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We're calling it "shrimp my ride" and it's when we make your car as small as possible, just really fuckin tiny.. you're barely even gonna fit into this thing when we're done with it man

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Guy that made this monster said it would put me to sleep

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@bunkbedsurvivor Mid-30s woman said "thanks boss" last week when I held the door open for her at chipotle. Stopped me dead in my tracks

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@friendt0all @willmenaker The Matt Healy stans are taking accountability and I’m here for it. They’re learning and growing

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Getting too high and reading the entire biographical essay before the recipe

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Old roommate used to make edits of our house photos, forgot how hard they went lmao

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@wokyleeks @ABrat626 @Ginger624 @MingGao26 @thespybrief @gametheorytoday @xeni @AuhsdBond @ericgarland @RodneyCaston Chapo, famously completely demolished and currently in shambles.. non-existent even

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Lmao wait till you guys find out how they made room for an Israeli state

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@TitterDaily I’m paying for a few personally

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@TattyBojangles7 @AnarchoSeme @feds_l Just a funny guy that keeps getting banned, pretended to be a gun girl to get quick follows and because it's hilarious

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7 years

me: hi person from Vacaville: it's halfway between San Francisco and Sacramento

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@bestofgaI Thanks! I've just decided to take my own life because of this video <3

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@marxistkriolist @notn4zar Lol who gon tell her what country supplied saddam with them poison shells

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@SuthernReddLegz @ohnoitsdapopo Please, explain what you mean by this

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@butchanarchy Had to add the best one

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@LLeikus @shani_o @MaddowBlog

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@TrueAnonPod @Scobleizer I have 3 AIs telling me which women around the office may be on their period, 7 more generating one-liners. I have another one with a motion sensor that just yells "nice cans" if you get too close. My mind is approaching the singularity

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4 years

oh COME ON

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Y'all doin body fascism I'm out here doin body anarchism 🤣🤣 I look like complete shit

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4 years

@aspen_lindsay @Breaking911 I'm gonna press the fucking button

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@Braingetter Saying "this is why we have to protect RBG" just praying it gets me some top

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@sistercrow @jaketapper That's Dr Jill Stein to you

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This is from Cafe550 near mission bay in San Francisco, sandwich is “Twin Peaks”

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4 years

Over the past few years, Bernie Sanders supporters have called me the following names:

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@KrangTNelson That's not even the real Hyperion in the photo! Just a very tall tree in an area that had been mostly felled decades prior. They keep the exact location of the real Hyperion p secret because they don't want anyone fucking with it

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4 years

@Tennesseine I was in favor of Medicare 4 All until I found out Putin wants me to have healthcare! Now i want to die in the streets

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@marxistkriolist @notn4zar USA no.1 babyyyy!!!

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@bo_hillers @AliceAvizandum I think "house of Socialist fishermen", column is blocking the R

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@ExileGrimm He puts aside his differences and teams up with that vietnamese guy to rush the cockpit

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@chrisjollyhale @PeteButtigieg Cmon man this is like 4k max

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@BenShapino @FKARomel You're gonna want to peep the location on this tweet as well

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@MitchMcCuckold @carterforva That was Spenser Rapone! He does an excellent leftist podcast with @MikePrysner about the military called Eyes Left

Eyes Left Podcast

EYES LEFT is a socialist, anti-war military podcast hosted by veterans. Support this project at Patreon.com/EyesLeft

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@mdeschpac @ChapoFYM @necrobranson No you couldnt it's too big

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Life imitates art

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@ilCognoscentini @chrisjollyhale @PeteButtigieg That's Professor Doctor to you sir

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@lander @MorrellShannon @socalmd54 @nashwakay @MorganRSperry Saying lmao is doing violence, to me

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3 years

Imagine learning about Operation Mockingbird and going "Glad that's over!" and then picking up your phone and logging into your New York Times digital subscription account

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4 years

Pointing out that I am dumb and my opinions are bad is fascism, to me

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@crucial_crypto @Breaking911 Thanking the police for their service as they violate my rights and civil liberties

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@jakebrodes Making a big, fucked up sandwich

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@snachopeddacho @imawholeassjoke @ziadtheactivist @name Posting is activism now

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@bunkbedsurvivor Just watch the twilight zone man

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@ilCognoscentini @chrisjollyhale @PeteButtigieg Oh for sure dude 👍

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@anarcaleb @AliceFromQueens @xeni Classic fascist move to join the YPG

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3 years

BREAKING: CDC advises the #30DaySleepFast is even more effective than a booster vaccine to fight delta and other COVID variants

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@KVSL1010 @jaketapper Pragmatically enriching private health insurance by allowing sick people to die

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@casiodelis @swollencreature @custardloaf @FBI Narc

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@Yeauxmp1 @mwaresh1 @JamesAGagliano @drawandstrike Plenty of undercover cops at these things

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7 years

"where you from?" vacaville CA "where is that" we have the outlets "hmmm, sounds familiar" its half way between sacramento and SF

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7 years

"Where are you from?" "Pasadena, CA" "Is that in LA?" "No it's 20 min away from LA" "Never heard of it" "We have the Rose Bowl"

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@darkwatchers2 @PrisonPlanet This is a white person taco lmao

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Baby Yoda NOOOOOO

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Got about 6 more lbs of pulled pork if anyone wants a sandwicj

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@Steve84065883 @jaketapper @JDiamond1 @ZcohenCNN

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My whole team on the spectrum! 😤

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@dodgonkulator @GodisaBoomer @OhHeyGuysItsMax @coherentstates Everything the CIA did in the early 50s? Totally above-board, just good normal things

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Bad day at the veterinarians, I switched a cat’s front and back legs and now it’s only landing on its face

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@stephlococcus @tinyhandcuffs @jbouie It's an MLK quote! (Initially coined by Michael Harrington in "The Other America" but MLK started saying it in speeches)

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@mdeschpac @ssbmbank @ChapoFYM @necrobranson We don't need to give ourselves diabetes competing in childish challenges to prove our masculinity, we're to busy reading books and doing equations

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Surprise her

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@comicdavecooper @charliekirk11 @TPUSA Hell I wish I had Marxist professors, they're all neolibs

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@Gregster56 @jvgraz @sfpelosi @ShahidForChange babyyy

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@DrJasonJohnson @briebriejoy "I don't want poor people to DIE necessarily, I just don't have any moral qualms about them going bankrupt to pay for treatment"

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@bunkbedsurvivor They missing the playoffs for sure

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@carterforva @NotJohnBrown @zachpruckowski @yututytyer Big Castro vibes Stay safe king 👑💯

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I've had a nasty cough since I got back from Italy and have had the chills all this week, but I am SOOO glad I powered through it to go to the Henry Kissinger meet and greet on Tuesday! Mr Secretary, it was an honor to shake your hand, I will never forget it!!!

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@nashwakay U know she put "organizer" in her bio after this

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