the grift continue.
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I understand why McCarthy promised to read โ€œevery single word of the Constitution aloud from the floor of the houseโ€ on the first day of the new Republican led congress. To be in that unique position to have one of the founding fathers and authors, (Santos), too good to pass up
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Nice little spot for lunch, this will do me ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿœ
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I believe that Buckingham Palace has reached out to Sir Donald and requested that he participate in the upcoming Royal funeral procession.Based on his past form, he has suggested that he lead the cortege as he obviously believes his rightful place is walking in front of the Queen
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So trump goes berserk when he believes that the courts will take away his properties etc. How come he does not see that his resolution to ending the Russian invasion of Ukraine, (giving away THEIR property/land), is way worse. Such a pity this monster lacks empathy. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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How did the vote go Sarah ?? โ€ฆโ€ฆ
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He figured it worked for TFG, why not try it too ?
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So I know we are all watching the Trump trial with eager anticipation, BUT, what about this bloviated buffoon ? Seems like most are buying in to his โ€œrehabilitation tourโ€ which is crazy. This guy perverted justice repeatedly and thinks he can just get away scot free. #CrookedBarr
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Mr Trumps โ€œjustificationโ€ for stealing classified documents revealed โ€ฆ.
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Twitter asked me to verify via sms text for some reason ?? Now apparently I am following 2 people (rather than 8,500) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Nice surprise to wake up to, (itโ€™s morning here in Thailand). 8000 followers now. Thanks to all who follow and for allowing me to be a small part of your world ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€
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So from the files of โ€œif you could have any job in the world, what would it be ?โ€ Mine - the prison barber who gets to give TFG a buzz cut at admission ! So long Trumps dead skunk ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด
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Scene over Bangkok right now โ€ฆ.itโ€™s happening folks !! Sadly, i appear to have been overlooked for Rapture โ€˜24โ€ฆhow long do I wait ? Can i change out of this suit now ? All dressed up but nowhere to go !
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Genuine question, does anybody else think it is strange that Alina Hanna spends so much time socialising with her client outside of court ?? Is this normal behaviour for an American attorney ? Different where I come from !! #Alinawife4
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It is truly amazing as an โ€œoutsider looking inโ€ that one person โ€ฆ ONE โ€ฆ.. in a country with 333 million citizens can create such havoc. Clearly the institutions which have been in place for nearly 250 years are insufficient. One man bringing a country to its knees in real time
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When your ego is soooo fragile that you dig yourself into a hole but feel like you just have to keep digging rather than admit you might have made a mistake. In true Republican style, little Ron is so out of touch with the majority of his electorate, and STILL thinks heโ€™s gonna
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That weasly poor excuse for a speaker has the audacity to go on yet another break without putting a vote for Ukraine aid to the floor. Claims to be a deeply spiritual โ€œmanโ€ yet allows Russia to continue with their barbaric attacks on innocent Ukrainians. #traitorlittlemikey ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ
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Why do I constantly read that the GOP are going to retake the house/senate/presidency in 24 ? Seems like there are no groups who are immune to their cruelty, so where will all of their votes come from ??
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Even though he has the best words โ€ฆ..
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View from across the street of my Daughters house in Tanunda, Barossa Valley, South Australia. Not a bad view. Beautiful part of the world ! Back to Bangkok tomorrow.
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Iโ€™m looking for a guy who is morbidly obese, believes exercise is for others and has a diet consisting of โ€œhamberdersโ€ and Diet Coke. Strange Orange hue and even stranger odor emanates from his body. Last seen at the buffet of a roach infested Florida swingers club. Reaper awaits
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