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6 months

"Parade of the Carrion Eaters", me, Acrylic, Acrylic Goauche on Canvas. 10x15. First experiment with the Zorn Palette. Also my first actually finished piece in an embarrassingly long time

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3 years

Off a perc and two edibles heading downtown to pick up my orb from the orb repair store

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3 years

It's really awesome that there's a genre of videos online that's just Eastern European guys finding evil holes in the woods

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3 years

Guy who tried to kill Reagan is out of prison and writing love songs on youtube

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2 years

there's no fucking chimney in the house he's coming through the vents he's coming through the vents iv e been naughty all year I can hear him in the vents he's coming through the vents

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6 months

That Motherfucker head shaped like a Ripe Butternut Squash

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6 months

Mother and baby pics where the mother isn’t topless >>>

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2 years

My roomate lost his dab pen 45 minutes ago now he's crawling on the ceiling spewing bile all over the floor

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2 years

(Guy with no object permanence getting pussy) You stole it! You stole my thingy!

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2 years

Everyone in hysterics: Twitter is ending! It's going down it's all over! Nooo no no no No more Twitter 😢 Jamaican-coded Alien who landed in my backyard: I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas

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3 years

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2 years

Throwing ketamine on the sidewalk in Brooklyn and when 100 women with wolf cuts and fuzzy tote bags flock to it like pigeons I catch one in a huge butterfly net

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3 years

I am. So getting laid

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2 years

Dudes will be at the function talking bout "where the goons at" but the whole time they wearing striped sweaters and knit caps going "Buuuuuh d'okay boss!" 😭 like bro look in the mirror 💀💀💀

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2 years

Straight dating app: You just matched with Amanda! (7 miles away) LGBT dating app called Gimpr: Wet Hole (54) just grumbled your splitchly! (Less than a foot away)

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2 years

Homeless yoda: Hold a dollar, may I? Gulf war veteran I am hmmmmm... Woman on the street: (clutches her purse and ignores him) Yoda: Act superior, I can do too, honkey bitch,

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2 years

Woman at brunch: Oh my god girls, bottomless mimosas are half off today, should we be baaad? The Avatar of Hate and Malice: I think maybe we should, I think we should be bad, yeah.

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2 years

My sumerian roommate keeps taking my fucking barley and wheat out of the fridge even though I clearly wrote my name on it in cuneiform

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3 years

15 y/o carving pentagram into school desk with a pen: badass haha. the devil rocks. 32 y/o post-left guy huddled in the corner clutching a gallon of milk: No! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

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4 months

(STONE AGE STAND UP): Now how come everyone from left side of great river swing club like *this*, but if you from right side you swing club like *this*? (Raucous applause, sits down on rock and takes a deep breath) Me am so sick of cancel culture,

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6 months

Charged Lemonade claims yet another victim. I was texting everyone I knew that I bought one and my car went up on the sidewalk and turned 2 toddlers into paste

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2 years

Women are attracted to piercings and rings because they have magnets in their brains like pigeons

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2 years

White people will start running away from something and say "Feet don't fail me now!"

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3 years

Me: So I had a great time tonight, want to do it again sometime? My date [covered in half digested spaghetti after I threw up when I looked at the dinner bill]: I don't think so. Me [adopting a voice I am not allowed to use]: Ooooh, bitches be trifling!

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2 years

Dolphins when they get trapped in fishing nets

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3 years

Guy in college class with shaved head dyed like cheetah print: I just think that we should look at the issue from a variety of diverse perspectives, and take a multi-faceted aproach on the problem. Me [trying to pivot the discussion to my evil gemstone]: Multi-faceted you say?

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6 months

Gfs family got me a metal mask that will definitely not put an eternal curse on my soul and take over my body

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3 years

@davis_lunch she ain't special i save my snacks for later too

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2 years

Mumbling to myself while rifling through jewelry box: they stealing from your ass on senile relative twitter My senile Grandma: They're doing what dearie? Have you seen my engagement ring around? Waddling out of room: they pawning your shit for drugs on grandson twitter

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3 years

*guy sends hot girls selfie to the gc Dude she is so fucking hot 👎8 Bad news dude I turned her into a troll with my potions and my runes 😯 6 😂 3 🔥 5

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2 years

(At my funeral) 🧍✝️: And we will remember him by his pride in life, his viral tweets, such as; Goblin pussy got me begging for 15 xp Typa shit I been on: (Low res picture of wizard hitting a bong) My weeping widow 😢🤧 : Oh God, oh my god! He should've died so much sooner!

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3 years

College class discord Andrew: Hey I'm struggling with the paper can someone share their notes Valorant Femboy (extremely sexually explicit picture of himself in a maid outfit as his picture): Yeah sure what's your email

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2 years

Man who desperately needs to be tested for Autism: Babe, do you think I'd survive in feudal Japan? Do you think the Shogun would teach my Gaijin ass the way of the Samurai? His girlfriend who's about to ask him to open the relationship: Absolutely Babe.

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2 years

(Friend showing me a viral post): Yo have you seen this one lol (Recognizing the account as a guy who called me "Treats Boy" after I sent a photo of a cookie to a groupchat we were in 3 years ago): That's guys a huge fucking puece of shit

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2 years

My Beautiful Brazilian wife: Baby les go dansing, ju never tay me dansing anymore! Do ju ehen lobe me? (Ignoring her and posting to my 10k acc where I roleplay as a sailor): Just got a new captains #hat I love the #ocean 🌊⛵ but I low-key don't fuck with #seagulls 🐦 like that.

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3 years

I'm not interested in your hot takes about Afghanistan

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2 years

Talking to new foreign friend Hans: Yea, worst thing here is our healthcare. But it also sucks when somebody uses a cursed amulet to trap you in time-jail. H: But zhe babes here are rootin und tooting jah? Fiddling with something metal and glowing under shirt: Some of em, yeah.

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3 years

MTV's Pimp My Ride; America's most treasured cultural achievement

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2 years

(Throwing my beret on the floor and chucking my director's chair across the room): No no no NO! You're riffing on my post all WRONG!

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2 years

Making my own racecar bed 😃

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That one homie who's blue and lowkey trapped in a lamp but grants the most 🔥 wishes

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I'm starting a gym where I pin new mother's infants under cars so they get the adrenaline rush to bench 500 lbs for 3 hours

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6 months

Walking into the mosh pit with my priceless fabergé egg

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3 years

@youngestwoman @repent_zoomer they put him on the stand because he is on trial for murder hope this helps

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3 years

Here's a "Mandela effect for you": Everyone at my wedding remembers my WHORE wife telling me she had eyes only for me. Guess that was before we merged with the Mediterranean Pool Boy Universe!

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2 years

@smokeismedicine You don't understand, I CAN'T tip the doordash driver, seeing so many numbers at once makes me CRY

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2 years

34 y/o doing open mic at worst bar in the entire world: Lil baby? Da baby? What's next, TODDLER the creator? Talk about posted up in the crib! (silence) Ghost of wife he murdered hovering behind him: Tell them the one about how they should call them stupid-phones

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3 years

Just though about a boob that is large

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[walking in park with a girl] Haha, I needed this, I haven't exercised in so long haha. Me [reaching over to poke her in the side]: Yeah youre kind of like the fat slobbish Oaf lol. [stopping dead in my tracks]: I Apologize. Often I play so much it is to the point of excess.

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3 years

I'm looking for a woman who is willing to hit me in the head so hard that I get amnesia and then build me back from scratch in a new beautiful way

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2 years

(Squatting down to get eye level with unattended child in the park): If you eat garbage straight out of the dumpster you will get a Power

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2 years

Every friend group has that one pauper friend, and if you think yours doesn't take a look at your hands; You might just find them outstretched, begging for nary but a shilling...

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2 years

Every song from the 1950s was named some shit like "You're My Swingin' Sweetie and You're Only 13"

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3 years

Bro they are haunting your ass on ghost twitter

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2 years

Woman at bar, seductively: You know, I actually don't have a gag reflex ;) (Pulling sign up sheet for national hot dog eating contest out of my bag): I'm aware, that's actually part of the reason why I'm here,

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3 years

First poop after my butthole tightening surgery. So happy!

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2 years

I'm making my pregnant wife smoke and drink so that the baby knows how to hang as soon as he pops out that bitch

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2 years

Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a woman, and the other guy said the n-word. Thank God Jason Alexander has never done anything wrong in his life, ever

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3 years

Open carrying an energy sword on college campus

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1 year

Viral post: Owning a clock as a man lowkey gay to me, fuck you need to know the time for? Got a boy coming over? (Photoshopping my uncles face onto Kate Uptons body): Damn... He bad as hell!

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1 year

Some interesting political campaigns happening in my hometown

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3 years

Hey girl what's good wanna hang tonight? 8:57 ☑️ Hey?☑️ [Photo of raw chicken straight out of the fridge] Yo is this safe to eat? Text if not 10:23☑️ [2 hours later, on Twitter] Raw chicken tastes so good if you don't have a bitch in yo ear telling you it's nasty 💬78 ♻️5k ❤️9k

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(Whispering) Yeah, so basically I just flipped her over and did all kinds of nasty epic shit on her stuff, and then she did it to my stuff too. But it was different stuff. Priest on the other side of the confessional: That's so cool dude. You're so dope. Do you want to hang out

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3 years

Do you think she did it?

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3 years

@souljaboy is NOT happy about the new Californian pork laws

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@samusmain Weirdest part is hes not bad at it

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2 years

BREAKING: Burger King to begin offering Bull Semen at soda fountains to offset high estrogen load in Impossible Whoppers

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2 years

@jestingtime Taking her to rehab

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2 years

Wearing one of these stupid backpacks with the plant in it but with a Philly Cheese steak and a blunt

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Drunk driver: (actively pissing themselves) hohohoho heehee I am going to play chicken with this cyclist hahahahohoho heehee! Driver on mushrooms: The Machine is metal. The Machine is an animal. It is angry with me and it is GROWLING

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2 years

We all got that one Orcish friend who don't play about his roasted haunch of meat 💬1.5k ♻️3.7k ♥️2.8k @Mr2DamnPillaged : Ralago'zub believe this be vicious stereotype. Ralago'zub DM you helpful infographic because he want you learn and grow.

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2 years

you people need to stop replying and qting "literally me" and start finding me the number of a qualified exorcist

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2 years

Oh god! Why am I so fucking small! I'm fucking tiny! I'm a fucking tiny little guy shiiittt!!!!

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2 years

Trying to get over a smelly woman is rough because you'll roll your shopping cart by the onions and then drop down to your knees in the produce aisle

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3 years

Sorry

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3 years

Artists name is David Mattingly he did a lot of cool stuff here's his website

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3 years

Hello my Beautiful Aimee, you have seduced this gentleman with your wise words. Please allow me to fly you to America for Wonderous Spaghetti Dinner, it's is my treat. The concersation shall be Tittilating, but not as much as what comes after 💋💋❤️

Aimee Terese

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3 years

when the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is trying to distribute resources on an explicitly racist, anti-white basis, then "white supremacy" is nothing short of a cruel hoax played by rich people.

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@catholicdad420 lot of songs these days are written for the sole purpose of being used for a TikTok trend where you throw your mother down the stairs while wearing a weird dress or something

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3 years

Hey, just the saw the post announcing you got a boyfriend! Unfortunate timing for you though as I just unleashed the night creature

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3 years

Mormon families command their legion of kids around the grocery store like theyre playing an XCOM level on max difficulty

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3 years

Trapping your soul in the pommel of my enchanted blade

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2 years

"Do NOT go digging through her fucking likes tab again today" On my phone an hour later:

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3 years

One time on here I saw a girl so hot I had to block her and go sit in my greenhouse with a bowl of ice to chew on for a little bit

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My 9th century Chinese roomate keeps accidentally inventing gunpowder in the kitchen

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2 years

GumboDelicious: (Sends Selfie to GC) Arch-Rizzard: nice photo of a gay guy. Lol (Ancient Egyptian scribe slides an abacus bead to the left) GumboDelicious: yeah I'm gay. with you and you love it, (Scribe nods his head and chisels a tally onto a massive stone tablet)

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@MUDM4NI4 For Liquor, money is needed. Keep a man warm, the force does not

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3 years

@CanIDrinkUrPee Man this bitch silly as fuck!

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2 years

I'm looking for a fit that's swaggy as fuck? Something doped out to shit? Preferably so drippy it make a motherfucker drown, but that one's not a requirement Employee at the Baby Gap: Oh, I think I can help with that sir.

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Hotel im in has the shampoo in wall mounted dispensers to keep me from stealing. Might've worked too if it weren't for my sigma male grindset.