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@slaymaiden

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Vexatious litigant & recovering fangirl

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Mercari is the wild west
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Having a boyfriend summed up in one pic
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Currently the last person in the world to start breaking bad
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thank u insects
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Review of wisconsin
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6 months
being in your early 20s is ALL about living with a guy. its nice if hes your boyfriend but he could be anybody
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6 months
Have I posted this before. I would do this every night when i was 13 and had to give my mom my phone
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10 days
these are old but idc 😚 hi
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7 months
Fun fact: in 2022, when I was really into doing market research surveys, I did a really detailed one about this girl. I had to watch a ton of videos of her performing and give feedback…. We always throw around the term industry plant but shawty was created in a lab
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RCA Records are reportedly currently pushing Tate McRae to be this generation’s “next huge pop star.”🚨
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2 years
Me and my friend group
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1 year
@cal_gif “what my girlfriend would look like with more makeup”
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i’m asking this as someone who’s never had a kitten. i’ve been playing with him for 2 hours and he still wants to play. is it ok if i go to bed and he can play with his toys alone or do i need to play with him so we can bond
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2 years
This doesnt work
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8 months
@homeofsexuals plot twist it’s the same guy. grindr has one employee
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7 months
It was all “is she relatable” “does she represent what you want to see in a pop star” type questions
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11 months
@prietodyke i mean it’s different for everybody so what’s the point of generalizing
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5 months
these are trigger warnings I added for future readers of the DSM5💔such a harrowing tale…
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1 year
Currently the last person in the world to start breaking bad
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2 years
@jonnojonnoisms he's a sweetheart
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How is this real lol
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6 months
You can find a few copies of these men at: your local bookstore, a joyce manor show, anthropology department of a liberal arts school, Wicker Park, etc…
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Watching Lair of the White Worm for the first time and Peter Capaldi with this haircut is fucking me up
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2 years
wow we're famous
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2 years
The other type of guy 😩 I'm collecting em all
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i want all the mcr ig veterans out there to know that i see you i hear you and i left in 2015 because i got in a fight with transgerard
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@fweakysam 7 GUYS FROM HIGH SCHOOL IS CRAZY you deserve a nobel peace prize
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2 years
@marxism_enjoyer wtf😭 bro is projecting harder than a HD146X DLP
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3 years
he is at Home @itemLabel
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10 months
@abbyinthealps they better not be testing u then wtf
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6 months
normalize media literacy and realizing this is a joke from a 22 y/o college student and not a Proclamation from a Professional Advice Giver
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5 months
guys we made it ❤️ he hung out on my pillow above my head the whole nite
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3 years
my boyfriend just explained capitalism to me
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2 years
Shoulda Never Smoked That Shit. Now Im On The Saint Paul Campus
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2 years
@tyler02020202 this upsets me
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1 year
HELLO????????
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my skincare secret
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5 months
he’s so energetic rn bc he sleeps all day
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3 months
we’re not talking shit about you, we would never!! we’re just really concerned about you. in fact, we were just discussing your case and comparing notes. we think you have a personality disorder
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6 months
having trouble getting into my instagram facebook account hacked need a sugar daddy to edit my paper and write my homework and im being gangstalked by the fbi cia
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2 years
ant exhibit at the childrens museum.
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@fuccboihermit2 🤷‍♀️
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WHY ARE MY SELFIES FROM 3 YEARS AGO BLOWING UP IM SCARED😭😭😭😭😭
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these are old but idc 😚 hi
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2 years
queen mother of the messy apartment
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1 year
this is where i swim, where i testify in front of a judge, where i gather coal and iron, where i send parcels, and where i will eventually be laid to rest
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6 months
MY MCR POWERBOOK G4
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3 years
my dad ressurrected my middle school laptop and this is what i'd done to it 😭
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I live my dream every day ❤️❤️
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1 year
@starlitgf this feels racially motivated
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2 years
Zoomers need to focus less on poly relationships and more on country music
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asthma posting
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1 year
I love when gen Z is so ‘woke’ that it becomes conservative
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4 years
@MenIDontTrustt @youstrflh thanks so much for saying this i was really disappointed reading these responses :(
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5 months
Respectfully if you’re an academic and you don’t use the oxford comma what is wrong with you
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1 year
new glasses btw. if anyone cares.
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4 months
thinking about how my parents made me sign this when i was 13
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Also I’m going to follow some of you new ppl back if you’re cool and won’t hit on me so gimme some time
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5 months
not a fan of the 7pm to 9pm pipeline
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6 months
MOM GOT ME BOW EARRINGS🎀🎀🎀
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3 months
My boyfriend loves me
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Hi
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Excellent
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HEARTBREAKING: WORST PERSON YOU KNOW HAS DRIP
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But it was not long ago when suits were available in much more variety. Take Reagan, for example, who occupied the White House while wearing suits in tan, brown, and glen plaids (patterns are rarely seen today). He also wore tartan sport coats (unfathomable for a President now)
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water in one of these just hits different
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I LOVE HAVING A KITTY I LOVE BEING HIS MOTHER I LOVE THIS MAN
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Hey or whatever
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MET MU IDOLS IM FUCKING SHAKING
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urgent! photos of the boy
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2 years
my favorite video game is going on web md and making up symptom combinations
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NOWHERE IS SAFE
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some of you have done this
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Euphoria writers be like: what if we made bad terrible things happen over and over, and then in between the bad things there was sex
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DONT EAT POLLY POCKET CLOTHES
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nothing to see here
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HI EVERYONE‼️
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My ocd is like really really bad right now but at least i am beautiful
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9 months
I think they could’ve done better with this ad
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7 months
average lucy style: Plaid. it’s all plaid
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average marybeth style 😁
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me in 9th grade when I discovered you could just…… not go to class
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@MediumSizeMeech how did they even meet each other
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I just took this photo
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