Lawd dzanny @sirlifye Twitter profile

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Aka kamandionekela mwa u crook.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

You were busy building twitter instead of building your family, that's why anakusiyani. 😂🚶🏽‍♂️

dee.oh.tee

@d_dot_k

7 months

We spent so long building Twitter MW just for Facebook savages to come tear it down with mob mentality when they don't agree with a tweet 😤

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Vomelezani kut matako mulibe

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Lawd dzanny

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11 months

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

You know where…

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

Police officer : what did mervin do? Her : anandiyika pa calendar yapa Twitter😭

M E R V I N 

@merv_inn

7 months

Ati andimangisa 😭😭😭😭

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Y’all need to stop throwing tantrums at this guy and cheating men,the problem here is that she couldn’t handle the situation herself,he did nothing wrong,,with all this pressure he might as well commit suicide,,Whosoever is friends with should be close to him,HE DID NOTHING WRONG

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

My wife taking care of me..

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Someone should tell her

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

8 months

Facebook archeologist at it.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

Thats it. Enough time has passed, this is the best hip hop verse of 2023.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Meanwhile JB in amarica

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Nde ifee titani?

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

Ndangopanga post opanda chifukwa. 😅

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Madyana inu🥱

Shackel Masan✨💦🥰

@shackelmasan

2 years

Favorite cousin 😊🫂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

6 months

Wabhebhesa malawi 😂😂Koma what was she doing honestly 💀

Ten October 🙂

@Twofred2wo

6 months

Gents iyi mwaithaima😂😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

There's a group of some tweeps ka "Elite Twitter Mw" mmaona ngati Twitter belongs to you, muli ndi ka entitlement kenakake kopusa.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

If it was the other way around the boy would be facing jail time.

Mikozi Network

@MikoziNetwork

9 months

Authorities in Mzimba have stopped the officiation of a marriage in Traditional Authority (T/A) Chindi because the groom is under aged. It has been discovered that the boy is 16 years old while the girl is 18. Both are standard seven dropouts.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

You really think prayers will evaporate water?

Qeko J🇲🇼

@FirstMadeDumie

1 year

@Times360Malawi We really need to pray for btz people

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

😂😂😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

8 months

A Ras anaphikidwa mpka pano he hasn't recovered, lawyer uja really did some damage. He still can't believe he was cooked. Lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

Nde ufuna ifee titani?

Paula

@okayypaulaaa

11 months

No my dress ain’t short, my legs are long😗🤎

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

This Lady is gorgeous 😍

Elube MkusaNkhoma 🇲🇼

@OooMyBadItsElu

1 year

Saturday Afternoon.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Nde pali ma Degree aku PLU… just being friends with one of the students amakupasa Degree nawee.

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11 months

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

You can join them and get rid of that face fat, instead hating.

GHM

@thypettiness101

1 year

Koma asikana ku Malawi are working out ......peer pressure mbwee

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Twitter doesn’t belong to anyone, stop telling people what they can’t tweet or not.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

As men we should be celebrating this man's W.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

8 months

Pemphero Mphande wapangisa kut azinzake agwidwe.😅😅

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

My girlfriend took me to lunch today..❤️🥺

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

6 months

Now this is funny. 🤣

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

I really believed that this happened wow💔🤦🏾‍♂️😂

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11 months

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

I’m the first guy to masturbate in 2023..

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Aaahh💔😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Twitter Malawi today.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Cheating is only fair if done by a Man…if women cheats its disgusting and totally unforgivable….never in your life as Man forgive a Woman after she cheats…

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

This generation soft af.

Nöe2Frag🇲🇼🇫🇮

@LilNoe6Blocka

1 year

😭😭😭 kulakwa

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

6 months

@Uchindamie27 Business is Business

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

Hule lo mukulipasa unnecessary attention honestly.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Zot Ali ku mtandire ngat bodza

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

Nissan Juke ikamadusa. 🤣

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

It’s not God… thank the doctors

Darsil Designs

@iamdannexvii

2 years

Woke up better than yesterday, all thanks to God.🙏🙂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

This how everyone is seeing ye now

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

I'm just here reposting gist making sure it reaches everyone, I'm not selfish. 😅

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Got to be the best photographer in Malawi ngl

God’s favorite son

@ken_banda_

1 year

Coca-Cola

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

This how you get rewarded for being a nice guy.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

The timeline right now.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

This guy is doing this because of insecurities..the girl is getting recognized in the industry akuopa kulandidwa that’s why he got her pregnant and now the car…. well calculated plan 😂

FYI

@FYIonlinemw

2 years

Bongie Melon’s baby daddy surprises her with a car, a few weeks after she gave birth. 👏🏽

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

So it's body shaming if they are talking about kugwa kwa bele la Tuno? When these women shame men for being Short or Bald is fine?

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Akudyela ma odds.. Lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

10 months

😂😂😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Ukakhala hule umaona ngat anzako amuna amawavuta

Dr. DrinkWaterNotCum🔞

@legend_ispa

1 year

Sikuti amuna amamuvuta...kungoti si hule chabe.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

A 20 year old girl getting a 1 million kwacha engagement ring, nkhalamba zina they always here tweeting about their wealth.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

temwah deserved that award…..they robbed temwa

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

10 months

Mesa Solomon anali ndi driving license.

Sanny

@Sanny_Zyto

10 months

Mamuna osatha kuyendetsa ride mpaka ku cheater?💀

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

The way men hype the Domoya sisters it angers a lot of women here, y'all just don't know

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

She not the only one with that shape.

partoh

@partohthegreat

2 years

What makes you cheat to a girl shaped like this bro?

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

@LizzMurr56 We don’t care he’s a GOAT

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

It hurts when you see your peers die 💔

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

Some people here, their families Ali kale ndi ma connections they won't need someone from Twitter to help them.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

11 months

Or those who say Akudya chuma cha makolo. Like bro who made your parents poor.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

@MakileniMadalo It's okay for a woman to take back a cheating partner but a man taking back a cheating girlfriend/wife NO.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Some of them been ugly since they were kids

A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼

@AlipoAndrewsII

1 year

Koma Thread yama Throwback yo🤣🤣 Kodi enanu ndinu ma Meme?🤣

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

8 months

When she dumps you and you post some break up quotes to make her think like you are really hurting but deep down you wanted the relationship to end.😭

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

We should really be proud of Namadingo… he’s our largest export in the art industry

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

A few weeks ago everyone was MAKINA now aliyese ndi DUWA even boys are calling themselves DUWA.. 🤦🏾‍♂️😅

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

kwanu konko

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

Vuto lake ma feminist amayankhula Chizungu. 😅

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

A lack of boundaries invites lack of respect… osacheza ndi aliyese.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Move to truth social in silence, stop showing us your screenshots 😂

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Ambiri apo Ali ndi matenda opasilana pogonana

Guy From Blantyre 🇲🇼🏀

@Kenneth03Mw

1 year

Malawi wake uti ase??🤣see these huns? M 10/10 okhaokha Nde Ku IG kuli some girl called sunshine🙌🏽

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Ubwere pa den ndzakugaile tomato

Ms. V❤️

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Zeze really thinks masten aja Ali mu chikondi ndi iyeyo? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

That fake stomach kiss just to smell if its safe to go down there…lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

Kuphika kwa lero ndi kwa anthu ophunzira 😂😂Nanga zizungu zimenezo @TheLunaticGuy27 amva bwanji? 🤣

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

We need zodiac cameras here.

AG’S BABY😍

@CleopatraItimu

1 year

Let me remind you😍❤️

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

I trust my eyes.

Beta2Alpha

@rikiweird

9 months

How a relationship should start.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

We are all attention seekers, the moment you decide to tweet you are seeking attention.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

4 years

@davvydmoore @sirlifye

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Ku malawi tonse ndachimidzi, musamaiwale

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Mayonnaise palibe bwanji?

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Someone with a vagina saying Hakimi is not a real man. Lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

The receipt

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

7 months

Kuphika soya pieces ko Belita aahh 😂😂

Luxury-Anne

@Belita_Birdy

7 months

Cooking for a man after he had a long day of making no money is insane. Been there, done that, not going down that road again.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Absolutely no one Man U right now

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

Umvere spe lero. You'll have a great day.

•𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐘•🌞💜★

@Ekarydafter

9 months

Got my balloons 🤭❤️!

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Nuh, you are always provoking people

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

The whole timeline now.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

8 months

Yes it was fun, Zayamba kubhowa now.

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

It's not an achievement

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

@elizabethsmog @matanevenoff Your edits sucked

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

Atii ukuoneka okonda akaz, umafuna ndizikonda anyamata?

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

1 year

I can let her slap my mom. 😭

frwontou

@frwontou

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lungelo nkosi

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

9 months

Iyeso samakudziwa. 😅

Layla💃

@Layla_auviela

9 months

@Harryi_cent I still don't know this nigga🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Lol

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Lawd dzanny

@sirlifye

2 years

Africa must stop forcing these guys to identify as Africans when they clearly only identify as Moroccan and Arabs as stated by their own player…

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