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Patrick Plainview

@singlemomsn1per

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@singlemomsn1per
Patrick Plainview
7 months
Paid off my student loans in their entirety and my credit tanked
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5 months
Sometimes you gotta get the scent back on you
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
Just told a barista she “had an extremely unpleasant attitude”
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Patrick Plainview
8 months
“My wife went to Arizona State”
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Absolutely incredible that these gays will spill the beans on what is basically the plot of a James Bond movie for 3 Negronis and the prospect of sex lmao
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Project Veritas
2 years
1,000,000+ views in 90 minutes #DirectedEvolution setting the internet on fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
*chipotle worker struggling with my 1300 calorie burrito* “She was probably a DEI hire”
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Patrick Plainview
11 months
@coldhealing That’s Hannah Bronfman lol
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5 months
@Sophistrys_Sake Been there, call it the walk of dignity
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Thinking about hiring a high end pro for my incel cousins 18th birthday. Discuss
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Patrick Plainview
8 months
“Yeah bro weekend was good me and my gf went to this new speakea-“
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
Woah bro that’s so fuckin chill! Gotta Zynbabwe? Did your parlay hit last night?
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Kameron Miller
3 months
This will go over well right?
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
Perfect Twitter user morning routine 8:30 wake up 8:30-8:45 Ukraine ware FPV drone vids 8:45-9:00 CCTV black on White crime 9:00-9:05 Will stancil rape accusation 9:05-9:20 600 word essay about Sci-fi movie that came out in 1997
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Ripping beers with the boys> being a giant nerd
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
2 years
The more i learn about alcohol the more i want to quit Alcohol poisons your brain, and that is why you feel drunk. It shrinks neurons, destroys your gut barrier, and leads to loads of inflammation. It depletes NAD levels, critical for longevity and ruins your sleep. A thread:
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Your eyes are not deceiving you that is a ford raptor technical
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
@MatthiasReedV I have the indomitable spirit of the zoner, I can’t be stopped
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
THANK YOU SANTA!!!
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8 months
@bigXII_tyrant True zoner knowledge
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Friday night, if you see a black guy wearing this remember to tell him happy birthday
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Patrick Plainview
2 months
Elon makes you move from beautiful Bay Area to shitholebeanersville, Tx all because one of his 75 kids got transed Cold world
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Met up with hard 7 at the bar glanced at her phone. 1456 hinge notifications.
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2 years
@ArloDenton That would disqualify her from being “high end”
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
List of non longhoused wedding gifts: Venmo’ing the groom 500 dollars
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Carrying a tactile lindy wad of 3000 dollars and a tactile lindy glock 19 feels good
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Patrick Plainview
9 months
Insane amount of people at the strip club tonight. Get it together people
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Patrick Plainview
11 months
@echo_chamberz @coldhealing It goes even deeper. Edgar bronfman and the world Jewish Congress allegedly were the ones spying on Clinton
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
Kept squinting my eyes trying to see George Floyd
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Drakolimni, Epirus, Greece.
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@_MedGold Med Goldstein
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2 years
@SuburbanJihadi The way he succinctly put down his smoothie
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Patrick Plainview
4 months
Fuck liberals, that’s all
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Patrick Plainview
3 years
Lindyman got me to shell out the big bucks for the apartment with the raised roof
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@TriLateralLover though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@martyrmade He’s been in tel aviv for awhile
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2 years
@LindyTasteful Cheerleader pattern baldness
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
@100thprestige Is the ram trx the most londy car on the market?
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@PaulSkallas The NBA exists so rich Jews can have imaginary black friends
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@TikTokInvestors Gambling as a side hustle LMFAO
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2 years
@dr__submarine Don’t forget about wigger nationalism
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
He got a substantial raise
@FeralPHunter
𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter
1 year
something clicked in my head and suddenly i like girls small asses??
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
A fucking Nissan?! Uncle Sib is going to kill you
@FarmerGenerous
Generous Farmer 🦅🇺🇸
2 years
Men only want 4 things and it’s disgusting.
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Patrick Plainview
10 months
@sanpellyenjoyer Literally all their prompts are the same. Tequila, dog, travel, espresso martini
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
19 year old with massive juggs at the lifeguard stand? Time for my effortlessly choreographed diving board routine
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
@grecian_the Kicking over a tripod in the gym today for the guys
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Patrick Plainview
10 months
Why not just wrap a cyber truck in green? Then you got a warthog
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
My niche autistic hobby: getting pussy
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
@100thprestige 100% normies will always exist in a state of permanent embarrassment about what they were saying/doing/wearing 5 years ago
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
Here’s what my hinge prompts would be if I weren’t banned I know the best spot in town for: Illegal Chinese casinos My most controversial opinion: if you prefer Ryan Reynolds to Ryan gosling you are not smart I’ll fall for you if: you have a 7,000 acre ranch in south Texas
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Patrick Plainview
2 months
Gonna commit career suicide and post a chopped & screwed little dark age edit on LinkedIn
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Put down the vape and picked up the spirits
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@ccmembersonly I would also never say this.
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
You really broke if you don’t see at least 15 of these bad boys in your neighborhood every time you Lindy walk
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
Female neighbor just called and asked me to unload a couch for her while she’s in Europe. I just laughed and hung up
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
Eating Olive Garden 7 days a week
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Peyton Elroy
1 year
BEFORE & AFTER 🌿 HEALING MYSELF In 2016 after being in my worst physical, emotional, spiritual state — I decided to undergo the most grand transformation of my life I was in college, working at and eating Olive Garden 7 days a week, stressing myself in every way imaginable
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
At least my GF didn’t go to Arizona State
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
I’m in the zone
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Patrick Plainview
8 months
Beautiful nipples princess 👸🏼 🥂
@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
8 months
Monday in the 4HL
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Dear TCP I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
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Patrick Plainview
2 months
Fake bio hacking: sauna, cold plunging, talking to your other gay nerd friends about your goals Real bio hacking: becoming such a piece of shit you have no choice but to pour yourself into your work in order to escape your own thoughts
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@KhalkeionGenos Los Angeles has a dark psychic cloud over it. You can feel the city cannibalizing it’s citizens
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Patrick Plainview
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@TiocfaidMarLaGo Haven’t owned a debit card in two years
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Please meet my son, Peater
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Don’t let a once in a lifetime celestial event stop you from generating shareholder value
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Patrick Plainview
4 months
Throwback to when I took my dog to a Tijuana strip club
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Patrick Plainview
1 year
Turning the tables on the poors by blasting my finance podcast on my iPhone speaker
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Who are some of the best body building accounts to follow on here? Any mention of a bow tied account gets you blocked
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
Fuck yeah
@ireallyhateyou
B.M.
3 months
On the Lebanese border. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! What year is this?
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
“How to win friends and influence people isn’t a bad book and some of you would probably benefit greatly from reading it”
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
Beautiful nippels princess 🥂😎
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
7 months
Sydney Sweeney at Vanity Fair’s #Oscar   after-party.
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
No more handle with the chili mitt on the skillet queso at Chilis, another victim of refinement culture
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Experiencing mission creep at Whole Foods
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Patrick Plainview
11 months
Enjoying some zogchow in the las londy airport
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
@gravitontensor I’m not mad
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
He needs a bass pro shop hat
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
Shoulders not even above the towel dispenser 😂😂😂😂😂🤫😐
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Patrick Plainview
3 years
Almost just tweeted something Mean then I remembered I will channel all my negative energy at service workers irl
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Patrick Plainview
9 months
The hinge ban has got me going to Pilates classes
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
@vodk_anon @martyrmade >Entire personality is military aesthetic >Legally disbarred from owning a knife
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Patrick Plainview
4 months
Saw the most immaculate pair of breasts at the bar last night.
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Visited a unesco world heritage site last evening
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2 years
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Patrick Plainview
5 months
Damn jjers refinement culture comes for all
@White_Janissary
Foundational White Janissary
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Wagner Group’s logo redesign makes me think that they’re controlled by a different kind of “PMC”
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3 months
Sorry babe but I didn’t spend 1000 bucks on “pickup university” and two weekends of my life at the Ramada inn just to wear a condom
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Patrick Plainview
2 years
Unmatched energy
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Patrick Plainview
8 months
Anti seed oil njjrs will never know the joy of a Friday chick fil a breakfast ritual
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
Desecration of Zoner temples with be dealt with swiftly and with extreme prejudice
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2 years
Jimmy John’s employees are debating myocarditis and the vaxx lmao
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2 years
@dr__submarine Huge difference between old money country aesthetics and Wigger country aesthetics
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2 years
@alpharivelino Domestic violence
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Zoomer at the gym was wearing a based world hat. Had to ask him “based? Based on what?” The panic in his eyes was palpable
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5 months
Beautiful nippels princess, call me 😎🥂
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Patrick Plainview
7 months
I call this little concoction “beast juice” 1 cup bone broth 1 lemon 1 one frozen ginger cube If consumed correctly you should audibly hear the phrase “eliminate all liberals” one to two times per day
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Patrick Plainview
2 months
Have you tried turning it off & on again?
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Patrick Plainview
3 months
THE COPS KILLED THE HOMELESS I GUY I CALLED ON LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
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Patrick Plainview
6 months
Found out the intern has an ugly gf Forced him to commit suppuku in front of the entire office
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