Elliot Slessor @sless147 Twitter profile

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

2 years

BREAKING: Paul Gascoigne has arrived at Downing Street with a fishing rod, some chicken, and four cans of lager, claiming to be a friend of Boris Johnson!

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4 years

The amount of stick what Selby receives from the public is scandalous really. If you don’t respect the way that man plays you have no idea about snooker #candoitall #oneofthegreats #itssboutwinning

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@sless147

7 years

@Chloe_GShore No but your eyes might be too big for your belly 😂

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@sless147

4 years

Hallie Matilda Slessor born 4.02am weighing 6,12 so proud of them both. Nothing comes close.. both doing great.

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2 years

Great day yesterday. Finally got to say my vows to this beautiful girl not only my best friend but my rock. #luckyboy #mrandmrs

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@sless147

4 years

Just want to say a massive thanks to each and every one of you lot what wished me well and congratulated me absolutely made up to make the crucible debut. Biggest thanks of all is to the mrs and family.Just got home to see the family. #madeup #delighted

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@sless147

3 months

Best of luck to @TheMOD147 in the final lovely guy and lovely family hope you win it pal.

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@sless147

2 years

On valentines night I've booked a table for two for me and the missus. I just hope she brings her own cue, I hate sharing mine!

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@sless147

2 years

A see a lot of people quick to slate him if you’ve met him and know him he’s a lovely lad and without him we wouldn’t of had the tournaments in China. The whole tour has a lot to thank him for.

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@ProSnookerBlog

2 years

As for Ding, he's looking forward to spending some time with his family over the summer with the season at its end.

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@sless147

1 year

Many years of travelling the world together sharing together winning together and losing together. Highs and lows and not a penny between us at finally paid of for you and I couldn’t be happier for you and your family. Well In son long time coming.

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@sless147

3 years

Back to business thanks for the wishes 👍🏻

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@sless147

1 year

Last time I qualified for the crucible you couldnt get out your front garden due to covid now there’s a heedcase hoying powder all over the table. I’m gunna stop qualifying😂 #jinx

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@sless147

6 years

Just want to say a big thanks to everybody that wished me well I really appreciate it, and to those that slated me I won’t lose any sleep. #ontothenextgame

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@sless147

7 years

Through to my first semi final of a ranking event and absolutely over the moon thanks again for all the kind comments much love sless 👍🏻

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@sless147

3 months

On valentines night I've booked a table for two for me and the missus. I just hope she brings her own cue, I hate sharing mine!

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@sless147

4 years

Just want to say thanks to each and everyone of you for all the kind messages and well wishes I’m not ignoring you and will get round to it but for now just gunna get my head down and practice to give myself the best chance. All the best cheers.

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@sless147

3 months

I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered.

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@sless147

7 months

Taxi driver: did you win mate? Me: aye that’s why your driving me to the airport mush. 🤯😤

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@sless147

7 years

Delighted to be into my second quarter final of the year play again tomorrow #whataday

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@sless147

1 year

I bought a DVD showing all of Ronnie O'Sullivan's 147 breaks… It was in the clearance section!

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@sless147

2 years

89 monkey pox cases in the UK… Won't be long before we're stood on the front door step clapping the zoo keepers!

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@sless147

4 years

Gutted to lose yesterday but @ronnieo147 played immaculate tbf his safety was phenomenal. Missed a couple of crucial balls I was disappointed with so back to the drawing board for me. Thanks for the kind words..

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@sless147

2 years

I failed my biology exam. The question was, 'Name something commonly found in cells.' Apparently, 'scousers' isn't the right answer!

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@sless147

2 years

My new job at the pasta factory is going well, apart from a fusilli mistakes!

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@sless147

2 years

The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden… He's currently assembling his cabinet!

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@sless147

5 years

Great to have a practice with one of the greats today #ding

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@sless147

2 years

I told the female doctor that my tennis elbow was hurting. She said, "How many years have you had it for?" I said, "15 love!"

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

4 years

I can confirm big igor stole my cue 😂😂😂 #GibraltarOpen #eurosport @WeAreWST

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@sless147

4 years

#tryagaintomorrow

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

4 years

Just got home safe and sound too sloppy too often today and found me out at vital stages cheers for the support appreciate it a lot. And a massive thank you to the sponsors hope I done them proud.

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

4 years

Delighted to get the win tonight.

WST

@WeAreWST

4 years

Could it be @sless147 's year to reach the Crucible? 🤔 Tonight's 6-2 victory over young Polish prospect Antoni Kowalski means he'll face a friend in Ben Woollaston in round three, who knocked him out here last year... 🤞 #ilovesnooker

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

2 years

Looking for a bit of advice. What's the best number of Roses to give the girlfriend for Valentine's Day? 6? 12? 24? Or the whole tin?

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@sless147

2 years

I've quit my job at the cat shelter... I had no choice as they reduced meowers!

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@sless147

2 months

Not bad for a pool player this lad @markwil147 😂

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@sless147

2 years

I've applied for a job hanging mirrors… It's something I can see myself doing!

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@sless147

2 years

I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me, he asked, "Your money or your life?" I told him, "I am married, so I have no money and no life." We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment!

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@sless147

2 years

My new years resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants... Roll on 2022!

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@sless147

2 years

Snooker clubs dying apparently. Full house downstairs aswell #northeastsnookercentre .

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@sless147

3 years

Prime sless with a young rocket. 🚀😂 @ronnieo147

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@sless147

2 years

My girlfriend dumped me because of my obsession with pasta. I feel cannelloni now

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@sless147

2 years

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my neighbours fence and get it for you!

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@sless147

2 years

I'm in hospital. Dont Panic. I ate what I thought was an onion, but it was a daffodill bulb… Doctors say I'll be out in the spring!

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@sless147

3 years

Want to say a big happy 70th birthday to not only my grandad but the best father I never had and my best friend all rolled into one. Will never be able to say how much he means to me so won’t even try. Love you pal have a great day 🥰

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@sless147

3 years

Delighted to make it through to the final day. Thanks for the kind messages and well wishes. 👍🏻

WST

@WeAreWST

3 years

The latest to book their place in the last 32, @sless147 👌 #ClockIsTicking

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@sless147

2 years

Got the phone call this morning, deleighted to announce Hallie Matilda has earnt a two year card for the main tour via wildcard. 😂

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@sless147

2 years

My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please… Which I think is poor for four!

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

1 year

Technically unemployed for the next two months so if anybody wants some exhibitions done give me a message if not I make a great getaway driver gimme a holla 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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@sless147

4 years

Thanks to world snoooker tour for my baby grow for my new princess really appreciate it.

WST

@WeAreWST

4 years

Congratulations on the first baby of the WST era, @sless147 ! 😜

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@sless147

2 years

A bloke just asked me if I'd any idea where he could get a new wig from... I said, "Not off the top of my head!"

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@sless147

2 years

If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, as I need to borrow some chairs! 😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@sless147

2 years

75% of the tour 😂😂😂

Live Snooker

@Livesnooker

2 years

No context Ronnie O’Sullivan 😂 #UKChampionship

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@sless147

2 years

Delighted after a tough few months #turkeyincoming .

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@sless147

3 years

It’s with great sorrow to inform you all the late great Stan chambers died this morning. Helped me so much from the age of 8. Absolutely gutted and thoughts and wishes are with his family at this awful time. 😢

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

2 years

Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of a Grand Slam tournament after missing only 2 shots!

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@sless147

2 years

I'm not saying it's rough where I live, but Aldi are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of 5!

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@sless147

3 years

You can’t write it, look at the Barnet 😂😂😂😂 @Gary_Wilson11

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@sless147

4 years

When you get sent this 😍😍😍 hopefully Hallie can be my good luck charm this week #princess

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@sless147

4 years

Just want to say a big thanks for all the messages and kind words. I also want to apologise to @joegentlemanjoe for the phone going off it was my alarm set for during my nap. Was on silent and plane mode forgot all about it. 🙈😂

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@sless147

2 years

They are now talking about banning glitter this Christmas… Its been on the cards for years!

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@sless147

2 years

Booster done. Had it in the leg... My Pfizer killing me!

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@sless147

2 years

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner… So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

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@sless147

2 years

My wife has been missing for over a week, and this morning the police said I should prepare myself for the worst... So, I'm heading to the charity shop to get her clothes back!

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@sless147

4 years

Well that’s it. Thrown out of the tournament without even testing positive. But was in contact with someone what was. Brilliant news nice 4 hour journey home now all at my own expense.

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@sless147

4 years

Just want to say a big thanks to everybody that had the time to congratulate us on the birth of our little princess.. Both learning the ropes and really tired but will get there in the end. 👶🏻🍼😴

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@sless147

5 years

Delighted to get through today in China nice little birthday present to myself play again Tuesday 🤘🏻

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@sless147

4 years

Officially Covid free 🤙🏻

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@sless147

3 months

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes!

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@sless147

4 years

Delighted to have passed my Covid test and have the opportunity to play in the championship league a massive thanks to @EmFrazer and @matchroomsport for all the hard work appreciated massively.

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@sless147

2 years

Dropped a tenner yesterday and chased it for miles. I never caught it but at least I had a good run for my money!

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@sless147

3 years

This she’s seen enough and wants me back in Milton Keynes. 😂

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@sless147

2 years

@OOCSnooker Looks tight…

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@sless147

2 years

I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi... It's brilliant. It comes with Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men!

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@sless147

2 years

My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today... It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before!

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@sless147

2 years

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband, "I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker." He says, "That's a bit of a shock dear, but I must admit, I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it." She replies, "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!"

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@sless147

3 years

If you prefer sparkling water over still, you need mental assistance. 😳😂

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

5 years

Can pot a couple sometimes 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Paul Rinaldi

@paulrinaldi147

5 years

@sless147 had another 147 today it’s his 9th on this table. Last few shots from Cctv

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@sless147

2 years

Big thanks to @OOCSnooker for the merch I think it suits me 😂😉

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@sless147

4 years

Well devestated to lose in quarters as felt good but @nr147 was just unplayable don’t even feel as tho I’ve played all the best bud 👍🏻 and a big well done again to the German fans was full in there #germanmasters

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@sless147

2 years

Well hope everybody has a great day tomorrow and gets everything they hoped for. Spare a thought for those less fortunate than yourselves and my jokes will be back tomorrow all the best. Sless and fam

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@sless147

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

4 years

Being honest I think this break from the snooker has done me the world of good, was bored completely of the game, hated practicing and took for granted what I have. Getting fitter and actually looking forward to playing again at some point in the future.

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@sless147

2 years

My mate has swallowed some Lego... The doctor's aren't too worried, but he's shitting bricks!

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@sless147

2 years

You've got to hand it to the Aussies… When it comes to tennis, they really know how to return a serb!

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@sless147

4 years

Wow how times and appearances change.. 7 years ago at the Taj Mahal for the Indian open.

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@sless147

1 year

Tell you what the jester must have some size underpants.

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@sless147

2 years

Not to be sadly big thanks for all the support. The draws huge in this event and they don’t come no tougher than mark selby. Crowd were also fantastic great to have them back 😍

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@sless147

2 years

The man who invented the tennis ball serving machine had his birthday today… Many happy returns!

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@sless147

4 years

It’s a miracle my little princess just slept straight through all night. Don’t think I could be any prouder am buzzing hahaha 😳😘

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

1 year

I just saw a shoplifter stealing a turkey from Tesco and running out the store being chased by security. I yelled at him, "What are you doing with that?" He shouted back, "Potatoes, sprouts and pigs in blankets!"

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@sless147

3 years

@jamesenglish0 See no evil hear no evil

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@sless147

2 years

Thinking for doing some cheap exhibitions if any clubs would be interested. Would be done on a no century no fee basis if anybody may be interested give me a message for further details cheers.

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Elliot Slessor

@sless147

3 years

Idea for the shootout... with no crowd instead of fake crowd just have music blasting like the darts like a full scale rave 😂 what you reckon?? @WeAreWST @BarryHearn

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@sless147

4 years

Big thanks to @WeAreWST for the baby grow she loves it. 😘

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@sless147

7 years

Just boarded a the plane for home, just want to say thanks to the northern Irish crowd,fantastic all week and good luck to both finalists

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@sless147

2 years

My family and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop... I've just taken the lead!

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@sless147

2 years

I used to really enjoy teaching apprentices how to fit the green fabric on snooker tables… I just wanted to share how I felt!

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@sless147

3 years

Some sports people get sponsors. Or fans asking for things signed or women fans sending naked pictures in their inbox. Seems I skipped these stages and stuck to the abuse one 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ apologies Gerard for doing my job....

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@sless147

2 years

My local cinema got robbed of £1000 yesterday... The thieves stole two large popcorns, two large Cokes and a packet of Skittles!

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@sless147

4 years

If I can ever get me finger oot and qualify for the crucible it’s a knocka for me walk on music 😂

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@Sssnakeepit

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@killmefam

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@sless147

4 years

Want to say a massive Thank you to @EmFrazer and @matchroomsport for helping me to get into the championship league. Gutted I will still not be able to practice but so grateful for the opportunity to hopefully be able to play and not miss another tournament.

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