@sless147 Oh my goodness 😐

@sless147 Too much time on your hands sless 😂

@sless147 When they get lazy and sit on the sofa chuck them one of the side cushions and say 'get comfortable'!

@sless147 If you want to help me whittle snooker sticks from the bones of hospital attendants then please, form an orderly cue.

@sless147 Change “green fabric” to cloth, joke will flow better 👌🏻

@sless147 Baized on a true story

@sless147 Hopefully followed by a nice nap.

@sless147 When do tournaments begin 😂😂😂😂

@sless147 Christ 😁