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@sjdess00

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California Zoe/ Ig:sjd_melanin

Bay Area, CA📍
Joined August 2014
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Everybody not as solid as you.
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😂yea that mask not gone be used correctly
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My mom is making masks... and i must say, she outdid herself lmaoo 😩😅
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Hearing I missed u from somebody u missed too >>>
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Roddy ricch: stream rare by Selena Gomez, stream yummy by Justin Bieber All of Twitter :
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How Caribbean parents make it seem like when they talk about how they used to get to school
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Yea I flirted but ion want u fr lmao
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You either get horny , intellectual or retarded 🤧💀
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When his balls has the perfect seasoning, not too salty , just right
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Men that know the sidewalk rule>>
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I’m not ugly , but when somebody fine wants me I just be like
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Imagine being with someone that doesn’t give head 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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On that note💀💀💀to bed I go .
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The lil snippets be hittin
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“I JUST WANNA BE LOVED, DONT NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME THOUGH”
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NBA Youngboy Once Said ______
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Crush: What u tryna do ? Me:
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I refuse to make a kid with just anybody
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Are they really into me or is this just another lesson
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@fIeurjaehyun “I can’t even do it”🤣🤣💀💀💀
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My little sister piss me tf off 😒😂
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🤣🤣look at this bro
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@rahm3sh 4 bodies on 1 nigga that’s handcuffed and you tryna tell me we the problem ? SMD
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@_maribacardi_ @FITCH__mascot 💀💀🤣🤣🤣he said who tryna match
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My problem is....I wanna fuck everyday 😪
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@JasVela_ 💀niggas always find their ways if it involves getting their dick sucked lmao
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Dearra and ken have such a beautiful relationship dawg , they stay traveling 😭😭I wanna do that with my future boo dang
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You’re lame as fuck if u falsely accuse someone of rape
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Compliment him, give him reassurance , men need that too
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😭😭😭😭aye fucking yoooooo
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Me the First time I felt the thumb in my butt
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🦟
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@emogangbanger Ma’am grow up 😭
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Properly I should say
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😂🤣this shit always crack me up
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Sending him videos of you spreading ya ass cheeks >>
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Haitian twitter, nou pa lèd non 😌
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Idc what ur preferance is , but stop mentioning ur pathetic dislikes towards darkskin women
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I could flirt with u and it wouldn’t mean a got damn thing 🤣I be bored
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Haitians be like “Enbyen ok m’ale” then start talking for another 20 mins
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Photo dump
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*what u doin after quarantine* Me:
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Ight men y’all turn 😌
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😂why was I holding it like that
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That’s a plantain .....crispy banana?? 😭i hate it here
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Out of Context Mukbang and Food
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Crisp Banana 🍌
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Yea they selling drugs in that mf cuz who tf go to Arby’s
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If u look at the edge of the water u can tell it’s edited 🤣
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Thank God I’m Haitian 😮‍💨
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@dripsportif
DRIP SPORTIF
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Thank God I'm South African
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How I want my nightly face routine to look like but y’all be playin
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Hey 😗
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Giving you face and bawwdyy
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@RoomTempCaramel Don’t be boringggggggg🤣
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@kwiller37 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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“ date people who like you” bitch I thought they did damn it 😭
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Any bright color on darkskins>>>
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Respectfully
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Darkskins🤝 neon colors
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I had absolutely no business looking this good back in July 😭
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Miss getting back massages
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2 hunnid likes and I’ll recreate 🙂
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🤩
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Legendary
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Applying pressure doesn’t only apply to men lol
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😊ok I’m done
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These cute 🙂
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*When ur old fuck buddy randomly hits u up* Me:
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Y’all gone get tired of Haitians posting today 🤣
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This how the jirof be lookin in the food
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🌴
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Hi🙂
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😂😭Ik a couple of y’all who are like this
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A real woman gone listen and care about your feelings , don’t let these young females make u feel less of a man for expressing yourself King .
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@styledbyrati 😭😭💀💀💀💀 lmaoooooo
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Men who’ve experienced sexual assault or rape, I just want you to know that your stories matter too🙏🏾💕
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@Its_PauldineJ 🥰🇭🇹
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It be like that 🤣🤣🤣
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Idk who need to hear this but It’s ok to be single , stop trying to rush into a relationship 🥴
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Zoe shit no hoe shit 🇭🇹
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🤤The melanin in this
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@PaigeBrianet Stg🤣🤣😭😭😭
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My Skin tone so pretty 🤩
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It was the little smile at the end 🥹😂
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@TrillJordz Idk bout y’all but this part always takes me tf out man 😭😭😭😭😭”Cruuuuuddaaaaaaaaaa”
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I be ready to swallow a mf WHOLEEEE 🤣😂for fun.
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All u see is what u lackin not what u packin 🎶
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😂tik tok draft
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Story timeeeeeeeee🤪 Soooo, ima tell yall about this dude , ima call him donte, and how we was vibing and shit you know, started off with a lil play fight argument thru text , u know those “quit playing before I bet yo ass” and the “come here and I’ll show u”
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Dark skin is beautiful 🥰
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One thing about Haitians , they gone let u know when u gaining some weight
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Netflix took that shit down so quick 😂Haitian twitter I love y’all for that lmao
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Dreadheads dont know how to act when they get a retwist 😭😂
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Darkskin men....my goodness y’all so fine
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