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beauty expert + careful girl ᭓

Minneapolis, MN
Joined July 2020
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
1 month
my sister found a bar that prints images onto Guinnesses and has been going in and asking for “Zendaya’s Big Hat”
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would you chill here on a beautiful spring day yes or no
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
8 months
“it’s like a lucky night club”
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
Rothko they could never make me hate you
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@dronecoma PLEASE COLLAB
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
cute but handwriting this legible is a midwit trait . ur brain should be faster than ur hand etc.
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toni
6 months
Asked me to be his girlfriend 2014 / asked me to marry him 2021 🥹
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every new restaurant is like this now . Olive oil cake on the menu too
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@sourhoestarter plus Glossier showrooms always smelt like Byredo Burning Rose <3 Sephoras generally smell like desperation and mica :/
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
someone at the library also put a hold on Cat Marnell’s book and while I hope for their sake the self-help book isn’t also theirs I’m 22-years-old-enough to know it definitely is
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who want me 😂😂
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
3 months
proof of life
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
Wayne Thiebaud 💔
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
r/malemedicinecabinets
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I had a really good cappuccino and a beautiful day
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
that’s literally how the light gets in
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
hardly
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
3 months
Excited to announce my new career as a Victorian Ghost. They even let me have my phone
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
workshopping a The Rehearsal-esque operation to get on the Opulent Tips list
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
If that’s your girl why is she knitting a balaclava in my crib ?
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
scene report
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God’s Country (Massachusetts)
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
19 days
anything is possible on a Thursday. For example: ballet class, ice cream with olive oil, buying discounted architecture periodicals, cutting flowers off of trees, the second studio album by English singer-songwriter PJ Harvey, released on 26 April 1993
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
please don’t touch my Ralph
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
5 months
HaHaHa Funny 🤣🤣🤣 Am I Right?!
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
11 months
I’m Phoebe Bridgers’ wario and I’m going to restore John Maus’ good name
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
having a Before Sunrise moment. But I’m in Budapest. And also he’s wearing a Yung Lean tee shirt
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
whenever I ask my zoomer sister where she got a piece of clothing from she’s always like “the dollar store” “my roommate’s girlfriend” “a pile on the street” “smoke shop”
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
Jenny Holzer
@rafiaswrld
RaFia
9 months
WAIT the kids got LED BACKPACKS now??
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
my new necklace is definitely Elsa Peretti and not a souvenir pencil sharpener of The Bean that I put on a cord in a caffeinated frenzy
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
wow!
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
4 months
reducing Lispector’s work to “female self-flattery” is an admittance to bad faith so sinister and deeply seated that I genuinely feel intense pity for that……opinion holder
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
I’m gonna see wassup
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
8 months
My silly German headphones my silly German art book
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
natural wine bar is exclusively playing Slowdive, Bar Italia, and Hotline TNT….likely place for it to be
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
5 months
this must be confusing af for a cat
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
7 months
forehead out hair untoned sweetheart reserve is low. doesn’t really get scarier
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today I had a really good cortado and it’s also my birthday
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warmth >>
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I don’t make the rules
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
feeling strapped 🙌
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
is your bed made? 🤔 is your sweater on? 😂
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
no white after Labor Day: 🥱 @pwiscila endorsement of Essie Wicked: 🫡 💅🏻
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
3 months
when did they stop making dresses out of silk
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
4 months
well why not
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@mike_mccahill
Mike McCahill
4 months
Fun game: assemble a film using only talent with whom you share a birth date.
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
5 months
weeeeeeeeeeee
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
my clutter lol
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wearing Craig Green jacket listening to PJ Harvey all day I love British people <3
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whirl is right! 🕊️💫
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
28 days
It’s my birthday! The sun is out and I love it here :-)
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
1 month
The way I feel about Courtney Love is the same way I imagine some people feel about Trump. Genius, beyond reproach, the gift that keeps on giving, My President, etc.
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
I lived bitch
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
11 months
going back to Vienna this summer, gotta revive the zeal of my 19 year old self who had a roll of Portra 400 and a dream
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miney
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chloe
7 months
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
23 days
If I were president I would give everyone tomorrow off of work, just because :)
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
Budapest 💋
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
7 months
antibiotics + daylight savings + PMDD had me considering what store it’d be funniest to kms in
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
bartender skipped Reptilia before the first chorus…...jail
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opened a random book that was sitting out and now my life is changed ?
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
3 months
girls who’s parents made them wear leggings instead of shorts to volleyball went crazyyyy on defense. Salute
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
Ich liebe Ornamente
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
I bring a sort of replying “that rocks” to everything that Europeans don’t really like
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Nan Goldin 🪞
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
a child not older than 8 years old hops on the elliptical in front of me, opens YouTube on the monitor, searches “Gymnopédie No. 1” puts his headphones in and just gets to work
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chloe
8 months
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
7 months
just found out the Marnie song is a real song bc this establishment started playing it and I thought I was having a stroke
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
new biome unlocked
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
4 months
ever since I was a little girl I’ve dreamed of Recommending 👉
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
on September 1st I need Gwenyth Paltrow to shoot me with a gun
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
5 months
Yungkombucha strict af
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
idea: Pilates but they let you get violent for like 5 minutes at the end as a treat
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
@coppertonebb everything he touched turned to GOLD
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
It’s still more or less like this
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chloe
6 months
papped
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
8 months
women b 🧺
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medically necessary four image post
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chloe
1 month
Imagine you get picked over the other cows bc you’re slaying the hardest and you just end up transported to a white box…..I hope they took him somewhere more fun on his way home
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i went to new york’s hottest gallery reception: the highland cow meet and greet
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
this scene rewired my 5 year old brain
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Some guy told me I “smell like herb” and I don’t smoke so I thought he was trying to complement my Aesop perfume
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my perfect day
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
Patrick Carroll
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
Sorry but the USPS free rapid test portal is giving me Deja Vu of this
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chloe
2 months
is this thing on ??
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
today, I stand on business. tomorrow, who knows
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 years
going✈️sustainable sample sale✈️Jungian lecture on absent fatherhood……Happy Friday
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
they do not play about God, guns, or soda out here
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Something awesome just happened to me. Because I listened to this song
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
6 months
spoke too soon he switched it to Mr. Beast
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chloe
7 months
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
5 months
my 6pm after dinner pastis and espresso…..like I guess it is that serious
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chloe
11 days
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
2 months
blessings :)
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guy in front of me ordered 10 shots of decaf espresso
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
7 months
currently ill in a way that if it was 200 yrs ago the village would’ve killed me on suspicion that the Devil touched me
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
just experienced four consecutive miracles at the library
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
9 months
foraging for my friends. He is too I think :/
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
10 months
okay last one :’)
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@slantd_enchantd
chloe
20 days
don’t really have the words but Steve Albini’s alchemy is woven deeply into the fabric of my life and so many others’. Can’t imagine the world without him, what a profound loss :’’’’(
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